My Destiny Illustrated Book of Shape Moon

In ancient Mesopotamia, there were gods in the sky, Hades underground, and above the earth, the most ancient heroic king ruled his people.

His name is Gilgamesh, the protagonist of the oldest epic poem of mankind, "The Epic of Gilgamesh". He has two-thirds of divinity and one-third of humanity, a "wedge of heaven" that connects humans and gods.

In his youth, he was violent and arrogant. He fought wantonly and placed his accumulated wealth next to the high throne.

However, after searching for the elixir of immortality to no avail, the man laughed heartily and came to the conclusion that "when everything is over, there will be nothing left in his hands" and returned to being a wise king who ruled the people. , standing proudly above the kingdom of Uruk.

——Yes, the person standing in front of Airei at this moment is not the tyrant in his youth that Shuoyue encountered in the Fourth Holy Grail War, but the king who has returned from the underworld and is ready to realize that he will shoulder the future of all people. Gilgamesh.

Not a tyrant, but a wise king.

Not a servant (familiar), but a hero.

But, as always, there is no dealing with the Mistress of Heaven named ‘Ishtar’.

"Why didn't you speak? Is it because I was caught red-handed and was too ashamed to say anything?"

The white scarf fluttered. Knowing that the girl in front of him was a god, the wise king walked forward without changing his expression, and gradually narrowed the distance: "I am very busy, don't waste my time. If you want to commit suicide, just apologize." Just do it, I will applaud and celebrate as much as possible,"

There is nothing wise about such a tone.

Ailei held the slate tightly in her hand. If what she showed at this moment was not her true appearance, she would have vented her shame by randomly placing the treasures.

I thought I had done it unnoticed, but it turned out that I was discovered so easily, and that I was the king of a country who could not be destroyed humanely... My image as a goddess was about to collapse!

"Huh?" The wise king of Uruk walked closer and looked down at the annoying guy who was said to be the patron saint of the city of Uruk. In fact, he never came here except to cause trouble and play games. After a moment, he raised his eyebrows. , the bright red snake eyes locked on the clay tablet in the goddess's hand.

"This is... the report that Siduri is preparing to submit tomorrow." After muttering, Gilgamesh stretched out his hand as a matter of course, "Give it back to me."

"..." Ailei was silent. Gilgamesh didn't care when he saw this and reached out to take it.

Then, he didn't move.

The wise king with strength C VS the goddess of the underworld with strength A, a miserable defeat.

"Huh?" It was only then that the wise king realized something was wrong. He raised his head and looked at Ishtar, the woman with whom he had been entangled -

The black twin ponytails are as smooth as satin, with a large golden crown on her head. The strapless white gold tube top outlines her very sorry chest, but her slender exposed waist, slender and smooth legs, and short to Hot pants that can't be any shorter, but they highlight the ultimate charm of this goddess.

There is no doubt that this is the hateful goddess who is annoying, romantic, does whatever she wants but is doted on by the gods, but there is still something fundamentally abnormal about her.

...Yes, those eyes.

The pair of red eyes that should have looked like a demon now actually reflected a lovable look like a stag.

That, absolutely cannot be Ishtar.

"Who are you?" Gilgamesh held the clay tablet in his left hand and put his right hand behind his back, holding the sharp battle ax silently. "Why did you sneak into the tower in the image of this guy?"

"Huh..." The goddess in front of her closed her eyes and took a deep breath, but she still hesitated and couldn't speak.

"Hey! My time is precious," Gilgamesh said dissatisfiedly. "If you have any questions, just say it. If you continue to pester me, I will use the king's cannon to blast you and the tower clean!"

Faced with Gilgamesh's aggressiveness, Airei turned her face away, then opened her lips slightly and whispered: "I, I have something I want to investigate. Is there anything here..."

"No."

“Are there any books on how to deal with uninvited guests?”

"Hey, is this what I said?"

"This is really important to me!"

"How important is it? No, wait, you put the clay tablet down for me first." The Xian King looked at the clay tablet that had cracks due to the goddess's brute force, and his eyes twitched.

"Very, very important! Even now I am worried about this matter. I will definitely not be able to sleep today!" Ailei closed her eyes and replied very childishly, like a well-behaved kindergarten child arguing with the teacher.

"That's really serious. After all, even the dwarf marmoset knows how to deal with bad visitors. Clay Tablet."

"No!" Ai Lei shook her head vigorously.

"That was prepared by my priest..."

“No pygmy marmoset!”

"What does this have to do with me! Anyway, quickly get the clay tablet——"

Click click click.

As the wise king and the goddess competed, the newly dried clay tablets screamed.

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"..." Gilgamesh's temples were beating suddenly, but for the sake of the clay tablet made by Siduri, he still endured it, "I understand! Don't go rummaging through things, I tell you. That’s it! It’s just an uninvited guest. Just drive him away!”

"But I can't beat him..." Ai Lei felt aggrieved.

"Then I, the king, have nothing to do with it -" Looking at the clay tablet that could no longer hold on, Gilgamesh turned around and said, "Ahem, but if you really have nothing to do, I have some options. One way."

"What method?"

"Fight."

"???" Ailei tilted her head in confusion, and the wise king of Uruk recalled something, and the corner of his mouth curled slightly, "Anyway, the king and Enkidu became friends through fighting, so maybe you can do it too?"

"So... that's it?" Ailei blinked her eyes. Although she felt that the wise king was fooling her, she always felt that there was some truth in it.

Could it be that this is really possible?

- Of course it's fake. First of all, Gilgamesh and Enkidu did not expel each other after the battle, but became close friends. Secondly, if Enkidu's gender was confirmed to be female, then Miss En might have lost her virginity to Mr. Jin for many years.

It was just a casual trick by Gilgamesh to keep the clay tablet, but Ailei, who was as innocent as a blank sheet of paper, really believed it.

"So, now, can you return the clay tablet to me?"

"Hmm? Ah! Sorry!" After returning the clay tablet to Gilgamesh, Ailei hurriedly drove the Tianlinlin away from Uruk, leaving the wise king alone holding the clay tablet and looking at the direction she left.

"The divinity and face have not changed. No matter where they are, they all meet the characteristics of the goddess Ishtar, but there are obvious differences in the spiritual structure..." The red snake eyes flowed with the luster of wisdom, and the wise king with clairvoyance quickly recognized a possibility.

"The mistress of the sky... and the mistress of the earth? In other words, the underworld? Someone broke into the underworld, and the ruler of the underworld couldn't do anything to him? How is it possible? Even I have to restrain my breath in the underworld and stay honestly... cough cough."

"But, apart from this, it is impossible for someone to occupy the body of that goddess, and perform so smoothly that I was deceived for a short time."

After sorting out the possible things, Jin Shanshan's mouth curled up a wicked smile, and his eyes became happy.

"Interesting, so there is not only the underworld, but also a guy who can make the goddess of the underworld helpless? Interesting, really interesting, I didn't expect that there are such warriors in Uruk ruled by this king! Then find an opportunity in the next few days to go to the underworld to see the show!"

Gilgamesh thought about it and set his eyes on the thick stack of clay tablets on the altar, saying that going to hell is as easy as a private visit.

The light of dawn fell on the sky, outlining the handsome face of the king and the dark circles under his eyelids that were too thick to be removed.

As for the method-start by dealing with these things in one night.

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Just fight... Is this what is called "no fight, no acquaintance"?

But we fought a few times at the beginning, and it always felt that it didn't work?

He is still so unscrupulous, and I also want to drive him away and let him leave the underworld...

Emm, yes, is it like this?

Thinking about Gilgamesh's words, Ailei drove the Tianlinlin back to Mount Ebifu, threw this body into the pile of gems and laid on the ground, and then released the connection with divinity.

[Divinity sinking]

[Switching between inner and outer consciousness...]

[Switching successfully]

The moment she opened her eyes, Ailei's eyes were suddenly dazzled. Before she could see clearly what was happening, she heard a burst of passionate music whistling.

"Hey, young men!"

Then, colorful laser lights that could blind the audience burst out from the darkness, and with a scream and cheer, four dark blue flames slowly rose.

With the rhythm of Dong Cha Cha, Dong Cha Cha, from the smoke, you can barely see the zombies transformed by the Garula spirits. They are covered with oil from nowhere, naked, and move their bodies to the music, singing and dancing:

"Young men!"

"There's no need to feel down, I say young man!"

Hey, young people, you don't have to be depressed!

You can live here, I'm sure you will be very happy!

"It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A!"

"——Y!M!C!A!"

With the high-pitched music, the Garula spirits manipulated the rotten corpses, some doing backflips, some pulling their hips, or twisting their bodies randomly, dancing around the young man in a black robe and a mask, so happy.

What's more terrible is that even the souls living in the gun cages are restless, driven by this powerful song to dance wildly, and even condensed into a few big guys wearing very little cloth, with salty eyes, obscene smiles, begging and hateful movements, constantly throwing kisses at the young man.

An indescribable hot breath and a weird atmosphere that makes normal people shudder mixed together, rushing towards the goddess of the underworld.

Ai Lei, stunned in place.

What the hell is this? What's going on? How did you do it?

The three questions of life suddenly squeezed into my mind, and then turned into countless black question marks rising from my forehead... In the end, it became a question from the heart.

Who did you learn this skill of singing and dancing without saying anything? Is my underworld a resting place for souls or a gay club dance hall?

This guy must be stopped.

She was clearly aware of this, but in this indescribable mental pollution, Ailei only felt waves of powerful breaths coming towards her like waves, as if overwhelming the eternity, obliterating the avenue, making her dare not move. .

It wasn't until the transformed Garula spirits finally discovered their mistress, looked at each other in confusion, and dispersed in a crowd that Shuo Yue clapped her hands, ended her wonderful act of online DJing, and looked at Ai, who had noticed it long ago. Miss Lei:

"Hey, why is the Lord of the Underworld looking for me so late at night? Did I disturb the harmony of the neighborhood by dancing in the square at night?"

Damn square dance, if your nuclear missile-level mental pollution is also counted, the Chinese aunts would have ruled the world long ago!

Ailei was holding something in her mouth and couldn't spit it out, her face turned red: "How did you do it?"

"What? Oh, you mean the performance just now?" Shuo Yue looked back, "The high-power sound and ambient lights projected, the scene effects decorated with the flames of the valley, and the large stage of the underworld temporarily converted from a temple, Come if you are destined..."

After a pause, the young man's smile became cheerful: "Of course, the most important thing to thank is the temporarily recruited extras (Galula spirits). They are hard-working, down-to-earth and conscientious, and they gave us a perfect performance. Show. Thank you, thank you all!”

The magician waved his hand with a smile, and the Garula spirits who cared not only about food but also about fighting immediately gathered around him like loyal dogs, circling around him as if Shuoyue was the real master of the underworld.

——Very good, this underworld is completely unavailable.

Ailei's eyes became hollow: "By the way, what did you ask just now?"

"The first sentence?" Shuo Yue didn't understand what it meant, "Hey, why is the Lord of the Underworld looking for me so late? It's..."

"I want to fight with you, bastard!"

For the first time in her life, the goddess of the underworld lost all grace and cursed angrily. As the blood gathered under the boundless cold air, the Garula spirits fled in all directions, while their queen rose into the sky and merged into the cocoon of light. Finally, the monster bride's figure was condensed.

But this time, she held the flowing brilliant light in her hands.

This is the incarnation of the protection of the underworld and the manifestation of the supreme authority of the underworld!

"No matter what the shining golden king said, I really want to beat you up right now!"

The monster bride opened her mouth and let out a silent roar. She lit up her glorious spear and a crack quickly spread towards Shuo Yue. Before he could react, a stone pillar rose up and pushed him away!

The spear of glory swept past, but the light of spiritual fire rose up, taking Shuo Yue to avoid the goddess's sweep.

"Having said that, there's still no way to tell the winner between you and me, right?" Shuo Yue didn't fight back, she just dodged the group of stone pillars with ease, then stepped on the shoulder of the monster bride, but was swept away by her unhappily.

"After all, the authority of the underworld has been completely analyzed by me. Without suppression, even if I face the goddess, I will not fall behind, right?"

"Stop talking about it!" Ai Lei in the monster bride's body gritted her teeth and raised the gun of glory, "There is no bright sky, no bright earth, no flower soil - there is nothing here, but even so, I swear in my heart Territory to protect!”

The glorious transformation, the light spear that tells the story of the nobility of God, turns into the red thunder of brutal conquest, and the goddess who symbolizes death unfolds her most ferocious power.

"This is my kingdom of death, a magician from a foreign country. I don't allow you to disturb at will, let alone... do such a thing!"

Grievance, anger, even traces of disgust... When the soul of the goddess appeared in Shuo Yue's eyes, he finally suppressed the frivolous smile on his face.

"Is that so? This kind of modern art is still too advanced... I obviously want to choreograph the performance carefully to please the goddess of the underworld."

The hurricane messed up the young man's white hair, and he rubbed his chin in distress, rarely showing any guilt.

"Yeah, yeah, now I really made the little angel angry."

On the other hand, Ailei had already thrown Jin Shining's words out of the sky no matter what Shuo Yue thought. She just pointed the tip of her spear at Wantan just to vent her anger and inexplicable disappointment. A reckless magician.

"Nammu Abzu Gugalanna!"

The red thunder spear, which called out the name that originated from Mesopotamian mythology and contained the power of the underworld, hit the unsuspecting young man's body.

boom!