My dad's life

Xu Xinyuan is the director of a fashion magazine. He is handsome, rich, and talented. He is the best male god that many girls and girls dream of. The key is that he is single.

Xu Xinyuan's achievements today are inseparable from his hard work and self-discipline. Apart from work and entertainment, his greatest interest is staying at home.

He himself bought an apartment in Modu. It wasn't that he couldn't afford a house, but because he not only had the obsessive-compulsive disorder, but also the hygiene of the house.

So he stays at home, not playing with the computer or charging himself, but to tidy the house and clean.

The household items must be arranged neatly and the ground must be spotless, otherwise he will feel uncomfortable and feel uncomfortable all over his body.

This is true even at work. This is a quirk, but colleagues in the company think it is a manifestation of his professionalism. Especially some young girls find such men more attractive.

Sometimes he thought to himself, "MD, a group of mentally retarded."

In addition to doing hygiene at home, Xu Xinyuan also has a hobby, which is buying technology products, and likes to write some reviews and post them on the CBB forum.

This is a high-end forum focusing on luxury goods. It is not a rich second-generation, or industry elites, discussing hardware, automobiles, photography, luxury accessories, technology, and customized products.

It can be considered a very influential forum in the industry. Because he likes technology products, Xu Xinyuan also likes to post some reviews of technology products on the forum, and he is very famous.

Therefore, as a sweeping robot that can clean, he has no less than five or six brands in his family.

However, I am usually disappointed after I buy it. It is not as useful as the advertisement says. I don’t know if the cleaning is not clean. I often miss the cleaning. This is very uncomfortable.

On this day, he bought back a vacuum cleaner named "Xiaoyuan". The package says "Cross-era artificial intelligence products". Unfortunately, this brand of Blue Sky has never heard of it, which invisibly reduces its credibility. Quite a few, always give people a feeling of bragging.

However, it is on sale in Feitian small household appliances franchise stores, which adds to its credibility. Because the brand of Feitian is still very good in China, some small household appliances produced are also one of the most used brands by users.

When Xu Xinyuan returned home, he turned on the camera and placed it next to him, and then found a pair of gloves to wear. He was not afraid of breaking the machine, but for getting his hands dirty.

The sweeping robot looks quite satisfactory from the packaging, and there is no eye-catching feature, but the appearance of the sweeping robot inside makes him a little surprised.

The white round body looks like a whole, full of high-tech sense, Xu Xinyuan took it out of the box, there is a charging base and a manual below.

He didn't rush to turn on the machine immediately, but threw the package outside the door, sprayed the body with disinfectant again, and then carefully wiped it with a towel.

Only then took a long breath, he just held his breath subconsciously!

Then he opened the instructions.

The manual is just a piece of paper. It is very simple and looks like a copycat.

He couldn't help but think of a flattery when the clerk introduced him, he wouldn't be fooled, right?He is considered a regular customer, so he shouldn't!

But I bought everything, so I can’t take it back and return it, right?He doesn't have this habit.

So according to the instructions, I pressed the switch button of the spherical sweeping robot.

As the power was turned on, it lit up two lovely big eyes, emitting a light blue light.

After turning around, he swept his eyes up and down and then said: "I am Madoka the robot vacuum cleaner. I am too young. I am not very smart yet. I can’t tell who is my master. Master? Standing in front of me and telling me, Madoka, please take care of me, so that I can identify the permissions. "The cute childlike voice is like a six or seven year old child.

Xu Xinyuan was a little surprised that he was still able to talk between man and machine, so he said as the machine said: "Miao Yuan, please take care of me."

Following her voice, Madoka turned her big eyes to him immediately, "The recognition was successful. Madoka came to the master’s house for the first time. In the days to come, please take care of me. If you have any instructions, please Madoka told me at the beginning, otherwise I can’t recognize it. I’m still too young and not smart enough. I’m sorry I will study hard and grow up as soon as possible."

"Little circle, please take care of me." Xu Xinyuan said subconsciously.

"Master, you are too polite. May I ask what is your order now?" Xiaoyuan circled him around, as if she were really like a child.

As an experiencer of cutting-edge technology products, Xu Xinyuan has also played with other artificial intelligence machines. For example, the smart housekeeper in his house can turn on and off the TV, refrigerator, air conditioner, etc. through dialogue.

But that is just a rigid command execution. If the words are a little vague, they will not be recognized, and the language and response are too mechanical.

But when Madoka spoke, he heard the difference, feeling that it had its own logical thinking, so An Nai lowered the curiosity in his heart, and squatted down to communicate with it.

"Little Yuan, what functions do you have?" Xu Xinyuan asked.

"Master, what do you want to do? Xiaoyuan is a robot cleaner. The main function is to help the owner clean. I'm still young and don't accept extra work." Xiaoyuan blinked pitifully with her big eyes.

Seeing the robot's vivid tone and expression, Xu Xinyuan was shocked, so he adjusted the camera again.

Then conducted various conversations with Xiaoyuan, analyzed its intelligence, and tested its home hygiene cleaning function and real-time monitoring capabilities.

After the test, it can be said that Xiaoyuan's intelligence is completely beyond Xu Xinyuan's imagination.

So that night, there was a post titled "An epoch-making intelligent product produced by a company with intellectual disabilities." on the CBB forum.

In this post, through pictures and short videos, a comprehensive analysis of Xiaoyuan’s intelligence is carried out.

Including the content of the dialogue, fuzzy language judgment, the accuracy of command execution, etc., the whole process is a word of praise.

However, at the end of the post, the company called "Sky Blue Machinery" used such a high-level smart chip in a sweeper, which is simply a horror.

There are even suggestions for products that can be converted without barriers.

Among them, there are autonomous driving, manufacturing, drones, logistics, etc., and even some entertainment facilities such as smart pets and smart girlfriends. No matter from which point of view, they are definitely more promising than sweepers. What is it that is not mentally retarded?

Xu Xinyuan is still very important in the CBB forum. His evaluation has aroused everyone’s interest. Some people who don’t lack money quickly started one. As Xu Xinyuan said, even if this intelligent sweeping robot does not have a sweeping function, But artificial intelligence is worth it.

So the bought ones naturally went to the forum for a while, and the enthusiasm was inadvertently fired up.

But soon everyone discovered a new way to play the robot vacuum-DIY.

Because there are many big elbows in the forum, the favorite is DIY products. When they get the robot cleaner, they can't avoid being disassembled and analyzed.

Although they couldn't crack the internal program code, they still couldn't stop their enthusiasm. Soon they discovered a loophole in the sweeping robot.

Except for the voice dialogue itself, all functions can be turned off through the dialogue, such as sweeping function, household hygiene monitoring function, mobile function and so on.

So they disassembled the core chip of Xiaoyuan directly, and installed it in the figure model, silicone product, etc.

Only keep the dialogue function, this is completely exploded, this is the smart girlfriend template that the otaku dreams of.

You can also personalize Xiaoyuan's name, voice, and language through the official APP of the sweeper.

So some people see business opportunities and buy a robot cleaner to disassemble the chip, and then customize a smart girlfriend. The price is naturally extremely high, but it is still sought after by the majority of otaku.

So the sweeping robot became completely popular on the Internet.

This way of fire is beyond everyone's expectations.