My Apartment Life

　　Then Yu Ziye heard two screams coming from inside. He covered his ears and glanced inside: "Huh? Teacher Zeng, why are you here? When did you come in?"

　　"I've been here all the time, didn't you see?"

　　Yifei and Yu Ziye shook their heads at the same time, Zeng Xiaoxian sighed, and then said slyly: "Hey, what are you doing here? Yo, red wine and candles, you...hehehehe~"

　　"While playing, don't think about anything, have you ever seen candlelight dinner on the balcony??"

　　"That's not true." Zeng Xiaoxian thought that he had never seen or even heard of it, and then laughed slyly: "But it is not ruled out that some people have that kind of hobby, hehehe..."

　　"You know shit." Yu Ziye listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's signature smirk, also with black lines all over his forehead, pointed to Yifei and said, "Are you sure you can imagine her eating candlelight dinner?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian froze with a smirk on his face, made up for the appearance of someone eating candlelight dinner with Hu Yifei, and suddenly shuddered: "I can't imagine, what are you doing?"

　　Yi Fei almost turned into a balloon, these two bastards, she gritted her teeth and said, "I think that Yu Ziye who slept until dusk is more cute, you shouldn't wake up."

　　"Hey, after all, I haven't had much energy for so long, so it's normal to be so detached now." Zeng Xiaoxian sighed: "You haven't answered my words yet!"

　　"I should have asked you this. It's normal for me to have dinner on the balcony of my suite!" Yu Ziye pouted: "But you, why are you sneaking into our suite? Oh, I see. . . "

　　Looking at Yu Ziye's vigilant gaze, how could Zeng Xiaoxian not know what he was talking about?So I panicked: "Hey, don't spit! I didn't steal anything, I was collecting materials."

　　"Oh, collecting materials!" Yu Ziye looked at him with a half-smiling smile, and said jokingly, "Did you bully me for not watching Hokage? I remember the meaning of collecting materials inside..."

　　"Ah~ you pervert!" Yifei was stunned for a moment, and kept away from Zeng Xiaoxian in disgust.

　　"What are you talking about!" Zeng Xiaoxian was about to cry: "It's really not what you think, I...I can't wash it out even if I jump into the Yellow River."

　　Just as Yi Fei wanted to continue to attack him, Lu Zhanbo on the other side came to urge him, Yi Fei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian dissatisfied: "I don't care how perverted you are, it's best not to bother me, or I will make this public. To everyone, let everyone be wary of you, a beast with a human face and a beast heart."

　　"You...che, who cares." Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head arrogantly and ran away.

　　Yifei sighed and said to the walkie-talkie: "Zuoshan Eagle, the alarm is lifted, are you okay? Are you ready? Has the little white rabbit appeared?"

　　"Sister, are you sure you can do this? I'm a little nervous now."

　　"I'm dating a witch! I'm not nervous, you are nervous!" Yu Ziye complained silently while hearing Lu Zhanbo's words.

　　"Tsk." Yifei warned Yu Ziye with dissatisfied eyes: "Don't talk nonsense, you are a man, and you have to be nervous. Now, hold my chest out, tuck my stomach, and raise my head."

　　Lu Zhanbo on the other side was twisted, especially when Wan Yu got down from the attic, he felt that his blood was going to stiffen.

　　When Yifei heard Wan Yu's voice, her eyes suddenly lit up: "The little white rabbit appears, a mountain sculpture, let Wan Yu carry the balcony on his back, watch us do it, listen to what we say.".

Chapter 14

　　After saying this, Yi Fei hurriedly asked Yu Ziye to sit down, then sat down herself, and calmly took a sip of red wine: "Hey, you've never been in love, you've written some stories about chasing girls, right? According to what you wrote Come to read."

　　"you sure?"

　　"Of course, you're not out of words, are you?"

　　Yu Ziye coughed and suddenly looked at Yifei, only to see that she was chewing a piece of steak in her mouth without any ladylikeness, and the words that came to Yu Ziye's mind instantly turned into a paste: "Uh, this, right You and I can't really tell."

　　"..." Yifei took a deep breath: "Are you in need of cleaning up again?"

　　Lu Zhanbo was already anxious, but he didn't have time to listen to Yi Fei and Yu Ziye's quarrel. Yi Fei simply said, "Can't you play it yourself? Come on, let's start with the first wave of the three waves of mantras, romance, and music."

　　Now Lu Zhanbo finally knew what to do, and Yifei said dissatisfiedly, "Oh, then I'll repeat it according to Wan Yu's words. You can pick it up with me, don't tell me you can't even connect."

　　"I'll try it!" Yu Ziye was speechless.

　　Yifei suddenly said, "This is Chopin's second piano concerto, right?"

　　"Huh? Isn't this the Ultraman theme song?"

　　Lu Zhanbo didn't even think to say it directly, but when he came back to his senses, he realized, what the hell is this?Yifei twitched the corners of her mouth. She couldn't wait for her to complain, and followed Wan Yu's words: "Isn't it? Zhan Bo, have you been deceived? This is obviously Chopin's second piano concerto."

　　"Oh, that's my mistake, I want to play the Ultraman theme song."

　　"..."

　　"Hahaha~~" Wan Yu laughed embarrassedly: "Ultraman's theme song...it's pretty good too."

　　"..." When Yifei heard this, Lu Zhanbo also reposted it, she couldn't help covering her face, pointed at Yu Ziye and gritted her teeth and said, "Hey, are you trolling my brother? You talk like this? Is it?"

　　"No!" Yu Ziye took out a notebook from his pocket: "That's it, the protagonist invited the heroine to dinner, but because he didn't understand the music, he put the wrong tune, and was exposed by the heroine who heard it right away. So, the protagonist hurriedly changed the music, oh, forgot to mention, this heroine is a loyal fan of Ultraman, but the protagonist is not interested in this kind of thing, so there is just a conversation. "

　　"So?" Yifei listened in a daze: "Then you can't just improvise it like this, can you?"

　　"That...I'm nervous too."

　　"..."

　　Yifei patted her forehead, she felt that she was wrong, and she also expected Yu Ziye, a person with rich theoretical knowledge, to cooperate with her, but in the end, she forgot that this product is also a strange thing: "Forget it, Zhanbo, take over Come down and listen to me, that's the music! Let's start the second wave: waste. Light a cigarette and remember to be confident."

　　What Wan Yu said later, Yu Ziye didn't know anything, but looking from his place, Lu Zhanbo looked like he was lighting a cigarette, Yu Ziye touched his nose: "Although I know you are imitating Fa Ge's heroic character, but , a feeling of a nouveau riche blows."

　　"Stop talking nonsense, what do you know? Girls are men who like this style, learn it."

　　Yu Ziye scratched his head: "That's true, but that means ordinary girls, right?"

　　"Is Wan Yu unusual?"

　　Yu Ziye thought it was incredible. It was fine to watch it as a joke when watching the show, but now: "You can't tell, what are Wan Yu's earrings and bags like?"

　　"I know! Isn't it just some Cartier earrings and LV bags! Girls! Who doesn't have one or two luxury items! Doesn't this just mean that Wan Yu is also good at this?"

　　"Are you kidding? It's a limited edition, and you can't necessarily buy it if you have money."

　　"..." Yifei was stunned at the time. Limited edition luxury goods and general luxury goods are two different concepts. She asked suspiciously, "How do you know?"

　　"I can see it!" Yu Ziye shrugged: "Don't forget, I'm a screenwriter, and I must know about these luxury items, otherwise, when I want to write a script, how can I write it?"

　　"Then... doesn't it mean that today I..."

　　"Well, it doesn't have any effect on Wan Yu, on the contrary, it has a little counter-productive effect."

　　"Ah~" Yi Fei screamed, Lu Zhanbo and Wan Yu smiled apologetically, and in an instant his ears suffered again.

　　Yifei said anxiously, "Why didn't you say this earlier? It's over, Zhanbo will be killed in seconds."

　　"Zhanbo, what's wrong with you?" Wan Yu saw Lu Zhanbo covering her ears in pain after exposing Lu Zhanbo's counterfeit banknotes, and was a little scared: "I didn't mean to, but if you were deceived, call the police! Say Maybe the money can be recovered.”

　　"No...don't worry about it." Lu Zhanbo managed to slow down, but he didn't dare to take off his earphones. If something important happened later, he would really jump off the building.

　　As soon as Yi Fei heard the news, her whole person was not well, and she kept complaining that Yu Ziye didn't tell her the truth earlier. .

Chapter 15

　　"Yi Fei, Yi Fei..." Yu Ziye weakly called out to Yi Fei, who was walking around. Who knew that the devil would say, "Go away."

　　"Can you have some quality?"

　　"That's good! Run, brother."

　　"..."

　　Since knowing that Wan Yu seems to have a very difficult family, Yifei no longer has the mind to teach Lu Zhanbo how to chase Wan Yu. It seems that Lu Zhanbo will fail in this wave.

　　"Aren't you going to eat? Don't waste this big table."

　　"You still have the heart to eat." Yifei was not angry, but he still took a bite of the snack in his mouth: "Well, don't say it, this stuff still tastes good. Bah, we are now Could you please not interrupt me when discussing Wan Yu's affairs?"

　　"Then why not... try playing an Ultraman theme song?"

　　"..."

　　Yifei sighed, fearing that staying here would affect her IQ, she got up and walked into the room. As soon as she got to the sofa, she heard Zeng Xiaoxian twisting his butt and looking into the crack of the door.

　　Yi Fei was even more angry. At first, she thought that Yu Ziye was just peeking, but she didn't expect that she was really peeking!

　　He kicked him without hesitation, Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up immediately, just about to shout, he subconsciously covered his mouth, Yifei asked him as if looking at a pervert: "What do you want? At first I thought Midnight was joking, but you really peeked at it?"

　　"Something happened." Zeng Xiaoxian said anxiously: "If I had to describe Ziqiao with a cartoon character, it would be the Hulk."

　　"Green? The stock fell again?"

　　"You're down! Green hat, if things go on like this, Zi Qiao will be as green as rapeseed."

　　"You mean broccoli, right? Rapeseed is yellow."

　　"Ok, I'm talking about broccoli, bah, I'm talking about Ziqiao, cuckold!"

　　"You are bullshitting." Yu Ziye also came in from the outside, but he was still holding a goblet: "I didn't do anything, don't falsely accuse good people."

　　"I didn't say what you did!" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little stunned: "You won't be asking yourself, will you?"

　　"Bah." Yu Ziye's head full of black lines: "When you say Zi Qiao wears a cuckold, doesn't it mean that Mika cheated? This suite is just me and Zi Qiao. Let me declare first! I and Mika are innocent, Zeng Teacher, slander is a crime, don't think that if we have a good relationship, you can insult my innocence recklessly."

　　"It doesn't stop now." Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the inside: "There are many men inside, but I heard it with my own ears."

　　Yu Ziye reacted somewhat, this is Guan Gu living in, right?But what's the situation?When did you fool around?How do you know nothing about it!

　　"You're talking about another roommate in our suite!"

　　"Roommate? When did you find it?"

　　Both Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were a little confused, Zeng Xiaoxian asked in surprise, "You're looking for it?"

　　"No." Yu Ziye said lightly: "It should be Ziqiao and Meijia who asked for it, saying that they want to share the rent."

　　The expression on Zeng Xiaoxian's face became more and more frightened: "It's so evil, oh, I understand, Mika must have cheated on her long ago, and then just used this pretext to let that man live in, so... ah~~~"

　　Yifei and Yu Ziye stared blankly at the performance of this actor, this brain hole is not very big!Yifei took advantage of the situation and nodded: "It's not impossible. As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place."

　　"Hehehe..." Yu Ziye knew that Meijia and Lu Ziqiao were colluding, but Guan Gu and Meijia colluded?Why don't you know this?I believed what I said, and Yu Ziye touched his nose: "Why don't you say that I also colluded with Mika? The purpose is to let them all stay, so it's more convenient to cheat?"

　　"Really?"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye almost vomited blood, a good love apartment, what you said is the same as that.

　　Seeing that the topic was going to go further and further, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly said, "I know you don't believe it, so listen to it yourself."

　　"I'm not going, it's not a gentleman's act to be sneaky." Yu Ziye said nothing.

　　Just kidding, if you know the truth, this kind of gossip is not exciting at all, but Yifei people who don't know the truth really want to hear it, so they follow it.

　　Yu Ziye went out to clean up the table and shook his head regretfully. Not long after, Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian were sitting on the sofa like defeated roosters.