My Apartment Life

　　"Then what are you going to do?"

　　"Didn't I say it? I won't go home tonight if I don't get drunk. Everyone at the bar, today is the day I will be reborn. Today I treat guests, and everyone can drink whatever they want." Zeng Xiaoxian stood up and shouted.

　　However, at this time there was no one in the bar, Guan Gu looked at him in pain, and he would have cheered normally, but now, he couldn't cheer: "Mr. Zeng, you should come down, everyone has already left. . . "

　　"Woooo~ I just wanted to celebrate."

　　"Okay, celebrate, how about we celebrate when we wake up tomorrow?" Guan Gu coaxed Zeng Xiaoxian like a child.

　　Just when Guan Gu was trying his best to persuade Zeng Xiaoxian to go back, suddenly a few people came to block his way. When the two looked up, they were actually a muscular man and Laura.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said in hindsight, "Laura, why is it you again! Didn't I say we're done?"

　　"Zeng Xiaoxian, I'll give you another chance, will you marry me or not?" Laura said, the muscular man in the back stood up as if he felt a call, and squeezed his muscles frantically.

　　Guan Gu's eyelids twitched, but Zeng Xiaoxian, like he was nothing, actually cried, and kept patting the sofa: "I just want to die quietly, why don't you let me go? Woohoo~ You've already caused me to get AIDS, is it wrong for me to break up with you? I won't take you so honestly and make a fool of myself."

　　"You..." Laura was furious, trying to get him.

　　But the big guy next to her froze, and cold sweat broke out on his head: "What did he say? Laura?"

　　"...Jason, don't get me wrong, he's lying to you! I still have an inspection report here!" Laura hurriedly took out a report from her body.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian burst into tears: "Woooooo~ Laura, do you still want to lie? A lot of people have already been lied to by you. If there is no such thing, would I be fooled by you? You shameless bastard. "

　　Saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian went up and slapped her. It can be said that it is as heavy as it is.

　　Now Jason completely believed Zeng Xiaoxian's words: "Laura, I believe in you."

　　"Pa~" She slapped her again, and now Laura's face was balanced on both sides, swollen into buns.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian finally couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha~ha~ Idiot, have you been deceived by me? Still want to bully your brother Xian? Haha~ Is your brother Xian scared?"

　　"You dare to lie to me?" Jason was furious and rushed over to punch Zeng Xiaoxian in the face.

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian is like a madman: "It doesn't hurt, have you not eaten?"

　　This sentence seemed to open Pandora's box, Jason twisted directly with Zeng Xiaoxian, and kept greeting him in the face, Zeng Xiaoxian took out Yu Ziye's stink bomb from nowhere.

　　It was directly stuffed into Jason's mouth: "Look at my stink bomb attack."

　　"Ah~" Jason emptied his mouth to his nostrils and felt a foul stench, as if he had eaten shit.

　　He let go of Zeng Xiaoxian and looked for water everywhere to rinse his mouth. Guan Gu, who was next to him, was stunned and was frightened by Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian stood up like a bullfighter: "Haha~ I want to fight with your brother Xian, but you are not qualified! Have you seen how good your brother Xian is? How do you play? Haha~"

　　Like a big villain, Zeng Xiaoxian stared at the scars all over his face and kept mocking Jason for gargling.

　　It's a pity that Jason has no energy to control him, and now he feels that his mind is full of shit, and he can't get rid of it no matter what. . . .

Chapter 151

　　Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide after listening to everything Guan Gu said. He had some doubts, was this man who dared to challenge the muscular man himself? If it were normal, he would have compromised a long time ago, right?Not to mention after being beaten.

　　"So, did the injuries on my body come from this way?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked painfully. Just looking at these injuries, Zeng Xiaoxian felt that it was really cruel at the time.

　　Guan Gu shook his head: "The wound on your face was beaten by that Jason, but you don't know what's on your head."

　　Lu Zhanbo twitched the corners of his mouth and said weakly, "I seem to have heard Zi Ye say that if this black ball bursts in the mouth, the sense of taste and smell will be lost for at least three days, and the mouth will be smelly for three days, it is estimated that even eating I can't eat anything, Mr. Zeng, are you a cow? In other words, you stole it from me when I sent you back, right? How do you know it's useful?"

　　"If I knew, I wouldn't ask you." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled bitterly, and now he is really glad that he stole the stink bomb from Lu Zhanbo, and then seemed to remember something: "Wait, then why would I in your room?"

　　"Hehehe~"

　　When Guan Gu thought of this, he showed an embarrassed smile. He accidentally demolished the wall, can he not be embarrassed?

393 After Guan Gu told him about it, Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was going crazy, so he worked hard with Guan Gu. He didn't recover until Guan Gu welcomed him back to live.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian said embarrassedly, "By the way, then whose clothes belong to me?"

　　"This is Zi Qiao's." Guan Gu said helplessly: "You were torn up when you fought with your clothes, so I'll take Zi Qiao's clothes for you temporarily."

　　"What the hell is going on here?" Zeng Xiaoxian's head still hurts a lot, and so far he hasn't found the murderer, but soon, he saw Wan Yu's phone in his hand.

　　"This call is from Wan Yu?" Zeng Xiaoxian said and called Wan Yu.

　　. . . . . .

　　Zeng Xiaoxian ran out of the house again, but he met Wan Yu who was working odd jobs in the bar.

　　The two hadn't seen each other for a while. If Zeng Xiaoxian hadn't come over, no one else in the apartment would have known that Wan Yu was doing odd jobs at night. Then, talking and talking, Wan Yu left him a number for fear that he would get lost.

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was very happy tonight: "Wan Yu, today I invite you to drink, I finally made it clear to Laura, and there was no escape at all, but they didn't celebrate with me, just right now, there is no one, let's celebrate ."

　　"Thank you, Teacher Zeng, but I'm at work. If you want to drink, I'll drink juice with you!"

　　"Also, hehe~" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled happily.

　　At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian took out the phone again.

　　Wan Yu asked curiously, "What are you doing?"

　　"I'm going to make a phone call to laugh at the guys who are with Laura, hahaha~ I really feel sad for them." Even if Zeng Xiaoxian drank, he still laughed so meanly.

　　"Ah? Isn't this not good?"

　　"What's not so good? I'm not happy. She lied to me for six years and wants to continue to fool me. Of course I'm going to poke her tires." Zeng Xiaoxian smiled quite happily.

　　"But, how do you have their phone number?" Wan Yu asked weakly.

　　"Of course I got it by accident~" Zeng Xiaoxian took out his cell phone, which was Laura's cell phone: "Hehe~ When Laura called someone to hit me just now, she left her cell phone here, I want to take them one by one. All the tires poked off."

　　"Okay...Okay!" Wan Yu had a headache. In this case, would Zeng Xiaoxian be killed: "But don't say who you are."

　　"I'm not that stupid! Wouldn't it be okay if I let them go to other places to fight?" Zeng Xiaoxian was indeed a lot smarter after drinking, but he still couldn't change his lack of heart: "And I stole it in order to be found by Laura. I don't need her cell phone to call her, how did you find me?"

　　Wan Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and did not stop Zeng Xiaoxian's revenge.

　　Anyway, this Laura really hurt Zeng Xiaoxian very deeply, so she just let him go.

　　"Hello? Who am I? I'm your father, I tell you, stay away from Laura, she's not a woman you can get." Zeng Xiaoxian still had some ideas, and didn't say his identity directly: "What? I singled out? Come on! I'll be waiting for you there, whoever dares to come is the grandson."

　　"..."

　　In this way, Zeng Xiaoxian beat them one by one. In the past six months, Laura seems to have developed seven or eight people, all of whom were provoked by Zeng Xiaoxian.

　　"Haha~ Wan Yu, I'm done." Zeng Xiaoxian drank the wine in one gulp: "We're ready to watch the show."

　　"Did you invite them here?" Wan Yu asked blankly.

　　"I'm not that stupid! I invited them to the gate of the community. By the way, I want to see them dog bite dog, do you want to see it?"

　　"I won't go." Wan Yu laughed dryly: "I'm going to close the door! Go! Be safe."

　　"Then I'll go. It's a pity not to see this kind of scene."

　　After speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian ran out, leaving Wan Yu with a sad face, not knowing what she was thinking.

　　. . . . . .

　　After Wan Yu finished speaking on the phone, Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned again: "Isn't it? I called out all Laura's boyfriends? Wait, I wasn't hurt by them, right?"

　　"It's very possible." Guan Gu, Meijia and Lu Zhanbo analyzed: "Mr. Zeng, you won't participate in the fight, will you?"

　　"This, I don't know either." Zeng Xiaoxian said with a wry smile. At that time, he was already cut off, so he could only possibly know?

　　At this time, Yu Ziye took the compensation report and prepared to give it to Zeng Xiaoxian. He entered 3602. Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian was awake, he asked calmly, "Huh? Teacher Zeng, are you awake? Are you feeling better?"

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian blinked: "Do you know who hit me in the head?"

　　"Of course I know." Yu Ziye said helplessly, "You're amazing too! You just wear a green hat, and you even make a phone call to mock them, yet you dare to meet. I admire your courage, Mr. Zeng. , you are quite a man!"

　　"Aha?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned: "So what? I didn't show up again, who would know it was me?"

　　"Why didn't you show up? Good guy..." Yu Ziye clicked his tongue twice: "Six or seven people are dueling there, it's better for you, just fire the map cannon and mock everyone! If I hadn't rescued you, you probably would have followed suit. Lord Yama went to drink tea."

　　"Can you save me?" Zeng Xiaoxian was very suspicious, Yu Ziye had never heard of martial arts!How could he be able to save him from the hands of six or seven people?This is simply a joke of the world! .

Chapter 152

　　"Just kidding? If it wasn't for me, you wouldn't even know where you died, and I couldn't save you? As long as I speak, it must be avoided by all evils!" Yu Ziye raised his head with a look of pride. Said, but seeing the suspicious eyes around him, Yu Ziye said silently: "Okay! I just found a siren sounding in my mobile phone, and those guys ran faster than each other."

　　"Is this what you mean by evading the evil?"

　　"What? I'm not convinced!" Yu Ziye gave Zeng Xiaoxian an unhappy look: "It's better than you, I'm called a soldier without a fight, do you think everyone is as stupid as you? Irony? Did alcohol corrupt your brain?"

　　"..."

　　After Yu Ziye finished speaking, he didn't talk nonsense to him: "Don't talk about those who have or not. This is your compensation list. I'll give you the money. Hurry up and give me the money."

　　"What compensation list? So expensive?"

　　"Compensation for the damage to the apartment! You are not very temperamental, but you are not weak."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian can only admit that he is unlucky. In this shitty world, if you want to treat you, you have to admit whatever you say, but, with his pockets open, Zeng Xiaoxian asked with a sad face, "Can you wait a few days? I have no money~ already."

　　"It's not impossible." Yu Ziye patted his thigh: "You better move your things in quickly! If you don't work again, it is estimated that you will be unemployed."

　　"All right!"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian is also worried! Lisa Rong had a prejudice against him, and it was a miracle that Lisa could keep the show for him after disappearing like this for almost half a year.

　　However, Yu Ziye had to admit that although Lisa, the leader, often sneered at Zeng Xiaoxian, he really cared about this guy.

　　Looking back on the five seasons of the love apartment, how much trouble Zeng Xiaoxian caused her, didn't she help settle it all?Even now, Zeng Xiaoxian has cheated on her no less than twice, and if he was an ordinary person, he would have been pushed out of the way.

　　"Hey, hey hey, Lisa..." Zeng Xiaoxian really called Lisa Rong very cheaply, looking at it, he was flattering again.

　　Anyway, after all the good things said, Zeng Xiaoxian can finally go to work again. It doesn't have much impact, just the bonus is gone, which is still acceptable.

　　. . . . . .

　　Another day passed, Zeng Xiaoxian moved all the things back to the apartment, but Yu Ziye was stunned when he saw the large quantities of things.

　　"No, Mr. Zeng, are you traveling with so many things?"