My excellent lecherous aunt

Of course, Li Nanfang has to live.

He hasn't rescued min Rou, and he hasn't realized his great ambition of sleeping with Yue Zitong and Helan fairy. How can he die like this?

So, no matter how powerful the hurricane is, how dark Ham's heart is, he will be strong to live.

But one thing is for sure, that is, even if he has a black dragon attached to him, he will be surprised, but he can't incarnate into a substantial long dragon after all. With a long roar in the stormy waves, he begins to swim happily.

He has always been a person.

It's a personal body.

In the face of the storm, human beings are so small that they can be ignored.

Before the arrival of the tsunami, the aircraft carriers of the British three islands have to retreat quickly. What reason does Li Nanfang have not to stare helplessly and pass out when the huge waves wrapped up by the hurricane hit him fiercely?

In a coma, he seemed to hear someone coughing violently.

It's like someone's crying.

And calling his name: "Li Nanfang, come on, wake up, wake up!"

He really wants to wake up - but the black dragon in virtual form is not omnipotent.

When he was left and right by the black dragon, he had already overdrawn too much energy.

Then he swam in the sea for half an hour to search and rescue Yang Xiao.

At that time, he didn't know that the strength given him by the black dragon was nearly exhausted.

Until he carries Yang Xiao on his back and dreams of holding the black and white peony to the front of the boat, but the Black Peony cuts the rope with one knife, forcing him to roar in his heart and fall into the sea. After that, the strength given by the black dragon is completely exhausted.

Li Nanfang, who has become an ordinary man, has no reason to be able to withstand the huge waves in the sea.

Therefore, it's normal for Li Nanfang to fall into a deep coma after his physical strength was severely overdrawn.

When he heard someone crying in his ear and calling his name, he actually opened his eyes.

In a trance, he saw Yang's coffin.

Yang's beautiful face was full of tears.

Maybe the sea.

However, the ecstatic look he showed when he opened his eyes was true.

Li Nanfang wanted to ask her, "what's the matter, man? My whole body is sour and cool. Oh, my whole body is weak and weak. I even have to work so hard to open my eyes. "

He just didn't wait for his thoughts to come out, and was quickly overwhelmed by the darkness.

Li Nanfang had a dream.

He also dreamed that he became a paper man, saw six beauties, and took away other people's souls.

I also saw the king, still wearing a Black Dragon Robe, blowing his beard and staring at him.

Li Nanfang had this dream before, and now it can be regarded as a typical "dream of revisiting the past".

The old dream is different from the new one in that the king's attitude towards him seems a little better.

He also asked him, "do you know who Laozi is?"

Li NanFang's answer is also very simple: "who are you? I don't know."

"Lao Tzu is Yang Guang."

"Who is Yang Guang?"

"Don't you know my name?"

The king in the dream is angry again, and he is about to come and tear him.

Li Nanfang was a little afraid: "I suddenly remember. You are Yang Guang, a famous and fatuous king in Chinese history. "

"Fart."

Yang Guang roared: "I'm not a fool. Lao Tzu is the Supreme Master. Lao Tzu's contribution to China is comparable to that of Yao, Shun and Yu Tang, and that of Qin and Han Wu. It's all the historiographers who flattered Lao Li's family after the collapse of the Sui Dynasty, and the long tongues who discredited me! "

Seeing that Yang Guang was surrounded by many golden warriors with tiger eyes wide open and fierce, Li Nanfang was afraid: "ah, it's you. Do you want to be a great man who has been shining through the ages to be angry with me? "

"Ha ha, not angry, but sad."

Yang Guang's face suddenly darkened, and murmured: "I think I've been a hero all my life. I've killed millions of wronged souls. I don't know how many beauties I've conquered. But unexpectedly, I finally died in the hands of Xiao Xiaozhi. After death, I didn't even give a decent coffin, and occupied my empress Xiao. This is not the end, because I'm afraid that my soul will find them, so I ask Xuanmen to beat my soul into Jiuyou. Let me spin in the dark world for thousands of years, angry and crying. "

In Lao Yang's autobiography, Li Nanfang gradually understood.

After emperor Yang was killed by Yuwen's boss, Yuwen's boss was afraid that Lao Yang's evil spirit would make trouble to scare him, so he invited a Taoist priest to do it, and imprisoned his soul in Jiuyou: "you old man, just play happily over there, and don't come out to harm the world again."

How can a man with great ambition like Yang Di, who died before his ambition, make him sad and often make heroes cry? How can he be willing to live in Jiuyou forever?

So he would cry, he would make noise, and he would roar around all day.

After more than a thousand years of torturing, the other residents in Jiuyou were annoyed. They gathered to find the property company and asked to solve the problem. Otherwise, they would have to be tortured by him.

The manager in charge of Jiuyou takes a look. He always lets Lao Yang go on like this. Otherwise, everyone will have to rebel sooner or later. That's what he doesn't want to see.

But if you just let Lao Yang out - I'll go, he won't be upset?

It's the flourishing age of China outside. People can't live and work in peace and contentment. They commute from nine to five every day and go to the bar at night to pick up a girl. How happy is their life?

No, no, No.

Well.

The sorrowful magnate felt so bad that he could only sing "a dilemma" and after drinking a pot of wine, he got the idea.

Lao Yang can go out.

But there are conditions.

As long as you can leave that ghost place, no matter what conditions, Lao Yang will agree.

Dana's condition is simple: "you can go out, but not in the form of reincarnation. Otherwise, you will drag your family to death sooner or later. You are in the form of deposit. Do you know what deposit is? what? Don't even know what it means to deposit? Ah, Lao Yang, I don't mean you. You know how to cry all day. Why don't you read more books? In modern society, it's quite terrible to have no culture. "

The so-called deposit is to find a host.

The point is, this host can't be a normal person.

Because according to the Taoist theory of "six Samsara", every normal person who comes to this world has done a lot of good deeds in his last life, but he is not good enough to go to the way of heaven, and he is not willing to go to Shura, hell, animal and so on, so he can only come to humanity.

It's hard for others to come to humanity. Why should you deposit it in others?

Lao Yang was a little confused and asked, "whose body do you want me to occupy? Wow, I see. You want me to be born as a real dragon. "

"You think so. It's a real dragon. Cut, man, I guarantee that if you really want to live as a real dragon, you will be able to become a Cantonese dish with "nothing you dare to eat" in three days

"Holding a piece of grass, are those people so cruel?"

Lao Yang was startled: "in those years, I was leading Gao Ying, he ruobi and other brave generals. They killed the southerners, and almost slept with Zhang Lihua."

"Well, this time, that time."

Da Na sighed and said, "Lao Yang, what I mean is to let you find a child who is destined not to live long and use it as a host."

"Destined not to live long?"

Lao Yang's head is full of black lines, and he asks: "it's the lack of heaven and earth."

As soon as he said these words, he was interrupted by Da Na: "Lao Yang, you are not only illiterate, but also do not know how to keep pace with the times. What's the difference between heaven and earth? Now there are so many diseases outside. Have you heard of syphilis? What about AIDS? That thing is terrible. A while ago, I almost - cough, that what, I suggest you deposit in a premature aging children's body

"Is Mao a child with premature senility?"

Lao Yang's big eyes were full of ignorance.

Da Na had no choice but to popularize the knowledge of children with premature senility.

It is suggested that Lao Yang find a child with premature senility as the host, because the vast majority of children with premature senility almost do not live beyond the age of 13.

Moreover, their life is also spent in the pity and disgust of others.

It can be said that it's very hard. Life is not like death.

So, Dana thought, let Lao Yang find such a host.

After Lao Yang deposited himself with such a child, he wanted to help him grow up against the tide. The longer he grew, the more handsome he was.

In short, Lao Yang and the child are living and dying together.

When he died, Lao Yang's soul completely disappeared. From then on, there was no such person in the nine seclusions of heaven and earth.

Therefore, before the child's growth, Lao Yang should try his best to help him.

While Lao Yang is helping him, he is also cultivating his own skills.

In this way, the premature child's body, there are two lives.

One is his own humanity, the other is Lao Yang's evil nature.

In line with the principle that either the east wind prevails over the west wind, or women are tired to death of men, the life of this premature aging child is the life of fighting for the body with Lao Yang.

From then on, human nature and Demons coexisted.

With great humanity, Lao Yang has to be a little loach in his Qihai Dantian.

With a big magic, Lao Yang can not only control the body for a long time, but also change the color of heaven and earth.

Anyway, there are so many artificial beautiful girls in the world. Even if they are spoiled by him, they can't finish 800 every day.

After being fooled by Jiuyou property management, Lao Yang left his name on the relocation certificate.

But he also has a request, that is, this premature aging children, he must choose.

Lao Yang's request is nothing to Da Na - otherwise, he would refuse to move out and continue to make a lot of trouble in Jiuyou.

Lao Yang hopes that this premature aging child is his blood!

To tell you the truth, after Lao Yang said this request, Da Na was still shocked to scold and hold a straw.

But he agreed.

Everything is to let him go quickly.

So, on a certain night of lightning and thunder - lightning and thunder again.

A girl of 800 is visiting the Imperial Valley at night. She wants to see what's interesting there.

After the audacious girl successfully sneaked into the valley of the emperor, the thunder and lightning became even worse.

As soon as she crept into the ninth floor pagoda, a dark figure rushed out.

All the aborigines in 800 are super close combat masters.

Girls, too.

Of course, when the shadow came out, she had a snowflake on her left to cover the top, a black tiger on her right to dig out her heart, one to cleave Huashan, and the next to sit on Guanyin lotus.

After being made by someone who doesn't know what it is, even the girl who is afraid of pain is crazy.

Although she was crazy, there was still a trace of reason in her heart, knowing that she was pregnant.