My Death God Roommate

"Dirty marriage? Is there really a sacred marriage? It is found in science that sacred marriages are deceptive."

Hao Jiefang was amused by Sang Yu, got up and patted Murong on the shoulder: "I'm leaving now."

"it is good."

Sang Tong explained patiently: "There are indeed many false marriages nowadays. That's because there are too few people who are truly capable of communicating the Yin. Gradually, the dark marriage has become a ritual to comfort the living."

A glimmer of expectation flashed in Sang Yu's eyes: "Then what will happen to Liu Hongde after he gets married? Will he die?"

Sang Tong shook his head: "It's not that simple. In ancient times, it was generally believed that the daughter who did not leave the pavilion died, and the family would be unlucky, and if the male in the family died without getting married, he could not be buried in the ancestral grave, so the marriage was born. Yes, there are two types of implied marriage: the first is a ritual type, which is for the living. It does not require yin or the consent of the deceased. Only one of them needs to hold the rooster and live in the coffin for one night. The second type is substantive. It requires the birthdates of both men and women, and a person who can communicate with Yin. The marriage certificate of the two is submitted to the netherworld, and after the approval of the underworld, it is stamped with the big seal of the capital. Married."

"Then Yang Keer and Liu Hongde belong to the second type? Does it have any effect on Yang Keer?"

Sang Tong sighed: "I can only say that money is really rich to make ghosts tortured. Once this kind of marriage is reached, Yang Keer can live with Liu Hongde without reincarnation before Liu Hongde's life is over. At the same time, as time goes by, Liu Hongde will gradually feel the existence of Yang Keer, and even see her; he and Yang Keer will maintain a husband-and-wife relationship until Liu Hongde is reborn after his life."

"Ah? Isn't Yang Kerr miserable then?"

"Why do you say that?"

"That... Sister Tongtong, have you forgotten? Liu Hongde asked you to destroy Yang Keer before!"

"Well, it's almost time. Let's go to the shop and see what Liu Hongde said before making a decision."

Mu Rong stopped Sang Tong: "Wait a moment, I haven't finished speaking yet."

...

After listening, Sang Tong was silent for a while, and said: "From the perspective of Liu Hongde, he can indeed do such a thing."

"Are we still helping Liu Hongde?"

"Take people's money,..."

Mu Rong became angry: "Do you want to help such a person?"

"I want to take care of him because he is such a person. If we don't care, he will definitely look for someone else. If he finds someone who is unreasonable and domineering, Yang Keer will be in danger."

"Then what are you going to do?"

"Whatever he wants, I will let him get what he wants and call Ameow."

When everyone came to Zhazhishop, Liu Hongde wore a big red dress and hovered at the door holding a bottle of Bodhisattva.

Sang Tong showed contempt: No wonder the door **** and the kitchen **** are unwilling to intervene. As the saying goes, honest officials are hard to cut off housework. These two gods are Liu Hongde's house gods, and keeping his life is considered as benevolent.

Liu Hongde trot all the way to Sang Tong: "Master, you can come, I think about it, I am willing to cooperate with you, but this time you have to trust me!"

Sang Tong smiled and said, "No need for Mr. Liu. I also thought about it when I went back. This is your privacy, not to mention, take money from people, I will help you solve the female ghost."

"Really? You are really a living Bodhisattva who saves people from suffering. If you do it for me, I will go back to my hometown and offer you auspicious lamps!"

Sang Tong coldly refused: "No, I'm afraid of losing my life."

Liu Hongde smiled awkwardly, and followed into the paper shop.

Sang Tong didn't want to be verbose with Liu Hongde, so he took out a bottle of eye drops from his bag: "This is a special ox's tear. After you drop it, you can see ghosts."

"This... what do you do with this?"

"I will use spiritualism later to bring the female ghost's soul to annihilate in one fell swoop. Seeing is believing. I want Mr. Liu to watch me do it with his own eyes, so that you can rest assured."

Liu Hongde took the bull's tears and looked at the transparent bottle in his hand without speaking.

Mu Rong, Sang Tong and Sang Yu looked at Liu Hongde quietly, this was his last chance.

Under Su Sifang's persuasion, Sang Tong decided to give Liu Hongde one last chance. If he offered to let Yang Ke'er go, then she would find a way to terminate the marriage. Su Sifang was responsible for overtaking Yang Ke'er.

If he didn't mention it or even was willing to watch Yang Ke'er die in smoke, then everything that happened in the future would be his own responsibility.

"Grandmaster……"

"Ok."

"Does this eye drops have a sanitary certificate? Doesn't it affect my eyesight if I drop it on my eyes?"

Mu Rong snorted coldly, while Sang Tong grabbed the eye drops and put two drops in her eyes. She really should let Su Sifang come together to see this filthy humanity.

Seeing Sang Tong had used it, Liu Hongde also dropped two drops, Mu Rong walked to the back of the house, and Sang Yu followed.

She was afraid that if she stayed any longer, she could not help but denounce this black-hearted and extinct man; she was not afraid of confronting Liu Hongde head-on, but was afraid that Sang Tong could see the trouble.

Mu Rong handed the body to Sang Yu. After the soul came out of his body, he dialed A Miao's phone, confessed a few words, and asked her to act.

Sang Tong put up the sign of closing the business, and put up a spirit-calling formation decently, pointing to the circle drawn with cinnabar on the ground: "The female ghost will walk into this circle by herself in a while, don't worry, she has no ability to hurt you anymore. Up."

"Thank you Master."

Sang Tong's posture was full, with words in his mouth, walking around the altar.

It shook the golden bell again, spitting rice, and breathing fire, like the Maoshan Taoist priest in the movie, but he also successfully bluffed Liu Hongde.

"The female ghost is in a rush, like a law!"

With a cry, the wind was blowing loudly outside the house, and the indoor temperature dropped a few degrees. Liu Hongde called and hid behind Sang Tong holding the Guanyin Xiang.

This scumbag was so clever and confused for a while, he didn't want to think, Sang Tong didn't know the name of the female ghost, and didn't know the eight characters of the female ghost's birthday. If this can also attract spirits, I am afraid that all the ghosts in Shanyang City will come.

"Yang Ke'er" lowered her head, her long hair covered her face, still wearing the stained dress, as if being dragged by something, slowly walked in.

Liu Hongde's eyes widened, his mouth was tightly covered, his heart beating wildly.

Sang Tong jumped in front of "Yang Keer" and shook the golden bell in his hand: "The female ghost returns quickly!"

"Yang Keer" paused for a while, followed the lead of Sang Tong and walked into the cinnabar circle.

"Ah!" Yang Keer let out a painful cry as soon as he stepped into the circle, and suddenly raised his head, revealing a **** face with seven holes.

The ringtone paused for a moment, and Sang Tong looked at "Yang Keer" in surprise. It seemed that there was no such scene in the script!

That's right, the woman in front of me is a ghost, but not Yang Keer.

In order to completely dispel Liu Hongde's doubts and convince him that Yang Keer has been eliminated, Sang Tong came up with an idea: let A Miao pretend that Yang Keer accompany her in a play.

A Miao is a rootless soul. Although this soul is weak, it also has its unique advantages. As long as Sang Tong moves a little, A Miao can become anyone's appearance.

Sang Tong put down the bell and picked up a bottle of spray. It contained a mixture of black cat blood and crocodile tears. It was used to test the good and evil of the soul. If the sprayed soul did not harm people, the flame would automatically go out. , Otherwise it will be burned out.

Sang Tong sprayed her once in order to test whether Ah Miao is qualified to stay with Sang Yu.

"Bold female ghost, in a vain attempt to kill people, today I will walk for the sky!"

According to the setting: Next, A Miao only needs to run out with the tip of the fire, and then she tells Liu Hongde that the female ghost has been wiped out, and the scene is over.

However, what Sang Tong never expected was that Ah Miao actually added to himself!

"Wait a minute!"

Ah Miao raised her palm to block the spray port, and under Sang Tong's surprised gaze, she said, "Let me say a few words and it's never too late to die."

"……You said."

Ah Miao stared at Liu Hongde fiercely, and cursed: "Liu Hongde, you scumbag, cheating for money and sex, my old lady will not let you off if you are a ghost!"

Liu Hongde was frightened back and forth again and again: "Master, Master is about to destroy her, she is going to harm people again!"

"I made your grandma a leg! Are you a human? Don't insult this one, pooh! You scum, bitch, one thing I regret most in my life is that you didn't burst your eggs! "

"Ah!!!" Sang Tong saw that Ah Miao said more and more, and immediately pressed the spray.

A cyan flame wrapped Ah Miao and burned.

Ah Miao stomped her feet in pain, indicating that Sang Tong hadn't finished her performance yet, and Sang Tong decisively pressed the spray again.

A Miao prepared a speech on the way, but Sang Tong didn't let her finish. Master Mu Rong told her that the flame could only burn for 30 seconds and could not continue.

She did not forget the identity Young children can be students, **** to Liu Hongde, screaming: "!! Sonofthebitch fuckU" Having braved one fire, she ran out.

Sang Yu and Mu Rong hid behind the door, they were close together, peeking through the narrow door, Mu Rong lightly hooked the corner of his mouth, and Sang Yu almost laughed.

Mu Rong quickly clasped Sang Yu's shoulders, covering her mouth.

Sang Yu's body trembled slightly, her lips rubbed against Mu Rong's palms, and the heat from his nasal breath was placed on Mu Rong's fingers. Mu Rong's body was stiff. Is the warehouse too crowded? How did she feel a little How hot?

Ah Miao said what Sang Yu wanted to say, and her words became more intense, which relieved her from a heavy day. She relaxed her body, letting Murong surround herself and leaned back.

Sang Tong helped Liu Hongde: "Mr. Liu is relieved now?"

"She ran away?"

"No, the ashes are gone. As long as it is touched by my ghost spray, the fire will not go out. It will burn until her ashes are gone."

"Really?"

"Didn't you see it just now? Why, don't you believe me?"

"No, no, you really helped me a lot. How much is your spray? Can you sell me two bottles?"

Sang Tong gritted his teeth and replied with a smile: "Five hundred thousand a bottle, how many bottles does Mr. Liu want? If you buy ten bottles at a time, I can give you a 20% discount."

The author has something to say: what do the babies want this scumbag? Speak for my reference?