My Excellent Female Teacher

The next day, I was awakened by my cousin's scream. My eardrum was almost broken by her. My cousin stood next to me, pointed to my face and asked: what's wrong with your face? What's going on? And oh, didn't you tell your sister that you couldn't come back yesterday? Why did you come back again and become a pig.

I said you were tired, but my cousin said you were tired. She moved a chair, then sat by the bed with her gills and looked at me like this. Then she laughed at me and said that I didn't look so good, but now I'm even uglier. After that, she comforted me and said don't worry, no matter how ugly you are, I won't dislike you.

I didn't expect my cousin, a crazy woman, to comfort me. I didn't bother to pay attention to her. I turned my head to one side. My cousin asked me, why, angry? I said that I still need to sleep, so don't disturb me. My cousin said that for the sake of being a pig, I don't want you to accompany me to the morning run today. But you have to tell my sister the truth. What's the matter with the injury on your face?

I know, if you don't tell my cousin about the problem, she will definitely annoy you. I cheat her that I didn't celebrate my classmates' birthday yesterday. When I had a conflict with others in the slow bar, I had a fight. I dare not tell her that I was going to take advantage of the head teacher. My cousin won't scold me when she knows. She is more avant-garde than me, but she will definitely make fun of me for not taking off my virgin hat It's a little bit hard.

Cousin Oh, and asked to lose or win, I said it should be won! She curled her mouth, said what should be ah, win or lose you don't know, and then she asked me, how is the other party hurt, I said I used a beer bottle to poke a hole in the stomach.

My cousin nodded and said it was OK. I didn't lose my face.

Later, my cousin went to run in the morning. Before leaving, she told me that she wanted me to get up as soon as I could sleep for a while. Later, there will be guests at home. She is a young woman, your man's favorite.

When my cousin made such a fuss, I lost my sleepiness. After she left, I got up and went to the bathroom. When I saw myself in the mirror of the bathroom, I was startled. When I woke up, my face became swollen, so I went to take the anti swelling and pain medicine prescribed by the doctor last night.

When my cousin came back in the morning, she also bought a lot of dishes. She said that she would cook and entertain the guests later. She also said that the guests would come and go shopping after dinner. It was estimated that it would be in the afternoon. She would not send me back to school by myself. I said OK. In fact, I didn't like my cousin to send me to school. She was too eye-catching. In the back, my cousin let me go She said that she was the chef and asked me to give her a hand. About eleven o'clock, the guests came.

It seems that she is about the same age as my cousin, but she has already married. When my cousin introduced me, she said that she was her best friend in college, and her name was Wu Wu. At first, I didn't understand her. Later, my cousin explained that her surname was Wu Wu, and her name was Wu Wu. It suddenly dawned on me that her name was Wu. Anyway, I think it sounds like a pit father.

Wu Wu is very beautiful. She is a beautiful woman and has a very good figure. Maybe it's because she married someone. I always feel that there is a charming rhythm in her waist and buttocks when she walks. It's like a ripe peach. It's rich and juicy when she takes a bite. Wu Wu sees my face and stares at me strangely. She asks my cousin what happened to your brother?

My cousin said that she was found to have been beaten up when she colluded with a married woman. I quickly explained that don't listen to my cousin. I'm not that kind of person.

Wu Wu laughs and says that she knows. Yan she likes to make people laugh. The closer she gets to her, the more she likes to make people laugh. She makes you laugh, which means that you are kissing her. I feel that this young woman understands me too much. She quickly puts down her work and pours water for her.

Later, my cousin called me to help her in the kitchen. Wu Wu said directly to my cousin, "I'm a guest. It's not easy to come to your house. Do you want me to sit in the living room alone? Do it yourself. I want your cousin to chat with me.

There's a problem with me, that is, when I meet a beautiful woman, it's easy to be counselled, just like the martial arts dance in front of me. I don't know how to chat with her when I'm sitting in front of her. The atmosphere is a little embarrassed, so I handed her the plate with melon seeds and said to eat melon seeds.

Wu Wu grabbed a handful of melon seeds and asked me where I went to school. I said that in No.2 Middle School, she nodded and asked me why I didn't go to No.1 middle school. The teaching quality of No.1 middle school was better than that of No.2 Middle School. I said that I couldn't do well in the middle school entrance examination, so I went to No.2 Middle School by the back door. She said, but No.2 Middle School is OK, at least better than those in No.4 Middle School and No.6 middle school.

When we got to the back of the conversation, we talked about my cousin. She asked me mysteriously if my cousin had a boyfriend. I said I didn't see her bring her back. As for whether she had a boyfriend outside, I don't know. Wu Wu said that your cousin was still single. She also told me that she wanted to introduce her to my cousin. The blind date was arranged, but her cousin stood me up Wu Wu asked me to persuade my cousin that she was old and she should talk about a boyfriend.

I nodded and agreed, but I thought to myself that I didn't have any say in front of my cousin. How could she listen to me.

After cooking, my cousin called us to the table to have dinner. After we all put down our chopsticks, my cousin asked happily, "is it OK?"? Wu Wu says that it's OK. Her cooking skills have improved a lot. My cousin says that of course, she has learned from her teacher recently. She also says that if a woman wants to catch a man's heart, she must first catch a man's stomach.Wu Wu satirized her. Come on, you don't have a man in your family. Why don't you catch a fart? My cousin said no. after that, she pointed to me and said that Zhang Cheng in our family is not a man? Wu Wu shrugged and said you know what I mean. I'm talking about my boyfriend.

My cousin snorted and said that I was worried about not finding a boyfriend? Do you know how many men I refuse to invite to dinner every day?

Wu Wu gives her a look and says that she knows you can do it. Come on, her cousin says triumphantly: Xiao Wu, it's too early for you to get married. You can't enjoy anything. You can catch whatever kind of man you want. If you're tired of kicking it off, that's what a woman should have!

Wu Wu says that men don't like such women. My cousin shakes her head and says that my brother likes them, doesn't he? When my cousin asked, she looked at me and said that as long as my brother is a beautiful woman, he doesn't care if others mess with him.

I rely on a, say elder sister you again nonsense.

My cousin said with a smile: OK, hurry to eat. After dinner, Xiao Wu and I have to go shopping. If you want something, I'll buy it for you.

I said nothing. My cousin said you would go back to school by yourself in the afternoon. I said OK, so I buried myself in dinner.

Before I had eaten a bowl of rice, I felt that my soft feet were on the back of my feet.