When long Yufan came to the Firebird club, he found Li Wei sitting on the ground with his stomach in his hand and laughing, while Zhu Zhiping was sitting in the chair beside him, looking embarrassed, as if he was helpless. "Li Wei, what's the matter? What's so funny? " Long Yufan asked curiously.

"Ha ha ha, brother long, I'm laughing to death. I haven't been so funny. I can't laugh any more. If I laugh again, I'll die." Li Wei got up from the ground.

"What's going on? Talk about it, "longyufan asked.

Zhu Zhiping quickly said to Li Wei: "Viagra, you can't say, this can't tell others."

"Hehe, Zhiping, in fact, it's nothing. Longge is not an outsider. He knows nothing." Li Wei sat back in his chair and said with a smile. "Brother long, in fact, it's nothing. A few days ago, Zhiping met a girl in other places. He thought he had found a treasure, but he didn't expect that when he went to bed with the girl, he found something wrong the next day."

"Is there a problem?" Seeing Li Wei's smile, long Yufan could not help but ask again: "can't that girl be a human demon?" Zhu Zhiping has nothing to do with him. It is estimated that he can not get any good role.

"Long Yufan, who do you think I am? Can I, Zhu Zhiping, be so bad? " Zhu Zhiping said a little angry. In fact, that girl is good, a little bit beautiful, so when he got to the girl, he immediately went to open the room. Zhu Zhiping is still a "department level cadre". Of course, he is extremely anxious. He didn't expect that the next day after the girl, Zhu Zhiping felt that his little Dongdong was a little uncomfortable. At first, he didn't think he was like this for the first time. However, it was more and more itchy there. He found that there was a problem, but he did not dare to go to the hospital for treatment, so he had to call Li Wei.

Li Wei said with a smile: "Zhiping, you are such a person. Do you think a good girl is so easy to get? People can look up to you, of course, unless she has a problem. Long Ge, that girl has sex. She has transmitted the disease to Zhiping. "

"Oh, well, that's not funny. Can't you just go and see it?" Long Yufan thinks that Li Wei is a little fussy. It's just that he got that kind of disease. Now it's better to treat that kind of disease than a cold. I heard that the old military area command, which is the secret recipe of ancestry, has nothing to do with a little injection and a little medicine.

"No, it's funny in the back." Li Wei laughed again.

Zhu Zhiping was a little angry and said: "Viagra, you are OK to say that you want to use toothpaste. Who knows that after I use toothpaste, it is getting heavier and heavier. If you didn't ask me to take me to see a doctor, I would not have finished with you."

Long Yufan was surprised, "Zhiping, how can I use toothpaste? Where do you treat it? Can it be cured by brushing your teeth with toothpaste? Or do you brush it with toothpaste? "

"Porphyry", Li Weigang drank a mouthful of wine, which was all gushed out by long Yufan and sprayed on Zhu Zhiping's face. "Long Ge, you wait for me to drink this cup of wine again, I almost died of laughter."

"Well, what the hell is going on here and there. Don't go back and forth again. Tell me directly!" Long Yufan said.

"The thing is like this. After Zhiping got the disease, I told him that it was easy to treat. There was also a folk prescription that could be used as soon as possible. Many people could make it as soon as possible. That is, use toothpaste to wipe it there. If you wipe it several times, it will be OK." Li Wei handed Zhu Zhiping the paper towel on the table.

Zhu Zhiping wiped his face with a tissue and said angrily, "Viagra, I'm doing what you say, but my illness is getting worse and worse."

Li Wei said earnestly, "Zhiping, who told you that you didn't hear clearly! Not all kinds of toothpaste can be used. You should buy Zhonghua toothpaste, not CP. Because Zhonghua toothpaste is medicated toothpaste, which can cure your disease, but the toothpaste you buy is chemical toothpaste, which is of course the top priority. "

"Damn it, you didn't ask me to buy Zhonghua toothpaste at that time, which made me go to the hospital." Li Wei said with a bitter face.

"Ha ha ha," long Yufan said with a loud smile. He finally knew what was going on. Zhu Zhiping believed Li Wei's nonsense and used toothpaste to treat the disease.

"OK, OK, don't talk about it again," Zhu said with a red face.

Long Yufan said: "Zhiping, you look for a good girl, don't be those no three no four girls."

Zhu Zhiping said with a bitter face, "I don't know! At that time, I knew her and thought she was a good girl. I didn't expect that I was cheated by her In the morning of the next day, he thought she was a good girl and generously gave her 500 yuan. Alas, it was a great loss.

"How are you now? Are you ready? " Long Yufan asked.

"Nothing more. I took two injections in the hospital and took some anti-inflammatory drugs," Zhu Zhiping nodded. "Why, Viagra, why don't you shake today?"

"She said she had something to do today, and she won't go to work tonight." Li Wei said. "Zhiping, I'll buy you a drink."

Zhu Zhiping swallowed his saliva. "Viagra, don't seduce me. The doctor said I can't drink or eat spicy food this week. After a week, you buy me a drink again! When you make up for my loss. "

"This is no problem," Li Wei nodded disapprovingly. He asked Zhu Zhiping to come here for a drink. "When you find your girlfriend in the future, you can also bring her here to drink. I'll treat you.""Ha ha ha, that's what you said. I remember." Zhu Zhiping felt that he didn't lose much. He used the wrong toothpaste. At least, when he found the right girl, he could bring her here to drink free wine and show off. As Zhu Zhiping did not dare to drink, he ordered drinks and some snacks and ate them with relish.

After seeing long Yufan and Zhu Zhiping off, Li Wei looks at the time and finds that it's 12 o'clock. He still hasn't found Yaoyao coming back. He's surprised. He takes out his mobile phone and calls Yaoyao. He finds that it's turned off. "Gee, doesn't the shaking phone have a battery?" Li Wei said to himself. Sometimes I would go out to play, but I didn't come back without saying anything like this time, and there was no phone call. He went upstairs to the dancing girls. "Did you see the rocking back?"

"No," said a girl who is usually good at rocking. "She said she had something to do. We don't know, Viagra. You're on your cell phone."

"Her cell phone is off," Li Wei said. Although it is very common for mobile phones to have no electricity, Li Wei has never seen a shaking mobile phone without electricity.

"It may be that there is no electricity. You can wait a little longer. It is estimated that shaking will come back soon." Said the girl.

After saying goodbye to those girls, long Yufan went downstairs and sat on the chair in the hall. If he shook it back, he could see it. He asked the waiter to bring a bottle of beer and drank it slowly. All of a sudden, his cell phone ring, he looked, there is a text message sent.

Eh, it's a message sent by shaking. Li Wei opened it in a hurry and saw the message: Viagra, my mobile phone is out of power. I'm waiting for you at the seaside wharf. Come here quickly! I want to blow the sea breeze with you through the world of two.

"Ha ha, this shaking is also like other people's romance," Li Wei smiles and puts his mobile phone in his pocket. Now he is relieved. The shaking mobile phone has no battery. Thinking of this, Li Wei told Li chaokuan some things and drove to the seaside wharf.

"Viagra, where are you going? Go on a date with a beautiful woman A brother asked Li Wei with a smile.

Li Wei deliberately scolded: "you look good here. Don't talk about other things. It's normal for me to date a beautiful woman with my handsome appearance."

"Viagra, you're not afraid to shake sister, you know?" The brother continued to tease.

"Fuck you, Li Wei wants to get a girl, but I'm afraid of shaking, you know? I'm a big man. Do you understand me? Don't be bullied by a woman in front of her. " Long Yufan drove away. About half an hour or so, Li Wei drove his car to the seaside wharf. After he stopped the car, he got out of the car and went to the wharf. Although there were street lights at the wharf, there were no people nearby.

"Strange, didn't you tell me to come here to look for her? Why isn't she here? I don't know if she can turn on her mobile phone now? " Li Wei took out his mobile phone to call Yaoyao, but his mobile phone was turned off. Now Li Wei is worried. If Yaoyao is not here, where does he go to find Yaoyao? Just when Li Wei was wondering what to do, a girl came across from there, wearing clothes similar to shaking. As soon as Li Wei's eyes brightened, the girl must have shaken. "Shake," Li Wei called out.

Yaoyao beckons to Li Wei, and Li Wei runs to him in a hurry. The street lamp is not very bright. When Li Wei Ran there, he felt that the girl was not shaking. Just when he was about to stop, the girl took out a mobile phone from her arms and said, "Li Wei, don't move. If you move again, I'll kill you."

"You, who are you? Why do you wear shaking clothes Li Wei asked in surprise. He could see that the woman was dressed in rocking clothes, and she was beautiful and sexy, but not rocking.

This woman is Bella, she dyed her hair black to pretend to shake, in order to lead Li Wei out. "There's no need for me to explain this. Hold your hand up slowly. Don't move. Otherwise, you will never see your shaking in your life Bella points a silencing pistol at Li Wei's head, and she shoots as long as Li Wei dares to move.

"I won't move, but you don't want to mess with me." Li Wei looks at this beautiful woman. He wants to take advantage of her to get close to him. Then he grabs her gun and asks how it is shaking now.

"Hey, Li Wei, I know what you want to do, but you underestimate us too much. There are two of us behind you. They have silencers in their hands. As long as you dare to think about other things, we will kill you." Bella grinned darkly. After Li Wei, there are two killers of the storm organization.

Li Wei looked around and found that there were two foreigners with guns in their eyes. Just as Li Wei was thinking about what to do, he felt a pain in his head, and then he fell dizzy. "You tie him up and tie him up. He's a dragon one. You must be careful. Don't let him run away, or the boss will kill us." Bella said to the two killers.

After these two days, it will be next year. Please give me all the flowers on your hands!

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