My Boyfriend Is 700 Years Old

Already on the plane, Mo Xiaoxiao and his party naturally did not know Li Zheng's despair.

Qin Hanyan and Mo Xiaoxiao sit in the back row, while Yi An and Qin Lixuan sit in the front row.

Qin Hanyan took a look at the front row, still couldn't help asking, "Mr. Mo, is Mr. Yi your boyfriend?"

Mo Xiaoxiao laughingly looked at Qin Hanyan, "you don't talk nonsense, I and Teacher Yi in addition to the relationship between colleagues, is the relationship between friends."

Qin Hanyan obviously didn't believe it, "Mr. Mo, I understand, I understand! Ambiguous period is tacit friendship

Mo Xiaoxiao looked at Qin Hanyan and snorted, "what do you know? Don't guess my relationship with Teacher Yi. If you annoy me, I will take revenge. "

Qin Hanyan disdained the "cut" a, "you these thought dirty adults, a little bit of our young people's courage and pure! If you like it, say it out loud

"You young people? Am I old? Aren't I just a few years older than you kids? "

In the face of Qin Hanyan's age attack, Mo Xiaoxiao is a little angry, "Qin Hanyan classmate, you are finished! I've decided to take revenge later! "

Qin Hanyan is fearless, "always accompany."

Looking at Qin Hanyan, Mo Xiaoxiao smiles insidiously, "very good. Qin Hanyan, I will communicate with your parents and tailor your education plan. "

Thinking of the fear of being dominated by her parents, Qin Hanyan can't help shivering.

Then Qin Hanyan blew up her hair and said, "if there's anything, just rush me! Don't pull on my parents! It's worse than your family, you wicked woman

Mo Xiaoxiao sneered, "classmate Qin Hanyan, you say as if I am a lawbreaker, I'm doing it for you!"

I'm doing it for you.

These are all universal moral sentences. They are suitable for all kinds of use!

Qin Hanyan glared at Mo Xiaoxiao viciously, "you can do some small tricks, have the ability to fight with me! If you win me, I'll give you the lead, and the boss of Qingshui middle school will let you be the leader! "

Mo Xiaoxiao gives Qin Hanyan a white look. "Do you think I'm going to be the boss of the school? I'm a hardworking gardener in teaching and educating people

After that, Mo Xiaoxiao added, "besides, is the boss of Qingshui middle school very good? Aren't you under my control now? Don't you think it's more emotional to be the boss of repression? "

Hey, there's a point in thinking that.

Qin Hanyan quickly shakes away the thoughts in her mind, stares at Mo Xiaoxiao, and forcibly explains, "it's just your ignorance. You can't imagine the happiness of being a school bully!"

"Can you call a few people on the phone?"

"Can you make a group of people fight in one word?"

The atmosphere was silent for a few seconds, and Qin Hanyan finally summed up, "you can't imagine my happiness, can you?"

Mo Xiaoxiao looks at Qin Hanyan with a kind of "caring for children" look, "OK, OK, you are right. I can't imagine your happiness. "

Qin Hanyan: I'm so angry. I want to beat people up!

Qin Lixuan and Yi'an in the front row naturally also heard the dialogue between Mo Xiaoxiao and Qin Hanyan.

Yi An is amused by the conversation between the teachers and students in the back row. Xiaoxiao is really the nemesis of this group of students in class 27.

Qin Lixuan's focus was different. After thinking for several minutes, she asked, "Teacher Yi, do human women care about age?"

Hearing Qin Lixuan's question, Yi An looks at Qin Lixuan with a smile in his eyes, "of course. The age of women is a secret. As men, we'd better not take the initiative to ask the age of women. "

Are human women so particular about it?

Qin Lixuan asked again, "if you take the initiative to ask a woman's age, will this make that woman unhappy?"

Yi An: "it depends."

Before that, Xiaoxiao was inexplicably unhappy and ignored him, because he accidentally poked Xiaoxiao's age taboo?

Qin Lixuan again analyzes the previous situation, he did not mention any age-related topic!

Is it because human association ability is too strong, some of his words and deeds let Xiaoxiao misunderstand him?

It must be so, otherwise how could Xiaoxiao suddenly be unhappy and ignore him? He's the best robot!

Qin Lixuan, who thinks he has found the root, looks up at Yi An and says, "Teacher Yi, if you don't make women angry because of their age, what can you do to make women forget their unhappiness?"

Yi An Leng Leng, facing Qin Lixuan is full of knowledge in the eyes, maternal solo, is still a single dog, he inexplicably has a sense of superiority.

Yi An coughed, raised her hand and pushed the flat glasses on the bridge of her nose. She changed her posture and replied professionally: "there are only two ways to make girls forget their unhappiness and be happy again."

"One is to accompany her to do everything she wants to do, the other is to buy for her."

Qin Lixuan thought about it, the first one is obviously useless, he has been with Xiaoxiao now, the second one seems to have not been implemented.

"Teacher Yi, do you want to buy the most cutting-edge technology products for human women, or do you want to buy daily necessities, or do you want to buy learning materials for her?"

Yi An looks at Qin Lixuan's eyes with a little sympathy. It's not without reason that Qin's personal conditions are so good and he is still single.

With inexplicable sympathy and superiority, Yi'an began to teach Qin Lixuan.

"Mr. Qin, none of what you said will work. If you really want to buy those to coax girls, it will be counterproductive. "

Qin Lixuan immediately retorted, "impossible! Before I saw many people send the latest instruments and software systems, as well as cutting-edge weapons to coax their girlfriends. "

Yi an

Are science maniacs so different in love?

After a while, Yi an just said, "Mr. Qin, those are all special cases, and those women are not ordinary people, are they?"

Qin Lixuan thought about it, and was right. Xiaoxiao is a human being, so we can't use the hobby of female robots as a reference.

Qin Lixuan's silence gave Yi an a positive answer. Yi An continued, "teacher Qin, ordinary girls have no resistance to cosmetics, skin care products, beautiful clothes and jewelry."

"Therefore, we men and women generally choose from these kinds of gifts."

Qin Lixuan pondered for a few seconds, "are human women so superficial?"

Yi An choked and looked at Qin Lixuan's expression. "Mr. Qin, this problem is like men's preference for technology products, vehicles and weapons. It's a kind of nature, and we can't use the word" superficial. "

Qin Lixuan thought about it, but he didn't continue to struggle with it.

"Teacher Yi, is there anything particular about giving these gifts?"

Be particular about? How does he know if he is single all the time?

However, Yi'an, who has never been in practice, still has a lot of theoretical knowledge!