My Apartment Life

　　"Of course hehe~" Lu Zhanbo laughed dryly, the cold sweat on his head remained, he also turned around and stuck out his tongue, and slapped him twice with a bitter face.

　　While Yifei and Wan Yu were both happy, Lu Zhanbo asked Yu Ziye weakly, "How much pepper did you put in? Why is it so hot?"

　　"Not much!? Just a spoon."

　　"Then why..."

　　"Oh, I was worried that the pepper would not be spicy enough to taste, so I used devil pepper."

　　"..."

　　Lu Zhanbo stared at Yu Ziye with wide eyes, and gave a thumbs up: "You are a bull, you are a bull."

　　After Yifei was happy, she sat down beside Yu Ziye and brought over the egg fried rice she made herself: "Come on, aren't you hungry? I'll feed you."

　　Saying that, Yi Fei picked up the spoon to feed Yu Ziye.

　　"Oh~ ah?" Yu Ziye was startled and said with a bitter face: "Yifei, don't you need it?"

　　"What? Don't you think it's delicious?" Yifei asked with some dissatisfaction. .

　　"Yes, it's delicious, ok, then I'll eat it." Yu Ziye cried and took a sip and ate it with a spoon. Then he felt a spicy taste in his mouth, which made him cough.

　　"Slow down, no one is robbing you, it's all yours." Yi Fei raised the cup next to him in concern and fed it to Yu Ziye.

　　Lu Zhanbo's face twitched as he watched Yifei feed Yu Ziye a whole bowl of egg fried rice. He couldn't bear it.

　　He had tasted the spiciness, he ate the whole bowl and greeted him with a smile.

　　After the bowl went down, Yu Ziye felt that his stomach and mouth were no longer conscious, Yifei wiped Yu Ziye's mouth very intimately: "Well, that's it."

　　But seeing Yu Ziye's mouth turning red, Yi Fei was a little puzzled: "What's wrong with your mouth?"

　　"I..." Yu Ziye said hoarsely, "Maybe it's too hot."

　　"Too hot?" Yifei scratched her head: "No way? Also, what's wrong with your voice?"

　　"Maybe stuck."

　　"What?" Yifei became uneasy: "Why didn't you tell me earlier? If you get stuck, you will die. Come, come and lie on my lap."

　　Yi Fei patted Yu Ziye's back a few times with force, and then he stopped when he patted some vomit: "Is it better?"

　　"Okay... much better?"

　　"But why is your voice still wrong! Let's try again?"

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　　"No, no, no." Yu Ziye stopped with a bitter face: "It's just... it's just that maybe my throat hasn't reacted yet, so I'll just wait for it to react."

　　"Um, your reflex arc is so long?"

　　"Yes, my reflex arc is really long." Yu Ziye was about to cry, where is the reflex arc length!This is clearly being spicy!

　　Yifei scratched her head. Although she was a little worried, she didn't say anything. She picked up the empty bowl next to her and said, "Then you can rest for a while, and I'll go wash the bowl."

　　"Oh~"

　　When Yifei turned around, Yu Ziye stuck out his tongue, kept flapping his tongue, and then looked for water everywhere.

　　Lu Zhanbo gave him the cup weakly, pointed to the water dispenser next to him, Yu Ziye took the water in pain, frantically looking for salt, and drinking a little salt water would be better. . . .

Chapter 164

　　Yifei turned around to wash the bowl, but when she picked up her bowl, she felt something was wrong. She smelled the bowl, and a spicy smell rushed to her nose.

　　Somewhat suspiciously, he took a bite, and Yi Fei kept fanning his mouth, and couldn't help but blurt out, "What the hell is this?"

　　Yifei has a blind confidence in herself, but it doesn't mean she is stupid. Does anyone really like to eat such spicy food?

　　All right!It may be true, but she and Yu Ziye have been together for a few months, obviously Yu Ziye is not in the ranks of such spicy food, and thinking of Yu Ziye's red sausage mouth, she seems to understand something.

　　After hearing Yi Fei's words, Yu Ziye covered his face, Yi Fei slowly approached Yu Ziye, pulled Yu Ziye's hand away, Yu Ziye smiled awkwardly: "Yi Fei, listen to me Sophistry, no, listen to my explanation!"

　　"No need to explain, I understand."

　　"..." Yu Ziye swallowed, "No, you don't understand..."

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　　I just listened to Yifei rubbing Yu Ziye's lips: "Why are you being so brave? Just say it when you're hungry! There's no need to eat all the spicy food!"

　　"..."

　　Yu Ziye's brain was a little shaky, but he finally understood what Yifei meant, and said with a dry smile, "I...hehehe, aren't you hungry?"

　　Sobering up from her competitive head, Yi Fei is sometimes quite clever: "Don't you confirm that it was me who made it just because you ate such spicy food? Am I doing it so badly?"

　　"Uh, no, but isn't it normal that you cook a little salty, spicy or even sweet?" Yu Ziye's hair dripped with cold sweat, and explained awkwardly: "This shows that I know you very well. You made it as soon as you eat it, you should be happy, it shows that you are very characteristic!"

　　"...Is this a compliment?" Yifei tilted her head and thought, but why did it sound awkward?But forget it: "I'll take it as you are complimenting me, is there anything wrong with your mouth?"

　　Yifei touched Yu Ziye's mouth, and now his mouth is still so red, it's almost like being stung by a scorpion.

　　"It's just a little unconscious." Yu Ziye slapped his mouth, but it's still good to be unconscious, and I don't know if I can get out of the toilet tomorrow.

　　"I'll pour you some milk, this thing can relieve spicy."

　　"Oh~"

　　Yu Ziye looked at Yi Fei's back, busy for himself, and suddenly realized that this seemed to be pretty good, not only did it solve the problem, but it could also earn a little touch, um, very good.

　　. . . . . .

　　The next morning was still a boring and interesting weekend, and everyone went to the bar to join in the fun again.

　　Originally, Yifei wanted to take Yu Ziye out to go shopping, but Yu Ziye refused to live or die, and Yifei couldn’t beat him, so she could only go to the bar to pass the time, and it took Yu Ziye a long time to persuade him.

　　However, when Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia, who were originally in the bar, saw Yu Ziye's appearance, they couldn't help but wonder, "Ziye, what kind of mask are you wearing when you come to the bar?"

　　Yu Ziye said in a hoarse voice: "Because of my handsome appearance, Yi Fei was afraid that I would be approached by other girls, so she decided to let me wear a mask to prevent me from being robbed."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia are full of black lines: "If you don't brag about it, we are still good friends."

　　Guan Gu was more considerate at the critical moment. What he noticed was Yu Ziye's hoarse voice: "What's wrong with your throat?"

　　"He just ate too much spicy food last night, and his throat was so hot." Yifei said and patted Yu Ziye's arm: "Speak less, the doctor told you to avoid talking, tell me anything, I'll help you with it. ."

　　"Oh~"

　　Yu Ziye was helpless, does this count as shooting himself in the foot?Although Yifei thought she had accidentally put the peppers in as something else, it was clearly what Yu Ziye asked for!

　　"What did you guys talk about just now?" Yi Fei ordered a drink for herself and Yu Ziye, and asked everyone curiously.

　　"Oh, we discussed the speed of sound and the speed of light, which is faster?" Mika asked with some enthusiasm: "Sister Yifei, what do you think?"

　　"Do you guys actually discuss such a profound topic?" Yifei asked them in surprise.

　　"That's not true." Mika shook her head: "It's mainly because Teacher Zeng used a method to prove that the speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, so we started quarreling."

　　"any solution?"

　　Zeng Xiaoxian then explained what Meijia said: "Look! Guan Gu looks very smart, but as soon as he speaks, he changes. Doesn't it mean that we first see him smart and hear his voice before we know the truth? This is not typical. Is the speed of light faster than the speed of sound?"

　　"..." Yi Fei opened her mouth and said helplessly, "I thought you would say that the eyes are in front of the ears!"

　　"Just kidding, how could I be so superficial?" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed cheaply.

　　"You don't have much connotation now." Yu Ziye still couldn't help but complain, but his hoarse voice made Zeng Xiaoxian, who was at a distance, not very clear.

　　"What did you say?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked suspiciously.

　　"Oh, he said you have no meaning." Yifei translated.

　　"..." The corner of Zeng Xiaoxian's mouth twitched: "You have connotation, you should wear a mask at the bar, you can do things like taking off your pants and farting like 400? This is called pretending to be connotative, dare you take off the mask? I want it. See how many girls will come and talk to you?"

　　"You know shit." Yu Ziye was a little excited and wanted to scold Zeng Xiaoxian, but Yifei stopped him directly: "Oh, stop talking, I'll help you with something."

　　"Then help me beat Zeng Xiaoxian."

　　"..." Zeng Xiaoxian saw Yifei looking at him, and hesitated for a second: "Hey, hey, let's talk about it, a gentleman can't do anything with his mouth!"

　　Yifei held back her smile and said something very annoyed by Yu Ziye: "That's right, he just moved his mouth! It's me who did it, I'm not a gentleman."

　　"..."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian's head is full of black lines, why are you giving me a bug?Zeng Xiaoxian felt that Yu Ziye was very scheming!Mixed with Yifei, as a result, this product has risen directly from the low end of the food chain to the high end, crushing these people to death, it's shameless.

　　In the end, Yifei didn't beat Zeng Xiaoxian, just frightened him, no need to do anything.

　　It's just that it's not that Yu Ziye doesn't want to take off his mask. Now if he takes off his mask, he will be laughed to death. This is why Yu Ziye doesn't want to go out. His mouth is still swollen, just like two sticks. The sausage hangs like this, can this be taken off? .

Chapter 165

　　Zeng Xiaoxian was bullied by Yu Ziye and his wife and did not dare to speak, so he could only sit silently and read the newspaper. The noisy topic between them was also given up because of such an interruption.

　　At this time, Lu Ziqiao suddenly ran in excitedly, and said enthusiastically, "Hey, let me ask! Do you have any plans for tonight?"

　　"Let me see!" Zeng Xiaoxian was the first to stand up and say: "I first watched TV, then watched and fell asleep."

　　Yifei rolled her eyes: "What else is written in your notebook? Getting up in the middle of the night to pee?"

　　Seeing that this topic was about to be misled again, Lu Ziqiao quickly stood up and said, "That's right, when I went downstairs just now, Aunt Liu downstairs gave me a few tickets for the street art performance for the elderly, tonight at Yunfeng Theater. The premiere, let's go to join us."

　　"What show?"

　　Lu Ziqiao turned on the big flicker mode: "It's a team of elderly people. It is said that they were born last, the war has not ended, and the first born, Cixi is still building the Summer Palace!"

　　"Wow~ They are so old, yet still come out to perform?" Wan Yu asked unintentionally.

　　"Hey, there's no way! Artists are of all ages." Lu Ziqiao boasted.

　　"Then what?" Guan Gu asked curiously.

　　"Pirates of the Caribbean."