My barbaric female teacher
Chapter 693
Then I heard Xu Jing talking, her voice as shy as a gnat: "I know... I know you like to touch there. You... You don't have to be so nervous. If you want to move your hand, move it, but don't move too much, otherwise it will affect your wound again. "
Yang Xiaobao pulled his palm from Xu Jing's chest, opened his eyes, shook his head, and said with a smile, "don't bully you, just let me hold you and take a nap with me, OK? You're tired of taking care of me, and you should have a good rest. "
Xu Jing blushed and shook her head: "no, the doctor may come in. It's not good to see."
This is a ward, not a guest room of a hotel. The door can't be locked from inside. Although doctors have come less in recent days, they still come from time to time. In case of breaking in and seeing Xu Jing get into Yang Xiaobao's quilt, Yang Xiaobao's face is as thick as the corner of the city wall. Of course, it's not a matter of course. Xu Jing won't have to be a human here in the future.
But of course, this little thing is not difficult to Yang Xiaobao. After thinking about it, he pressed the phone at the head of the bed, connected the hospital duty room, and said, "this is ward 1. The duty officer, help me transfer to the base command center."
"Just a moment, comrade senior." Hearing that it was a patient in ward 1, the hospital attendant didn't dare to neglect him and immediately helped him transfer.
After the beep, Yang Xiaobao asked, "is it the base command center?"
"This is major Chang Shen, the duty officer of the base command center. Go ahead, please." The other side replied.
Yang Xiaobao solemnly ordered: "Comrade major, I'm major Yang from the No.1 ward of the base hospital. Now I'm going to perform an important secret task in the ward. Please send two soldiers to stand guard outside my ward as soon as possible!"
The major officer at the end of the phone heard that he was a super hero in ward 1. He could not help touching the heel of his shoe and standing upright. He replied with the usual straightforward manner of soldiers: "yes! I'll do it right away
"There's more." Yang Xiaobao added: "tell your soldiers that the tasks I am going to perform in the ward are very confidential and important. No one is allowed to come in and disturb me without my order! Whether it's a doctor or a visitor! "
"Yes! Carry out the order firmly The other end of the phone agreed decisively.
Yang Xiaobao hung up the phone, turned his head and saw Xu Jing laughing, covering her stomach and falling into tears. He laughed and said: "I've seen a lot of abuse of privileges in the army. I've never seen anything like you. It's really a pity that you can figure out what's the important task of carrying out secrets, hahaha..."
"Well, I've been struggling to get a good night's sleep with a beautiful woman. Besides, I haven't lied. Is it secret to sleep with you? It's not important to make people with you? It's a secret mission. " Yang Xiaobao opened half of the quilt, said with a smile: "lie down quickly, seize the time, it's worth thousands of gold."
"What's the moment of spring curfew? It's not dark yet. Is it blue and white?"
With a sense of shame, Xu Jing wriggled onto the bed. Although she knew that Yang Xiaobao couldn't really "make a man" and "make a living" with herself at this time, Xu Jing still had a strange feeling of the first night of her bridal chamber. She was lying next to Yang Xiaobao with her hands and feet closed. She was embarrassed to reach out to hold Yang Xiaobao. His eyes were open now.
"Well, well, it's day and night. It's not a moment of spring and night. It's a moment of day. Isn't it better not to give money for a quarter of an hour? Hey, hey, I'm going to be in the daytime... "
With a grim smile, Yang Xiaobao takes Xu Jing into her arms and kisses her. Xu Jing once again felt the hardness and resistance of a certain part of Yang Xiaobao's body, thinking that he didn't give up and wanted to be real. However, Yang Xiaobao just gave Xu Jing a kiss and held her still. He really closed his eyes and went to sleep honestly, and soon snored.
Lying in Yang Xiaobao's arms, Xu Jing felt the strong masculinity she had never experienced before, especially when her stomach was supported by a hard binding object. How could she still sleep?
At this time, all she had left in her mind was wishful thinking. When she recalled Yang Xiaobao's four days in a coma, she couldn't help laughing at what happened because of his extraordinary talent. Think of Yang Xiaobao so stiff, these days must be very hard, can't help but heartache up.
With this in mind, Xu Jing gradually began to think about it. She moved Yang Xiaobao's arms a little loose, slowly drew down her body in the quilt, and bravely reached out and groped for the past. While watching Yang Xiaobao's reaction nervously, she was afraid that he would suddenly wake up. It would be shameful for him to notice.
In a daze, Yang Xiaobao himself had a very real spring dream. When she woke up, she found that she was empty. Xu Jing didn't know when she had got up and left. Yang Xiaobao felt very uncomfortable under his body. He felt like a horse running in his sleep.
At this time, Xu Jing came in with a clean set of quilts and sheets, and said, "I just woke up. Have you had enough spring dreams? I've got to get up. I'm going to change the sheets. It's all dirty for you. "
Looking at her face, Yang Xiaobao said suspiciously, "how do you know I have a spring dream? And you know I've soiled the sheets, and I'm ready to change them? "
Xu Jing did a bad thing herself and put it on Yang Xiaobao. She took the opportunity to laugh at him: "hum! Do you know? You're not honest when you fall asleep. You rub me around while you dream dirty dreams. At last, your dirty things rub out like this. It's disgusting! "
"No? Even if I have a dream, I never run Yang Xiaobao stared at Xu Jing and said with a smile, "did you do something while I was asleep?"
In fact, Yang Xiaobao was just joking about throwing the pot at her. However, Xu Jing was guilty and thin skinned after all. She immediately blushed and said, "no, how can I know what's going on? Anyway, you're not honest."
Seeing that Xu Jing's face turned red to the root, Yang Xiaobao immediately had a bright heart. He couldn't help laughing and deliberately said, "I woke up to see you doing something while I was asleep, just pretending not to know."
"You said it! People... People are not afraid that you will feel uncomfortable. " Xu Jing's face and neck were as red as a lobster, and she was so angry that she threw the new quilt in her arms at Yang Xiaobao.
The "big quilt sleeping together" and "dirty quilt" incident is just a small disturbance, but it also brings an obvious benefit to Yang Xiaobao. That is, he no longer has to be tossed by Xu Jing to measure his blood pressure and temperature two or three times a day. Since the window paper had been broken, Xu Jing naturally wanted to come to him, and she would stay as long as she wanted. She didn't have to find those ridiculous excuses to cover up.
In addition, the disadvantages are also obvious.
Because there are many more opportunities to get close to Xu Jing, and there is less scruples after the window paper is pierced, Yang Xiaobao is more convenient and unscrupulous to eat Xu Jing's tofu.
If you wipe more, you will light your own fire first. But it can only be dry burned after lighting a fire. This is a ward where people come in and go out without privacy. It's no good if you really want to do something. You can't always ask people to stand guard for you, can you? What's more, if the injury is not healed, you can't do any strenuous exercise at all - exercise in bed is also exercise. There is meat in front of us, and there is no greater pain in life.
So the result is that Yang Xiaobao's daily stiff times are much more. It's also his fault that he couldn't hang on his face because he was so broken. The good thing that Xu Jing secretly took the initiative to solve with her hand while he was asleep that day was gone.
Occasionally, Xu Jing can't stand Yang Xiaobao's cajoling and pleading. She is soft hearted and agrees to help him with her hand. But every time she started to solve the problem, Xu Jing always bashfully insisted on covering Yang Xiaobao's face with a pillow to prevent him from seeing it. And she also put the words in the front, as long as Yang Xiaobao dare to peek, then he will never expect to enjoy the service again.
It's a pity for Yang Xiaobao that he can't see the pure and lovely little nurse's shyness of manual service. It also reduces a lot of fun out of thin air. This kind of scene can only be exciting if he can see it with his own eyes.
In particular, Xu Jing is inexperienced, and her technique is quite poor. She is gentle and tender when she serves, but it's really too green, and her fingernails hurt Yang Xiaobao from time to time. Obviously, this situation requires on-site technical guidance, but she can't open her eyes to see it. How about on-site guidance?
All these disappointments made Yang Xiaobao feel very resentful and a little dissatisfied.
"Xiao Jing, I'll tell you a story to test your sex quotient." This day, Xu Jing came to the ward to accompany him. Yang Xiaobao ate all kinds of tofu for a while as usual. His stomach became hot again, and his brain began to move. So he foreshadowed his words first, which was far more than just telling jokes.
"What sex quotient?" These days, Xu Jing is used to Yang Xiaobao's all kinds of nonsense, but it's the first time she's heard such strange words, and she looks confused.
Yang Xiaobao solemnly said: "intelligence has intelligence quotient, emotion has EQ, sex has no EQ?"
"Good, good. If you have it, you can test me quickly and tell me your inner story. " Xu Jing can't wait to say that she has heard a lot of Yang Xiaobao's yellow jokes these days and is addicted to them.
"When two single fishermen were fishing together by the sea, they caught a mermaid. The single fisherman thought for a while, and without saying a word, he untied the mermaid from the fishing net and put it back into the sea. Another fisherman B thought it was too late to stop, so he was very angry and asked: why? Fisherman a shrugged and said helplessly: how? The fisherman was right, so he was not angry. At this time, a smart man with a high personality suddenly appeared. The smart man said a word, and then the two fishermen vomited blood and died. "
At this point, Yang Xiaobao said with a smile: "well, here comes the question. Now I want to test you: what did the two fishermen say in their conversation? What did the smart man say that made the two fishermen vomit blood?"
Yang Xiaobao pulled his palm from Xu Jing's chest, opened his eyes, shook his head, and said with a smile, "don't bully you, just let me hold you and take a nap with me, OK? You're tired of taking care of me, and you should have a good rest. "
Xu Jing blushed and shook her head: "no, the doctor may come in. It's not good to see."
This is a ward, not a guest room of a hotel. The door can't be locked from inside. Although doctors have come less in recent days, they still come from time to time. In case of breaking in and seeing Xu Jing get into Yang Xiaobao's quilt, Yang Xiaobao's face is as thick as the corner of the city wall. Of course, it's not a matter of course. Xu Jing won't have to be a human here in the future.
But of course, this little thing is not difficult to Yang Xiaobao. After thinking about it, he pressed the phone at the head of the bed, connected the hospital duty room, and said, "this is ward 1. The duty officer, help me transfer to the base command center."
"Just a moment, comrade senior." Hearing that it was a patient in ward 1, the hospital attendant didn't dare to neglect him and immediately helped him transfer.
After the beep, Yang Xiaobao asked, "is it the base command center?"
"This is major Chang Shen, the duty officer of the base command center. Go ahead, please." The other side replied.
Yang Xiaobao solemnly ordered: "Comrade major, I'm major Yang from the No.1 ward of the base hospital. Now I'm going to perform an important secret task in the ward. Please send two soldiers to stand guard outside my ward as soon as possible!"
The major officer at the end of the phone heard that he was a super hero in ward 1. He could not help touching the heel of his shoe and standing upright. He replied with the usual straightforward manner of soldiers: "yes! I'll do it right away
"There's more." Yang Xiaobao added: "tell your soldiers that the tasks I am going to perform in the ward are very confidential and important. No one is allowed to come in and disturb me without my order! Whether it's a doctor or a visitor! "
"Yes! Carry out the order firmly The other end of the phone agreed decisively.
Yang Xiaobao hung up the phone, turned his head and saw Xu Jing laughing, covering her stomach and falling into tears. He laughed and said: "I've seen a lot of abuse of privileges in the army. I've never seen anything like you. It's really a pity that you can figure out what's the important task of carrying out secrets, hahaha..."
"Well, I've been struggling to get a good night's sleep with a beautiful woman. Besides, I haven't lied. Is it secret to sleep with you? It's not important to make people with you? It's a secret mission. " Yang Xiaobao opened half of the quilt, said with a smile: "lie down quickly, seize the time, it's worth thousands of gold."
"What's the moment of spring curfew? It's not dark yet. Is it blue and white?"
With a sense of shame, Xu Jing wriggled onto the bed. Although she knew that Yang Xiaobao couldn't really "make a man" and "make a living" with herself at this time, Xu Jing still had a strange feeling of the first night of her bridal chamber. She was lying next to Yang Xiaobao with her hands and feet closed. She was embarrassed to reach out to hold Yang Xiaobao. His eyes were open now.
"Well, well, it's day and night. It's not a moment of spring and night. It's a moment of day. Isn't it better not to give money for a quarter of an hour? Hey, hey, I'm going to be in the daytime... "
With a grim smile, Yang Xiaobao takes Xu Jing into her arms and kisses her. Xu Jing once again felt the hardness and resistance of a certain part of Yang Xiaobao's body, thinking that he didn't give up and wanted to be real. However, Yang Xiaobao just gave Xu Jing a kiss and held her still. He really closed his eyes and went to sleep honestly, and soon snored.
Lying in Yang Xiaobao's arms, Xu Jing felt the strong masculinity she had never experienced before, especially when her stomach was supported by a hard binding object. How could she still sleep?
At this time, all she had left in her mind was wishful thinking. When she recalled Yang Xiaobao's four days in a coma, she couldn't help laughing at what happened because of his extraordinary talent. Think of Yang Xiaobao so stiff, these days must be very hard, can't help but heartache up.
With this in mind, Xu Jing gradually began to think about it. She moved Yang Xiaobao's arms a little loose, slowly drew down her body in the quilt, and bravely reached out and groped for the past. While watching Yang Xiaobao's reaction nervously, she was afraid that he would suddenly wake up. It would be shameful for him to notice.
In a daze, Yang Xiaobao himself had a very real spring dream. When she woke up, she found that she was empty. Xu Jing didn't know when she had got up and left. Yang Xiaobao felt very uncomfortable under his body. He felt like a horse running in his sleep.
At this time, Xu Jing came in with a clean set of quilts and sheets, and said, "I just woke up. Have you had enough spring dreams? I've got to get up. I'm going to change the sheets. It's all dirty for you. "
Looking at her face, Yang Xiaobao said suspiciously, "how do you know I have a spring dream? And you know I've soiled the sheets, and I'm ready to change them? "
Xu Jing did a bad thing herself and put it on Yang Xiaobao. She took the opportunity to laugh at him: "hum! Do you know? You're not honest when you fall asleep. You rub me around while you dream dirty dreams. At last, your dirty things rub out like this. It's disgusting! "
"No? Even if I have a dream, I never run Yang Xiaobao stared at Xu Jing and said with a smile, "did you do something while I was asleep?"
In fact, Yang Xiaobao was just joking about throwing the pot at her. However, Xu Jing was guilty and thin skinned after all. She immediately blushed and said, "no, how can I know what's going on? Anyway, you're not honest."
Seeing that Xu Jing's face turned red to the root, Yang Xiaobao immediately had a bright heart. He couldn't help laughing and deliberately said, "I woke up to see you doing something while I was asleep, just pretending not to know."
"You said it! People... People are not afraid that you will feel uncomfortable. " Xu Jing's face and neck were as red as a lobster, and she was so angry that she threw the new quilt in her arms at Yang Xiaobao.
The "big quilt sleeping together" and "dirty quilt" incident is just a small disturbance, but it also brings an obvious benefit to Yang Xiaobao. That is, he no longer has to be tossed by Xu Jing to measure his blood pressure and temperature two or three times a day. Since the window paper had been broken, Xu Jing naturally wanted to come to him, and she would stay as long as she wanted. She didn't have to find those ridiculous excuses to cover up.
In addition, the disadvantages are also obvious.
Because there are many more opportunities to get close to Xu Jing, and there is less scruples after the window paper is pierced, Yang Xiaobao is more convenient and unscrupulous to eat Xu Jing's tofu.
If you wipe more, you will light your own fire first. But it can only be dry burned after lighting a fire. This is a ward where people come in and go out without privacy. It's no good if you really want to do something. You can't always ask people to stand guard for you, can you? What's more, if the injury is not healed, you can't do any strenuous exercise at all - exercise in bed is also exercise. There is meat in front of us, and there is no greater pain in life.
So the result is that Yang Xiaobao's daily stiff times are much more. It's also his fault that he couldn't hang on his face because he was so broken. The good thing that Xu Jing secretly took the initiative to solve with her hand while he was asleep that day was gone.
Occasionally, Xu Jing can't stand Yang Xiaobao's cajoling and pleading. She is soft hearted and agrees to help him with her hand. But every time she started to solve the problem, Xu Jing always bashfully insisted on covering Yang Xiaobao's face with a pillow to prevent him from seeing it. And she also put the words in the front, as long as Yang Xiaobao dare to peek, then he will never expect to enjoy the service again.
It's a pity for Yang Xiaobao that he can't see the pure and lovely little nurse's shyness of manual service. It also reduces a lot of fun out of thin air. This kind of scene can only be exciting if he can see it with his own eyes.
In particular, Xu Jing is inexperienced, and her technique is quite poor. She is gentle and tender when she serves, but it's really too green, and her fingernails hurt Yang Xiaobao from time to time. Obviously, this situation requires on-site technical guidance, but she can't open her eyes to see it. How about on-site guidance?
All these disappointments made Yang Xiaobao feel very resentful and a little dissatisfied.
"Xiao Jing, I'll tell you a story to test your sex quotient." This day, Xu Jing came to the ward to accompany him. Yang Xiaobao ate all kinds of tofu for a while as usual. His stomach became hot again, and his brain began to move. So he foreshadowed his words first, which was far more than just telling jokes.
"What sex quotient?" These days, Xu Jing is used to Yang Xiaobao's all kinds of nonsense, but it's the first time she's heard such strange words, and she looks confused.
Yang Xiaobao solemnly said: "intelligence has intelligence quotient, emotion has EQ, sex has no EQ?"
"Good, good. If you have it, you can test me quickly and tell me your inner story. " Xu Jing can't wait to say that she has heard a lot of Yang Xiaobao's yellow jokes these days and is addicted to them.
"When two single fishermen were fishing together by the sea, they caught a mermaid. The single fisherman thought for a while, and without saying a word, he untied the mermaid from the fishing net and put it back into the sea. Another fisherman B thought it was too late to stop, so he was very angry and asked: why? Fisherman a shrugged and said helplessly: how? The fisherman was right, so he was not angry. At this time, a smart man with a high personality suddenly appeared. The smart man said a word, and then the two fishermen vomited blood and died. "
At this point, Yang Xiaobao said with a smile: "well, here comes the question. Now I want to test you: what did the two fishermen say in their conversation? What did the smart man say that made the two fishermen vomit blood?"
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