My Apartment Life
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The two of them are not calm anymore, do you think you are king sledgehammer?You have no regrets in your life.
Yu Ziye could only say silently: "Then what, the priest has a bad stomach, save the scene! Don't care about that detail, okay, folks, today these two newlyweds are getting married, Wang Tiezhu, would you like to marry Tian? Erniu is a wife, no matter whether she is poor or rich, whether she is healthy or sick, will she take care of her, love her, and protect her all her life?"
"I am willing."
"Ok, Tian Erniu, are you willing to marry Wang Tiezhu, regardless of poverty or wealth, health or illness, cherish him all your life, like him, and never give up?"
"I am willing."
"Now, ask the bride and groom to exchange rings."
There will be nothing for Yu Ziye as a priest, but he still waits for the two of them to finish hugging before asking: "You two, the landlord said just now that one of your wishes can be fulfilled, but I don't know what your wishes are. ?"
Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu looked at each other and stayed: "Thank you, my wife and I have lived in the apartment for five years, but we have never seen each other. The distance between us is only separated by a wall, it is unbelievable, it is a wonderful fate that brings us together."
"Although we are leaving this apartment today and embarking on a new journey, I hope to pass on our happiness to everyone and let beautiful love surround us forever, so our wish is, from today, Our apartment is called love apartment, how about it?"
"Oh~~"
The audience remembered the warm applause, and an ordinary but unusual ceremony ended like this.
After the wedding, Yi Fei finally couldn't help finding Yu Ziye: "Hey, you are a host and a priest, what do you want?"
"Have you never seen the limelight? Cut it."
"..." Yi Fei's head is full of black lines, so after all this, the final winner is this scumbag?Is it true that a passer-by of yours is better than a newcomer?
. . . . . .
Three days later, Lu Ziqiao and Chen Meijia officially moved into 3602. Yu Ziye kindly helped them move things. As for Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu, they had already moved into 3601 that night.
After all, Wan Yu ran away from home and didn't have any luggage on her body, not to mention Lu Zhanbo, Yifei had prepared a quilt for him long ago.
"Thank you! Brother, I didn't expect us to be roommates. Please take care of us in the future."
Lu Ziqiao did not expect that the person he saw in the toilet at the beginning would become a roommate now, but he was quite surprised.
"The care is sure." Yu Ziye smiled: "But first give the rent, this is the rent list for this month."
"I'll go." Lu Ziqiao's smile immediately froze on his face. The moment he saw the rent list, his expression changed: "Isn't the rent halved and utilities free? Why is it so expensive?"
"Hey, life is not easy!" Yu Ziye sighed: "Big brother, the three of us, the rent for the fourth room is also counted on us, the house here is only rented for the whole, there is no rule of only renting a single room, And I've removed the water and electricity as well."
"Ah~~"
Lu Ziqiao was in a bad mood. He lived in a love apartment and pretended to be a couple with Mika just for this discount. As a result, the discount was a discount, but it was still a lot.
For him without any job, this amount of money is already a big problem. .
Chapter 9
"Hey, buddy, I said, can we be accommodating?" Lu Ziqiao was courting Yu Ziye, and he only prepared the rent after the half-half this month, and there was no extra!
Yu Ziye spread his hands and said, "I can't help it! I'm paying more than you have to pay, okay? Not only do you have to pay the rent in full, but also the water and electricity bills can't be left behind. It's more than the two of you combined!"
"Is there no other way?"
"It does. You are like this. If you can recruit a roommate, won't you have to share the money for that room?"
"It makes sense." Lu Ziqiao seemed to know what to do, then continued with a smile: "Well, I will find a new roommate to come back as soon as possible. Can I give you the money for another room this month later?"
"Okay! Anyway, I've already paid it this month. I'll just go back and get the new supplies."
Yu Ziye didn't care, he mainly wanted Lu Ziqiao to trick Guan Gu in, and everything else was negotiable.
After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian brought the sincerity of the Residents Committee of the apartment to send warmth, and as a result, he gave Lu Ziqiao and Meijia a hot water bottle and left.
After dinner at night, I don't know if the residents in the love apartment have a natural affinity.
Looking at co-tenants in other places, maybe they may not remember each other's appearance for a few years, but in the love apartment, it only took a few days, Wan Yu and several people in the apartment became good friends.
So did Lu Zhanbo, but after a few days, he showed a strong liking for Wan Yu. He thought it was good to hide it, but in fact, several people saw it.
Of course, it could also be that Lu Zhanbo fell in love with Wan Yu on the first day, but the few days of getting along has risen to a higher level.
This morning, Yi Fei was sitting on the sofa watching TV, and Yu Ziye was also writing something there. Yi Fei was very curious: "What are you writing? Script? Why don't you go back to your room to write?"
"Who said I was writing the script?" Yu Ziye was very helpless.
Yes, Yu Ziye in this world was originally a screenwriter.However, he is a screenwriter who rushes to the street, and his horror script is not very good due to the influence of the domestic environment. Even if he writes flowers, he may not pass the trial.
This is still a hurdle, plus the original Yu Ziye is also rebellious, like Tang Youyou later, a guy who believes in strength.Where is the entertainment industry?Maybe ability does not necessarily make you stand out, which makes this guy basically not famous.
Although I can meet some people who have unique vision and don't care about those unspoken rules, after making a fortune, this guy still has a problem of random investment.
It's hard to make money, but this guy still chooses to invest in this gambling-like problem. Now Yu Ziye is not feeling well.
Therefore, he decided to go back to his old business: the original painter is better.
He knows that in the next few years, whether it is the game industry or the national comic industry, there will be an upward trend in his status. In contrast, his old business is more promising. . .
"Not writing the script, what are you writing here? Let me see."
"Hey, no, don't show it." Yu Ziye was startled when he saw that he had to reach out and take it.
"Cut..." Yifei rolled her eyes: "Stingy, why don't you go back to your own suite to write? I'm watching TV here, won't I bother you?"
"The next door is more disturbing." Yu Ziye was speechless, in order to show that the two of them were a real couple, all day long, as long as Yu Ziye appeared, he would say all kinds of disgusting words: "I suddenly found that I still want to experience it. The feeling of being human."
"Pfft~" Yifei almost didn't touch it, and smiled tenderly: "Hahaha, what are you now? Are you a dog?"
"Really." Yu Ziye replied in pain, clasped his fingers and said, "Look! I'm a hot dog in summer, frozen in winter, handsome in the morning, and single when I'm not in love. , this is a real dog."
"That handsome dog is what you want to say, right?" Yi Fei complained silently, then a slyness flashed in her eyes, and snatched the book from Yu Ziye's hand: "Bring it! Let me see, you are in the book What did you write?"
"Hey, return it to me." Yu Ziye panicked and wanted to grab it.
But he, who has been an otaku in two lives, is obviously not Yifei's opponent!
"Wait." Yifei suddenly pressed Yu Ziye on the sofa and looked at the contents in the book: "I'll go, what are you doing? Lin Wanyu, naive and not hypocritical..."
When Yu Ziye was directly exposed by Yifei, he simply broke the jar and sighed: "Hey, life is hard! I'm going to find a girlfriend in the apartment, and then enjoy half the rent and free water and electricity."
"Are you short of money?" Yifei said dissatisfied.
"I'm short." Yu Ziye said pitifully: "This month's rent has spent all my remaining savings.".
Chapter 10
"So you put your mind on Wan Yu?"
"Who said that?" Yu Ziye refused to accept it and sat up: "I'm just recording it, who will develop better in the future, Mei Jia already has a boyfriend, and it happens that Wan Yu is relatively close to me, so I'll take a look at her first. "
"I'm too close, why don't you observe me?"
"..."
Yu Ziye gave her a weak look: "Well, I'm sorry, I treated you as a man and didn't react much."
"..."
Yifei was furious and threw the book directly on Yu Ziye's body: "No, Wan Yu, don't even think about it. My brother likes her. If you dare to rob Zhan Bo, I will kill you."
"So what?" Yu Ziye said speechlessly: "I didn't say that Wan Yu must be developed! Isn't this still under observation! Besides, even if I like Wan Yu, it's a fair competition, what the hell, you What right do you have to stop me."
"No, no." Yifei waved her hand impatiently, and then suddenly showed a devilish smile: "By the way, otherwise, let's discuss it, if you give up Wan Yu, how about I solve the problem of your girlfriend's direction for you?"
"You mean?" Yu Ziye's eyes lit up.
"right..."
"Are you introducing me to a girlfriend?"
"Bah." Yifei's smile froze, spit, and said dissatisfiedly: "I mean, if you give up Wan Yu, I will give you a chance to pursue me."
Yu Ziye suddenly turned petrified: "Well, I also have something to discuss with you."
"Say."
"It's better, I won't hit Wan Yu's idea, but how about you don't hit me?"
"..." Yi Fei almost vomited blood and pinched Yu Ziye's neck: "Am I ugly? Make you look like a wild beast?"
"Cough cough~" Yu Ziye broke away Yifei's hand: "No, I'll say it again, I'm not trying to beat Wan Yu's idea, I'm just habitually doing character collections, and I have nothing to do with finding a girlfriend. Any relationship, that is to say, what I wrote in the notebook is different from my observation of finding a girlfriend, and what I said before was also a joke."
"What do I ask you? Am I ugly?" Yifei stared at Yu Ziye like a tigress, as if his life might be in danger at any time as long as he answered unsatisfactory.
"Nope!"
Yu Ziye doesn't mean to say this out of conscience. Yifei is not ugly, she's even pretty, but it's her character that makes people's opinions of her polarized. If you like it, you like it very much, and if you don't like it, you hate it. .
"Am I a wild beast?"
"Yes."
"..."
"Uh, no no no no." Yu Ziye wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, he really blurted out: "What, I mean, eldest sister, you said give me a chance to chase you, can you not? This joke, my little heart can't bear it."
"Who is joking with you?" Yifei glared at Yu Ziye fiercely, then suddenly laughed in a charming manner, and hooked her finger at Yu Ziye: "If you really meet my requirements, be your girlfriend. It's not impossible~"
The word amorous feelings is used in Hu Yifei, what Yu Ziye sees is not the temptation, but the erect hair.
As far as he knows, usually when she looks like this, someone will be unlucky: "Eldest sister, can we talk properly? It's not impossible to choose to chase you, but I have a question for you."
"Let's hear it." Yifei said calmly, looking at her nails.
Yu Ziye suddenly became serious: "Seriously, do you have a crush on me?"
"..." Yi Fei's hands froze, and she looked at him speechlessly: "Is your emotional intelligence a negative number? Which girl have you seen that would answer such a thing positively?"
Yu Ziye said calmly, "Mainly I don't want to be a licking dog."
"What is licking a dog?"
Yu Ziye was stunned for a moment, scratched his head in doubt, took out his mobile phone and checked, okay!There is no such word at this time, and it seems that it will only appear after at least six or seven years: "The definition of licking a dog is that the other party does not have a good impression of himself, and he repeatedly uses his hot face to stick his cold buttocks without dignity and bottom line. "
"Oh~ that's it!" Yifei suddenly realized, and suddenly smiled again: "You can't read it yourself!"
"What do you think?" Yu Ziye was a little distressed. As a lover who can only talk about his life on paper, when it came to reality, he completely stopped.
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