My beautiful boss and I

I nodded: "good -"

soon, our boat approached the uninhabited island. The fourth brother leaned the boat on the back of the uninhabited island, which turned to the land. People on the land could not see the boat.

The island is very quiet. There is no one to see. I don't know where the guards are.

We stopped the boat close to a big tree, and then went ashore quietly. I pulled down the broken straw hat and looked at the fourth brother. The fourth brother nodded at me and said softly, "go I'll go up later. "

So I took a canvas bag in one hand, a net bag and a stick in the other hand, and along the island path, poked a little bit in the grass with a stick.

I went straight in the direction of the cave.

It's quiet all around. Birds are singing in the trees. The waves are beating on the rocks. The autumn wind is blowing by, bringing in bursts of coolness. The sun starts to rise, and the sea is sparkling

I slowly approached the entrance of the mountain and looked around with my eyes.

All of a sudden, there was a whizzing sound in the grass. I used a wooden stick to pull it. Damn, there was a snake. It was more than 20 cm long. It was looking up at me and spitting out its core

I was a little flustered and stopped to look at the snake. Suddenly, I was sure that I had to catch him.

I gently waved the stick and suddenly moved down to the side. While the snake's head was turning, the top of the stick pressed the snake's head and made it unable to move. Then I bent down and reached out to hold the back of the snake's head and caught the snake at once. Then I shook my hands and threw the snake into the pocket to tie the mouth of the bag tightly.

It's a relief. I'm afraid of catching snakes for the first time.

I went on, walking through the bushes, getting closer and closer to the hole.

At this time, I heard a slight movement in the Bush on the left, and vaguely saw a figure. Looking at the clothes, I knew it was the fourth brother, who was approaching the hole from another direction.

I went to the place about a few meters away from the entrance of the cave, bent down and lowered my head, dialing the grass on both sides of the path with a stick

"Who?" Suddenly, with a loud drink, two figures suddenly rushed out of the hole and looked at me warily.

I pretended to be scared and looked up at them. I screamed a few times and stretched out my hand.

I began to pretend to be deaf.

"Damn, it's a dumb snake catcher." One of them breathed a sigh of relief and yelled at me, "get out of here, dumb. This is not where you came from. Get out of here."

If I don't go, I'm still babbling.

"Damn it, I'll roll to you, you stinking mute, why don't you obey?" The man swears.

"Ha ha, how can a mute hear you?" Another man said, "look at me --"

then the man took out a pistol from his pocket, pointed it directly to my chest and said, "Pa Pa Pa --"

Fourth brother said that there are three people on the island, how can there be only two now and the other one?

I pretended to be frightened. I leaned forward, slipped, and kicked the man's leg. The man couldn't hold his body back, so I threw forward, and I backed back: "Pooh -" the man suddenly fell on the stone path and made a mouth to bite the stone -

at the same time, the gun in the man's hand suddenly made a "pa -" sound, The fire went off and the bullet flew past my ear.

I broke out in a cold sweat. Damn it, I almost hit Lao Tzu. How dangerous!

I was frightened in my heart, but my face still pretended that I didn't know anything and didn't hear the sound of the bullets, and babbled at them.

The man next to me was also startled and looked at me: "I wipe you, you dumb fool. You almost killed yourself just now. Why don't you go away and die..."

The man who fell got up, his lips were bleeding, and he was a little angry. He waved the gun in his hand and raised his foot at me: "margobi, I'll kick you to death --"

I didn't escape. The man kicked me in the chest, and I fell to the ground with my back up, and at the same time, I uttered a scream --

"what's the matter? Who shot? " I just sat up, but before I could get up, two people suddenly rushed out of the cave and asked in a loud voice.

I look at these two people, confused, damn, these two people are the eldest and the second of the four King Kong.

Why are these two dog days here today? Four brothers said three people, how now became four people? Is there a special situation today?

"Boss, a mute snake catcher ran to the island. I threatened him with a gun just now, but the gun went off --"

King Kong slapped him in the mouth with a wave of his hand: "Damn, shooting in the daytime, you want to die? You can't even hold a gun. You eat shit? Get out of the way - "

the boy just fell and his mouth was full of blood. Now he was slapped again and stood aside with his face covered in frustration.

"Today, erlenzi's family has something to ask for leave. My elder brother and I think it's not easy for you two idiots to guard here. Sure enough, as soon as we came here for a while, you'd shoot your guns indiscriminately. It's a waste!" Two King Kong then kicked the boy: "Damn, you can really give our brothers face to face, thanks to boss Bai didn't come today, otherwise, you go away, our brothers still have to be disciplined, boss Bai has scolded us several times, just because you bastards follow us and don't win."From Er Jingang's words, I immediately understood that at the moment, there are only four people on the island. Er lengzi, one of the three people, asked for leave because he was under the four big Jingang's hands to guard the uninhabited island. Therefore, Da Jingang and ER Jingang did their best to check the security work on the island today.

All four watchdog dogs are out.

After scolding his subordinates, Da Jingang and ER Jingang stare at me together for a few seconds, and then suddenly they come slowly towards me together -

I can't help but feel very nervous. Although I've changed my face, I'm still worried that they will recognize me. After all, these two people have been wandering in the Jianghu for many years, which is different from those two guards.

I half sat on the ground, my mouth continued to babble, with a look of panic, moving my ass back

At the same time, one of my hands quietly released the snake bag

Two vajras came up to me, big Vajra raised his foot, suddenly stepped on my belly and twisted it violently. My belly was in a sharp pain, and a scream came out -

at this time, two vajras also raised his foot and kicked me in the chest. My chest was heavily hit, and I almost didn't breathe, so I screamed again -

my scream I don't pretend to be barking. I don't dare to be lucky to fight them. I'm afraid they will find out that I know martial arts. I can only bear the two vajras of this dog day trampling me.

"Ha ha, I'm worried that I have nothing to do. If I have a mute to entertain me, I can have fun." Big King Kong continued to twist his feet on my abdomen, laughing: "second, let's play a game, how about hanging this mute naked upside down on a tree, we are 20 meters apart, hit him with a stone, see who can hit his second, I hit first, at noon you ask me to pick up girls."

I also know at this time, they did not recognize me, the fourth brother's face changing technique is still in place.

I feel a little relieved at this time, but I feel unhappy. Damn, these two dogs are going to rip me off and hang me upside down in the tree and stone my second son. It's cruel enough. If I'm hit, won't I be abandoned?

I have some fire in my heart, but I can't resist.

"Ha ha, OK. I'll see how big his cock is. I'll tell you, big brother. I promise that one stone will kill his second son Ah ha ha, that's a great idea. " The second is laughing wildly.

The other two guards also laughed, with a strong interest in mischief.

"You step on him, I'll pick his clothes." Big King Kong said as he bent down behind him, he would pull my coarse cloth clothes.

At this time, I quietly released the opening of the snake bag and shook at the hand of King Kong -

the abdominal snake that had been repressed for a long time in the dark rushed out, suddenly opened its mouth and bit the wrist of King Kong -

"ah -" King Kong screamed, and then I saw the abdominal snake, which turned white with fright. With a violent shake of its wrist, the abdominal snake fell to the ground, Fall on the two King Kong's side -

two King Kong saw the Viper clearly, and was so scared that he jumped to avoid the viper and stepped on my feet.

I was busy getting up.

"Damn, I've been bitten by a poisonous snake, please help me --" big King Kong held his wrist and cried out. Two King Kong and the two guards were all flustered, and no one cared for me.

"Go, go to the hospital in the city - hold on, go - get on the motorboat." two King Kong said as he tore a piece of cloth from his shirt, tied up big King Kong's wrist, and ran to the motorboat with big King Kong's arm. He turned back to the two guards and said, "Damn it, you two catch this mute and beat him to death. If anything happens to the boss, I'll take it He said, "the altar."

I turned and ran, and two guards followed me.

I ran around the island along the path, and two guards kept on chasing me: "Stinky mute, stop --"

after running for a while, I heard the sound of a motorboat. Er Jingang was driving the motorboat on the sea, straight to the land.

Running to the hillside far away from the entrance of the cave, I played hide and seek with two guards in the bush. They were sweating and running around trying to catch me.

While playing hide and seek, I heard a long whistle coming from the distance. It was the fourth brother who was sending a secret signal. He got it.

I feel relaxed. Damn, I don't have time to play for them.

I quickly entered the Bush, a few darted, and then left the two guards.

Then, I went straight to the beach where the boat was parked. My fourth brother was waiting for me in the boat. When he saw me, he nodded to me. I jumped on the boat directly. My fourth brother rowed quickly and left the island.

I was sitting in the boat, and my stomach and chest were aching. Damn it, the two King Kong's feet were tough. My chest and ribs were almost broken by him.

I have to write down this account to them. However, the great King Kong was bitten by a viper. He would suffer if he didn't die.

The fourth elder brother asked me while rowing: "what kind of snake is that?"

"Viper!" I said.

"Well The abdominal snake is very toxic. If it is bitten, it will attack very badly. If it is not treated in time, it will cause respiratory failure and acute renal failure, or even death. However, if they go to the hospital in a hurry, they will not worry about their lives. Not far from the mountain is the snake Research Institute, where there should be medicine for snake venom. " The fourth brother said, "I didn't expect that you caught a snake and played a role."I said, "coincidentally Thanks to this snake, otherwise, I will be stripped by these dog days and hit the chicken with stones. "

The fourth brother laughed, and then took out an envelope from his arms: "this is what you want. When I went in, the door and drawer were locked. Fortunately, I brought the tool to unlock."

I took the envelope and was just about to open it. My fourth brother said, "it's windy on the sea. Don't look at it first, or you'll be blown into the sea!"

I nodded and packed the envelope.