My beautiful boss and I

"I'm afraid you don't agree to call Comrade Xiaoyi, the second elder brother." Lao Li looked at me and everyone, and said with a smile: "my friend, I always want to improve my seniority I've always stressed that friends should be equal in generations. "

Summer looks at me, mouth slightly open.

"Gaga -" Xia Yu was happy and looked at me: "good, good, the generation of friends should be equal, I support, I support You and my father are equal in seniority. That's uncle. But I heard that there is a local custom that makes uncle a master. Then I'll call you second master. Wow, second master, second master. Finally, the name is right. "

"Puchi -" Qiutong finally couldn't help laughing.

I can't laugh or cry.

Summer looks at Xiayu, looks at Xiayu bitterly and discontentedly, and says: "Xiaoyu, what are you talking about It's a mess of two or three masters. It's not proper. "

Obviously, summer is not willing to recognize my brother as an elder in my heart.

Lao Li laughs and raises his glass: "come on, children, let's have a drink for the new year - for my friend Xiao Yi to pass the exam and enter the officialdom smoothly."

obviously, Lao Li already knows about my exam from summer or summer rain.

After drinking a glass of wine, Lao Li said to me, "man, you are really good. During the time when I went to Dubai, you finished the exam in silence Yes, I've been admitted to officialdom and become a member of the system. I'm very proud of my old friend. "

"Cut..." Xia Yu said with disdain: "what's the meaning of what's inside and outside the system, what's the officialdom I think it's interesting Officialdom is a mess. We have to talk about politics and leadership all day long. It's not as comfortable as us in business. No one looks at us. We're at ease I don't think you should have taken the bird test at the beginning. "

Old Li Chong summer rain a stare: "wench, what do you know?"? When adults talk, children are not allowed to interrupt! "

I said: "in fact, what Xia Yu said is not unreasonable, but I have already embarked on this road, and there is no turning back."

Speaking of this, my heart can not help but a burst of bitterness, I think of Li Shun.

Lao Li said with a smile: "in fact, Xiaoyi should look at everything dialectically. Everything has advantages and disadvantages. It depends on how you look at it, how you treat it and how you do it There's nothing wrong with officialdom. Depending on your character and potential, I support you in officialdom Of course, when I say that, it doesn't mean that I deny your abilities and actions in the workplace No matter in officialdom or in the workplace, as long as we grasp the principles of life and work well, we can also make some achievements You don't have to be in the workplace to realize your life value. "

After Lao Li's words, Qiu Tong nodded, and so did summer.

"Of course, in the current officialdom, the common people have some opinions." Lao Li continued.

"What's your opinion?" Xia Yu looks at Lao Li curiously.

Lao Li took a drink from his glass, then put down the glass and laughed: "there are many common people's opinions, one of which is like this: the most difficult place to find is" relevant departments "; the most elusive official language is" research "; the most mysterious organization is" organization "; the biggest official is" top leader "; the most difficult thing is" a mouth "; the most modest time It is "in front of the superior"; the most impressive language is "work needs"; the most acceptable bribe is "you speak very well!" The most concerned information is "whether I can be promoted this time"; the most silly happiness is "your problems have been considered in the organization"; the most helpless choice is "because of age."

Everybody laughed.

"Kaka - Dad, you can really sum up What is organization? " Xia Yu said.

"Organization Organizations are everywhere in officialdom. What is an organization? The common people have their own opinions. " Lao Li said with a smile: "when you encounter difficulties, the organization says to you," we can't help it. "When you encounter unfair employment, the organization says to you," you should treat it correctly! " When your legitimate rights and interests are violated, the organization says to you: "you should take the overall situation into consideration!" When you are framed, the organization says to you: "you have to believe in the organization!"

"Uncle Li, what you said is to the point." Qiu Tong said, "well, in the eyes of the masses, how does this so-called organization work?"

After thinking about it, Lao Li said, "people can see through how this" organization "works. They say: when the organization minister is "who cares about me, I care about who"; when the Secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission is "who doesn't care about me, I care about who"; when the propaganda minister is "who cares about me, I care about his positive side, who doesn't care about me, I care about his negative side"; when the Secretary of the municipal Party committee is "who cares about me, I let the organization minister care about him; who doesn't care about me, I let the Secretary of the Discipline Inspection Commission close." I don't care about him. "

"Ha ha..." Everybody laughed.

Lao Li then looked at me and said, "officialdom and workplace actually have a lot in common. For example, on the issue of details, mixed workplace should pay attention to details, mixed officialdom should pay more attention to details."

"What is detail?" I said.Lao Li thought for a moment, "let me give you an example. Let's take the simplest appellation as an example. There is a lot of knowledge in it."

"Appellation? What knowledge can there be here? " I said.

Qiutong laughs but says nothing.

Lao Li looked at Qiu Tong and said, "I don't think I need to answer this question. Xiao Qiu, you have been in the officialdom for several years. Please tell me."

"Ha ha, you'd better tell me, I can't say it well." Qiu Tong said modestly.

"Ah - young people, don't be modest when you shouldn't be. Talk about it." Lao Li insisted that Qiu Tong should say that he wanted to take this opportunity to observe Qiu Tong.

"Mr. Qiu, go ahead." Summer also looked at Qiutong, it seems that he also wants to listen to some of Qiutong's views.

"Sister Qiu, go up --" said Xia Yu.

"Ha ha, in that case, I will combine my experience to talk about the experience of officialdom appellation." Qiu Tong said.

Everyone looks at Qiutong.

"As Mr. Li said just now, in officialdom, although the appellation is simple, there is learning in it." Fu Qiu, the deputy director of the Department, was not happy to catch up with Dai Yi, the deputy director of the Department. What should we do? Omitting his surname and directly calling him the title of director or director of the Department can be used. If a director's surname is Jia, you'd better not open your mouth and call the director directly. Otherwise, it's hard to avoid ridicule. "

I feel very fresh after listening to this. I have never met this point in the workplace. In the past, President Fu, chairman Dai and boss Jia were often called, and no one was ever unhappy.

Qiu Tong continued: "it's popular in officialdom. In general, the first word of the title should be added to the surname of the principal, such as Qian Ju, sun Chu, Li Ke, Zhou Suo, Wu Dui, Zheng Zong, Wang Gong, Feng Xiao, etc. Occasionally, in the case of the homophonic problem of surnames, such as fan Ju, Dai, Ji, Shi Ke, etc., we need to make some modifications to use the full name, so that we can get around it. "

"What's the name of the deputy?" I said.

"The deputy positions are generally executed according to the rules, but there seem to be more problems than the principal positions," Qiu Tong said. "There have always been many deputy positions in China's officialdom. The number of deputy positions is about three to five times more than the principal positions, or even more. For example, there were more than 20 deputy secretaries general of the municipal government in Tieling, Zhao Benshan's hometown."

"Tut Tut, it doesn't take so many people to go up the mountain to fight wolves!" Summer rain interjected.

Qiu Tong said with a smile: "most Deputy officials are against the word" deputy ". They like to get rid of the word" deputy "and support it in terms of address. So in today's officialdom, people generally don't use the word "deputy" when calling deputy. However, it's not easy to distinguish between deputy and principal when they have the same surname, especially when the deputy and principal are present at the same time.

"For example, the chief and deputy directors of the Municipal Water Conservancy Bureau are all surnamed Wang. At this time, we need to add" deputy "to the address of the deputy director. However, there are also intelligent subordinates who often turn to their favor. As long as the chief is not present, the word" deputy "often evaporates in the face-to-face address. But occasionally, in public, the word "Vice" is omitted from the title of "Vice". When the principal sitting next to him hears it, he is very angry: I just went out for a meeting for two days, and you want to seize the power of the class! "

"Gaga -" Xia Yu laughs: "fun -"

Lao Li looks at Qiu Tong with a smile and doesn't speak.

I listened with interest and nodded.

Summer is focused on watching autumn Tung.

Qiu Tong continued: "there is another reason why people do not want to use the word" Fu "when addressing a deputy. The word" Fu "is homophonic with the father's" father "and the woman's" woman ". Sometimes it has some unexpected homophonic consequences. For example, there are five deputy directors of a bureau, who are surnamed Zu, Bo, Shu, Ji and Yue according to their age and qualifications, and two deputy directors of the Bureau office are surnamed Yan and Gu respectively. The staff in charge of receiving, sending and keeping documents should go to the office of five deputy directors and the office of two deputy directors at least twice a day. So he knocks on the door twice a day and greets: Zu, Bo Fu, Shu Fu, Ji Fu, yue fu, Yan Fu, Gu Fu Outsiders listen, this is the day? The whole family is here! "

We all laugh, summer rain is laughing, Gaga non-stop.

"In addition, we should be more careful in addressing female deputy leaders and never be careless! How inappropriate it is to address Xi Fu, Yan Fu, Yao Fu, Yuan Fu, Shao Fu, Diao Fu, Yin Fu, etc! What's more, in the office, a man keeps shouting all day long. Is he sour? If not, deputy director Liu Mei stands up and hits you to harass your personality. Is it unfair? " Qiu Tong continued.

"Ha ha..." Everyone laughed again.

"No wonder I met a female deputy director of a Government Bureau named yuan on one occasion. I wanted to make up to her and call her" Deputy yuan ". She just ignored me and always turned me over with her white eyelids." Xia Yu said with a smile: "this time I understand Ha ha... "

I heaved a breath: "in the appellation of officialdom, there are indeed University questions."