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Xiao Meimei looked at Mo Xiaoxiao and said, "so, Mr. Mo, you'd better exercise your highest right to set the tone and give us the female representatives of the Tang Dynasty!"

Mo Xiaoxiao shook his head, "no, no, no! I'm a democracy teacher. How can I ignore your suggestions? You'd better solve it internally! "

Xiao Meimei looks at Mo Xiaoxiao who pretends to be in a dilemma and bites her teeth. Why didn't she find that Mo is such a chicken thief before?

"Mr. Mo, I beg you to help me find a way to solve this problem?"

To Xiao Meimei's praying eyes, Mo Xiaoxiao said: "Xiao Meimei, in fact, as a head teacher, I also want to solve the problem for you. However, I know that the students in our class 27 are very independent and will not rely on their teachers, so... "

"So Mr. Mo, please help us to find a way. If you have any conditions, just put them forward!" Xiao Meimei directly interrupted Mo Xiaoxiao, "we all know what Mr. Mo means. There is no free lunch in the world. If Mr. Mo helps us solve the problem, we will naturally pay the corresponding price."

It's very popular!

Mo Xiaoxiao nodded with satisfaction, "because your problem is not difficult, and my conditions are very simple. All you need to do is raise the average score of Chinese poetry dictation in this monthly exam to more than 6. "

"Silent writing of poetry?"

Many students think that they have heard the wrong thing. Why is this condition so funny?

"Mr. Mo, are you a history teacher?"

Mo Xiaoxiao took a look at Fang Xu, "yes, I'm a history teacher, but I'm your head teacher. I went to your Chinese teacher to find out about the situation. The average score of the poem dictation question you gave me was only 2. I'm really shocked! "

Students: your expression is really exaggerated!

"It once made me doubt your intelligence! However, after this time together, I know you are a group of very smart children. During this period of time, we have been reading in the morning on the flag raising platform, which makes me believe that you can easily break the average score of 6 points in this monthly exam! "

A group of students

Looking at the students with different faces, Mo Xiaoxiao's tone was filled with doubts, "what's the matter? Don't you believe in your potential

No, it's not! Don't you know that the average score is low because we don't do it on purpose?

The atmosphere was a little quiet for a moment, and finally Xiao Meimei spoke as a representative, "Mr. Mo, can you change the conditions? It's too easy for us to break through the average score of 6 points in this poem! Far less than the difficulty you give us to solve the problem, we sincerely ask you to improve the difficulty! "

"Yes! Meimei is right

"Yes, Mr. Mo, please give us a more difficult condition."

……

Mo Xiaoxiao looked at a group of extremely "positive" young rabbits. His eyes flashed cunning and said firmly, "no, you are all my students. As a head teacher, how can I deliberately increase the difficulty to embarrass you?"

"Mr. Mo, you can't think that way!"

Li Zheng quickly "explained," it's our requirement to improve the difficulty! With such an excellent head teacher as you, how can we slack off as students and ask you to offer us such simple conditions! Mr. Mo, are you right

Li Zheng's Rainbow fart made Mo Xiaoxiao smile, "if you all think so, it's really gratifying for me. You are all good children!"

Good kids

"Mr. Mo, please meet our requirements and make it more difficult for us."

Mo Xiaoxiao nodded and said simply, "OK! Since you all sincerely let me improve the difficulty, so consciously improve the pursuit; Then I won't stop you, so you can raise the average score of poetry dictation to more than 9 points! "

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The whole rehearsal room was silent.

Mo Xiaoxiao blinked, "do you all agree?"

Agree to a wool?! Is your head teacher poisonous? Is it poisonous?!

Xiao Meimei swallowed her saliva and said, "Mr. Mo, is that what you mean to improve the difficulty? We... "

Mo Xiaoxiao looked at Xiao Meimei and interrupted her, "yes, what's wrong? This is your sincere, strong request, which makes the teacher I am deeply gratified ah! You also don't let the teacher improve the difficulty, if you work too hard, it will make the teacher feel sorry for me! "

I've never seen such a brazen person! Can you be more mean?

Is it easy to change the concept?! Will your conscience hurt?

The students of class 27 were very sad and indignant, but none of them dared to choke, for fear that Mo Xiaoxiao, the poisonous head teacher, would accidentally get in.

In the face of such a group of students, Yuan ran really can't see any more, "Mr. Mo, we know your conditions, don't know how you can solve our problem? As you know, this is a fair "deal". Only when you solve our problems can we fulfill your terms. "

Yuan Ran's words let the students see a little hope, one by one eyes lit up.

Mo Xiaoxiao nodded solemnly, "Yuan Ran is right. This is a" fair deal "between teachers and students. Naturally, I have to solve your problem before I am qualified to ask you to fulfill the agreed completion conditions."

After a pause, Mo Xiaoxiao continued, "your problem is easy to solve. What's the theme of your program?"

Xiao Meimei immediately replied: "spread the history and culture with the heroes and beauties of the past dynasties and the characteristics of the dynasties!"

Mo Xiaoxiao clapped his hands, "that's right! Don't you want heroes and beauties? The selection of female representatives is based on "beauty" as the standard! Isn't that easy? Who is the most beautiful is the representative. It's so simple! "

Class 27 students

Xiao Meimei looked at Mo Xiaoxiao in a word, "teacher Mo, I'm afraid it's not OK? You're not a good suggestion, are you? "

Mo Xiaoxiao smiles and asks, "Xiao Meimei, what's wrong with my suggestion? Can't we choose female representatives in this way? Or is it hard to convince the public? "

Xiao Meimei's expression was tangled and she couldn't say a word.

Standing a little further away, Yuan ran pressed his forehead and said to himself that he must be calm and calm! Even if the IQ line of the small partner pit full of blood, he also want calm! Peace of mind, a fart! I can't bear it!

"Mr. Mo, if we only use" beauty "as the selection criteria for female representatives, it would be superficial. The outstanding women of all dynasties have their own advantages.... "

After listening to Yuan Ran's theory, Mo Xiaoxiao smiles, "don't you want to win over the guests?"