My barbaric female teacher

The female counselor pulled the corner of President Zheng's clothes, pointed to it and asked in a low voice: "president, it's him... It's him..."

Mingbai, the director of Zheng Hospital, could only shake her head and smile bitterly: "I know, I know, people's buttocks are big and their underpants are big. We can't move them. Have you ever seen arsonists talking with the fire brigade after setting off a fire?"

This time, the female counselor completely speechless.

When Yang Xiaobao overheard president Zheng's complaint, he burst out laughing and came up to him and patted him on the shoulder: "don't worry, my underpants are big and I don't think it's black." Then he pointed to the dormitory building that was burning like a torch and asked, "how much is the cost of this house?"

Dean Zheng was stunned for a moment. He said in secret, "are you so kind-hearted that you want to compensate me? He snorted in his nostril and replied casually:" twenty million. "

Yang Xiaobao laughs: "Oh, I'm so angry. Do you think I can't afford to pay for it?"

Listen to this tone seems to really have a play, President Zheng heart move, seriously up, carefully asked: "so you really want to compensate?"

Yang Xiaobao shook his head: "you misunderstood me. I don't intend to pay for it, and I can't afford it."

Dean Zheng almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. You are playing with me for a long time.

"But I can't afford it. Someone can." Yang Xiaobao looked confident and said with a smile, "the financial allocation of your school next year will be 200 million more than before. It's a good deal to exchange 20 million for 200 million. Of course, if you are in a hurry, it's not impossible to arrange a special appropriation and transfer the 200 million yuan to your school account right away... "

"Anxious, anxious. Of course we are in a hurry. " President Zheng immediately changed his tone, respectful, some can't wait.

To be honest, in fact, he does not particularly believe that Yang Xiaobao can get a large amount of extra financial funds for the school in one word. But might as well change an idea: can openly set fire in the school, but also as if nothing had happened, there will always be his special energy, right?

If you have dates or not, what if it's done? Then I am a great hero of the school of economics and management and even the whole school. We need to know that the financial allocation of the whole Donghai university last year is only 2 billion yuan. If we can increase it by one tenth at a time, we can really do a lot more.

People have lowered their attitude to this point, so Yang Xiaobao is too lazy to pretend. He takes out his mobile phone on the spot and calls Wu Yuanqing, the Secretary of Weizhuang, and simply says his request.

"It's just more money for the school? No problem. It'll be done in a minute Wu Yuanqing is what kind of person, simply did not ask how Yang Xiaobao suddenly help the school to ask for money, very readily immediately agreed. Moreover, this old slicker also has a special ability, that is, he can always speak openly about private giving and receiving and benefit exchange, "the grand plan of education, cultivating people for a hundred years, this is a great good thing, of course, it should be, it should be."

"Well, as soon as you can, as soon as you can." Yang Xiaobao deliberately joked: "at present, the school teachers have detained my people here. If you don't give me money, they won't let me go."

Wu Yuanqing laughed: "that's really urgent. Now I'll call director Tang of the Department of Finance and communicate with him."

"Then I'll take the place of the whole school. Thank you first." Yang Xiaobao has no doubt that Wu Yuanqing has the ability to deal with this matter. This old slicker is a veteran bureaucrat who has been fighting in the officialdom for many years. He can deal with everything within the system easily. "By the way, among the 200 million yuan, we should point out that some of them are allocated to the school of economics and management of Donghai University. They are the main victims."

"No problem." Wu Yuanqing agreed.

President Zheng, who was next to him, couldn't help smiling when he heard the reply. He thought that the young man was really on the right track. At this time, he remembered that he didn't know the name of the great benefactor, so he quickly extended his hand and asked politely, "what's your name, please?"

Yang Xiaobao said with a smile: "my name is Wei. My name is Wei Dawu. I'm Wei Xiaowu's brother."

"Who is Wei Xiaowu?" President Zheng was stunned. There are hundreds of students in the school of economics and management. He does not know Wei Xiaowu's name, nor does he know that there is a granddaughter of a big leader studying here. Wei Zhuang is very low-key in dealing with the admission of her granddaughter. Only one or two senior leaders in Donghai university know about this.

Yang Xiaobao laughs: "my sister is a freshman in your college."

"So it is." President Zheng nodded like a chicken pecking rice, said with a smile: "understand, understand."

speak of the devil. Talking about Wei Xiaowu, Wei Xiaowu appeared. The backup team Yang Xiaobao called rushed to her dormitory to clean up the scene. She worried about Yang Xiaobao herself. She came here in three or two steps. As soon as she came, she heard Yang Xiaobao talking nonsense and pretending to be her brother. She was furious.

Wei Xiaowu wrung Yang Xiaobao's arm impolitely and pulled him aside in front of the dean of our college. President Zheng laughed, thinking that the brothers and sisters were really harmonious.

"Hello! Why are you posing as my brother? When did I have a brother like you? " Wei Xiaowu asked.

Yang Xiaobao pretended to be a fool on purpose and said with a smile: "no? I don't think so, do I? Then I'll go and pretend to be your uncle. I'll go and explain it to your Dean. "

Wei Xiaowu was anxious: "why don't you be serious? You talk nonsense with our dean. How can I be a man in the college in the future?"

Yang Xiaobao gathered a smile, pulled up his face and said seriously, "I ask you, do you want to change the dormitory?"

"Of course." Wei Xiaowu replied without hesitation. Since she entered the school, she has not been able to get along well with her three roommates in the same dormitory, and has been despised by them for a long time. It's still Yang Xiaobao's pot. Although it's not a big deal to be isolated by roommates, it does affect the mood to see people's cold faces every day.

"I can help you with that." Yang Xiaobao laughs. Before Wei Xiaowu asks him how to help, he asks her, "do you want a scholarship?"

"Of course." Of course, Wei Xiaowu wants it. The monthly money is not enough. He is always short of money. If he can get scholarships, it will be helpful. Besides, there are many kinds of scholarships in the college, and some of them are not small.

Yang Xiaobao nodded: "I can also help you with this."

Wei Xiaowu was so happy that she almost jumped up. She already understood Yang Xiaobao's meaning. She asked curiously, "Yang... Brother Yang, do you mean to pretend to be my brother in front of our dean, so that he can give you face and take care of me?"

Yang Xiaobao smile, vaguely said: "almost."

Wei Xiaowu was a little confused and scratched his head: "I didn't hear you say this to President Zheng?"

Yang Xiaobao gazed at Wei Xiaowu like an idiot and said with a sneer, "do I have to tell him that? I've given your school an extra 200 million yuan, and your college can get at least 50 million yuan. I'm the God of wealth in your college. Then you are the sister of the God of wealth. Can Dean Zheng consciously take care of you? If he doesn't even realize this, let alone become the dean of the college, he won't even be the director of the toilet. "

As soon as he heard the word "toilet director", Wei Xiaowu could not help laughing. He immediately thought of another most important thing. He quickly took Yang Xiaobao's arm and begged, "can you tell president Zheng that when I fail to pass the exam, let the teacher in the Department put me in the water?"

"I can help you with that, too." Yang Xiaobao laughs and turns the conversation. It's hard to put on a serious face, "but I won't help you. You, a student, don't study hard, even want to let the teacher give you water and see how beautiful you are! "

With these words, Yang Xiaobao raised his butt and went away laughing, leaving Wei Xiaowu alone in the wind, gnashing his teeth.

President Zheng's eyesight is good. He trots a few steps to catch up with Yang Xiaobao and shouts, "Wei... Mr. Wei, please stay."

"What's the matter?" Yang Xiaobao turned to stop, and asked with a smile, "why, are you afraid that I will not honor my promise?"

"No, no, how could that be?" President Zheng shook his head and said with a smile: "I have just received a call from the Provincial Department of finance to discuss the details of the funding. The president's office also called to confirm. I've been engaged in education for 20 or 30 years, but I've never seen it before. Thank you very much

"You're welcome." Yang Xiaobao was too lazy to talk more nonsense with him. He frowned and asked, "what else can I do for you?"

President Zheng hesitated for a long time and said, "can I discuss another matter with you?"

"Say what you have to say." Yang Xiaobao is already a little impatient.

Dean Zheng was a little embarrassed and coughed: "well, if you like to set fire to the building, there is an old building in our college. Anyway, it's going to be demolished. It's better to... Cough, you know, change another appropriation."

Yang Xiaobao was stunned for ten seconds before he realized the wonderful idea and strange brain of the dean of the economic management school. He thought he had nothing to do before he set fire to the dormitory building, and then he wanted to burn another building and get another appropriation?

Looking at the expectant Dean of the school of economics and management in front of him, Yang Xiaobao couldn't laugh or cry. He put on a face and said: "what building is burning? I think it's better to burn people! Why don't I burn you down and I'll give you another two billion dollars? "

President Zheng was so scared that he didn't dare to talk nonsense any more.

An hour later, Yang Xiaobao appeared in the Wei manor.

Wei Zhuang moved his eyes from the bookshelf of his study and turned to look at Yang Xiaobao: "it's over?"

"It's over." Yang Xiaobao sat down on the sofa, cocked up Er Lang's legs and said faintly, "my business is finished, but yours is not."