My Boyfriend Is 700 Years Old

Mo Xiaoxiao choked by Zhao Yu's words. Do you want to raise the Zerg?

This ideal is a bit ambitious!

"Xiaoxiao, do you think we can catch that groundhog with our bare hands?"

Mo Xiaoxiao turned his head and looked at Zhao Yu, who was staring at the groundhog. "Don't think about it. You can't catch it."

"No, I don't believe it! I believe I can catch a cute groundhog, too. "

This is not a groundhog on earth. It's just a Zerg in the skin of a groundhog!

Without waiting for Mo Xiaoxiao's answer, Zhao Yu crept to the opposite flower bed with her sleeves.

After thinking about it, Mo Xiaoxiao decided to stay where he was until Zhao Yu failed.

Who knows, Zhao Yu pounced suddenly, and really caught the standing and dull groundhog.

Mo Xiaoxiao: is this a fake groundhog?

"Xiaoxiao, I got it, I got it!"

Zhao Yu happily waved the groundhog, and then found something wrong, "Xiaoxiao, is this groundhog stupid? I don't feel any reaction! "

Mo Xiaoxiao also came over, looking at Zhao Yu's eyes dull, claws holding the groundhog, frowned, "this groundhog in your hand looks really silly."

Zhao Yu looked at the groundhog in his hand and frowned, "isn't it retarded? Or sick? "

Mo Xiaoxiao shook his head, "Xiaoyu, you have overlooked a problem. There is no groundhog in the flower market."

"Did he escape from the zoo?"

Zhao Yu stared at the dull eyes of the groundhog. "It must have been abused in the zoo."

Mo Xiaoxiao: forget it, it doesn't make sense.

Ten minutes later, there were three rounds.

"Oh, you caught a rabbit?"

"Hey, and the groundhog!"

"You're not bad. There are squirrels!"

……

Mo Xiaoxiao handed the bag to Qin Lixuan, "Nah, you want the Zerg."

Qin Lixuan took over the withered branch in Mo Xiaoxiao's hand with a smile in his eyes, "it's hard."

Mo Xiaoxiao came to Qin Lixuan's ear and asked, "brother Lixuan, how do you deal with them? By the way, the woodchuck Zerg that Xiaoyu caught is not right. "

Qin Lixuan took a look at the woodchuck who was surrounded by his colleagues to take photos. A cold light flashed in his eyes. "That's because it is a woodchuck."

Mo Xiaoxiao a Leng, looked at the groundhog, "can you still like this?"

Qin Lixuan laughed, "don't worry about them, they are all small skills."

"Principal Huang, the ecological protection of your school is really good! You see, it's amazing that we've just walked around and caught so many small animals. "

Looking at headmaster Huang's face turning black, the director continued with a smile: "however, this little animal has more vitality."

"But some dangerous small animals are not suitable. If you bite students and teachers, it's bad. "

Listening to the sarcastic remarks of the teaching director, principal Huang looked at the small animals caught and felt bald.

Where do these things come from?

I don't see these things at ordinary times. How can I run out and be caught today?

Do teachers in Qingshui middle school have the characteristics of attracting animals?

Or are these small animals brought by teachers of Qingshui middle school and planted on purpose?

The more president Huang thought about it, the more reasonable he felt. Looking at the director, his eyes were full of deep meaning. "Director Li, it's the first time that we know that there are so many small animals in our campus."

"Do you think it's a coincidence? When you do this, so many small animals come out of the school, and they are all caught by you. "

Wen Yan, Qingshui middle school teachers face slightly changed, this also suspected on them?

The teacher's smile faded away. "Headmaster Huang, it's not appropriate for you to say that. It's not a matter of chance, is it? "

"When we come here, the teachers can catch so many animals, which shows how many small animals there are in your school."

"Headmaster Huang, to tell you the truth, although this little animal has added vigor and vitality, we are a school, not a zoo."

The director's words made principal Huang and the teachers of No.13 middle school look very pale.

Principal Huang looked at the director coldly, "you misunderstood, our school..."

The leaders on both sides pinched the issue. After listening for a while, Mo Xiaoxiao was not interested in it.

Finally, these small animals were handed over to the Logistics Department of No.13 middle school, ready to be sent to the city zoo.

"Well, it's a pity that we caught the hare! If you had known it, you would have hidden it. Maybe you could have baked rabbits for dinner at night! "

"I also think it's a pity that those crabs and crayfish caught by Mr. Qin can make a seafood porridge together!"

Mo Xiaoxiao: how much obsession do these colleagues have about food?

The next second, Mo Xiaoxiao saw his colleagues fall down one by one!

Mo Xiaoxiao is shocked, "this, this how to return a responsibility?"

Qin Lixuan's expression is very calm, "rest assured, other people can't see the situation here."

Mo Xiaoxiao settled down and asked, "are they all ok?"

"It's OK. I just fainted. Those guys want to threaten us with it."

Yi An, with a serious face, asked, "teacher Qin, do you want to make a plan?"

"Well."

Voice landing, a few people around the environment suddenly changed.

Arrogant and proud voice sounded, "ha ha ha, welcome to our Zerg as a guest!"

Follow the prestige to see a huge king crab, bah! A giant Zerg stares at Mo Xiaoxiao.

"Didn't you expect that? You are so happy that you think you have caught us, but we've put you together! "

”I tell you, if you don't listen to us, those humans outside who are infected with our Zerg lure won't wake up! "

Mo Xiaoxiao looked at the emperor crab Zerg on the top and couldn't help swallowing, "this is all the conspiracy you think of?"

"Oh! You stupid human beings! I know I'm confused by our appearance. If I don't use this to do something, I'm really sorry for the insult we've been insulted! "

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Mo Xiaoxiao's words were stopped for a moment.

Yi An took a look at Qin Lixuan and then asked the Zerg, "what do you want us to do?"

The Zerg waved the pincers and laughed a few times, "it's very simple. I want you to teach some ideas to all your students!"

If you want them to brainwash students, what is the operation?

Mo Xiaoxiao frowned, but said, "this is simple. Is there anything else?"

That Zerg arrogantly smile, "others, I want the robot around you to commit suicide immediately!"