My excellent lecherous aunt

If you can seduce Yang Xiao to smoke the special cigarettes produced by Helan Xiaoxin, it's a good idea that Li Nanfang suddenly comes up with.

He saw with his own eyes that his dear aunt trampled her dignity under her feet in order to get a special confession.

Seven days.

As long as Yang Xiao is allowed to smoke special confessions for seven consecutive days, Li Nanfang can guarantee that she can get addicted to drugs.

Of course, the devil's willpower must be much stronger than that of Yue Zitong.

However, no matter how strong the willpower is, it will become vulnerable to the evil drug.

Otherwise, there would be no "repeat customers" in the rehabilitation center.

Thinking of Yang Xiao's yawning and weeping after his drug addiction, he knelt down at the foot of President Li, grabbed his trouser legs and begged him to give him a cigarette for help, Li Nanfang couldn't help but be elated.

Of course, he will give Yang Xiao cigarettes.

Otherwise, the devil will kill him.

However, Li Nanfang would also ask Yue Zitong to do something like He Lan's request.

For example, ordering him to take off his clothes is something boss Li disdains to do.

No matter how jerky he is, no jerk can be so funny to a man.

He can only - do you want to turn Yang Xiao into a woman?

Just as Li Nanfang stares at Yang Xiao's handsome face, he can go to take care of his business when he has time after he has been turned into a human demon. Yang Xiao coldly asks, "should there be drugs in your best cigarette?"

"What? I'm kind-hearted for your sake. How can you say that? It's just, it's just too confusing. "

Li NanFang's face was full of grievances, but he cursed in his heart: "Damn, evil is evil, this brain is fast, you can guess that Lao Tzu has ulterior motives."

Yang Xiao didn't bother to expose Li NanFang's affectation. He just looked at the slowly approaching freighter outside the small window and said, "to tell you the truth, even if you can seduce me into taking drugs, I won't be addicted. Because I know my body very well, and I know what kind of food I should eat to counteract certain toxins and maintain my body in the best condition all the time. "

Li Nanfang thinks he is bragging.

Li Nanfang has never been too lazy to pay attention to those who brag in front of him.

However, what Yang Xiao said next attracted his attention: "take smoking for example. So far, I've only smoked twice. But I've broken down what's in tobacco. And, what can be used to counteract the toxins deposited by these things? "

"Just blow it. See what you can get. People who don't know what you're talking about will surely think you're a Nobel Prize winner in chemistry. "

"What is a Nobel Prize?"

"You haven't even heard of the Nobel Prize?"

Li Nanfang is really strange this time. He looks up and down at Yang Xiao: "are you from Mars?"

"Mars, is it fluorescein?"

"What is Yinghuo?"

"Yinghuo is what you call Mars."

Yang Xiao lowered his head slightly, looked at the cigarette end on his fingertips, and said: "Mars is the God of war. When Mars touches the chart, it is angry, anxious, laborious, quarreling and fighting, acute pain, inflamed and feverish, and bloody. Because it is red, like fire, brightness often changes. And moving in the sky, sometimes from west to East, sometimes from east to west, the situation is complex and confusing. So the ancients called it Yinghuo. Take the meaning of "Yingying firelight, leaving chaos and confusion."

Li Nanfang didn't expect that Yang Xiao could say such a large paragraph when explaining Mars.

He thumbed up his right hand and said, "you shouldn't be Yang Xiao."

Yang Xiao's eyes turned and he was very proud: "what should I call it?"

"You should be called Du Niang."

Li Nanfang can see that Yang Xiao's aloofness and arrogance is actually pretended.

No matter how demonic the monster is, he is a person.

He's still quite conceited.

Since all conceited people, no one does not like to be flattered.

And the vast majority of people will show Yang Xiao's current appearance when they are flattered.

Like to be flattered, which is also a weakness.

Li Nanfang thinks that he can make more efforts in this aspect in the future, and maybe he can shoot Yang Xiao to death——

But Yang Xiao was puzzled and asked, "who is Du Niang? Is she beautiful? How old are you? Where's home? "

Learning from Yang Xiao, Li Nanfang rolled his eyes.

He was really defeated by Yang Xiao. He didn't even know who Du Niang was.

I'm too lazy to explain to such ignorant children.

But Yang Xiao really made the action that children would make.

He raised his hand to push his knee, and his voice had the meaning of coquetry: "come on, who is Du Niang?"

Suddenly, Li Nanfang shivered.

If Yang Xiao is a woman, even if she is ugly, she should be a little handsome. If she talks to him with this action and tone, Li Nanfang will not feel that something is wrong.

But Yang Xiao is a man.

Still very evil, terrible devil.

He who coquetry, who will be afraid!

Really afraid that he would act coquettishly again, Li Nanfang had to tell him that Du Niang is the abbreviation of Baidu by netizens.

"Oh, it's the search software on the mobile phone."

After figuring out who Du Niang was, Yang Xiao went back to the original question: "what's the award and what's it?"

"The Nobel Prize is not something. It's a prize awarded by a Swede named Nobel for outstanding contributions to science, culture and other fields."

After listening to Li NanFang's explanation patiently, Yang Xiao said coldly, "is that Sweden very powerful?"

"Before, it seems to have been very powerful?"

After Li Nanfang said this, he suddenly had a sense of cultural superiority.

With very limited knowledge and scanty information, woodlouse decided to take advantage of the fact that the cargo ship had not yet come.

According to archaeologists, with the gradual dissolution of inland snow during the ice age, the area around Sweden has been inhabited in the stone age.

They lived near the Baltic Sea, mainly hunting and fishing for a living. In the south of the Baltic Sea, the population was very dense in the bronze age.

In the ninth century, Sweden developed a Viking culture, and in 1100 AD, it began to form a state.

Later, it annexed Finland and attacked Denmark, Norway and other countries.

From the middle of the 16th century to the beginning of the 17th century, Sweden was strong. Its territory included Finland, Estonia, Latvian, Lithuanian, Russia, Poland and Germany.

But later, with the defeat of the war with Russia and other countries, it gradually declined, and all the occupied territory was spit out.

"But their leaders are smart. In both world wars, they adopted a neutral attitude

When Li Nan Fang was showing off his talent, Yang Xiao interrupted him impatiently again: "in your heart, Sweden is better, or China is better?"

Although he was not angry at Yang Xiao's impolite behavior, Li Nanfang answered truthfully: "in my heart, China is better at any time."

Just as he pondered whether he could tell Yang Xiao how much he loved his motherland, Yang Xiao hummed coldly: "hum, why do you admire Sweden?"

Li southern one Leng: "do I have?"

"I can tell from the tone of your voice that you are looking forward to the Nobel Prize winner. If you don't admire Sweden, how can you yearn for that prize

Yang Xiao said coldly: "it's just a small area. I dare to win glory with China, and I have won the high approval of you people. It's incredible. In my opinion, the Nobel Prize is the meat and bones thrown by others to attract a group of dogs to snatch. You are the people of China. Don't you starve to death? But you, regardless of the noble status of the Chinese people in China, go to fight for food with those barbarians, and you are proud of seizing it. It's a disgrace to your ancestors. "

"If it wasn't for you, I would throw you into the sea now to wake you up!"

"Well, please forgive me, great Xia. I'll never dare again."

Li Nanfang sighed heavily, clasped his hands, tilted his chin and looked ashamed.

He was speechless to Yang Xiao.

He just wanted to show the woodlouse a lot of knowledge, but he was mistaken for a foreigner.

Looking at Yang Xiao's face full of hate for iron, Li Nanfang has no doubt that if he dares to retort, he will be forced out of the window which is not much bigger than the mouth of the bowl by this angry young man.

But Yang Xiao didn't see Li NanFang's helplessness - he thought that this guy was really moved by him.

He raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder. He said with great magnanimity: "the ancients said that if I know my mistakes, I will correct them. What's good is not great. Oh, by the way, I haven't explained to you what I should eat after smoking, so as to dissolve the toxin deposited in my body by tobacco."

Eat blood.

Pig blood, duck blood, sheep blood and so on.

It's better to be human blood.

It's better to drink it raw - because in ancient Chinese medicine theory, blood has the function of clearing lung, which is better than plants and grass roots.

Yang Xiao said later, his eyes fell on Li NanFang's neck artery, his neat and white teeth rubbing slowly.

"Damn, this evil spirit, won't want to drink my blood after smoking my cigarette, to clear the lung?"

Li Nanfang felt numb when he saw him. He said that the small room was too stuffy. He went out for a breath first.

Just about to turn over and get up, Yang Xiao grabs him by the shoulder.

"Grass, is this about to start?"

Li Nanfang was so frightened that his heart was trembling. When he was about to struggle, he heard him say, "put on your clothes first, and then go out."

"Change? What do you want to change? "

Li Nanfang was stunned. Looking down, he found two bodies on the ground behind the door of the hut.

These two corpses were sent by Liszt to check the situation after he heard that Bill died and ham disappeared.

Are crushed by Yang Xiao throat, eyes stare out of the eyes, it is a pair of death.

Li Nanfang understood: "we should take advantage of the dark, disguise as Liszt's men, and get on that freighter."

"What else can you do to save your woman? Can we find out min Rou's whereabouts through her? "

Yang Xiao eyebrow tip a pick, tone of gloomy say: "actually want me to say, as long as can protect your woman, other people die clean, best."

"No way!"

Li NanFang's firm answer.

"Why?" Yang Xiao asked

Li Nanfang stood up, arched his left leg, pedaled his right leg, covered his chest with his right hand, stretched his left hand forward, raised his chin at an angle of 45 degrees, and said slowly, "because I am a messenger of peace. My biggest wish is that there will be no more wars in the world and no more dead people. We all live happily. How nice it is to find a beautiful aunt to have a baby