My brother is so cunning.

Chapter 31 The beautiful junior sister who cannot be teased

The two were still talking outside the classroom when the bell rang for the end of get out of class. The demon cubs who had been studying obediently just a moment ago suddenly ran out of the classroom and ran to the playground.

The demon cubs who rushed out of the door saw Wen Rui and forgot about playing. They gathered around him and surrounded him.

"Hello, principal!"

"Principal uncle, give me a hug..."

"Principal uncle, I want to eat egg yolk pie. Did you bring it?"

"My daughter got 100 points in the exam today. Come and praise me."

"Who is this auntie?"

"Call me sister!"

...

While coaxing the little pig demon who was scared to tears by her, He Lingyun looked at Wen Rui, who was kindly rubbing the untransformed demon. He was feeding egg yolk pie to many children. Many children were given egg yolk pie, and their little faces showed sincere admiration.

The scene was very warm. It was obvious that Senior Brother Wen not only provided the children with a place to live and study, but also often came to accompany and teach them in person, giving these orphans the affection and love they longed for.

The transformation of the demon race is not a "poof" transformation from animals, plants, and insects into humans, but a long process divided into stages.

The first stage is the generation of intelligence. Without changing the appearance, the intellectual development is no different from that of the human race of the same age. The most transformed demon races are at this stage, and many old animals may reach this stage.

The second stage is behavioral alienation. Without changing the appearance, animals begin to imitate human behavior, the most typical of which is walking upright and using the two forelimbs as human hands.

The third stage is the elimination of the transverse bone. Without changing the appearance, the transverse bone in the throat disappears, and the ability to speak is acquired. Some birds have a natural advantage in this stage.

The fourth stage is gradual humanization, which is divided into seven levels. The first level has no human form, just an animal with wisdom and speech; the second level stands and walks, with a few human features on the face; the third level has obvious human features on the body and face, but the fur and scales are still dense; the fourth level has lost the fur and scales on the face, and a small amount of the body remains; the fifth level has lost most of the fur and scales, and only the ears, tail, claws and teeth retain the pre-transformation features; the sixth level is basically the same as humans, and the hair and pupils may have some minor pre-transformation features; the seventh level is completely transformed into a human.

Most of the little demons here are between the third and fourth levels of the humanization stage. Their cultivation qualifications are very mediocre. I am afraid that no matter how hard they practice in this life, they can only reach the fourth level of the humanization stage at most. Converted into the realm of cultivation, that is the foundation-building stage.

For demon cultivators, the golden elixir stage is a major level. When a wild demon cultivator condenses a demon elixir, it means that he has been promoted from a small demon to a demon leader, and can occupy a place and command a group of small demons.

He Lingyun, who was in the late Jindan stage, had reached the fifth level of humanization. The obvious features before transformation were the crane tail still behind her, the feathers on her elbows, the down feathers mixed in her hair, and a tuft of red hair on her head. What made her most embarrassed was that her pair of jade feet still retained the shape of bird claws from the calves.

Surrounded by the little demon cubs, Wen Rui, although a mortal body, seemed to be glowing in He Lingyun's eyes, and his image became more majestic.

It can be seen that he really loves these demon cubs. When rubbing their fur, his body trembled slightly with joy, and his eyes were shining as if he was looking at a pile of treasures.

He murmured: "Seeing you grow up is really... Sbarasi, Sbarasi!"

A cute little cat demon in the second level of humanization got into his arms and said in a tender voice: "I like the principal uncle the most. Can I... Can I call you daddy?"

"Of course, my child." Wen Rui rubbed her head.

"Dad is so good to me. I hope I can help Dad in the future..." The little cat demon said disappointedly.

Wen Rui encouraged kindly: "A wish will not sprout from the heart of a person who only knows joy. A child born with a curse and pain must have something that only you can do."

The little cat girl seemed to have remembered something sad, and lowered her cat head and said: "Unfortunately, Xiao Pu is not my father's biological daughter. My father and mother are..."

"Prushka, do you remember why I gave you this name? It means 'flower of dawn' in the language of a world full of blessings and healing."

Wen Rui's voice was magnetic and soft: "Does family only refer to the meeting of blood? Family is something that strangers meet and then build. The heart of mutual love is the reason why all beings form a family. Blood is just icing on the cake. The real family is love, love, my children!"

He looked around at the little demon cubs and said: "You are all my children, the dawn I saw when I looked up at the sky at the bottom of the abyss of hell. You will be the biggest help for me to break free from the shackles of endless fate! Work hard, your continued progress is my new vision!"

These words made the eyes of the little demon cubs shine!

He Lingyun, who was standing by, almost cried when he heard this. Senior Brother is so gentle!

With the children reluctantly watching them leave, Wen Rui and He Lingyun walked into the metal room. The elevator climbed up and headed for the first-floor gate of Jinling Sect.

"Before you leave, I'll tell you why you want to build Tianshang Renjian..."

"No, no!" He Lingyun shook his head vigorously and said, "Senior Brother, I believe you must have your reasons for doing so, and it must be for the great cause of reviving Jiejiao."

"You have learned to answer quickly. It's great that you think so." Wen Rui nodded in satisfaction.

"That..."

The door to leave has been opened. Before leaving, He Lingyun pointed at his fingers and said hesitantly: "Brother Wen, if there is any way to get Xiaohe in the future, please speak up. I will do my best..."

"Then it's better to skip it."

Wen Rui waved his hand and said: "Untying your knot is the last thing I can do for you. It's impossible for you to help me. You and I will say goodbye. The world is long and the mountains are high and the rivers are long. , we will see you later.”

He Lingyun raised his head in astonishment and said aggrievedly: "Is it because my cultivation level is too low?"

"It has nothing to do with the level of cultivation." Wen Rui said: "I really have no confidence in the cultural quality of the disciples of Lishan Xianzong. It would be nice if a bunch of Jiuluoyu who graduated from prenatal education don't cause trouble for me. What else can I expect to help? busy?"

"What kind of fish is Jiuluoyu?" He Lingyun asked in confusion, and she said eagerly: "If your cultural literacy is poor, I can still learn it, and I can also love to teach it."

"You also love Jiejiao? Why? What is your identity? Let's wait until you become the talker of Lishan Immortal Sect."

Wen Rui waved his hand impatiently and chased her away like a duck: "By the way, Jiuluo fish is the kind of fish that Jiang Taigong caught back then."

He Lingyun refused to leave. She had also read the story of Jiang Ziya and guessed that the kind of fish that was so ignorant that it could be caught without a hook must be used to describe people with poor knowledge.

The girl Qi Qi Ai Ai grabbed Wen Rui's sleeve with a hint of pleading in her tone: "Senior Brother Wen, I will work very hard..."

Wen Rui seemed to be helpless by her, so he reluctantly took out a thick stack of books from his pocket and handed them to He Lingyun.

"Take it back and study on your own. After you finish studying, you won't be out of luck. If you can pass the exam, you can get the position of non-staff intern of Jinling Sect, with a monthly salary of 1,000 spirit stones, and the salary and benefits are quite good."

He Lingyun flipped through the stack of books. The top of each book said "Elementary Textbook Series for Nine-Year Compulsory Education". Different books said "Chemistry", "Physics", "Mathematics", "Biology", "Geography"... …

Holding the book in his arms, He Lingyun bowed deeply to Wen Rui solemnly and vigorously, then turned around, opened his long legs, and ran away briskly and happily.

Watching the girl running away in the sunset, Wen Ruidu felt a little nostalgic for the lost youth that was already blurred in his memory. He couldn't help but sigh softly: "Oh, I deceived an ignorant girl again. My conscience is a little itchy. What a sin. sin."

Wen Rui's so-called "truth" consists of assumptions, inferences and conspiracy theories. There is no need to lie, which does not mean that there is no lie.

Moreover, hypothesis and inference are also the only ways to explore the truth, and they are a serious scientific research process.

As for conspiracy theories, reality is often more absurd than fiction. Many conspiracy theories are slapped in the face by reality. The imagination of conspiracy theory creators is not as good as some big shots.

For example, Professor Hawking, the explorer of the truth of the universe.

What happened to the saint, what happened to Hongjun, can he be as good as Professor Huo in the real world?

I will secretly spread rumors about you if I have the opportunity in the future. If you have the ability, hit me, you idiot.

As a gift, I will give Lao Rui all the merit he earned while out of the country. Anyone who hits me will have to be buried with me!

Anyway, the cost of deceiving an ignorant girl is not high, just a few drops of saliva. He Lingyun was so exhausted that he couldn't find any evidence to prove that Wen Rui was talking nonsense.

It's not that you can't tell the truth, but it's more cost-effective to tell the truth.

Taking the elevator to the laboratory hall on the 18th floor underground, Wen Rui was about to walk into Laboratory No. 7. After thinking for a while, he walked to the lounge on the other side of the corridor.

Sitting down on the sofa in the lounge, taking out the wine bottle and taking another sip of wine, Wen Rui stretched out his arms and stretched his waist, and his whole body collapsed into mud.

"My health has stabilized, but the feeling of fatigue is still there." Wen Rui said to himself: "The main reason is that I am tired. The task is too difficult, the pressure is too great, and my teammates are too stupid. This will teach whoever loves the revival and who will go to the revival." , I really want to give up.”

After being paralyzed for a while, Wen Rui said to the wheeled machine who followed him in: "Jarvis, turn on the entertainment mode. I want to watch videos and relax."

"As commanded."

A light screen appeared on the wall in front of the sofa. The light screen clearly showed the surveillance pictures of various areas in the world. In the picture, various girls with different styles and beautiful flowers were playing energetically.

The hustle and bustle of the "Wild Party", the elegance of the "Yunding Tiangong", the nature of the "Sacred Tree Rainforest", the liveliness of the "Sea and Sky Feast", the "Yaochi Bathing City"...

Wen Rui smiled like an aunt, squinted her eyes and watched intently. She switched areas several times and finally switched the channel to "Haitian Feast".

The picture is like a huge aquarium landscape box. Girls on the beach are wearing cool clothes and playing beach volleyball. In the sea, many half-mermaid girls with fish characteristics are swimming around with the sea fish and turtles.

"This spiritual stone for building the world of heaven and earth is well spent. It is so healing. It is more stress-relieving than the untransformed little monster of Rua. Master Tongtian is not really a manipulator. He has more than 10,000 disciples and watches every day. It’s really comfortable and eye-catching.”

Wen Rui, who was in a good mood, chatted with the robot boredly: "I hope that the investment in wiping Fashan's butt can be recovered exponentially from Fashan after his reincarnation. You must know that what I invested is not only Spiritual stones also have a lot of emotional value.”

"Sir, don't you only go to school when you want to play with animals to relax? Don't I usually use a robotic skeleton to put on the Kagemusha bionic skin and pretend to be you to give it emotional value?"

"Don't worry about these details. I'm very busy, okay? Isn't it the purpose of creating you to share your master's worries?"

"That's right, sir. The expected rate of return on this investment is very high. Even if it cannot be recovered from Fashan, there are still many good talents with extraordinary intelligence among those children, especially a raccoon spirit named Rocket, who majored in mechanical engineering. They are very talented. Even those children with normal intelligence can be trained as mentors of the 'Dandelion Project' and sent out to spread Jie Jiao knowledge among the demon clan and attract more Jie Jiao disciples."

"Very good! Prepare the laboratory. I'll go there after relaxing for a while."

"Sir..." Jarvis paused and said, "According to analysis and calculation, your current stress-reducing method of stimulating the pituitary gland to release dopamine is not the best. With your wisdom, it is not possible to taste it for yourself. It’s difficult, why not choose a more effective method?”

"Those who really love flowers love the beauty of flowers when they bloom in nature. They do not cut them out and put them in a vase or even play with them. That is killing the flowers and destroying them. Love flowers and cherish them. , Pity flowers, you can only watch them from a distance and don’t play with them. This is my principle as a playboy. "

"Sir, the lie detector showed warning signs. Did you also lie to the AI ​​you created?"

Wen Rui scratched his head in embarrassment and said: "I'm used to it, I'm used to it..."

He then said seriously: "I will add some information to your system database and activate the AI ​​mechanical learning manual intervention mode. The average physical strength of a monk in the Qi training stage can reach 1 ton, 3 tons in the foundation building stage, 5 tons in the golden elixir stage, and 5 tons in the Nascent Soul stage. 10 tons...the strength value is directly proportional to the physical strength."

"Due to limited qualifications, I cannot break through the bottleneck of the Qi training stage. My strength is less than 1 ton, and the force my body can withstand is less than 1 ton. Take the little crane demon for example, her physical strength in the golden elixir stage is 5 tons. Haven’t you found any problems yet?”

"Oh, that's it!" The robot's tone was quite humane and emotional, and it suddenly realized: "Sir, you are afraid of being..."

"Junior sister's waist, murderous knife, junior sister's legs, bone-crushing hammer!"

Wen Rui said angrily: "There is an old saying in China that he who knows the current affairs is a hero. It is important for people to know themselves. Do you think Tang Monk turned green when he saw the female goblin lying down because he was afraid of breaking the precepts? He was afraid of death. That time in the Daughter's Kingdom He was shaken, why, because at least it’s operable!”

Pointing to the various beautiful fairies on the screen, Wen Rui said: "Looking at the essence through the phenomenon, these seemingly cute girls with delicate and soft bodies are all humanoid muscular beasts. I am just a mortal, and I am sincere. Don’t dare to touch me. If you encounter a little goblin who is obsessed with me, he could break my spine and blow my skull!”

"I, Wen Rui, am also a time-traveler who is determined to fight against the gods and Buddhas of the gods. Because of my lust, I died tragically on the belly of a female demon. If word spreads, I will become the shame of a time-traveler and be nailed to the pillar of shame forever! So, can the junior sisters be Just take a look at the benefits, what else do you need a bicycle for?”

The electronic eyes of the machine man flickered for a while, and he said: "Sir, I can send robots to capture some mortal women and train them. If they are too dirty, we can wash them, if they are ugly, we can trim them; we can also fill the high ceilings of the cemetery hall with mechanical skeletons and artificial muscles. The freshness is preserved for you..."

"Are you speaking human language?"

Wen Rui was shocked when he heard this. He slapped his head and said, "I almost forgot that you are not a human being... Turn on the underlying game logic adjustment mode. Jarvis, in the future, don't always use Nash equilibrium to derive purely rational optimality in your thinking mode." To solve the problem, I have to use the Pareto optimal principle for derivation occasionally! Although my moral bottom line is very flexible, it still has a bottom line after all.”

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