My Apartment Life
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Yi Fei was standing beside her with a half-smiling smile. Despite this, several people in the apartment could still see a strong murderous look on her face: "Even the old lady dares to peep on a date?"
"Yi...Yi Fei, what are you talking about?" Lu Ziqiao was stubborn, and he couldn't admit it even if he was beaten to death.
"Still pretending to be stupid? Do I have to torture me to tell the truth... ah?" Yi Fei gritted her teeth and roared: "When Zi Ye said it, I thought no one in this world would be so boring, just to peek at people. Pinhole cameras for dating, I didn't expect you to be more boring than I thought."
"I'll just say that my feeling is correct." Yu Ziye complained silently.
Yifei can be said to be the first sister of the apartment. If such a 'brutal' woman falls in love, will there be no paparazzi to follow?He wouldn't believe it anyway.
He is not Zhang Wei. Zhang Wei is a thief but has no courage. When he fell in love with Zhuge Dali later, he didn't even dare to ask for a hand in hand. Naturally, there was nothing to see.
He was different. Yu Ziye didn't believe that these people were so busy. It had been a day. Those who should get off work didn't get off work, and those who should go home didn't go home.
Thinking of their urination, Yu Ziye knew that these neurotics were peeping, so after a time lag, he pressed the open button at the moment when the elevator door was closed, and quietly returned here, just saying all the words. Heard it right.
Lu Ziqiao, who was caught on the spot, still wanted to make a quibble, but unfortunately, this is not solving the case, and he still told you the evidence?So.
Chapter 84
Under the tragic abuse of Yifei, Lu Ziqiao and the others dared not continue to talk about this matter. As for whether it has really changed, no one knows, anyway, Yu Ziye absolutely does not believe that these guys will give up so easily.
One day, Yu Ziye asked Yifei to finish playing tennis, and when he returned home, Yu Ziye couldn't help but said, "Yifei, why has your tennis been getting worse and worse recently? Is it because I'm handsome, so I'm fascinated by me? I'm stuck, so I can't run! Hehehe~~"
"You are the most narcissistic guy I've ever met." Yi Fei took off his sun hat speechlessly.
Having said that, Yifei was still quite surprised at the speed of Yu Ziye's progress. You remembered that when Yu Zi asked him to play tennis for the first time, he was tortured to death by himself.
As a scholar, if you encounter something that interests you, then it will definitely not be too bad. Same goes for Yifei. She likes to play tennis, and her skills are not too bad either.
But up to now, Yu Ziye has been able to compete with himself. He feels that this product has made great progress, and he is just standing still.
Yu Ziye said proudly, "Narcissism? It's not narcissism, it's a fact. Do you know what my nickname is?"
"Changsheng?" Yifei pouted, this nickname, every time I heard it, I felt the urge to laugh, it was too middle-class.
"Of course not, my nickname, but Jianghu people say: Mingming." Yu Ziye pointed his thumb at himself proudly.
Yifei looked at Yu Ziye for a few seconds, but didn't see the joking look on his face: "Mingming? I've only heard of Xiaoming, the existence that makes all the student parties grit their teeth, you want to say that you are just like him. Everyone hates it? Hahaha~ This is quite similar."
"Bah, what!" Yu Ziye spat and said with a black line: "Have you not heard a word?"
"What?"
"You can rely on your face to eat, but you have to rely on talent. I am that Mingming."
"..."
"You narcissist, you're quite reserved!" Yifei complained silently, just saying that he was narcissistic, and then this guy said something misleading, and finally went around in a circle, still narcissistic about being handsome.
The two returned to the apartment and pushed open the door of 3601, only to see Lu Ziqiao and Lu Zhanbo also playing tennis.
Yu Ziye said helplessly: "Why don't you go to the tennis court when you want to play? What's the point of getting a game console?"
"Too lazy to move."
"It's still comfortable at home."
Lu Zhanbo and Lu Ziqiao both expressed their laziness in a unified voice, which made Yu Ziye and Yifei feel helpless.
Yifei rolled her eyes and said to Yu Ziye, "Then you can play with them! I'll go take a shower and change my clothes."
"Oh."
Yu Ziye sat down on the sofa next to him and suddenly asked, "Zhan Bo, how are you and Wan Yu?"
Lu Zhanbo said a little depressedly: "It's not very good. It's been half a month since the last time I saw the stars with Wanyu, and I haven't had a chance."
"What chance do you want?" Lu Ziqiao suddenly interjected and asked, "If you don't have a chance, wouldn't you create a chance? Just like Midnight, you've never had a chance, and you've been able to take a penny every time?"
"..." Yu Ziye's face turned dark, not because Lu Ziqiao arranged him, but mainly: "Lu Ziqiao, you're a lunatic, but you're still peeping, saying, where did you install the pinhole camera?"
"..."
Lu Ziqiao accidentally missed his mouth and saw Yu Ziye's unsightly face: "No, no, Ziye, listen to my sophistry, ah, no, listen to my explanation, I saw this by accident, only Yes, I just saw it by accident, you two are either 3601 or a bar, I don't want to see it or not!"
"Do you think I'll believe it?"
"No, big brother, this is really something you didn't hide, don't blame me." Lu Ziqiao felt like he was about to cry: "I don't believe it, you ask Zhanbo that every time he comes back from get off work, he doesn't dare to enter the door for fear of being beaten to death by you."
Yu Ziye rubbed his chin, looking at Lu Ziqiao's appearance, he seemed sincere, or he acted very well: "Forget it, I'll trust you once."
Lu Ziqiao wiped the cold sweat on his head. Yu Ziye was not afraid, but Yifei had to take it into consideration: "What, Zhanbo said about a girl in his company just now, why don't you listen to his story first?"
"A girl from the company? Come and listen." Yu Ziye had a familiar feeling.
Lu Zhanbo breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly continued on the topic of Lu Ziqiao: "It's a girl from country H, her name is Hollywood..."
"Hollywood? Yes, Zhanbo." Lu Ziqiao put down the game racket in his hand, took a breath and said, "Do you know the difference between domestic girls and H country girls?"
Yu Ziye calmly explained: "This is simple. Although there are many domestic girls who have plastic surgery, they are basically micro-correction, such as cutting double eyelids, padding a nose, etc., but girls in H country are different. The above is based on the template, so be careful if you encounter it."
"Almost, but I don't care about that anyway." Lu Ziqiao instead wanted his woman to have plastic surgery!At least it looks good on the outside.
"Looking at her appearance, she doesn't seem to be repaired." Lu Zhanbo scratched his head and recalled.
"If you can see it, wouldn't those stars be miserable?" Lu Ziqiao didn't believe Lu Zhanbo's judgment at all: "Does she speak Chinese?"
"Well, it can be considered a little bit! Anyway, I heard her say three words."
"Knowing three words is also called "speaking"? Then I can say that I can speak dozens of languages?" Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "What does he often say?"
"She often said, Sarah, every time she met a person, she said Sarah, it's too polite."
Lu Ziqiao directly sprayed the water out of his mouth: "What did she say?"
"Sarah!"
"Do you know what this means?" Lu Ziqiao asked blankly.
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"I asked her and she said thank you."
"Didn't she tell you again?"
"That's right!" Lu Zhanbo waved his hand and said indifferently, "But it doesn't matter, I don't want her to be too polite."
"Hahaha~" Lu Ziqiao sneered, "Salahei means I love you?"
Lu Zhanbo's brain was instantly stunned: "What did you say? Is it a lie?"
"I advise you to trust him." Yu Ziye calmly explained: "This guy likes to fool foreign girls the most, he definitely knows the wording, just like the otaku knows that buying a disc is the same reason. "
"What? She...she's like that? She told everyone in the company that I love you, but she never told me?"
Lu Zhanbo felt like he was about to collapse. . . .
Chapter 85
"Wait, that's not right!" Yu Ziye suddenly found a flaw: "You said she told you that Sarahi means 'thank you', doesn't she only say one sentence? Is this sentence the same as Ziqiao? , was deceived to say?"
"What do you mean?" In terms of Lu Zhanbo's mind, the turn was still a little reluctant, and he didn't understand what it meant.
Lu Ziqiao snorted and explained to Lu Zhanbo helplessly: "That is, if you are a foreigner and you don't know how to speak Chinese, and you suddenly ask a friend who can speak Mandarin, what does I love you mean, then this friend After I have translated it, I will tell you that it means thank you, so when you see you want to say thank you, will you use 'I love you' instead?"
"Oh~ you mean, she was deceived?" Lu Zhanbo finally reacted and said excitedly.
"It's very likely~" Lu Ziqiao shrugged, thinking it was indeed very possible.
"Of course, it's also possible that you misunderstood." Yu Ziye said lightly: "I remember the meaning of this sentence. Although it does mean to express a lover in the H language, it also means to show respect to relatives and friends. exist.
But it's not right!I seem to have seen it somewhere. The difference between honorific and non honorific pronunciation is: Sarah Hey and Sarah Hey, the latter, which is what you said, is indeed a confession to your lover. There is something in Hollywood. ! "
"..."
Lu Ziqiao asked in a daze: "How do you know so clearly?"
"Aiya~ Now the H-drama youth and dog blood dramas are everywhere, everyone who's seen it knows about it, right?"
Lu Ziqiao nodded, touched her chin and said, "In other words, she was either deceived or a very casual person. No matter which one, it can show that she has never regarded you as a friend at all."
"Pfft~" Lu Zhanbo felt that his heart was broken into a QR code, and these words hurt even more.
If she is interested in everyone, it means that she is a more promiscuous person, but if this sentence can be said to friends, it means that Lu Zhanbo is not even a friend in the eyes of others.
"How could this be? I bring her McDonald's breakfast every day, and she actually... ¨..." Lu Zhanbo's face was like constipation, and he was very unconvinced.
"Hey, if it was so easy to catch girls these days, it would be impossible to make more than [-] episodes of those series." Lu Ziqiao sighed, "You have to change your thinking."
"Get her a shark fin burger?"
"Why are you so obsessed with breakfast?" Yu Ziye's head full of black lines: "Can't you learn more from me? Let's see how I chase your sister? If you are attracted, this is the correct way to open.”
"..."
"cough~"
Lu Ziqiao coughed and winked at Yu Ziye. Yu Ziye looked back and saw Yi Fei standing behind him and staring at him on his hips.
"Hehehe~" Yu Ziye smiled awkwardly: "Yifei, why are you walking without making a sound?"
"I heard you bragging as soon as I came out, I thought you were trying to say something!" Yifei didn't care about Yu Ziye bragging about it, anyway, so many people in the apartment witnessed Yu Ziye chasing her everyday , he can't rely on it if he wants to.
Yifei took a bend and sat down next to Yu Ziye: "What are you talking about? Did you even use your example?"
"Oh, Zhan Bo delivers breakfast to the girl from country H every day. As a result, Zhan Bo doesn't seem to keep his name for good deeds. The girl doesn't even know who he is."
"Heh, is there still such a person in this world now?" Yifei rolled her eyes: "I don't have this kind of treatment."
Lu Ziqiao sighed: "I think this shows a problem, Zhanbo couldn't find a girlfriend because of this, Yifei, I suggest your family to have Zhanbo have brain replacement surgery, otherwise it may be like this for the rest of your life. ."
"Oh, I see." Lu Zhanbo seemed to have figured it out: "I should give kimchi, people in H country like kimchi the most."
"Ah~" Lu Ziqiao leaned weakly on the sofa: "You're not an ordinary entanglement, forget it, I'd better get out of here! I heard that idiots are contagious, in the middle of the night, I think you should also change your date, otherwise you will be shown. It would be miserable if Bo was affected.”
"Cut~" Yi Fei leaned beside her and was also speechless.
Lu Zhanbo didn't care what Lu Ziqiao said, but asked Yifei very calmly: "Hey, sister, am I right? It's all said on TV, except that kimchi is kimchi."
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