My excellent lecherous aunt

devil.

This is Li NanFang's deep impression on Bodhisattva.

Before that, the Bodhisattva, who is good at playing tricks on gods, was not only called the black robed saint, but also called the witch, which makes some local rich people in India tremble when they think of her.

Shouldn't the Witch and the devil be made in heaven?

Bodhisattva didn't think so.

If God really arranged that she and Li Nanfang would be a happy couple, she would be very lucky if she could live to this time tomorrow.

In her dream, she could not imagine that there were generations of Bodhisattvas who spent a lot of painstaking efforts, and the unique flattering skill, which was only set up in the present age, was finally applied to Li Nanfang after "achieving his wish".

She swears!

The ancestors of all ages and she did not miscalculate, because even if they had come to the dark disaster star, they knew that only peerless flattery could suck it up and fix it, so as to eliminate the hope of Xuanyuan King's coming out of the world again and resolve the thousand year old misfortune of tianzhumen.

Born in the valley of flame, Shura's attainments in Xuanmen are no less than those of the great elder in the way of heaven.

But why?

Bodhisattva is not wrong, peerless Meigong can kill the evil, but the result is - Bodhisattva began to doubt life.

Her biggest hope now is to run away from Li Nanfang, India and stay in Tianzhu gate all her life.

As for whether tianzhumen's long cherished dream can be realized, let's go to hell.

She had tried to escape twice, when Li Nanfang closed her eyes and seemed to be asleep.

But every time, she will be caught back by the devil, and start a new round of wanton trample, can't survive, can't die.

After two successive failures, Bodhisattva summed up his experience.

She felt that the main reason why she failed to escape twice was that she was too scared. After being trampled by the devil, she just woke up and tried to escape before her physical strength recovered. How fast can she escape? How far can she escape?

It was easy for the devil to catch up with him and take him back.

You have to keep your energy and energy. After you have enough physical strength, you can spring up to escape like the wind.

So, Bodhisattva woke up again and saw that the devil hit a big fish in the river with a stone. She happily sat on the bank and picked up the scales. Then she held the fish in disgust. Instead of running away, she closed her eyes and pretended not to wake up from her sleep.

Bodhisattva man also knows medical skills. Although he is not as good as Xuanyuan, he knows that after a long battle, men are impatient to eat raw fish and drink river water.

Of course, Bodhisattva can not expect the devil to eat raw fish and drink water, and then he will turn his eyes and die with his legs.

She only hoped that the devil would have a strong stomach discomfort after eating and drinking.

This is a normal physical reaction. No matter how strong Li NanFang's physical quality is, he will be upset.

In fact, just as Bodhisattva man secretly prayed to the immortals, Li Nanfang immediately covered his stomach, frowned, looked left and right, and hurried to a big stone not far away.

Li Nanfang, who lived on a small desert island for more than half a year and had to eat seafood every day, spent as long as a month making his stomach, which was used to eating grains, adapt to the taste of aquatic products.

Now that he has been away from the small desert island for a long time, his stomach has adapted to the normal eating habits again, so it's very normal for him to feel uncomfortable when he only eats raw fish occasionally.

"You'd better pull to death."

When the opportunity finally came, Bodhisattva was ecstatic and cursed in a low voice.

But she didn't act rashly.

She was worried that it was a devil. She was testing her. As soon as she ran away, she immediately came after her.

Perhaps, in order to avoid her escape, she would be bound with black gauze.

Or simply drag her to his courteous place, let her smell the stench, be smoked half dead.

And so on.

She had to wait for the devil to test her. She didn't wake up. She was relieved that it was her only chance to escape.

After thinking of the word "escape", Bodhisattva man wanted to cry again.

If you knew today, you'd be sorry.

If I had known Li Nanfang would be so abnormal, Bodhisattva would have been very stupid. He would have sent Li Nanfang to try to kill him by relying on his unique charm.

The south wind blows.

With the smell of grass carp after being opened and laparotomized, as well as the odor.

Here's the chance!

At this time, Bodhisattva man, who had recovered 50% of his physical strength, suddenly opened his eyes, leaped up like a spring on the stone with the fastest speed, and even could not care about the clothes he could copy when he bent down. He opened his two long white legs, stepped on the wind and fire wheel of Nezha, and rushed into the dense forest.

Good.

That's great!

After rushing into the dense forest, Bodhisattva looked back in a hurry, but he didn't see the devil coming. He was ecstatic: "ha ha, finally he escaped from the devil."

Before the laughter in the dark came down, she was already in tears.

This is the real joy.

Bodhisattva man vowed to all the immortals passing by that she would never see Li Nanfang again after she fled back to Tianzhu gate in India, nor would she dream of ending a millennium catastrophe.

"I'm just a humble little girl who has made a little success in practicing evil arts. I'd better leave it to the heroes to deal with the major events of saving the world. This muddy water, sister, I will never go again. Yue Qingke, Yue Qingke, don't blame me for turning back. I can't join hands with you to save the world. "

Thinking of these Bodhisattvas, they are like a white deer coming down from the heaven, jumping and crossing a ditch.

When she crossed the ditch, she looked down and could see a weathered wooden box below.

In the wooden box, there were several shells full of rust.

It seems that this trench played a great role in the peninsula war half a century ago.

But it has something to do with Bodhisattva's wool?

No matter how many people died in that war and how many remains are left in this deserted grass, it has nothing to do with her, and it is not the reason that can stop her from escaping quickly.

Escape.

At present, the only thing that Bodhisattva man has to do is to escape from here and the devil's claws with the fastest, fastest and fastest speed.

Although Bodhisattva's physical strength only recovered 50%, she felt that even when she was full of energy, her running speed was not as fast as it is now.

How fast?

It's like flying.

Several times, she almost played the rabbit in "waiting for the rabbit" and hit the tree trunk.

Fortunately, her reaction speed is quite fast. Every time she is about to hit the tree trunk, she can reach out and push it in time. Her body is like a dragonfly, with a graceful half arc posture. She needs to fly around the tree.

"I really should go to the Olympic Games to win the gold medal, regardless of the low-key Zuxun."

The Bodhisattva man, who was intoxicated with the speed of his flight, was so complacent that when he thought of it, another tree suddenly appeared in front of him.

She didn't even think about it, just like she did two times before.

As soon as the palm of the hand touched the tree trunk, the delicate body, like a dragonfly, had already circled the tree trunk.

She kept on flying - huh?

My hand, how to confiscate back, but by that tree to grasp the wrist?

The Bodhisattva man, who was running forward quickly, felt that his left wrist was tight, and his left arm seemed to be dislocated. After a sharp pain, his body jumped forward, and then rebounded back and resisted the tree heavily.

After Bodhisattva resisted the tree heavily, he didn't feel pain.

Huh?

What's going on?

Bodhisattva was surprised and suddenly raised his head.

stigmata.

The tree she was about to hit. Where is the tree?

It's a person!

Li Nanfang.

Devil, Li Nanfang!

Isn't Li Nanfang squatting by the zanglong river? How can he appear here without knowing it?

Just now, Bodhisattva man's left wrist was caught by a branch.

That's the devil's hand, OK!

The devil's eyes were full of sarcastic expression, looking at her with great interest, as if asking her: "you run, keep running for me. Why don't you run away? "

"Devil, go to hell!"

The Bodhisattva man was so scared that he screamed and hit Li NanFang's face with his right fist.

There's no doubt that she won't hit.

Although Bodhisattva's force value is very strong, he can only be abused by a master like Li Nanfang.

Li NanFang's head deviated, and he dodged Bodhisattva's desperate blow.

Almost at the same time, Li Nanfang also hit hard with his left fist.

No one stipulates that when a woman hits a man, a man can't fight back.

As for Bodhisattva's failure to hit Li Nanfang with one blow, it's no wonder that she is not good at learning.

This is not the reason why she has to avoid Li NanFang's fierce blow.

With a dull thump, Bodhisattva felt as if her stomach had been hit by a hammer. She couldn't breathe or even vomit because of the pain. She only gave out a desperate nasal sound like a cooked prawn and bent up.

In front of my eyes, I not only blackened, but also Venus appeared in disorder, with 18000 sweat pores open and sweating outwards.

After the indescribable retching and her eyes brightened again, Bodhisattva saw that she was like a sack, being carried on her shoulder by the devil, even facing down, buttocks facing up, her legs being held by Li NanFang's left hand, and had walked out of the dense forest.

Tens of meters in front of her is where she was abused.

"Devil, let me go, let me go!"

After waking up, Bodhisattva immediately struggled, screamed, clenched his fists in both hands and smashed Li Nanfang on the back.

How can Li Nanfang listen to her?

Just a sneer and move on.

"You bastard, shameless devil."

Bodhisattva man suddenly opened his mouth and bit Li NanFang's left rib.

It was Li Nanfang who threw her down from her shoulder.

Fortunately, the grass on this side of the ground is half a person high, and it doesn't hurt very much after the Bodhisattva was thrown on the ground.

There is no stone scratch, like white brocade like skin.

As soon as she landed on the ground, she put her hands on the ground, pushed her right foot hard, and was about to jump forward - but her right wrist was caught by one hand.

"Let me go, asshole, let me go! I, I beg you to let me go. I will never dare to provoke you again. Woo, woo. "

Bodhisattva's right ankle was grabbed by Li Nanfang. When she was dragged on the ground to the other side, her spirit finally collapsed. After a few shrieks, she burst into tears.

Unfortunately, the devil will not be soft hearted because of her cry.

Just like dragging a sack, he would drag her to their "main battlefield" again and pick her up from the ground and hold her in his arms.