My Apartment Life

　　"Yeah! Do you want to lend me some money? Thank you!"

　　"..." Lu Ziqiao almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "No, I mean, can you lend me some money?"

　　"Why don't you die? Ask me to borrow it. I don't have any money to eat."

　　"I don't want to either!" Lu Ziqiao stopped Yu Ziye, who was about to leave, and said with some distress: "I originally wanted to take this opportunity to help you, and do something myself, but you ended like this, the plan Can't keep up with the changes!"

　　"I have to buy [-]% of the new Coke when I'm poor. You still ask me to borrow money? Why don't you go to heaven?!"

　　"Don't fool me, you think I don't know? Midnight! Listen to me, when you earn money, you spend it. Putting it in the bank card will be cheaper for others, especially for others. It's better to be cheaper than me!"

　　"Stop." Yu Ziye said calmly: "Hey, Ziqiao! I'm not telling you, have you ever experienced what you get after hard work? Is there anything more joyful than this in this world?"

　　"Yes, for nothing."

　　"..." Yu Ziye's whole body turned to stone and patted Lu Ziqiao's head: "The mud can't support the wall, and the road is different. From now on, we are not brothers. When will we have a common topic? It's not too late to be a brother."

　　"..."

　　After speaking, Yu Ziye didn't give Lu Ziqiao any chance, turned his head and walked towards the room.

　　"Hey, hey..."

　　Lu Ziqiao lowered his head in frustration. He also hoped that meeting Yu Ziye today would be able to fudge a little money!As a result, the benefit was not obtained, and it was also provoked.

　　At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian ran over excitedly from the next door: "Yo ho~ Where's Midnight? Midnight? I succeeded."

　　"Don't mess with him, he's in a bad mood, you succeeded, he failed." Lu Ziqiao actually wanted to say that he was in a bad mood, but seeing Zeng Xiaoxian like that, he really didn't want to compare himself with him. .

Chapter 36

　　Three more days have passed, and Zeng Xiaoxian has been in high excitement these days, because he is about to go live on TV. As his first time, his heart almost jumped out.

　　Today happened to be the first day of his broadcast. He called on everyone to sit in front of the TV and watch his debut. Everyone couldn't bear his stalking and could only agree.

　　Before the TV starts, it can be said to be the most boring, but fortunately, Yu Ziye has something in his hands, so he came back from outside just before Zeng Xiaoxian's show started to air.

　　"I'm back, has Mr. Zeng's show started?" Yu Ziye put down his backpack and glanced at the TV, which was still playing commercials, and it didn't seem to start.

　　"Not yet." Yi Fei glanced at him and put his eyes on Yu Ziye's backpack.

　　Lu Ziqiao grabbed Yu Ziye's shoulders and said a little slyly: "Ziye, we were talking about the ex-girlfriend just now. What do you think is the most appropriate way to describe the ex-girlfriend in the shortest words."

　　"You deliberately attacked me, didn't you?" Yu Ziye was speechless and said angrily: "I don't know other people's ex-girlfriends, but your ex-girlfriend, I can describe it in one English letter."

　　"What English alphabet?" Yifei asked curiously.

　　"E."

　　"...What's the meaning?"

　　"Eye chart."

　　Several people were a little confused. They didn't understand what this meant. Lu Zhanbo asked weakly, "You mean they are blind?"

　　"No, it's this power bitch." Yu Ziye directly wrote three words with the same pronunciation as the eye chart on the paper, with black lines all over his head, and sighed helplessly: "You bought this hand-painted board. , you don't plan to write a script in the future?"

　　"It's not that I don't write it, I just treat it as a hobby." Yu Ziye sat down beside him and yawned: "Hey, I'm telling you! I read a news yesterday that there was a man on the street next door. Going to run wild demons~"

　　"Yes, I also read this news." Yifei suddenly joined in the discussion: "Yesterday, the rumors went crazy on the love apartment website. It seems that when she was lighting a cigarette, a gust of wind just happened to blow her clothes, hair and eyebrows. burnt out."

　　"Really or not?" Guan Gu basically didn't read the love apartment website very much, because many of him couldn't understand it, but when he heard everyone's nose and eyes, he was actually very interested for a while.

　　"I don't know exactly what's going on, but I know who this guy is." Yu Ziye raised his brows and said a little slyly: "She is the old woman from yesterday."

　　"Isn't it?"

　　Several people shouted at the same time, staring at Yu Ziye stunned, Yu Ziye said triumphantly, "Who told her to fool me? Look, have you been punished?"

　　A few people felt a chill in their hearts. For Yu Ziye's situation, they were completely afraid and couldn't fool this guy if they killed him, otherwise they wouldn't know how to die.

　　Yu Ziye took out a small ball from his pocket and sighed: "Unfortunately, my preparations didn't come in handy."

　　"What is this? Marbles?" Lu Ziqiao was relatively close to Yu Ziye and snatched the ball from his hand.

　　The ball was dark, soft and elastic when squeezed, and Yu Ziye didn't care: "This is what I asked Xiao Hei downstairs for. It's called Stink Bomb."

　　"What's your name?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly asked in fear.

　　"Stink bomb! What's wrong?" Yu Ziye glanced back, only to see that the stink bomb in Lu Ziqiao's hand had broken, and a horrified expression appeared on his face: "Run!"

　　In the eyes of everyone's doubts, Yu Ziye ran directly into the toilet, and then locked the door directly.

　　Before they could ask what was going on, a stench penetrated into their nostrils, and Lu Ziqiao, who didn't react for a while, was the first to attack, coughing twice, and threw the gas bomb directly: "Cough, cough, what is this? ~cough cough~”

　　"Wow~ Lu Ziqiao, do you want to die? Hmm~hmm~"

　　Several girls quickly covered their mouths and noses and almost spit it out.

　　It didn't take long for the smell to spread throughout the room. Only the sound was playing on the TV in the entire room. The rest of the people either entered their room or ran out.

　　After more than ten minutes, the smell gradually dissipated. Yu Ziye took out the freshener, covered his mouth and nose with a wet towel, and sprayed the entire suite again, and only a few dared to come out.

　　But before the smell still made several people's expressions look like constipation, Yi Fei said dissatisfiedly: "Are you crazy? Why do you dare to play with anything?"

　　"Do you blame me?" Yu Ziye spread out his hands weakly: "I originally prepared this for that old woman, but he insisted on grabbing it, and he broke it. I didn't even finish my sentence!"

　　Yu Ziye pointed at Lu Ziqiao, if it weren't for him, how could such a thing happen?

　　Yu Ziye felt that he was innocent, and Lu Ziqiao also felt that he was also innocent. That thing would explode when you squeezed it. Can you blame him?

　　Moreover, he was the first to bear the brunt of the smell, and he would vomit directly. .

Chapter 37

　　Because of this stink bomb, a few people didn't even bother to watch Zeng Xiaoxian's show. When they saw it on TV, they found that the show was over.

　　Mika said speechlessly: "Isn't it? This show is over? I haven't watched it at all! Will Teacher Zeng scold us when he comes back! It's all your fault, Lu Ziqiao, don't you be so mean?"

　　"You're not much better than me." Lu Ziqiao complained silently, even if he wasn't cheap, Mika would definitely be cheap, and it's very uncertain if something would happen!

　　"Hey, I wasted so much time, but I still didn't see it as a show. It seems that Zeng Xiaoxian really doesn't deserve to have an audience, hey~" Yifei sighed, then gave Yu Ziye a stern look: "Wait for Teacher Zeng. Come back and explain it to him yourself!"

　　Explain a thread.

　　It's not that Yu Ziye didn't know that Zeng Xiaoxian had no hope of appearing on TV at all. This guy had camera phobia, which seemed to be caused by that Laura. After he completely cut off from Laura, he returned to normal.

　　So this show didn't end too quickly at all, but ended without starting at all.

　　Sure enough, when Zeng Xiaoxian came back in the evening, the whole person was decadent. In fact, the show failed.

　　Yu Ziye did his best and really stayed to chat with him: "I said, Mr. Zeng, don't be so depressed! At least you have experience now, and you won't be so nervous when you are on TV next time. already."

　　"Have you watched my show?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked with some distress: "No way! This shouldn't be broadcast."

　　"Alright~" Yu Ziye patted him on the shoulder: "It's familiar once and twice!"

　　In fact, Yu Ziye is more sympathetic to Lisa Rong now. Don't look at the way she seems to be cynical to Zeng Xiaoxian, but if Zeng Xiaoxian can eliminate all competitors, Lisa Rong must have assured him from the leader.

　　But now that something went wrong, Lisa was punished for sure, and it was definitely worse than Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian let out a sigh of relief, and suddenly saw a plate in Yu Ziye's hand with a black, unknown object on it: "What are you?"

　　"It's hard to be firm, it's said to be pork chop rice." Yu Ziye brought the plate to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Would you like to try it?"

　　"No no no." Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head like a rattle: "Are you sure this is pork chops? Why do I feel like pork charcoal!"

　　"Hehe~" Yu Ziye put his hand on his chin: "So, don't be in the midst of happiness, eldest brother, if you fail the live broadcast, it's a big deal to continue to be your midnight bell answerer, but my life is in danger at any time."

　　"Is this made by Yifei?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked cautiously.

　　"Otherwise?" Yu Ziye was very distressed: "You said that we have Ziqiao's super stomach, why doesn't she go to him and insist on me trying? I wondered if I didn't offend her recently, right? Kill them all?"

　　"Hehe~ What if you offended her a long time ago?" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed dryly.

　　"I also think so. With her vengeful character, it's not right. It should be said that with her vengeful character, Chen Zhi's rotten millet can be revealed." Yu Ziye thinks it makes sense. This is the attribute of all women. He had seen it before, and said that a man actually found a weird folder on his girlfriend's computer, and clicked it to record all the things he messed with her.

　　Thinking of this, Yu Ziye shuddered involuntarily. Wouldn't he also enter her small book?

　　Then you will be miserable: "Mr. Zeng, please help me recall how many times I have offended her. It seems that I have to prepare in advance."

　　"Why don't you think about it yourself?" Zeng Xiaoxian said unwillingly. He is not in a good mood now. Is it really good to let himself remember this kind of thing?

　　"Hey, you also know that I have a lot of nerves. Just help me recall the things I offended her before I woke up. I'll invite you to dinner after it's a big deal."

　　After he crossed over, he remembered many things very clearly, but before he crossed over, he only had vague impressions. If he hadn't met, he would definitely not be able to remember them. This would require Zeng Xiaoxian's help.

　　Speaking of eating, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up, and the previous unhappiness was swept away: "Did you say that?"

　　"I said it." Yu Ziye nodded and took out a notebook: "Can you say it?"

　　"Okay, then I'll start." Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while, and then said: "Well, it's only been about a month since you moved in and you're awake. You sleep for [-] hours a day, but it's actually not that bad. Offending her is at most trivial, such as overturning her rice bowl while eating and sleeping..."

　　"Little things too, woman! You know."

　　"Understood... I understand." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly realized, indeed, women hold grudges very much, maybe in your eyes it's a small thing, but she is a big thing: "But let's come from big to small! Well, you The worst time to offend her should be when you molested her more than [-] days after you moved in!"

　　"Pfft~" Yu Ziye threw the pen out in fright: "Indecent... indecent?".

Chapter 38

　　When Zeng Xiaoxian told Yu Ziye the truth of the matter, he felt a lot of pain in the eggs, and at the same time he muttered: "I have an impression! I remember that after waking up that day, my back was sore and I thought it was because I slept for a long time. My body was broken, and I was beaten as a result!"

　　"Yes, you were beaten." Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have thought of that scene: "The devil took off your arm and put it on again on the spot. I didn't dare to speak."

　　In fact, the matter is quite simple, Yu Ziye was groggy during that time, and sometimes he might fall asleep while eating and put it in a bowl.

　　As a result, one day, drowsiness struck, knocked down the female demon head, and then was ravaged by her for a long time, but she still slept quite peacefully.

　　Don't look at it, it seems that Yifei doesn't seem to care about these things at all, but as Lu Zhanbo said, maybe she herself doesn't know how conservative she is in her heart.

　　Thinking of this, Yu Ziye suddenly shuddered: "Slow down."

　　"What's wrong? There are still some things that you offended her, so you don't listen?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little puzzled. Although he did sweat it out for Yu Ziye, he was still analyzing the problem at this time!

　　"No, no need, I think I know what the problem is." Yu Ziye rubbed his brows, then took Zeng Xiaoxian's shoulders: "I now know why I didn't get retribution when she molested me for Mao."