My beautiful boss and I

"Ha ha..." I laughed twice myself.

Guan Yunfei looked at me bitterly: "Xiaoyi, is that a joke? Why can't I laugh? "

"Ha ha..." As soon as Guan Yunfei said this, sun dongkai, Cao Li and Su Dingguo laughed.

Obviously, they didn't laugh because of the story I told, but because of Guan Yunfei's expression and words.

"This one doesn't count. Another one! If I can't laugh next, I'll give you a drink! " Guan Yunfei said.

I scratched my scalp, and then I told a joke:

after the Spring Festival, the director of the unit and his subordinates drank wine. At the drinking table, the section chief joked that there was a working table and no working table in our classmate meeting last year. In this year's student union, we have promoted a table and not promoted one. Looking at this trend, next year's classmate meeting will be a table for making a fortune and complaining.

The director reminded: "take it easy. Last year, our student union was a table to be inspected and a table with double rules. It is estimated that in a few years, there will be only one table left for medical treatment on bail. "

This joke is very short. After talking about it, everyone didn't laugh, but Guan Yunfei and sun dongkai both frowned slightly.

As soon as I saw it, without saying a word, I took the glass and punished myself.

"Xiaoyi, I think your work is too serious at ordinary times. It's so heavy to tell a joke," Guan Yunfei said, "well, since you consciously drink the punished wine, you won't be allowed to tell any more Today is a relaxing party for all of us. It's better to tell jokes easily. Don't be so stiff. I think it's good to have some meat as a pick-up. "

"Well, I'll tell you one!" Cao Li volunteered.

"Well, director Cao, I'll take a lesson from Xiaoyi. If it's not funny, I'll have to drink a glass of wine..." Guan Yunfei said with a smile.

"No problem. The joke is guaranteed to be funny." Cao Li said: "one day, the head nurse gave a leader a blood test. When the head nurse took the blood from the leader's finger, he found that there was no hemostatic cotton, so she immediately put the leader's finger in her mouth. She tried to stop the bleeding for the leader in this way. At this time, the leader was immediately excited. He held the head nurse's hand and said excitedly: I still want to have a urine test!"

"Ha ha..." At the end of Cao Li's speech, Guan Yunfei, sun dongkai and Su Dingguo couldn't help laughing, and I couldn't help laughing. Cao Li really dares to tell such a dirty joke on such an occasion, but Guan Yunfei doesn't seem to mind and seems very happy.

It seems that in officialdom, you have to be able to tell yellow jokes. This is one of the ways to make leaders happy. This is also a lesson that must be learned.

"Well, the joke told by director Cao is interesting Xiaoyi just threw a brick to attract jade. " Guan Yunfei laughed.

"I don't have to punish you for drinking!" Cao Li said triumphantly and took a look at sun dongkai.

"Of course, I can't punish you for drinking, but I'll give you a reward Come on, drink Guan Yunfei said.

Cao Li was a little stunned. Then she began to laugh, took her glass and looked at Guan Yunfei charmingly: "thank you, Minister Guan for the wine I drank it

Cao Li finished with a cup of wine.

In other words, Cao Li did not escape the fate of drinking.

Guan Yunfei then looked at Su Dingguo: "Director Su, come here. Director Cao just said it very well. I don't think you will fall behind."

Su Dingguo said with a smile: "well, I'll tell you one A man came home to see his wife in bed with his leader, so he angrily went to find the leader's wife. The wife of the leader was very angry and said: let's go to bed and revenge on them. After that, the leader's wife said: I'm still very angry. I'll take revenge on him again. After several times in a row, the man knelt down and begged for mercy. He kept saying to the leader's wife, "I forgive them!"

All of a sudden, everyone laughed in a mess.

In fact, I don't think his joke is particularly funny. At the beginning, I was laughing with everyone. But when I looked at the strange look on sun dongkai's face, I couldn't help laughing. Because I suddenly have some doubts about whether sun dongkai's wife has been used by the leaders on the way to officialdom. The wife is not sure, but the lover is sure. Cao Li has been used by Lei Zheng many times.

Smiling, Guan Yunfei gave Su Dingguo another glass of wine.

After drinking the wine, Su Dingguo takes a look at sun dongkai's face. Suddenly, his face shows an uneasy look. It seems that he is vaguely aware that his joke has touched one of sun dongkai's nerves.

Su Dingguo even had a look of remorse on his face. He seemed to think he shouldn't have told the joke just now.

But if you say something, you can't get back the water you spilled.

Guan Yunfei finished laughing, looked at sun dongkai's face, and said with concern: "dongkai, how do you think your face is not good? Is he not feeling well

Sun dongkai said with a smile: "no Maybe I'm too tired to work overtime these days. I've had some wine. Some of them are on the top

Guan Yunfei looked at sun dongkai, lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and then nodded and said: "just now when I was in the hot spring, I said you lost a lot of weight. In fact, if you don't tell me, I know that you need to worry about all the affairs of this group, and you are really tired.""Yes, in our business, we have to report everything to Secretary sun directly. All business reports need to be examined and approved by Secretary sun himself. There are more than a dozen business departments with various businesses. Secretary sun is really worried Looking at the fact that Secretary sun has lost a lot of weight during this period, we are very distressed... " Su Dingguo said hastily.

"It's a good thing for the editorial department to say that all the sub newspapers and periodicals are under the control of the executive deputy chief editor or chief editor. The administrative and logistics of the group also need to report directly to Secretary sun, and the big and small affairs need to be decided by Secretary sun. Secretary sun has lost weight during this period of time because he is tired of work." Cao Li also said.

Guan Yunfei and Cao Li of Su Dingguo both said that sun dongkai was thin. Why didn't I see that? Even, I think he's a little fat.

Su Dingguo and Cao Li ignored the facts to welcome Guan Yunfei. I can understand what Guan Yunfei meant by that? I can't help but wonder.

Guan Yunfei nodded again, then looked at sun dongkai and said: "dongkai, I still say that the body is the capital of revolution, the revolutionary work needs to be done, and the old capital can't be used up Such a large group, you have so many positions, it's hard for you. Ah - you see, should I take the time to talk to the Secretary of the municipal Party committee, mention it at the Standing Committee of the municipal Party committee, and transfer a chief editor and president from other units to your group, so as to share the pressure and work burden for you. "

As soon as Guan Yunfei said this, sun dongkai immediately changed his face and even looked a little flustered. He hurriedly said, "minister Guan, don't - I'm in good health. It's no problem. I have enough energy to manage the overall work of the group now. It's absolutely no problem Besides, it's better for the group to implement centralized leadership of all systems. After I presided over the work of the group, all kinds of complicated relations within the group are being straightened out, and the people's minds of the group are still unstable. If two equal level group leaders are transferred at this time, I'm afraid it will not be conducive to the overall work of the group Party Committee In my opinion, it's better to slow down first When all the work of the group is straightened out and stabilized, then It's not too late. "

It is obvious that sun dongkai is worried that his power will be decentralized and he will not be able to continue to control the group forcefully.

Guan Yunfei nodded: "ha ha Dongkai, I'm also asking for your advice If you think it's not the right time, let's talk about it slowly. I fully respect your opinion Besides, in fact, it is not necessarily the best time to appoint cadres at the rank of cadres at the level of the whole party from the perspective of the overall work of the municipal Party committee.

After hearing Guan Yunfei's words, sun dongkai seems to be a little relaxed and smiles.

"My advice is actually for your health Even if Director Su and director Cao didn't say that just now, I can see your busyness every day. " Guan Yunfei continued: "considering the overall work of the group, you think that it is better for the Party committee of the group to implement highly centralized leadership. Then I fully understand your idea But your health still worries me I think we should not only consider the current situation of the group's management, but also consider how to extricate you from your busy work

Speaking of this, Guan Yunfei stopped, took the water cup and began to drink slowly.

Guan Yunfei seems to be deliberately hanging sun dongkai and everyone's appetite, deliberately creating tension.

Sun dongkai tensed his face again and looked at Guan Yunfei nervously.

Everyone looked at Guan Yunfei, Cao Li and Su Dingguo's eyes were wide open.

I can't guess Guan Yunfei's real plan for the moment.

Guan Yunfei put down his glass and began to talk again: "stones from other mountains can be used to attack jade. Some time ago, I went to a newspaper group in the South and found that they have a good way to solve the problems existing in your group Their group is also Secretary, chairman, President and editor in chief. However, their top leaders work leisurely and well. The way they can solve the problems you are facing now is to make internal food stamps! "

"Internal food stamps?" Sun dongkai looks at Guan Yunfei as if he knows nothing.

Cao Li and Su Dingguo and I also looked at Guan Yunfei with confused expression.

"Yes, internal food stamps Let's put it bluntly: instead of transferring the group's leading members from the superior party committee organs to the group, excellent middle-level cadres with both political integrity and ability should be selected as assistants within the group, such as assistant to the president and assistant to the chief editor. The main function of these assistants is to assist the head of the group to take charge of part of the work. Their record in the Organization Department of the municipal Party committee is still at the original level, but they can enjoy the same benefits within the group The treatment of deputy leaders of the group

"In this way, we can not only solve the problem of insufficient leading cadres in the group, but also extricate the group leader from the heavy internal work. We can also train cadres and reserve reserve talents. If these assistants are competent, they can be recommended to the organization department for promotion at the right time Three birds with one stone.

"In my opinion, since the editorial department of your group does not need you to worry a lot, you can try to promote an assistant to the president internally to help you manage the group's business, administration and logistics Of course, this is just my suggestion. The final decision is up to you... "

After listening to Guan Yunfei's words, sun dongkai relaxed his face, took a breath of relief, nodded his head and said without hesitation, "minister Guan is the leader in the end. There are many ways. Good, good way!"No matter whether sun dongkai is willing or not to Guan Yunfei's proposal, he must agree. He has no other choice in front of Guan Yunfei. He did not dare to confront Guan Yunfei. Just now, Guan Yunfei said that he would suggest appointing the president and editor in chief to the municipal Party committee, which has scared him out of his wits.

Although he may feel that Guan Yunfei's words just now seem to scare him. The adjustment of cadres at the department level of the municipal Party committee is not carried out at will, but is generally centralized and unified, he still prefers to believe Guan Yunfei's words.

Although he seems to have a good relationship with the Secretary of the municipal Party committee, he can't compare with Guan Yunfei in the strength of his speech in front of the Secretary of the municipal Party committee. After all, Guan Yunfei is a member of the Standing Committee of the municipal Party committee. If Guan Yunfei really put forward a lot of reasons to the Secretary of the municipal Party committee and insisted that the group should be equipped with a president and chief editor, the Secretary of the municipal Party committee might not have considered it.

Therefore, it seems that Guan Yunfei's advice to him is to let him go. He can't help but get this feeling.