My Excellent Female Teacher

The little woman asked me such questions, which made me very strange. She thought that there was no beautiful girl chasing me. Seeing that I didn't answer for a long time, the little woman made an angry expression and said: answer my questions quickly.

I smile, back to her: that depends on how beautiful the girl.

The little woman rolled her eyes and said, "don't you agree that you are generally beautiful?"?

I told her: I want something very beautiful.

Then the little woman came back to me: what if the girl who chased you was a school flower?

I went back to her: it depends on how many girls there are in the school. If there are 100 girls, the school flowers may not be so beautiful.

The little girl snorted and said: there are more than 2000 girls in the school. Do you think they are beautiful?

I was stunned, thinking about the school flower selected from more than two girls, that is the standard one from thousands of miles. Such a girl must be beautiful, so I will return to her: if so, I will be good with her?

The little woman continued to ask me: why, is it just because she is beautiful?

I said to her: Yes, beauty brings out special face.

The little woman sent me several cursed expressions in succession and said: is there only face in your mind? Is there anything else?

When I asked her about the others, the little woman said: feelings, don't you want to find a girlfriend who really likes her and loves her?

The little woman asked me so many questions that I wanted to laugh. She said, "tell me who you are?

She snorted and said, "you answer my question first.

I said: you tell me who you are first?

She said to me: if you answer my question, I'll tell you who I am.

In fact, I don't like to pretend to be a mysterious person. Seeing that she doesn't show her identity, I deliberately said: OK, I'll answer your question. I want to find a beautiful girl friend with a good figure It's great when I'm a kid.

The little woman replied to me: I'm full of that stuff. Do you hate it or not So interesting?

I told her: Yes, it's very interesting.

She said: do you feel like doing More important than real feelings?

I told her: well.

Who knows I so back in the past, the little woman on fire, made a bunch of curse expression, and then is: stinky fool, asshole, get out!

I also return her two words: idiot.

It is estimated that the little woman was angry, and her head turned black directly. I was in a good mood, humming a little song, lying on the big bed full of cousin fragrance, and fell asleep in a daze.

The next day, my cousin came back at noon. When she came back, she asked me if I was happy with her absence? I said it was cozy, especially cozy, but I swore a few words in my heart. If it wasn't for Wu Wu's mother-in-law, I would have taken off the virgin's hat now.

My cousin asked me how to make myself comfortable. Let's talk about it.

Of course, I dare not tell her about Wawu dance. I just say that he Goumao went to the animation city to make hundreds of yuan. Shuang, my cousin blinked her eyes and asked: is that all? Nothing else?

My heart a tight, said no ah, what else?

My cousin snorted, saying that she seriously suspected that you were sleeping in her bed secretly! I hastened to say no. my cousin gave me a look and said that what you think in your mind is not clear. Every time you leave home, you have to go to bed.

I quibbled, sister, don't you wronged me without evidence?

My cousin pointed to her nose and said, "the evidence is right. This is the evidence. Every time I go out and come back, I can smell you in my bed.". I scolded in my heart. My cousin's dog nose is really sensitive. She tried to be brave, so I asked her: what's my smell?

My cousin snorted: a bad smell.

I immediately became impatient. I immediately raised my arm, smelled the armpit and said: sister, don't talk nonsense. Every time I go to your bed, I have taken a bath.

After listening to me, my cousin pointed to me and said, "look, look, you dare to say that you didn't get into my bed. Now you don't fight yourself, do you?"?

Shit!

I can't help but scold. My cousin dares to dig out a cover and wait for me to get in. However, I was so stupid that I got in. I obviously feel that in front of my cousin, my IQ is in a hurry.

My cousin touched my head with pride and said: Xiao Zhang Cheng, don't lie in front of my sister in the future, do you know? My elder sister has studied psychology. You can't see that little thing in your heart in front of my elder sister.

In the afternoon, when I was going back to school, my cousin asked me if I wanted her to drive me. I said no, I went by bus. My cousin said OK, just take the bus. I can see more life styles along the way.

Then my cousin gave me the living expenses. I thought that I made a lot of money in the animation city yesterday, so I said no, and my cousin said no, I have to give it. What your father asked me to give you every week, I have to give it.

When I got to school by bus, I saw a group of young people standing at the gate of the school. Many of them had dyed hair and tattoos. At first sight, they were little gangsters in society. I was not short-sighted. I saw a few of them from a long distance. They were the gangsters fighting with us all night when I went with Zhao Lin?When I saw them standing at the gate of No.2 Middle School, I guessed that they were not satisfied, so I wanted to stay here to find our trouble. The nearest one to the Internet bar was No.2 Middle School, so they came here to stay.

Thinking of this, I quickly called Gou Mao and asked him where he was? Gou Mao said that he took a taxi. As soon as he arrived, I quickly said that you should not get off at the school gate, get off ahead of time, and then go around to the track and field field, climb over the wall, and don't go through the main gate.

Gou Mao asked me why. I said that it's too late to tell you in detail now. If you don't want to be beaten, just listen to me.

Later, I called Zhao Lin again. Zhao Lin hung up at the beginning and called me urgently. She answered me after calling again twice. I told her what I saw and asked her if she had arrived at school. Zhao Lin said that they were already in the dormitory.

I guess these little gangsters don't dare to enter the school. After all, the guards of our school's security department are there. They are social gangsters at first sight. The security department won't let them in. If they force them in, the security department should call the police.

Later, I made a detour to the other side of the track and field field, went over the wall, and went back to the dormitory. The quilt and pillow on my bed were missing, so I quickly found them. Later, I found them in the squatting pit of the public toilet outside. My quilt and pillow were trampled into the squatting pit of the toilet. It must be impossible. I was angry and rushed up. Who the hell was that It's all my stuff.

When they got back to the dormitory, Yang Bo and Gou Mao came. Seeing my bad face, they asked me what was wrong with me. I said that the quilt and pillow were in the squatting pit again. They both couldn't help scolding each other. After all, which goods were making secret moves.

I said I'll have a good look this week to see who's doing the trick.