My Excellent Female Teacher

Easy wet words, let me can't help but white him one eye.

What is that? What do you mean I'm going to be killed by a woman? In fact, although I admit that I'm easy to get wet and have the ability, I can defeat Lin Bo who came from the Central Security Bureau. This shows his strength, but I don't believe in fortune telling.

I always believe that my fate is up to me. If I can figure it out in this way, it's too mysterious.

So, after hearing Yi Shi say that I'm going to be killed by a woman, I gave him a white look. I couldn't help but scold him: what are you talking about? What do you mean I'm going to be killed by a woman? Woman killer? Or a ghost?

Yi Shi snorted, looked at my face and said seriously: boy, don't you believe it?

I nodded and said: I don't believe it!

Yi Shi sighed, looked at me like an idiot, and said: Why have there been fortune tellers in China for five thousand years, and why do some important politicians and business tycoons now have special Feng Shui consultants? Boy, there is a truth in every line of existence. Take the theory of ghosts and gods for example. Thousands of years ago, there was no communication between the East and the west, but there were many similarities in the theory of ghosts and gods at that time. In the vast universe, can you guarantee that we human beings are not the feeders of higher dimensional life?

Easy wet this sentence, let me can't help but be stunned.

I find myself unable to refute that human life is only a drop in the ocean in the history of the universe. Who can know the true origin of human beings? The true origin of life on earth?

Yi Shi looked at me and said: boy, although some things sound mysterious and incredible, it doesn't mean they don't exist. Do you understand? We should be in awe of something.

Yi Shi said, buttoned his nose excrement, and then continued: boy, today I'll tell you about traditional physiognomy. Physiognomy can be divided into palmar technique and facial image technique. A real master can see something by looking at a person's face. As for palmar technique, you can see it more accurately.

Hearing Yi Shi say so, I can't help asking: in this case, you just looked at my palms, because my face can't see anything?

Yi Shi looked at me and said: your face is black. It's a sign of great evil!

“……”

I'm speechless. Can't you say something nice to him?

Yi Shi snorted, looked at me coldly and said: boy, what woman have you been in contact with recently?

"Which women?" I looked at Yi Shi in doubt.

Yi Shi nodded and said: Well, from the combination of your hand and face, you may be killed by a woman. I have to find that woman first Well, that woman is a beautiful woman.

I stare at Yi Shi: do you know if she is beautiful?

After I finish this sentence, Yi Shi looks at me with an idiotic face and says: I know you like beautiful girls. I don't believe which ugly monster you want to have more contact with!

“……”

The woman I met recently?

I seriously thought about it. After I came to Mordor, there were only a few beautiful women I contacted. They were cousins, song Sisi, Zhou Xiaoxiao, Zhao Qin, and Zhao Lin. I didn't contact them very much. How could it be that cousins wanted to hurt me? Song Sisi is totally impossible. Zhou Xiaoxiao, it's not the silly girl who will do harm to others. Zhao Qin? Although Zhao Qin gives people a noble and cool feeling, she is kind-hearted. I have a lot of contact with her, which I can clearly feel.

What about the others?

Jiang Qingqing? Gao SHIMENG? And Pan Ning, who almost went off?

When I think about it, Yi Shi looks at me and asks: have you thought about it?

I shook my head and frowned: I don't know what you said, but I feel that you must have miscalculated. Which woman will harm me?

Yi Shi looked at me with disdain and said: Son of a bitch, your social experience is still shallow. I don't know that women are the most terrible animals in the world. How many heroes are planted on women? All killed by women? Are there few women who have killed people in history?

After that, Yi Shi sneered at me and said: especially you boy, you can't bear the temptation. If you are tempted by any beautiful woman, you may not be able to bear the temptation with others.

Hearing Yi Shi sneer at me like this, I swear directly.

Is labor and capital so casual? Except that time when I was drunk, I didn't know who I was doing it with. I haven't done it any other time. Up to now, I don't know what it's like. Shit!

Yi Shi sneered at me a few words later, a face dignified stare at me, say: talk about it, recently have what beautiful woman pester you?

Pestering me?

As soon as Yi Shi's words came out, the shadow of Gao SHIMENG appeared in my mind.

The woman who has been pestering me recently is Gao SHIMENG. In addition, Gao SHIMENG is very beautiful, belonging to the beautiful woman of Yi Shi.

Is Will Gao SHIMENG harm me?

Even though Gao SHIMENG is engaged to Jiang Mingxin, she is my cousin and Wu Wu's best friend. It's needless to say that my cousin treats me, and Wu Wu's girl treats me as well. Although Gao SHIMENG is difficult to deal with, how can she harm me as her cousin and Wu Wu's best friend?If she really hurt me, I think her relationship with cousin Wu Wu will break up.

What's more, it seems that because of cosmetics, I have a conspiracy against Gao SHIMENG.

Yi Shi looked at my face and asked: did you think of something?

I shook my head and said: it can't be her. You figure out that there are women who want to kill me. Isn't it a female killer?

"The hand that kills a fart, you are thinking carefully, anyway the woman that harms you will pester you ceaselessly." Yi Shi said, with a solemn face: "boy, I'm not joking with you. I haven't been here for a long time. I'll go to the three northeast provinces after a long time. No one will help you then."

"What about smaller ones?" I couldn't help asking.

"I don't know, but although Xiaodian is your bodyguard, she is a normal person. She also needs to eat, drink and sleep. It's impossible that she will come to save you every time you have an accident. More often, you have to rely on yourself." Yi Shi picked up a cigarette from the table, lit it, took a sip and said.

"Teach me more tricks?" I said with a smile.

Yi Shi looked at me and said: practicing martial arts needs persistence. There is no quick way. After that, Yi Shi looked in his clothes and found a book. Then he handed it to me. The book was dirty and mixed with the smell of Yi Shi's body. I opened it and found that it recorded Yi Shi's own experience and skills in martial arts, as well as some powerful moves.