My disciples come from Earth

[Let's talk about marriage. You can't recognize the truth of some people and some things until the end]

I am Da Gou. What happened recently really made me feel uncomfortable, so I came to talk to you.

Half a year ago, my wife and I walked to the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau. I want to tell you what happened to me in the past six months.

At that time, we went through the divorce procedures at the Civil Affairs Bureau.

After signing my name, I silently handed the divorce agreement to my wife. My wife took the paper silently and tore it into pieces.

I was shocked: "Didn't we agree on it? What are you doing?"

My wife said: "You still owe me 70,000. Pay the debt and we'll divorce."

I left dejectedly without saying a word.

When I got home, my wife took out a pen and paper and asked me to write an IOU. I didn't argue. I wrote an IOU and threw it to her, gritting my teeth and said: "I will pay you back!"

My wife said: "I'll wait. If you pay back the money, we'll divorce."

I was not a mediocre person. I quit a big company and set up a small factory by myself. The money was borrowed at that time, mostly from relatives and friends. Because I was smart and able to endure hardships, the small factory started quickly and developed smoothly, and soon accumulated more than 2 million yuan in assets. But just when I was about to pay off everyone's debts, an accident turned my factory into ashes.

After cleaning up the family assets, in addition to the 70,000 yuan given by my wife at the beginning, I still owed more than 400,000 yuan. I really didn't have the courage and energy to start from scratch again. What's more, I didn't start from scratch cleanly, and there were still a lot of debts. So I decided to escape. I didn't want to drag my wife down, so I pestered her for a divorce.

At this time, a friend found me and took the initiative to lend me 100,000 yuan.

The friend said: "You are a person who wants face, don't let me down."

I used the 100,000 yuan to rent a stall in the mall, and worked diligently to do business, getting up early and going to bed late and suffering all kinds of hardships, and the money soon gathered in my pocket again.

During this period, the friend who lent me the money came to visit me from time to time when I was separated from my wife, and brought me some food and daily necessities, which touched me very much.

Two years later, I not only expanded my business, but also had some extra money, so I decided to repay my debts one by one.

This time I decided not to repay my wife's money first, and wait until everyone's money was paid off, then I would repay her, and then divorce, and do business quietly in the future.

I first found those who owed less money, and paid back 3,000 or 5,000 yuan.

What I didn't expect was that the other party said to me in surprise: "Didn't you pay it back before? Why are you paying it back for the second time?"

I asked who paid it back, and they said, your wife.

The second and third families said the same thing, all of them said the same thing.

Finally, I found the friend who lent me the money again, and the friend smiled and said to me: "The 100,000 yuan was originally given by your wife, and I let me lend it to you. In addition, the food and daily necessities were also bought by your wife and asked me to give it to you on her behalf."

I was shocked at the time: Where did she get these hundreds of thousands of yuan? I was shocked. I didn't expect that the wife I hated was using this method to save herself!

I wanted to rush home and kneel down in front of her to apologize.

I even sat opposite her, but I only said one sentence: "Where did you get so much money?"

My wife said: "I sold your accounts of [Honor of Kings], [League of Legends], DNF and [Fantasy Westward Journey]. There are still a lot of equipment and skins in them. I changed a lot of money, about 4 million RMB. I really don't understand you gamers. You are so poor and still tossing."

Me: "Fuck! Although I gave up these four games, the money is what I plan to use to pay for the recharge system of "Xiaoyao Baye"!!!" (Manual dog head)

This long article [Dog shit is not delicious when it's cold] suddenly blew up all the players who were lurking in the group.

[Big Turtle who eats a lot]: Fuck, I said that Dog God is obviously a famous rich second generation in the circle and a super game enthusiast, how come he started a business. I thought I remembered it wrong, but it turned out to be a big turn at the end.

[Sprayer Shell]: Fortunately, I am an experienced driver, I flipped to the bottom directly (funny/funny)

[My car is out of gas]: Xiu'er, is that you?

[Naughty to take off]: The ending caught me off guard.

[The rooster will bounce down]: The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and the waterway here is nine links.

[Ge Pingfanren]: Dog God, you are a cow standing upside down, awesome!

[Close the door and let the dog shit go]: 6666666666666, the ability of the dog god is beyond our reach!

[Don't miss him coming back]: Pour Xiu'er a cup of dog shit coffee!

[Hengyuanxiang Sheep Sheep]: Pikachu's skin.

[I will kick you to death gently]: Dog God's article is really on point, it turns out that if you don't read to the end of some things, you can't see the truth! Hahahaha!

[Education Chrysanthemum Head]: Damn it, I actually cried, and the ending turned out to be like this! ! !

[Calling Director]: My eyes were wet at the end, but I didn’t expect you to be such a dog god (disdain)

[Daily Life]: I took off my pants, and you showed me this? ?

[One Day is One Day]: Dog God, you are such a genius phone watch! ! !

[Wind Blows Chrysanthemums Bloom]: Third brother, bring me my Qinglong Yanyue Sword, I want to peel an apple for Xiuer!

When Li Xiaoyao first watched it, he also thought it was a tragic love story, but who would have thought that the ending would take such a big turn?

I've already taken out the tissue, and you show me this?

Li Xiaoyao had the urge to strangle him. But considering his love for the Xiaoyao Sect, he'll let him go for once.

But what made Li Xiaoyao even more puzzled was, are all the idiots in this Guapi Kingdom so strange? Too tortuous, right?

Just then, a new message appeared, and it was sent by the Dog God.

[Dog God]: The dog planner of "Xiaoyao Hegemony", did you see it? I originally prepared several million to spend krypton gold, but because you fixed the so-called bug today, I couldn't brush the contribution value, and my strategy became invalid, and I lost face! I decided not to charge!

Dog planner, look here, these millions are here [picture] [picture] [picture], the money that can't fit in three pictures, gone! Do you feel sad? You deserve it! ! You let me look at my strategy to fix the bug.

Dog planner, fix my bug, the sky is angry, the people are resentful, and the gods are angry! ! !

Under his message, there was a unanimous "support".

[I wonder why the dog god is so irritable today. It turns out that he wants to confront the planner! I raise my five hands to support! ]

[Planner, I advise you to be kind! ]

[Planner, take the dog head, feed your conscience to the dog! ]

[Support +1]

[Support! ]

[Support! ]

Li Xiaoyao was originally complacent about his handling of the situation today, but when he saw this situation, he clearly caused public outrage in the Guapi Kingdom.

Li Xiaoyao saw that they were getting more and more rude, so he wanted to speak for himself in the group.

[The most beautiful man in the world]: That can't be said. If everyone goes to do task one, then who will do task five? If no one does it, won't the Xiaoyao Sect's palace be unfinished? From this perspective, it is correct for the planner to fix the bug, and it is wise and powerful!

As soon as Li Xiaoyao sent this message, it immediately stirred up a hornet's nest.

[What's going on? Someone is still speaking for the dog planner? 】

【Dude, are you stupid? This is a game. Have you ever heard of a game where the plot cannot proceed because no one is doing a task? 】

【By the way, who is this brother? Do you know him? 】

【No one】

【I don’t know him either】

【 @Dog God, there is a spy among us! 】

【Dog God】: Brother, reveal your game nickname, or I will kick you out!

Li Xiaoyao was a little anxious when he heard this, because he did sneak in, and he didn’t have any game nickname. He couldn’t tell them that he was Li Xiaoyao.

At this time, he concentrated on thinking and thought of a popular language system he learned on the Internet in the Guapi Kingdom in the past two days - "Mingxue".

This "Mingxue" is said to be invented by a famous person named Huang in their Guapi Kingdom, and this famous person named Huang also has a popular wife, who is affectionately called "Big Baby" by the Guapi people.

In these few days, "Mingxue" has been all the rage in the Guapi Kingdom.

The four-character principle of "Mingxue" is "openly covering the sky, openly holding power, and clearly prohibiting", and Li Xiaoyao feels that this is also in line with his style. He thought that one day, maybe he could discuss experience with the founder of "Mingxue".

Li Xiaoyao believes that as long as he uses "Mingxue" in his speech, he will definitely be able to convince others.

Li Xiaoyao has a superb memory. Recalling the words he saw on the Internet, he immediately organized his language with "Mingxue".

[The Most Beautiful Man in the World]: Listen to me, I won't reveal your nickname.

[Dog God]: How can I be sure if you are an internal test player if you don't reveal your nickname?

[The Most Beautiful Man in the World]: I don't think this is a problem, I have the final say on this matter!

[Dog God]: ? ? ? Brother, if you don't reveal your nickname, we can't confirm your identity.

[The Most Beautiful Man in the World]: This is your problem, you must solve it!

[Dog God]: I think you may be crazy, go to the hospital quickly.

[The Most Beautiful Man in the World]: I don't care what you think, I want what I think.

[Dog God]: Brother, you are playing with me, right? If you don't talk properly, I will kick you out!

[The Most Handsome Man in the World]: Stop making trouble, just like that, listen to me!

[Dog God]:

[The Most Handsome Man in the World]: Listen to me.

[Dog God]: Listen to what?

[The Most Handsome Man in the World]: Listen to me!

Ding~[The Most Handsome Man in the World] has been kicked out of the group by the group owner and permanently blocked.

"Strange, there is nothing wrong with the "Mingxue" I used, why did you kick me out?"

On the top of the Black Mountain, Li Xiaoyao sat in a small shabby house, looking at the computer screen in front of him and feeling very confused.

It seems that melon peel is still a fickle creature.

Li Xiaoyao finally came to such a conclusion.