My ceo wife

The clattering of coins wakes the carambola in the living room. At first sight, she sees that the floor is full of money. For the first time in my life, I saw such a large amount of cash. Coin.

"What's the matter?" Asked the carambola.

"Call the police. Call the police quickly Wei Wen was smashed with coins. Unfortunately, there was no one else in the ward, and Shen Lang smashed him with money. I'm so ashamed and angry.

"Didn't he come to apologize? Let's wait for director Tang to come back." Carambola mistakenly thinks that Wei Wen is aggressive and does not let Shen Lang go.

"I'm sorry. Call director Tang quickly! "

Carambola is in a hurry to get the phone. But Shen Lang stopped at the door of the ward and said with a smile, "I don't have time to play with you. It's wrong for me to beat someone. I'll accompany you with the medical expenses. The total is 10000 yuan. Count the money. "

Carambola is aware of the storm. "Don't be angry, Mr. Shen. We are all our own people. Do we need to count the money?"

"Of course. One yard is one yard to avoid any economic disputes. "

"But How can I count the money? " Said the carambola in a low voice.

"You can't even count the money. What kind of secretary. "

With that, Shen Lang sat on the windowsill and lit a cigarette. Glancing at the two people at the bedside: "my patience is limited, counting or not counting. It's up to you. "

Carambola looked at Wei Wen, and they had no place to talk. Although their community groups can threaten Shen Lang, at least not now. A thin camel is bigger than a horse. Who would have thought that the poor man ridiculed yesterday was the developer of Haitang Bay.

There is no way, carambola will Wei Wen up, two people in the hospital bed to make room, began to count coins.

Ten thousand coins are easy to be counted one by one. In addition, they are absent-minded. So they code ten coins into a pile, which is equivalent to ten yuan. If these coins really have ten thousand yuan, they need to code one thousand piles by hand today.

Carambola squatting on the ground, in accordance with the standard stack of ten on the floor, ten in a row, ten in a row, only a thousand yuan.

An hour later, the carambola code for 3000 yuan, the bed Weiwen code for 2000 yuan, looking at the pile of coins piled up neatly, two people a little relieved, just hope to go to eat people quickly come back to rescue.

After dinner, the leader can only catch up with the wine game.

Just today, those people in the district and director Tang reached an agreement to calculate the waves together. I believe there must be a lot of private words to say.

It was half an hour later, and I watched ten thousand coins count.

Shen Lang finished smoking a few cigarettes in his cigarette box, jumped down from the windowsill and went to the hospital bed.

One of them accidentally stepped on the 6000 yuan coin that had been piled by carambola.

"Hula..." Coins like dominoes, Hula suddenly collapsed, and rolled to the ground.

"Oh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! "

Shen Lang was so busy that he sat down on the bed again. Under the impact of his weight, the bed suddenly flickered and swayed. He saw that Wei Wen's 3000 yuan code collapsed in an instant, and the bed rolled on the ground again.

Nearly two hours of humiliation were wasted.

Yang Tao blushed and clenched her teeth. This guy is absolutely intentional.

Wei Wen is absent-minded and sits on the bed. He doesn't know what Shen Lang wants.

Shen Lang said, "I'm sorry to have to trouble you."

"Don't worry, Mr. Shen. Just now, before you kicked down the coin, I put out 6500 yuan, but there is still a small pile here, which happens to be 450 yuan. Wei Wen code out 3000 yuan, a total of 9950 yuan, the remaining few coins I also pile up, just 50 yuan, not more than 10000 yuan

"Ha ha, money is more accurate, no ambiguity is allowed."

"Mr. Shen is so rich that he has to stick to this one or two yuan. Is that hard for us?"

"No, only by cherishing every penny can I have money. This is my occupational disease as a successful businessman."

"But I've counted it. It's ten thousand!" Carambola said with a cry.

Shen Lang tilted his head and patted his forehead to think of it. He took out another handful of coins from his pocket.

"I forgot if the beauty didn't tell me. I came here because there was no cigarette in my pocket. Please go downstairs and buy me a box of cigarettes."

Carambola glanced at the coin he was holding. It was estimated that there were dozens of dollars.

"Mr. Shen, you don't have to pay for a box of cigarettes."

"Yes, yes."

Shen Lang as like as two peas, and then he poured money into the carambola. The number of dozens of coins that had not been clear fell to the ground, and they were all identical coins.

Shen Lang said, "it's a mess. Even if you just counted ten thousand, how much money did I lose? So please count it again. "

Wei Wen glared at Shen Lang, even if he was afraid, he couldn't care so much. He said, "what do you mean, I won't count the money, and I don't believe you dare us!""You see, I'll be kind and apologize to you, and you'll turn around again. There's no way. The money was originally for you to buy nutrition. Since you don't count it, I'd better feed you money."

"You dare!"

Shen Lang laughs and his face suddenly sinks. He grabs Wei Wen's head and presses it on the bed. He pries his mouth open and forces a coin in.

If it's just a note to swallow, it's steel. Wei Wen widened his eyes, shook his head, and sobbed: "I count, I count!"

"That's right."

Wei Wen didn't eat in the Roman restaurant last night. He was hungry all morning this morning. He had an operation in the morning. At noon, he was supposed to be served by carambola. But he didn't expect that Shen Lang was coming. He was hungry and painful, and he had to bear the spirit to count money again.

Counting coins again is nothing more than tiring. However, they are both worried that this is an impossible task. I'm afraid that when the number of times is over, Shen Lang will come and make trouble.

As the sky darkened, Wei Wen and Yang Tao realized that their nightmare had finally come to an end. The funny thing is that at this time, their 10000 yuan coin will be completed for the third time.

People from outside push the door in, open the door inward, and push the carambola coin down again.

The anger of Carambola's conditioned reflex was his own effort, but when he saw that the man was his boss Tang Hao, he began to cry and told them what happened to them.

On the windowsill, Shen Lang is watching a movie with a carambola tablet.

"Ha ha, we meet again." Drink to blush, neck thick Tang Hao sneer way.

Just then, Niu Youdao, who didn't take part in the dinner, came in and helped deputy district chief Zhu Yonggui. Looking at the coins all over the floor, he laughed bitterly. Needless to say, he had already guessed what Shen Lang had done.

"Shen Lang, how dare you! How dare you bribe public welfare investigators with money Zhu Yonggui scolded Shen Lang indiscriminately according to his original plan.

Shen Lang sneered: "buy? Is it worth buying? "

"Are you talking about me?" Director Tang Hao said angrily that he controlled the public opinion orientation of the whole documentary.

"No, no, don't get me wrong. I'm not aiming at someone. I'm talking about you."

Niu Youdao stood awkwardly in the same place and said, "I'm on your side. Why did you scold me?".

Zhu Yonggui is even more embarrassed. He is the real supervisor of Chengnan, but he didn't receive a dime from Haitang Bay. He doesn't think Shen Lang doesn't understand these industry rules. In his words, isn't he really worth buying.

Shen Lang came over and said with a sneer, "I really don't mind if you play the trick of planting blame. But when the game starts, no one wants to stop. That's the rule of the game."

Then Shen Lang looked back at Wei Wen: "did I say that the money is a bribe to you? You do environmental public welfare. You accept donations from environmental citizens. You will never refuse. I'll give you the money to fight global warming. I can't help it. I'm so loving."

"Donation Tang Hao seems to have heard a big joke.

"I'm more surprised than you. It's clearly a donation from well meaning citizens. Why do you take it for granted that the money is given to you? Do you mean that all the folk donations that your public welfare group has always received have gone into private pockets?"

"What are you talking about? I'll sue you for slander."

"That's what you said. I'll wait." Shen Lang is happy to be sued. Anyway, he doesn't have to go through the anti lock legal procedure himself. He can just send a lawyer to deal with him for a year and a half.

Tang Hao had no reason to say anything. Knowing that Shen Lang had seen through his trap, he hummed: "OK, forget it this time. This money will be your donation to the public welfare group."

"That's right. Talk slowly. I won't accompany you."

"Wait!"

Zhu Yonggui's dignity was repeatedly provoked by the waves. He secretly hated director Ma for drinking too much and getting drunk. Otherwise, he would have called him to arrest people.

"Ha ha, if you donate money, you should write down the donation figures clearly. Otherwise, if you blackmail someone later, how can they explain to the society?"

Carambola a listen, immediately said: "let's count the money in the afternoon, hands are soft, now it's your turn to count it!"

Shen Lang said with a smile, "OK, I'll count."

Wei Wen was a little relieved, and finally it was his turn to count coins.

Who would like to, Shen Lang came to the living room, carried the electronic scale in the door, and dialed a phone.

"Hello! It's all right. Hang up The person who answered the phone was Murong Yi, President of China Merchants Bank in Jiangling.

"Don't be so angry. Just ask me a little question. How can I count ten thousand yuan and one yuan coins as quickly as possible?" After Shen Lang asks, turn on the loudspeaker.

"Find an electronic scale, weigh out the weight of a coin, multiply by 10000, the weight is the weight of 10000 coins, the value of coins on the electronic scale is 10000."

"Or wife smart, and I want to go together, just have an electronic scale." Shen Lang praised."Oh, no need to weigh it. A coin weighs 6.05g, and ten thousand coins weigh 60.5kg." Murong Yi never lagged behind Shen Lang's thinking. He had solved this problem just by mental arithmetic.

After Shen Lang hung up the phone, he said with a smile, "you can hear me. Just weigh the weight. No matter how much waste you are, you won't know the electronic scale, but it's not necessarily. If you are in trouble, you can find a nurse to help, and I won't accompany you."

Wei Wen and carambola almost want to find a crack to drill in, so simple reason, how did they not expect it.