My alternative life

The other five looked at me, then looked at each other, no one could say a word.

I laughed, "what, still a man? That's it? "

There was still no one to say a word, and in the bar, the companions on the table where these guys were, all stood up and looked at their friends solemnly.

With a sigh, I turned around and asked, "brother tiger, how much water has been counted today?"

"I haven't calculated carefully yet. It's probably more than 100000!"

I thought about it in my heart. There are 70 or 80 tables and scattered seats. It's more than 11 p.m., and the attendance rate is almost 100%.

According to the minimum standard, if the consumption of a table is several hundred yuan, there will be tens of thousands of tables in 70 or 80 tables, not to mention this kind of relatively high-end bar, it is not uncommon for a table of guests to spend tens of thousands of yuan, so more than 100000 yuan is a relatively real number.

After pondering for a moment, I yelled to the melon eaters, "you guys, if we lose the money we've bought, we'll pay for the new ones. Otherwise, some people will have too much psychological pressure!"

Turning around, I asked the other five, "is that ok? I don't want to do anything. I'm saving money for my brothers. "

However, they glared at me fiercely, with venomous eyes in their eyes.

Mad, I'm not happy. I think you're pitiful. It helps Ya save money. Now it's good. On the contrary, it makes me like an enemy!

This is the dog bite, LV Dongbin does not know good people, poor people must have hateful!

I looked around five people coldly. Wherever I could see, the other side did not dare to look at each other.

Immediately, a restless mood started from the bottom of my heart. I don't understand. What are you doing here!

Do you have so much spare time for me?

"Brothers, what do you say about the bet just now? Do you recognize it or not? In this way, it's OK not to recognize... "

Turning to the light master, I called out, "brother, light!"

Immediately, the cylindrical lamppost covered us, and everyone's face was stabbed with dazzling white.

"Ladies and gentlemen, you can see the appearance of these goods clearly. It's OK to cheat. As long as you say it in public, I'm not a counsellor. I'll fart when I speak! Then I'll let you go. You can go back to your own table... "

"Click, click..."

With my words, suddenly, someone began to shoot, and more and more drinkers with mobile phones rushed to the front of the performance pool, began to take all kinds of photos

I know that soon the faces of these guys will be all over the wechat circle of friends and microblog and other media.

Someone opened his mouth and seemed to be ready to give advice. After all, more than 100000 is not a small number.

However, seeing hundreds of people around, they have been fully exposed, and these old wine cannons have closed their mouths again. It seems that they don't intend to give up easily.

I sneer, their mind is not hard to guess.

Although they can't compete with me, maybe these guys don't think they are the worst drinkers. Until the last moment, they don't know who will win!

From a psychological point of view, this is called a dying struggle, with a fluke in mind.

So, thinking about this, I decided to directly suppress the other party's attempt to struggle. Laozi, I will not let go of any of them!

Five people, even if 150000, then one person 30000!

Looking at the remaining seven rockets in front of me, I concentrated and slowly stepped forward!

The lighting engineer is a handsome young man. He has a quick reaction. When he sees my action, he immediately uses his means to shoot a stronger yellow light in the white aperture and project it on me.

At this moment, all the guests in the bar held their breath and stared at my actions.

Want to know what to do, man? I smile, human and animal harmless!

I'm a bull today, so what!

Slowly pinch a glass of wine, I sandwiched between the thumb and index finger, and then the second goblet sandwiched between the index finger and middle finger, and then the third cup, between the middle finger and ring finger

Soon, four rockets were caught in my right finger.

"Late autumn, help me, there are three, clip left hand!"

I rushed to the empty mountain in late autumn and said, "what's the matter with you? Move quickly!"

In the action of the hunter pretending to be a beautiful woman curling smoke, I hold three rockets on the left and four rockets on the right.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't want to pretend to be forced. Let's have a good time and drink together! I'll admit it! If it's all right Hey, hey, brothers, you're going to do it! "

With that, I began to carefully pour down the liquor in my right hand cup one by one!

Movement, very gentle.

Look, quite serene.

It's like tasting tea or sipping one cup after another.

Right hand four drink, I wipe my lips, smell disgusting hiccups, deliberately frowned.

"Ouch, this wine is so powerful. What do I think..."

I pause to observe the expressions of the others.Sure enough, with my complaint, the other five guys, who had already turned pale, were all twinkling with little stars in their eyes. It was just like seeing my father who had been wandering for many years.

But I'm afraid they want me to throw up right away

Unfortunately, I let them down!

Shaking my head, I belched again, "tut Tut, it's not easy to drink like this. How about the three glasses on the left side, I'll have ten thousand cannons together?"

Of course, no one will answer this question.

Because everyone, including tiger brother and Kongshan wanqiu, is stupid.

Who has ever seen such a drinker?

This way of drinking pure alcohol over 75 degrees is a modern version of the great Xia in martial arts novels!

I smile and ask Kongshan late autumn, "late autumn, do you want to see..."

"What are you looking at?"

"Look what a legend is! Brother, it's a legend

Say, I roar out, "ten thousand guns roar together!"

Three high foot wine glasses, gently rubbed by me, become from thumb to little finger, arranged from low to high.

"Come on, see clearly!"

At this moment, I was like the God of wine in the sky. I was determined to carry on to the end!

Hands up, glasses up, neck up!

The bottom glass of wine poured into my mouth, and because of the position, the middle one flowed into the glass below which I had drunk half empty.

Similarly, the top third cup is slowly poured into the second cup

In this way, wine into the mouth, endless!

It's like this glass of wine can never be finished!

However, with the endless rise and fall of the sun, how can there be endless liquor?

"Wu Hua Ma, Qian Jin Qiu, hu er is going to exchange wine with you, and we will share the worries of all ages!"

I laugh, laugh, laugh!

"Pa pa pa..."

Qisheng crisp ring!

I smashed the seven high foot wine glasses on the marble floor of the performance pool.

When the body shakes, every sweat hole on the body is full of alcohol. Even under the stimulation of internal breathing, the body is filled with a layer of fog color formed by wine vapor.

After a long time, my body stood firm. In the frenzied clapping and cheering of the drinkers and the despairing eyes of the other five earth colored guys, I nodded to brother tiger, then turned to the empty mountain late autumn, and said with a smile, "late autumn sister paper, you've caused enough trouble today. For a while, spanking your family!"