My Apartment Life

　　"Okay, tell me your requirements, and I'll jot them down."

　　Yifei raised a finger: "Is there any pets that can go to the toilet and flush the toilet by themselves?"

　　Yu Ziye thought for a while: "It's a bit difficult, but whether it's a dog or a cat, it should be okay to train, right?"

　　After writing down this request in the notebook, Yifei continued: "And then there is that, you can take care of the three meals a day by yourself, and by the way, you can also help me take care of the pets who have three meals a day."

　　Lu Zhanbo was shocked at the time: "Sister, your request...isn't it a bit high?"

　　"Is it difficult?" Yifei looked at Yu Ziye as if she didn't realize what she was talking about.

　　"It's really difficult." Yu Ziye scratched his head in distress.

　　Lu Zhanbo nodded in agreement. If there was such a pet, he would also like it.

　　Yu Ziye bit the pen and thought about it for a while: "I can't find someone who can handle three meals a day by myself, but I can find someone who can help you."

　　"Don't you mean single dog?" Yifei looked at Yu Ziye suspiciously: "If you are so generous, then I don't care."

　　Yu Ziye's head was full of black lines: "Hey, Yifei, your thinking is very dangerous! Besides, did I say single dogs?"

　　"Then what are you talking about?" Yifei asked in surprise: "If there is, I would definitely like it, and it's not impossible to take a small step back."

　　"It's done." Yu Ziye gritted his teeth: "Then I'll go buy it tomorrow."

　　"...".

Chapter 92

　　"Hey, you haven't told me yet, what pets did you buy!" Yifei quickly grabbed him.

　　This product is too imaginative at all. If he were to buy it, he might buy a monster and come back. Yifei felt that it would be better for him to ask clearly.

　　"Oh, I decided to buy a cow back."

　　"...Cow?" Yi Fei and Lu Zhanbo widened their eyes, and Yi Fei asked silently, "Then what does this thing match with what I said just now?"

　　"Why can't I catch up?" Yu Ziye retorted confidently: "If you can solve the poop by yourself, as long as you find a random place, it can be solved, and there is no problem of flushing the toilet, and the milk you express can be drunk, It can be made into a cake, and it is no problem to eat three meals, and it is also very nutritious.”

　　"Then why does it take care of its own food and drink?" Lu Zhanbo asked weakly.

　　"But Yifei himself said that she can relax her requirements and help her with three meals." Yu Ziye pointed at Yifei, he was sure that he understood what he just heard.

　　"..."

　　Yifei covered her forehead helplessly, okay!She did say it, but: "You buy a cow, where is it?"

　　"The balcony!"

　　"..." Yi Fei sneered twice, took Yu Ziye's arm, and prevented him from leaving: "What, Ziye, I decided not to give gifts anymore, let alone the cows-! Okay?"

　　"No?" Yu Ziye scratched his head: "Okay! You can't keep a pet you bought anyway, maybe we'll have to eat beef every three days."

　　"..." Yi Fei rolled her eyes and let out a sigh of relief, mmp, this person's brain circuit is really strange, buying a pet can actually think of buying a cow back.

　　Seeing Yu Ziye, Yifei seemed to have given up her mind to buy a pet, and began to tease the dog again.

　　Yu Ziye didn't go back to the room at all, just pondered hard on the notebook here, and from time to time Yifei came over to take a look.

　　It didn't take long for Wan Yu to come back. When she saw Wan Yu, Yi Fei finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank God, you are finally back, have you bought the dog food?"

　　"I bought it back, look."

　　Wan Yu came out with a big piece of meat, startling Yifei and Lu Zhanbo: "Wow? Such a big piece of meat? Are you sure it's for dogs? Not for tigers?"

　　Wan Yu could only explain: "When I went to buy dog ​​food, I found that the dog food was sold out. I had no choice but to buy this. This is for adult dogs."

　　"Then does it bite?" Lu Zhanbo asked weakly.

　　"How about we chew it up and feed it?"

　　As soon as Yu Ziye said this, everyone looked at him, and Yu Ziye laughed dryly: "I mean, can we just chop it up and feed it?"

　　"There is no other way, let's go! Go out and chop the meat."

　　A few people left the storage room and went to the living room. Wan Yu put the meat on the chopping board: "Why do you always put the dog in the box? This will suffocate the dog."

　　"If you don't put it in it, it will run around." Lu Zhanbo said truthfully, and then took the dog out.

　　Yifei saw the dog coming out: "Little guy, you are really cute! It's exactly the same as when Zhan Bo was a child."

　　"Is this guy cute? Anyway, I can't get the cuteness of it." Yu Ziye took a few more glances and found that it didn't really mean that: "At least I think Corgi's short legs are cuter than him."

　　"Tsk, that's why you won't appreciate it." Yi Fei pouted helplessly and continued to hold the dog, watching Yu Ziye jealous.

　　"By the way, the dog doesn't have a name yet! How about we give him a name?"

　　"Well, I think it can." Yifei nodded: "Since it lives in a love apartment, it should have a name of love. Why don't we call it Johnny?"

　　"It's too vulgar. I think since it's so cute, why not call it Simba?"

　　The embarrassment Wan Yu was listening to was about to commit cancer: "You guys are really siblings! Are you named so alike?"

　　"Da da da~"

　　At this moment, the door was knocked on, Yifei glanced at it, opened the door silently, and saw Meijia standing outside the door: "Huh? Meijia, why are you?!"

　　Soon, she realized something was wrong: "Why is Mika you?"

　　Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu panicked when they heard it, and hurriedly began to hide the puppy.

　　Yifei can only hurriedly urged: "Zhanbo, why don't you bring the milk to Meijia?"

　　"No need, I'll do it myself." While Yifei was not paying attention, Meijia sneaked in directly under her hand. Lu Zhanbo was anxious and hid the puppy in his arms, wrapping it in clothes.

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　　"Mega, this is the milk you want."

　　"Oh, thank you!" Mika took the milk, thanked her, and then went outside.

　　"Haha~" Suddenly, Lu Zhanbo laughed at this moment.

　　Mika looked at Lu Zhanbo with a puzzled look: "Zhanbo, what's wrong with you?"

　　"Oh, he probably saw the joke I told and hasn't recovered yet." Yu Ziye beckoned the notebook in his hand.

　　Mika scratched her head: "Is he just laughing now?"

　　"Oh, haha~ You also know that Zhan Bo's reaction is slow." Yifei found a reason.

　　Mika nodded: "Really?"

　　Just as she was about to leave, suddenly the puppy barked again, and this time Mika really listened: "I heard the puppy's voice, you have a puppy here."

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　　"What kind of puppy? That's the sound of the TV." Yu Ziye helplessly covered his forehead and pointed to the TV.

　　"But the TV isn't on!" Mika looked like 'I don't read much, don't lie to me', and she didn't believe anything.

　　"Oops~" Yu Ziye continued to explain calmly: "Mega, our TV has been remodeled. It has a voice broadcast function. When it is turned off, there will be a dog barking. Isn't this just turned off?"

　　"Really?" Mika still didn't believe it.

　　"If you don't believe me, I'll give you a try." Yu Ziye turned on the computer, then walked to the kitchen, turned it off with the remote control, and patted Zhanbo's stomach.

　　"Wang Wang~" The dog was patted and barked several times in pain.

　　Mika stared at Yu Ziye with wide eyes, and Yu Ziye explained awkwardly: "What, watching us turn the TV on and off makes me feel uncomfortable, so I called twice to remind us that it would break easily."

　　"Oh~~" Mika nodded suddenly, but felt wrong: "But the TV is over there, and the dog is barking over here!"

　　"Uh, this..." Yi Fei hurried out to explain, she said anxiously: "This function is provided by the person who cooks for me. Look, if you turn off the TV in the kitchen, you won't be able to see the screen, right? So? This TV is connected to the microwave oven, turn off the TV, the microwave oven will ring, reminding us that the TV has been turned off, don't worry."

　　"..."So.

Chapter 93

　　"What kind of microwave is this? It's so advanced." Mika was stunned, grabbed the TV, turned it on, and turned it off. . .

　　"Wang Wang~"

　　"Hey, it seems to be true!" Mika was very happy after listening to it again: "Is this for buying? I want to buy one too. Every time I cook, the TV is always wasting electricity, so I also want to buy one like this. microwave."

　　"Uh, this..."

　　The so-called telling a lie requires multiple lies to make up for it. Now it's okay: "Okay! We're not outsiders, so I'll reveal it to you! Stretch out your ears."

　　Mei Jia's obedient ear came close to her, and Yu Ziye said silently beside her ear, "I'll tell you! When you go to find Xiao Hei, don't say that I asked you to find him. After you find him, you can directly Quietly said to him: I know your secret..."

　　"What secret?" Mika turned directly to the gossip.

　　"It's not a secret, it's a code." Yu Ziye twitched the corners of his mouth, and then made a 'seven' gesture with his fingers: "Then after saying that sentence, you compare this gesture with him, and then he can answer you. On the password, he will say: You still found out, hey, tell me! What conditions can help me keep this secret?"

　　"Is this the end?" Seeing that Yu Ziye didn't say anything, Mei Jia asked weakly.

　　"Yes, after you have finished telling him the password, you can just tell him what you want, but remember, don't say that I told you."

　　"why?"

　　"Because if you tell him that I told you, he will acquiesce that it is false. When it is made, I will not care if your microwave oven becomes a refrigerator."

　　"..."

　　"Okay, I see, I won't say anything." Mika nodded happily, and went outside happily, when suddenly, she saw the big steak on the table again: "Huh? What is this? ?"

　　The breath that Yu Ziye had just spit out was raised again. Seeing Yi Fei's encouraging eyes, Yu Ziye covered his forehead: "That... it's for the microwave oven."

　　"...Are you okay? What do you want to eat in the microwave?"

　　"Isn't a dog barking a dog? Don't dogs want to eat meat?"

　　"Just give the bones, what kind of beef are you giving!" Mika looked like she was throwing money away. In her opinion, how could a microwave oven be able to eat?This is really a waste: "Since you don't eat, then give it to me~"

　　"Ah? No!"

　　"By the way, have you eaten? I'll make it, you can come and eat it, then I'll go first, bye." Mika said and ran out, for fear that they would say something else and feed the dogs with this beef .

　　After Mika left, Yi Fei let out a long sigh and gave Yu Ziye a thumbs up, Lu Zhanbo quickly took out the dog: "I'm scared, Ziye, when you pat the dog a few times, he almost Catch me to death."