My dad's life

"Hey, be careful with your hand, even if you lose if you touch me." Lan Caiyi stared at Fangyuan and said seriously.

"I didn't push you, so I can't touch it?" Fang Yuan was speechless.

"No."

When Fangyuan nearly succeeded several times in a row, Lan Caiyi re-formulated her rules of the game.

"If you don't touch it, don't touch it, do you think I can't catch the little chicken behind you?" Fangyuan smiled triumphantly.

"Bad eagle, I can't catch it." Xinxin stuck out her tongue at him from behind.

Xiaoshan also laughed at him.

"Look, a piglet is flying." Fang Yuan suddenly pointed to the side.

Lan Caiyi couldn't be fooled, and looked at him contemptuously, thinking that this little trick could also deceive people?

But she forgot the two little chickens behind her. Of course they believed it and immediately looked up.

Fang Yuan took this opportunity and rushed over, Lan Caiyi reacted and hurriedly opened his arms to stop him.

However, the two little chickens behind her didn't keep up with her movements, especially Xinxin, who reacted slowly at the end, was taken upside down and sat on the ground.

"Haha, the eagle caught you little chicken!" Fangyuan grabbed the little guy's arm triumphantly.

When the little guy was nervous, he let out two loud farts.

In an instant, everyone in the room was quiet.

"Hey, just play a game, you won't be scared of the fart, right?" Fang Yuan couldn't help laughing.

Talking and holding his nose to incite, it really smells so bad!

Then the whole family laughed.

The little guy was a bit shy, but when everyone laughed like this, she became annoyed and unhappy. The baby wanted to hit someone.

So she squeezed her little hand into a chicken mouth and poked it against Fangyuan's belly.

"I am an eagle, and you are the chicken." Fang Yuan reminded her, avoiding her hand.

"The baby is now a fighting chicken among the little chickens, don't run, and peck at you the big bad guy." The little guy chased after him angrily.

So two people ran one after another, turning around the dining table.

The little guy chased for a few laps, stopped panting, and looked at his short legs, and then at his father's long legs. He couldn't help but feel a little air barrier.

So he lowered his head, full of loss, and it was heartache to see Fangyuan.

Hurriedly ran over to hug her.

But before he squatted down, the little guy quickly reached out and pecked his belly a few times.

Then akimbo laughed triumphantly.

"Well, you, the fighting chicken, have won the big eagle." Fang Yuan knelt down and hugged her in his arms.

"You tell me, you haven't stink in a few days?" Fang Yuan asked.

"Hmm..." The little guy tilted his head and thought.

"Do you not know if you have any smell? Then tell me, you haven't eaten ice cream for a few days?"

"Two days." The little guy didn't want to answer.

Fangyuan: "..."

"Do you remember clearly what you ate, don't you know if you haven't gotten the smell for a few days?" Fang Yuan was also defeated by this little guy.

"Today should be the third day." Mother Fang said when she came out of the kitchen.

"It didn't stink for three days? I'll smell it, have you become a stinky baby?" Fang Yuan deliberately put his head on her body and smelled it.

"Does it smell?" The little guy asked innocently.

Fang Yuan was amused by her again, but still held back abruptly and said, "It's a bit smelly."

Hearing the words, the little guy put his arm in front of his nose and sniffed it seriously.

"But why can't the baby smell it?" The little guy was puzzled.

"It's also possible that you can't smell it yourself, I think you'd better go and get a stinky smell." Fang Yuan said to her, turning aside.

"Okay, then." The little guy reluctantly said that she didn't want to become a smelly baby.

"But, you have to go with me." The little guy took his hand.

"Huh...!" Fang Yuan was shocked, "Do you want to stun Dad?"

"Okay, you are waiting for me at the door." The little guy thought for a while, it seemed a bit stinky, so let him go!

So the eagle couldn't catch the chicks, and the little guy hid in the toilet to pull the smelly smell. This is not the most important thing. The most important thing must be standing at the door and not leaving.

"Hmm...well..., Dad, are you there?" the little guy hummed a few times and asked.

"I'm here." Fang Yuan pinched his nose weakly.

"Um... um..., Dad, don't sneak away." The little guy hummed and reminded.

"I know, I won't run."

But, the little guy is still a little worried, and it's a bit boring to pull the smelly smell.

"Do you think it's boring to stand there?" the little guy continued.

Fang Yuan was overjoyed when he heard this. Is this to let himself go?

"Yes, standing here is smelly and boring." So he said quickly.

"In this case, you can tell the baby a story? Then you will not be bored." After Xiaojia finished speaking, he immediately said "Uh...Uh..." several times.

Fang Yuan directly covered his face when he heard the words, and was speechless to refute.

When I looked up, I just saw Lan Caiyi standing in the distance, leaning against the wall, holding his arms and looking at him with a smile.

So Fang Yuan smirked and said to the little guy in the bathroom, "Why don't you let your mother come, your mother is the best telling story, and you are all girls, she can go in and accompany you directly, how good is that? "

"Huh..." The little guy heard it and was lost in thought. What Dad said seemed to make sense!

Lan Caiyi heard it too, put down her arm, and ran over angrily. She stretched out her hand to pinch him on the waist, and who would let him make trouble.

But as soon as she stretched out her arm, Fang Yuan was dragged over by others, and she was held in his arms.

"Why, there are so many people in the family, it's not good to see it." Lan Caiyi resisted a little bit shyly.

Fang Yuan smirked, and as soon as he was about to kiss him, he heard Xinxin yell from the bathroom again.

"I think it over, I don't want my mother to talk about it, it smells so bad here, it will smell like my mother." After thinking carefully, the little guy answered seriously.

Fangyuan: "@%*@@~@"

Lan Caiyi smiled triumphantly, and then kissed Fangyuan's face, broke free from his embrace, patted him on the shoulder, signaled him to work hard, turned and twisted his hips and left.

Fang Yuan's heart fluttered upward. This was playing with fire, so he stepped forward to catch up.

"Dad? Hurry up, um... um..." Fang Yuan felt cold water poured from his head, and all his desires disappeared.

When Fang Yuan’s fabricated story was halfway through, the little guy finally got rid of the stinky smell. He also let out a long sigh of relief. He still had to accompany him outside the door when he shit. What is it called?

After washing the little hands of the little guy, the little guy immediately stretched his arms to his father and asked him to smell that she was not a smelly baby anymore.

Fang Yuan pretended to smell it carefully, and then told her very seriously that now she is a sweet little baby again.

So the little guy happily took his father's hand and went out.

Just passing by the kitchen, seeing his mother Fang preparing dinner for the evening, she said, "Mom, don't cook meat these days. Get more vegetables. The little guy eats too much meat and is a little constipated."

"Hmm..." The little guy let go of his father's hand.

The battle chicken is ready to enter the battle again, and a new war begins, defeat this big bad guy who doesn't let himself eat meat.

In this windy and rainy weather, the room was full of laughter.