My excellent lecherous aunt

800 is the name of this small mountain village, but it can't be found on the map of Huaxia administrative region.

The name of Xiaoshan village is not because it has 800 households. In fact, it has more than 100 people who may be pregnant. It does not exist for 800 years, but because it is 800 miles away from the nearest county.

800 in the depth of the mountain, the old man played a game. If he wanted to go outside the mountain to get some needles, he had to walk all day. It's true to say that this is a paradise.

For example, in this remote and small mountain village hidden deep in the mountains, it is said that the residents should have been moved out long ago to facilitate management, so as to avoid the phenomenon of consanguineous marriage between generations, which will lead to gene assimilation and population extinction.

It's impossible to electrify them and build a road into the mountain.

But 800 is living. Li Nanfang lived here before he was 14 years old. No one ever despised him because of his strange appearance, and treated him the same as erlengzi, Shuan and other little bunnies.

Li NanFang's inferiority complex grew up when he was taken abroad by the old man after he was 14 years old.

If he lives here all the time, hum, er Leng Zi may not be able to run silly girl to bed.

As a child, Li Nanfang and others went there several times, but they were chased away by the third eldest brother who was guarding the tomb. They were so scared that they cried for their parents. That's how the scar on erlengzi's buttock was left.

The cave is the graveyard of 800 villagers and the most sacred place. Men and women under the age of 16 are not allowed to go in. If a woman has to go in, then she is carried in the coffin in her shroud.

It's said that more than 20 years ago, there was a bold woman who sneaked in while the third eldest brother was out hunting. As a result, she went crazy after coming out. She seemed to be haunted by ghosts. She was dishevelled and ran into the mountains and never came back.

No one in the village dared to mention it. Li Nanfang knew it when he was nine years old. When he woke up from urination, he heard his teacher's mother talk to the old man.

Eight hundred villagers, no matter where they go, can't tell anyone about the place, or they will be cursed most viciously.

The more mysterious the place is, the more interested Li Nanfang is in it. He hopes to grow up to 16 years old soon, or go to the cave to have a look. By chance, he hears that the third eldest brother who came home to celebrate the birth of his grandson, and after getting drunk, he calls the place Imperial Valley. In the cave, there is an ancient emperor, 800 villagers, who are actually the descendants of the emperor.

Why is the emperor so superior that the mausoleum has not been taken care of by those tomb robbers?

When Li Nanfang grew up, he always thought about this problem. He was itching to death. Every time he came back, he wanted to go to the Imperial Valley to have a look, but the rules changed again - men have to leave descendants in the village before they can go there.

Over the years, Li Nanfang and Xie Qing have been the only outsiders who have been able to live in the area for 800 years. Later, they added a mother-in-law.

No one knows that there is a big secret hidden in this closed small mountain village in 100000 mountains, which will shock the world once it is exposed. Just as Li Nanfang would be shocked if he had just come here and saw erlengzi break a stone with one blow.

Eight hundred and ten residents, men and women over the age of 14, are all experts in martial arts novels. If you go out, you can beat people like petronov and Fujita to find teeth everywhere.

From their point of view, they have practiced martial arts since childhood, and they have such powerful force value that they are as normal as eating when they are alive. They have nothing to show off. Besides, no one has ever gone out except the old man.

If you leave 800 without permission, the spirits of all ancestors will not rest.

However, Li Nanfang is a special person. Because of his premature senility, he can't start casting foundation (practicing martial arts) from the age of three like erlengzi. When he was 14 years old, he just started casting foundation and was sent abroad by the old man.

Why is Li Nanfang not allowed to learn martial arts in 800?

The old man's answer is very simple. You are just an abandoned baby. It's doomed that you won't be able to marry 800 women and become an aborigine like your teacher's mother. You don't belong here. Of course, you can't learn 800's housekeeping skills.

The old man also said that if he could persuade other 800 residents to let Li Nanfang live here for 14 years, it was already the village head's mercy. It was said that he asked the wisest old man in the village to do a divination for him and determined that he would not affect the fengshui of the Imperial Valley.

This is Li NanFang's home, and it's not his home - this is 800, the first place he thought of after he was injured. No matter how much he suffered outside, as long as he can come here, he can quickly forget all his unhappiness.

Here, he is Li Nanfang, a monster who grew up healthily in Kaien, the village head.

In the past, erlenzi and others ridiculed him, but they were only far away from who pissed in the competition. Li Nanfang won the penultimate.

This time, erlengzi took the penultimate place. He joked that he had spent all his energy on silly girl recently. Be careful not to die young, and live in the valley of the emperor early to accompany the third eldest brother.

Er Leng Zi was both shy and angry. He chased after him, but he didn't catch up with him. He was so angry that he punched the stone and it broke.

Li Nanfang began to feel inferior again.

In his normal state, he can't do that.

The two of them didn't feel great. After Li NanFang's cigarette was dropped, they mentioned one thing - long before Li Nanfang came to 800, there were two strangers who came into the mountain. When they met erlengzi, they asked where 800 was and whether they had met a woman.

The two men took out a picture of a very delicate and gentle woman.

Erlengzi handed the photo to Li Nanfang: "here, this is your mother-in-law."

The woman in the photo is indeed Li NanFang's mother-in-law. She was walking out of Yue Zitong's villa at that time. She was wearing clothes. It should be the evening when she left Castle Peak with Xue Xinghan.

"And the two?"

Li Nanfang only took a look and frowned.

The Stone said, "dead. After asking what they do, they throw it under the manger

Looking at his light voice, it's as if two people died. It's more important than two chickens.

Tie in: "they confessed that it was a guy named long who asked them to come to your mother-in-law. As for why, they don't know, they just follow orders. "

Erlengzi took the words: "if they are willing to listen to advice, turn around and go away, instead of pretending to leave and sneak through the manger behind us, we are not willing to kill people."

Jingmang is a gully that the outside world has to go through. It's about ten meters wide and ten meters long, but it's very deep. It's dark below. Standing on it, you can smell the corrosive smell of leaves and decaying corpses. Erlengzi and others did not dare to go down.

Looking at the gully from a height, it looks like a manger. It is said that when horses came here before, they would be affected and frightened by the smell below, so they named it jingmanger.

Li Nanfang knows that somewhere in southern Xinjiang, there is a place called jingmang. National Geographic Channel once reported there. It is said that on the night of the full moon, there will be Yin soldiers, and there will be fighting on the ancient battlefield.

The jingmangao here is the last line of defense of Babai village and the outer gate of the Imperial Valley. Without permission, any outsider who does not listen to the advice and intrudes will be thrown below.

"That's the man with the Pearl Dragon in the sky, a pervert with Oedipus plot."

Li Nanfang took the photo and looked at it in the moonlight for a moment. He lit it with a lighter. As soon as he let go, the night wind blew away. Like a ghost fire, it flashed a few times and disappeared.

"How far is the Pearl from us?"

Tie Zhu asked: "if it's near, we'll catch the dragon and throw it into the manger. That way, he won't think of your mother-in-law any more. "

"If you go on foot, it will take months, won't it?"

Li Nanfang didn't want to talk to them about those rotten people outside, but these guys just asked, "your mother-in-law is so smart, and your daughter-in-law must be pretty, right? When, take a look at the manger and see if there are any silly girls who are beautiful. "

"Can you forget about my daughter-in-law and my mother-in-law?"

"It's a long night. I don't want to sleep. What can I do if I don't mention them? Is it farther than who pees? "

The stone that can recite the bright moon light in front of the bed is definitely a great talent in the village, which has been handed down from generation to generation, because his father is the village head, so he can say the elegant words of long night.

"Let's look under the manger?"

Li Nanfang looked around and said in a low voice, "aren't you interested in it?"

"No, I can't go to that place. My father said that if I dare to have this idea, I will break my third leg - Li Nanfang, where is my third leg?"

Great talent stone, mentioned the third leg of curiosity, pressure must not go to the manger adventure.

Li Nanfang raised his hand and patted him on the back of the head.

Stone backhand touched the back of his head, very puzzled, said: "not like legs, ah, it is very like a ladle."

Ignoring this talent, Li Nanfang asked erlengzi and Shuan: "if he doesn't go to pull down, let's three go."

"You two go. I think silly girl is waiting for me tonight."

Er Leng Zi finished, turned around and left without looking back.

The stone follows.

Scolded a coward, Li Nanfang full of hope looking at tie.

He looked up at the moon in the sky and said blankly, "Gee, where is the moon? How is it dark?"

When he came home to get a flashlight, he came out to look for the moon. After he left, Li Nanfang was the only one left. He angrily scolded a coward, raised his leg to touch the black spear, and decided to go into Longtan alone.

Isn't it just a ditch for throwing dead people? What's the big deal? Can you bite my bird?

Li Nanfang, who drank half a kilogram of Baijiu tonight, shook his neck and hurried toward the manger.

When the distance was 300 meters, the corrosive smell from the manger came down with the wind, which made Li Nanfang wonder if he was being mean. Why did he run to this place to get smelly?

But now that I have come, I have to go down and have a look. Even if my toes just stick to the ground, I can climb up and have a good sleep tonight.

The manger under the moonlight is more deep, and there is a little phosphorous fire shaking below.