My dad's life
Chapter 1052: Annoying Little Pig
"Dad, what gift are you going to give me?" Little Pig ran to Fangyuan.
He tugged at his shirt, raised his neck and asked.
"This is a secret, I can't tell you." Fang Yuan bent down and said with a smile.
"Why, I really want to know."
"Because you know, there will be no surprises tomorrow."
"But I can have a surprise now?"
"Uh-, tomorrow is your birthday, so you have to stay tomorrow, not today."
"Oh, all right." Little Pig sighed disappointedly.
Then he turned around and walked forward.
After a while, Xiao Zhuzhu suddenly turned around and asked, "Dad, why don't you call me?"
"Call you, why call you?" Fang Yuan asked curiously.
"Should I turn around and leave, then you stop me and tell me again?" Little Pig said with a puzzled face.
o(╯□╰)o
"Where did you learn this?" Fang Yuan asked speechlessly.
"Brother Xiaoxin." Xiao Zhuzhu said.
"what?"
"In the future, Crayon Shin-chan will not be allowed to see it, because the older children saw it."
"Why did the older kids watch it, but the younger brother only went to kindergarten? Shouldn't the kids watch it?"
"Anyway, don't watch, Xiaoxin is not a good baby." Fang Yuan said helplessly.
"Haha, Xiaoxin brother is so fun." Little Pig laughed.
She didn't refute her father's words, because Xiaoxin's brother is really not a good boy. He often annoys his parents and the teacher is super angry.
"Okay, let's play with the kids." Fang Yuan patted her little ass.
"Okay." The piglet turned around and ran away happily.
"Xinxin, you asked your father, did you give you anything tomorrow?" Waiting for the piggy to pass, Ai Cai and others asked curiously.
It turns out that the little guys are also very curious, they remember that last year, Uncle Fang gave Xinxin a beautiful crown and a super cool "magic wand".
If you don't envy, it must be fake.
So they are very curious about what birthday present Uncle Fang gave Xinxin this year.
That's why Little Pig ran over to ask Fangyuan.
"Hey, dad won't tell me, he can't say surprises." Little Pig sighed.
"Ha, my parents are the same, but I eavesdropped on what they said, and they thought I didn't know. When I got the gift, they deliberately pretended to be very surprised. They were still very proud, what a fool." Du Tianhao said proudly.
But he didn't realize that Lin Qiaoyun was standing behind him.
...
But don't think that Little Pig will just put it down.
After returning home, Piggy began to pester Fangyuan again and asked him what gifts he had prepared.
Wherever Fangyuan goes, she will follow.
Even when Fang Yuan went to the bathroom, she stood at the door and asked.
In the end, Fangyuan really made her a little impatient.
So he said: "Can you stop asking, it's very annoying, dad's head is about to explode, no matter what, I won't tell you."
"Annoying? How can you say annoying? Being an adult must be patient. If you say this, it will hurt the baby. Oh, my heart is sad..."
Piggy held his right chest with his left hand, a little expression of my grievance and sadness.
─━_─━✧
"Heart is on the right, you covered it wrong."
Hearing this, Little Pig hurriedly changed his hand.
Seeing her small appearance, Fang Yuan said helplessly: "What do you want?"
"Tell me, what gift are you going to give me." The little guy immediately said with excitement.
I am not wronged anymore, and I am not sad anymore.
"Come here, I will tell you quietly." Fang Yuan bent down and waved to her.
Piggy leaned over with his little face excitedly, Fang Yuan grabbed her little ear and let out a breath in her ear.
Piggy immediately tickled and twisted, and laughed loudly.
Fang Yuan took the opportunity to run away.
Little Pig laughed and ran after him.
"Well, don't play so crazy, so excited, can't you sleep at night?" Lan Caiyi watched Fangyuan running around the house with the piggy, somewhat speechless.
"It's okay, she will fall asleep when she falls out of bed. Who made her a piggy?" Fang Yuan said with a smile.
"Hmph, I'm Little Pig, and you're Daddy Pig, hum, hum." Little Pig hummed twice.
"Wow, it really is a little pig, and he still hums." Fang Yuan exaggerated and said deliberately.
"Bad...Daddy Pig, don't run, I'm angry, seeing how good I am, today I have to beat you up." Little Pig clenched his fist, lowered his head and slammed into the opponent.
Fang Yuan was afraid that she would fall, so she didn't dare to avoid it, so she could only block her with her palm and let her hit her palm.
But he was also caught by the little guy, and he immediately changed from a little pig to a little monkey. He grabbed Fangyuan's clothes and climbed up, scratching Fangyuan while crawling.
"Oh, you two are really." Lan Caiyi looked helpless.
The evening was really as Lan Caiyi said, of course, it could also be because tomorrow is Little Pig’s birthday, she is so excited.
Fang Yuan had told her three bedtime stories, still keeping her eyes wide open.
"Well, tell your father, how can you sleep well?" Fang Yuan said helplessly.
"Gift?" Little Pig immediately said excitedly.
"No." Fang Yuan refused.
"Then you can tell me a bedtime story." Little Pig said immediately.
"No, I'm going to sleep." Fang Yuan lay down, facing her buttocks.
Piggy immediately put his short legs on him, then turned over and started climbing as a mountain.
"Sleep." The sleepy Lan Caiyi patted the bed.
She was really annoyed by these two guys.
Mother's words are still very prestigious, Xiao Zhuzhu obediently rolled back and continued to lie in her original position.
But naturally the little guy wouldn't be so obedient, and his little mouth still had broken thoughts.
"gift?"
"No way."
"gift."
"No way."
"..."
The two repeated this.
Lan Caiyi got up to her feet and slapped both of them on the ass.
"Oh." Piggy turned over, shrank into his father's arms, and then closed his mouth obediently.
Both Lan Caiyi and Fang Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.
Piggy tossed over and over again, and finally fell asleep in a daze.
Lan Caiyi and Fang Yuan also fell asleep in a daze.
At this moment, I suddenly heard the little guy yelling: "Present."
"No." Fang Yuan replied subconsciously.
Not only did her sleepiness scream away, she also screamed Lan Caiyi sober.
The two looked sideways and saw that Little Pig was sleeping.
It turned out that I was talking in a dream just now.
"Oh~"
The two of them sighed together behind Little Pig, and then laughed together.
Piggy may have heard the movement or had a good dream, and then he giggled a few times.
The little feet kicked around a few times, then turned over and continued to fall asleep again.
"Go to sleep." Fang Yuan said softly.
"good night."
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