My Apartment Life

　　"That's not right! This kind of wild survival club is either an excuse for couples to go out on a green trip, or it's just chasing girls. You have no purpose. What are you going to do? Eat dog food!"

　　Yu Ziye was speechless. If it was Yifei, she would really like this kind of activity, but the question is, does Lu Zhanbo really want to go to scientific exploration?

　　"Who said that?" Lu Zhanbo didn't understand at all.

　　"Isn't that the case?"

　　Lu Zhanbo 'cut', don't overdo it, he doesn't want to argue with Yu Ziye about this issue, he really just wants to go to scientific investigation!

　　Before Lu Zhanbo could say a few more words, Lu Ziqiao came in from outside, but he was in a happy mood, in sharp contrast to Lu Zhanbo's nervousness: "Come on, Zhanbo, I'll help you."

　　Speaking of which, Lu Ziqiao snatched the cue from Lu Zhanbo's hand and threw a billiard ball into the hole with one stroke: "yes."

　　Lu Zhanbo turned his head helplessly and glanced at him: "Brother, you typed the wrong color."

　　Zeng Xiaoxian laughed disdainfully, and then followed.

　　Although he made a typo, he was really in good shape. Wan Yu couldn't help but ask, "Zi Qiao, are you in good shape today! Did something good happen?"

　　"That's right." Lu Ziqiao said proudly, "I have a new prey."

　　When Wan Yu heard this, her face went wrong. When Yu Ziye heard Lu Ziqiao's words, she didn't understand him: "Your girl who threw money away, was you dumped again?"

　　"You know that! It was smashed with money. I have no money now, so of course I can't continue smashing it. So, if I continue to suffer from it, I will smash it." Lu Ziqiao said and threw a piece aside and put it aside. Snacks into the mouth.

　　"Okay! Who's the unlucky one this time?" Yu Ziye knew that Lu Ziqiao was thinking about becoming a techie again, but he didn't know if he could do it this time.

　　"Hey, her name is Qiqi, we met at the exhibition." Lu Ziqiao is quite proud every time he has a new prey: "We exchanged phone calls at the exhibition last time, and just now, she actually took the initiative to contact me. Now, you say, is this sign coming?"

　　Wan Yu said angrily, "Zi Qiao, you asked me to borrow money last time and let me betray you. Don't think that I will help you this time."

　　"Don't worry, this time Qiqi isn't like other girls. This time we fell in love at first sight. It wasn't me who chased her. I don't need too much money."

　　"You're still thinking of asking the other party to pay you back!" How could Yu Ziye not know Lu Ziqiao's routine?The current income of this product comes from several sources.

　　Scientific experiments, people who take up girls and people, and renting an apartment to give people a party, oh, by the way, there is also the sleazy operation of borrowing money.

　　But renting an apartment for a party is now strictly forbidden because everyone found out, so there is one less source of income, and scientific experiments are too easy to damage the body, so now he can only rely on girls .

　　Especially now that the rent is about to be paid, how could he not be in a hurry?

　　"It doesn't matter if you stick or not, the main thing is to want to be together."

　　"Blow it up and you can." Yu Ziye didn't plan to fight him, anyway, it's enough to know the virtue of this guy.

　　Lu Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian continued to play billiards, but Lu Zhanbo was in a very bad state today, and Zeng Xiaoxian was not much better, so the battlefield became Yu Ziye and Lu Ziqiao.

　　Yu Ziye was in good shape today, which aroused Wan Yu's doubts: "Ziye, you are in good shape today! You won't have a new prey, right?"

　　"In that case, I should be in a bad state." Yu Ziye retorted softly: "The main reason is that I just thought about what gift to give this year's Qixi Festival."

　　"Really? What are you going to send?"

　　When Yu Ziye said this, it attracted gossip from everyone. Yu Ziye put the club behind him: "I don't want to tell you! Especially Zhanbo, if you know the truth, you will definitely tell your sister as soon as possible. I also expect to give her a surprise!"

　　"..." Lu Zhanbo was shot while lying down, and he didn't want it!But Yifei always forced him to say something, and he would be a ghost if he could hide it.

　　That's why Yu Ziye didn't dare to tell him some things. After he told Yifei, it ruined the atmosphere.

　　Wan Yu was getting more and more worried. Yu Ziye knew that he was going to give Yifei a present, but Lu Ziqiao had found a new prey. Originally, it had nothing to do with her, but his current girlfriend had something to do with her, so she had to think about it. ! .

Chapter 192

　　"Hey, brother."

　　Just when Wan Yu was worried about how to persuade Lu Ziqiao to be kind, Lu Ziqiao came over and suddenly embraced Yu Ziye's shoulders. Yu Ziye took a deep breath when he saw his diligent smile: "No time, no money, no ideas."

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao was a little confused by the three waves of quality, and quickly responded: "What! I didn't ask you to borrow money."

　　"Borrowing clothes doesn't work either." Yu Ziye silently refused.

　　"In your mind, I only borrow money and clothes?" Lu Ziqiao was very depressed. He didn't understand. He was so sincere now, why didn't they believe any of them?

　　Indeed, Lu Ziqiao was insincere that time?It’s all about borrowing money in good faith, and Yu Ziye won’t be fooled. Sincerity and borrowing money are two different things: “You will still eat.”

　　"..."

　　Lu Ziqiao felt that the whole person was not good, and his wise and great image was so wretched in their minds: "Don't talk nonsense, I don't want to take advantage, I just want to ask you something."

　　"Well, as long as it's not what I said, everything else is easy to say-."

　　"That's good, you know, it's a date! It's nothing more than the three-piece suit. It's okay to eat and go shopping. The key is to watch movies, which is the key point. So, I want to ask you if there is any A very terrifying horror movie recommendation."

　　Yu Ziye's eyes lit up, um, this is a good question, and it really didn't take advantage of him: "Then you are asking the right person."

　　Yu Ziye began to talk incessantly: "Actually! You take people to see a ghost movie, or some disaster movie, but it doesn't make any sense. The so-called horror is not limited to these things, the key is the sense of substitution, understand? ?"

　　Lu Ziqiao stared blankly at Yu Ziye: "So, what movie do you recommend?"

　　"I'm here to analyze it for you." Yu Ziye patted Lu Ziqiao on the shoulder, "I mean, you don't have to go to the movies, there are many scarier things than movies, you can expand your thinking. ."

　　"...So, you still didn't tell me what movie to watch."

　　"Why aren't you enlightened?" Yu Ziye snorted twice, "I actually suggest you take that Qiqi to look in the mirror."

　　"...I'll go, who do you think looks scary?" Lu Ziqiao understood this sentence, it was saying that he or Qiqi was ugly!Talk nonsense. . .

　　No, Ma Dan, I was almost led astray by this bastard, where is the truth?This is a proper big lie: "No, I have a grudge against you!"

　　Lu Ziqiao was a little depressed, but he felt that he was wrong, mainly because the words he said earlier were quite reasonable, and he subconsciously became convinced.

　　"Oh, I'm joking." Yu Ziye reluctantly hugged his shoulders: "Okay! How about I recommend some movies that Yi Fei will feel scared after watching?"

　　"Wait..." Lu Ziqiao hurriedly stopped Yu Ziye and swallowed: "Even Yifei will be scared, I guess I will be scared badly, you still recommend something that I won't be scared by! Qiqi Just normal women."

　　"You are very demanding! I have to screen you just so that you are not afraid, but Qiqi is afraid?" Yu Ziye was even more helpless, this is not a car, just as many yards as you want: "Forget it. Now, let me recommend it to you at all levels!"

　　"Anything." Lu Ziqiao took out his notebook and began to memorize.

　　"Well, that's all for the most recent screenings." Yu Ziye took out his mobile phone and checked the number of the theater screenings.

　　"Ok, I'll treat you to dinner after I get her done." Lu Ziqiao put away the notebook happily and ran out happily, apparently thinking about how to attack that Qiqi as soon as possible.

　　"Also invite me to dinner. I got a girl before, and I never waited for the day of dinner." Yu Ziye complained silently, continued to play his own billiards, and abused Lu Zhanbo and Zeng Xiaoxian one by one. Only then did he return with satisfaction. to home.

　　. . . . . .

　　The next morning, when Yu Ziye came out of the room in the morning, he found that Yifei was busy again, and Yu Ziye was very strange: "Yifei, what are you doing? Didn't you say it yesterday? "

　　"I know it's done." Seeing Yu Ziye coming out, Yi Fei was a little flustered, hiding, not knowing what she was doing.

　　"Then what are you doing?"

　　"I... I'm... oh, I'm cultivating my sentiments." Yi Fei waved her arm and stretched the ligaments in her hands, looking at Yu Ziye inexplicably: "Can you also cultivate your sentiments in the kitchen?"

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　　"Oh, there are many ways to cultivate sentiments! Why can't you do it in the kitchen, you can do it in the toilet!"

　　"..."

　　This explanation is very good and powerful. . .

　　Yu Ziye felt that he didn't know how to refute Yifei, so he looked around suspiciously and found that he didn't see anything, so he gave up: "Okay!"

　　However, a wicked smile appeared on the corner of Yu Ziye's mouth soon: "Yifei, guess what gift I have prepared for you on Valentine's Day?"

　　"What gift?" Yifei approached Yu Ziye excitedly.

 …

　　"Hey hey, I won't tell you." Yu Ziye scratched her nose, but said nothing after selling enough.

　　"Damn it." Yifei patted Yu Ziye depressedly: "You don't tell me you're still trying to hook me up?"

　　"The effect will be better then!" Yu Ziye didn't think there was anything wrong with this, it was a surprise!Always keep a secret.

　　Yi Fei looked at Yu Ziye dissatisfiedly, then took it to heart and prepared to counterattack: "I also prepared a gift for you, guess what?"

　　"I don't guess."

　　"..." Yifei's head is full of black lines, this script is wrong!But when Yifei saw Yu Ziye's half-smile expression, he immediately understood, and suddenly became angry: "Oh, if you dare to tease me, you won't allow me to tease you, right?"

　　"That can only mean that you didn't flirt well, hehe, look, you were moved by me." Yu Ziye put his hand on Yifei's shoulder and looked at her slyly.

　　"You wait, you will always be curious." Yifei gave Yu Ziye a fierce look, and Yu Ziye's performance made her very dissatisfied.

　　He pushed Yu Ziye's hand away, and left the back of his head for Yu Ziye. As for the cruel words he put down, Yu Ziye didn't care at all, would he be curious?

　　But Yu Ziye thought that when she asked herself, did she pretend to be curious to give her some face?

　　Well, this question is a question worth pondering, and it is better to imagine it. . .So.

Chapter 193

　　Yifei didn't know why she went, so Yu Ziye could only sit on the sofa and watch TV. After a while, the door was opened, and Zeng Xiaoxian saw Yu Ziye and said hello: "Huh? Why are you the only one? Others? What about people?"

　　"Today is Saturday." Yu Ziye replied nonchalantly, Zeng Xiaoxian understood immediately, it's Saturday!Either sleep in the room, or go out to play, of course not at home.

　　"Hey, I'll take you here to hide. The next door Mika and Ziqiao are in a cold war again, and they can freeze people to death." Zeng Xiaoxian clicked his tongue twice, shook his head and sat down beside him unceremoniously.

　　"Cold war again?" Yu Ziye was very helpless. The two quarreled every three days, and then the cold war. The key is to get better after a night. They are almost immune to it: "What's the reason for this time?"

　　"Zi Qiao stole Mei Jia's rag doll and gave it to another woman. After being found out by Mei Jia, she chased him for several streets, and that's it when she came back."

　　"..."

　　All right!Yu Ziye complained, was that Kiki from yesterday?Lu Ziqiao is planning to play the white wolf with empty gloves again, is this really good?

　　Watching the boring and bloody plot on TV, Yu Ziye couldn't help yawning. He suddenly found that after he became a screenwriter, he became less and less interested in TV dramas. I don't feel anything at all, and I even feel that everything is bloody. Even if I watch it, I watch it to study their classics.

　　Maybe it's because he knew about the follow-up, but Zeng Xiaoxian watched it with relish, and occasionally came up with a little whimsy, at this time he couldn't help asking Yu Ziye: "Hey, look at the monks on this TV, and they always think of Amitabha Buddha. , what does this sentence mean?"

　　"Isn't that easy?" Yu Ziye patted himself on the mouth and yawned again: "Actually, this is the same as the 'fuck' in reality, when you are surprised, you can say 'fuck', and when you are surprised, Shouting is also refreshing, when angry, when in doubt, or even when sad, there is nothing wrong with using this word.

　　However, monks are monks, and swearing is not in line with their personality, so there is the word Amitabha. The meaning of Amitabha is actually the same as 'Lying trough'. "

　　"Damn it, it seems to make sense." Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth, but he finally choked out those two words.