My Apartment Life

　　"Oh~hahaha~ I was so frightened."

　　Lu Ziqiao, however, looked like someone from the past, and shook his head: "Hey, this is something that some men have to go through. I have had a similar experience. Today's women completely believe in the saying that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must seize it. A man's stomach doesn't care whether he is talented or not, but I can tell you a good way to solve this problem."

　　"All ears." Yu Ziye suddenly pricked up his ears.

　　"It's simple and simple." Lu Ziqiao said calmly, "If you can't stop her from learning how to cook, then you can only find a way to give yourself a stomach that is not bad."

　　"You mean, let me eat more, so that I will have resistance?" Yu Ziye lost his passion again, and said as if he wanted to have it, he could have it.

　　"No no no." Lu Ziqiao shook his head: "Let me tell you this! Although I don't know how to cook, cooking is not delicious. It's just something too salty, too spicy, too raw, or too bad. In other words, it’s a heavy taste, as long as you eat a little more heavy taste from now on, can’t you solve it?”

　　"For example?" Yu Ziye still didn't quite understand.

　　"For example, ups and downs, from now on, if you eat more of all extremes, won't you be immune to her food?"

　　"Mom, do I still need my sense of taste?" Yu Ziye complained in distress, eating like this, sooner or later, the sense of taste will be scrapped: "Also, you have forgotten, the cooking is more than that, you seem to have forgotten What does burnt taste like, let me tell you, burnt is Yifei's specialty, hey, you can never imagine how a person who dares to squeeze fish with a juicer cooks."

　　"..."

　　Hearing Yu Ziye's words, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but flash in their minds, Yifei's sturdy figure threw the fish into the juicer, they were startled, and Lu Ziqiao laughed dryly: "Well, that's the case. , please ask yourself for more happiness!"

　　"I also have a solution." Zeng Xiaoxian said calmly: "If you can't do it well, why don't you let her into the kitchen?"

　　"I thought about it too." Yu Ziye rubbed his eyebrows: "But this is out of my control."

　　"Then I have no choice."

　　"Forget it, let's exercise my physique! Maybe my resistance will come up, and I won't be so miserable." Yu Ziye said silently: "Also, maybe I can train stronger than her, and then I can do it in one fell swoop. She took it."

　　"Do you want to be stronger than her? Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have heard the biggest joke of the century.

　　"That's smarter than her." Yu Ziye looked at Zeng Xiaoxian dissatisfiedly: "Speaking of which, it's all your fault, Zeng Xiaoxian."

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly took the blame, and he didn't know what the blame was, and he was suddenly stunned. .

Chapter 69

　　Seeing Zeng Xiaoxian's confused look, Yu Ziye said angrily: "Isn't that the last time I lied to Yifei on a date? My original plan was to use this to prove that I was a little smarter than her, and then coax or something, I'll just do it. It was successful, but your pig teammate sold me directly, and now I have to do it all over again, do you blame you for this?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little guilty: "This, in theory, is my fault, but why do you have to prove that you are smarter than her?"

　　Yu Ziye was taken aback for a moment and patted his forehead, okay!They are not yet clarifying Yifei's mate selection criteria: "That's because, she said, her boyfriend is either smarter than her or stronger than her, otherwise why should he conquer her, I don't want to be a complete lack of status. I think it's better to prove it head-on."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other: "No wonder she has been single until now."

　　"Okay, I have to find a way to prove it, how to prove it!" Yu Ziye touched his chin: "I have to think about it."

　　"It's not easy?" Lu Ziqiao shrugged: "You find a problem that she can't solve, and then you can solve it in minutes, so that you can prove that you are better than her?"

　　"Good idea, I'll go ask her now if she has any troubles she can't solve."

　　"Poor Midnight, hey." Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head and sat aside, showing sympathy.

　　"He's not pitiful! Teacher Zeng, it's you who is pitiful." Lu Ziqiao calmly refuted Zeng Xiaoxian's words.

　　"How do you say that?"

　　Lu Ziqiao shrugged, casually flipping through the photos in other people's profiles, and explained calmly, "You have to figure out why you feel sorry for Midnight?"

　　"Of course I want to pursue such a female devil, isn't that pitiful?"

　　"Oh? Was he forced?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was taken aback: "No!"

　　"Isn't that the end?" Lu Ziqiao clapped his palms: "You will think he is pitiful, just because if you are with Yifei, Ziye will be under a lot of pressure, and even domestic violence, but thinking about it this way, Teacher Zeng, you It was a big mistake."

　　"Isn't it?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little stunned. He almost collapsed after eating before they were together. Wouldn't it be okay if they were together?

　　Lu Ziqiao silently explained to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Brother, it's not that I'm speaking for Midnight, but that's true, you know? Let me tell you a few benefits!

　　The first one is that a woman like Yifei has hardly ever been in a relationship, which means that such a girl will be more clean and self-sufficient, so let me ask you!Teacher Zeng, a woman who has been in love for N times, and a woman who has only been in love once or twice, or not even once, which one do you choose? "

　　Zeng Xiaoxian himself is a person with a cleanliness addiction, whether it is physically or psychologically, so: "Of course I choose the latter, but it depends on the actual situation, right?"

　　"Yes, the actual situation." Lu Ziqiao did not refute: "But we are making assumptions now, so there is no actual situation. That is to say, I asked about your most hopeful dream."

　　"Well, that's the latter."

　　"Ok." Lu Ziqiao snapped his fingers: "Zi Ye said that he has never been in a relationship before, so it's okay to be willing to find a girl like the latter, right? Besides, this is also his ideal other half. Is there something wrong?"

　　"No problem."

　　"So, if he can be with his ideal other half, do you still feel sorry for him?"

　　"Uh, no." Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head, if that's the case, he doesn't seem to be so pitiful: "No, I'm talking about the problem of high pressure in the middle of the night, why do you change the subject!"

　　"Okay, then let's talk about this." Lu Ziqiao said calmly: "Let me tell you this! Yifei has never been in a relationship, so at her age, she is eager to find her other half. Is this no problem?"

　　"No problem! But what does it have to do with what I said earlier?"

　　"Of course it does. If it was you, what would you do if you could find a woman who didn't care about your short legs?"

　　"Of course I hold it." Zeng Xiaoxian blurted out, then thoughtfully: "Oh, I understand, I will cherish what I finally get, and Yifei hopes to find a man who doesn't care about her character, naturally like As I said, I will hold it up."

　　"So!" Lu Ziqiao patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder earnestly: "This is the second benefit I said, it is impossible for a person to find a better half that completely matches their ideals, but it is very good to be able to find some ideal partners. Mr. Zeng, you are pitiful at midnight. In fact, you are the most pitiful one, because you don't even have some ideal girlfriends, you don't even have an ideal girlfriend."

　　"Pfft~"

　　At that moment, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that his little heart had begun to ache, and it was getting more and more painful, and he was bleeding.It was like being stabbed with a knife, but the knife still had barbs. .

Chapter 70

　　Night was coming soon. Yu Ziye wanted to see how Zeng Xiaoxian stood upside down to wash the toilet after losing. Maybe God wanted Zeng Xiaoxian to die. After dinner, Yu Ziye ran to the toilet several times.

　　If Zeng Xiaoxian loses, he must be refreshed when he washes the toilet.

　　Finally, after coming out of the toilet for the fifth time, Zeng Xiaoxian said with a bit of pain: "I said, Midnight, even if you want to see my joke, you don't have to fight with your life, right? This is the fifth time, right?"

　　"You think I think so!" Yu Ziye leaned on the sofa in the middle of the night: "If I could avoid it, I would have avoided it."

　　"What's your situation?" Lu Ziqiao asked.

　　Yu Ziye sighed: "Don't mention it, I don't intend to wind down the hall and lead the mountain torrent!"

　　"..."

　　"Speak human words." Zeng Xiaoxian twitched the corners of his mouth.

　　"Oh, I have a cold and diarrhea."

　　"Ah~" Zeng Xiaoxian covered his forehead helplessly, and Lu Ziqiao smiled so-called: "I don't think I have a cold and diarrhea, right? Otherwise, how could I have waited until now? I ran into the toilet a long time ago, I guess I ate something that shouldn't be eaten. , I remember that tonight, Yifei was cooking next door."

　　"Oh~hahaha~" Zeng Xiaoxian understood in seconds, and laughed slyly.

　　Yu Ziye was speechless.

　　All right!He admitted that he only had diarrhea after eating what Yifei made, mainly because he was too arrogant and insisted on laughing at her cooking skills. As a result, Yifei refused to accept it and made a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and then. . .That's it for him.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao joked for a while, and finally stayed up until eight o'clock in the evening, when the radio program started at that time.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian immediately sent a message to Wan Yu, asking her to quickly put the radio in front of Meijia, and Yu Ziye also heard a voice on the radio: "Please listen to the next song, Mr. Lu Ziqiao ordered for Miss Chen Meijia. Yes, Zhou Jie's sorry."

　　The melodious singing sounded, Zeng Xiaoxian listened proudly, thinking in his heart, this is definitely the most creative way to apologize, which can be heard in the whole city.

　　Before he could be happy, the singing stopped abruptly, and the host said angrily: "Miss Chen Meijia told us what Mr. Lu Ziqiao did just now, it's too much, Mr. Lu Ziqiao, if you are listening to us too I just want to tell you that I don't want to play the songs you ordered anymore.

　　Why don't we dedicate our precious time to couples who still have hope?Next is a song that Ronaldinho ordered for his girlfriend Lili. He is sorry and accidentally pushed your mother off the fifth floor balcony. Please enjoy Sun's "You Come Back". "

　　Zeng Xiaoxian stared at the radio dumbfounded, his expression fell into a sluggish state, Lu Ziqiao turned off the radio helplessly: "Yes, Mika is really here."

　　"It seems that this trick won't work! It seems that we have to think of other ways." Zeng Xiaoxian pondered, trying to get away with it.

　　But Yu Ziye didn't plan to let him go like this: "I'm more concerned about when you will practice handstand, because I'm still waiting for you to wash the toilet upside down!"

　　"Wow, do you have any humanity? I'm helping Ziqiao to come up with an idea to apologize to Mika!"

　　Yu Ziye touched his forehead and thought for a moment: "But, these two things are not in conflict! When you wash the toilet upside down, you can also come up with ideas. Do you use your tongue to wash the toilet?"

　　"..."

　　The corner of Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth twitched, thinking about that scene, his stomach suddenly kept tumbling.

　　Emma, ​​can't do it, can't do it, it's really surging.

　　"Pfft~" With a long sound, Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little embarrassed, and then he saw Yu Ziye clutching his stomach and flushing directly to the toilet.

　　"I'm going, it's obviously my farting, why did he go to the toilet." Zeng Xiaoxian asked speechlessly.

　　"Chain reaction, he thought he put it there. If he doesn't go, pull the inside of his pants and wash it for him?"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian coughed twice: "Well, let's continue to discuss how to coax Mika! By the way, there will be an F4 comeback concert in a few days, and then you can invite Mika to watch it!"

　　"No need, I know Mika's temper. Even if it's a Zhang resurrection concert, she won't appreciate her face. Her character is more stubborn than an ox, she's like a rhinoceros."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian also seemed to have a temper: "I don't believe it, I still can't handle the two of you?"

　　"In terms of your professional level, it's a little difficult." Yu Ziye came out of the toilet.

　　"You're so fast?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at him in amazement, and by the way, he looked at his trousers, and found that they were not pulled out, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

　　Yu Ziye leaned against the wall and glared at Zeng Xiaoxian with some dissatisfaction, and said helplessly, "I didn't eat anything at night, and if I don't have anything to pull, naturally I won't, but I'm just a little weak."

　　"You said it so powerfully, but come up with an idea to listen to it!"

　　Yu Ziye finally walked to the sofa with difficulty: "I didn't say I was a professional! You always said you were a professional, I just questioned."

　　"...".

Chapter 71

　　Not to mention that Zeng Xiaoxian was completely beaten by Lu Ziqiao, Yu Ziye walked out of 3602 and arrived at 3601's suite.

　　Today, Yi Fei wore a dark blue dress, and it looked pretty good. I guess she just came back from school now. Her bag was still on the sofa next to her, and she didn't take it back to her room.