My fort has a caliber of three thousand meters

soon--

The woman in the room upstairs finished washing and put on a very beautiful-looking outfit, and walked down slowly, elegantly like a princess.

Pretty?

It's beautiful.

The corners of Wei Yan's lips slowly raised, and after a gentlemanly salute, he calmly acted as if nothing had happened. He took the woman's extended hand, kissed her lips lightly, and then spoke with a smile.

Let's go, my little princess, our nightlife has begun.

Hopefully this isn't the last night we have.

Of course not, but it is very likely to be the last night out for some people. I hope they enjoy it enough tonight to avoid regrets in this life.

I love you.

Um?

Wei Yan was stunned for a moment, obviously stunned, and he didn't know how to answer the question for a while. After a while, he realized what he was saying and stuttered: Why do you say this suddenly? You never said I love you.

I haven't said it for many years, but I suddenly want to say, can't I?

Of course you can, I love you too, my little princess.

Brother Jiang, don't you have any confirmation yet?

Wang Jili leaned on the table uncomfortably. He didn't even know that the cigarette in his mouth was upside down. After lighting it and choking hard, he threw the cigarette in his hand into the trash can with some annoyance. He took a deep breath, put his trembling hands in his pockets and said hoarsely.

I don't know why, but my inner uneasiness is getting stronger and stronger.

no.

Something must be done, we can't just sit back and wait for death.

The god who is officially called Wei Yan is not dead. I can't sleep or eat well. Damn it! How can this federation release such a big villain so easily? Those people with high salaries are just eating shit. !!!

Hey Hey hey!

X, who was sitting aside, shook his head helplessly: You may have made a mistake. To that god, you are the villain, right?

After all, you did that kind of thing while his wife was sleeping. No matter from which point of view, you are more like a villain. Then what about the god who is obviously the protagonist who avenges his wife?

Would it be interesting for you to go against me now?

Wang Jili stared at x with a gloomy face and said word by word: Don't forget that you auctioned off the body of the goddess, and placed it in your Rose Club, letting the members enjoy it for three days and three nights as they wanted. ,I tell you!

If we die, we both have to die together, and it won't be easy for you either.

What do you think you're worried about?

x sighed softly before projecting the chat box on his watch in the air: Mr. Jiang Cheng has already replied to me, saying that he will solve this matter. Let us be prepared and keep a low profile during this period, so I said , don’t be too worried.”

After all, I still trust Mr. Jiang Cheng's thousand-meter-caliber cannon more than my unwarranted power.

Moreover.

Then Wei Yan ran away from Nila Star. Even if he knew about this matter after running out, he would go to Haomao Star immediately. How could he come to Bei Yin Star? After all, that incident did not happen in Bei Yin Star. On the Silver Star.”

And our Jiang Cheng Company has also been very low-key in Bei Yinxing during this period, and has never exposed the company's name.

In this case, unless Wei Yan lost his mind, it would be impossible for him to go directly to Beiyinxing to find us when he just ran away from the Federation.

Do you think this is true?

Wang Jili frowned and pondered for a while. Although he still felt a little uneasy, the panic in his heart finally calmed down a little. After taking a deep breath, he pushed open the door of the office and walked out with a bad look on his face. .

If Mr. Jiang Cheng has any news, please contact me as soon as possible.

Do not worry.

Looking at Wang Jili's leaving figure.

X just shrugged and poured himself a glass of vodka. He turned his head and looked at Li Yikui aside and raised his glass: Drink something?

Isn't the contrast between your before and after too great?

Li Yikui looked at x with some surprise: Just now you were as worried and scared as Wang Jili, and now you are suddenly so calm?

Tsk.

x chuckled and shook his head: Do you know what the first thing Jiang Cheng did when he debuted? He kidnapped all the clients in my Rose Club and then started extorting ransom. This was the first thing Jiang Cheng did when he debuted. ticket.

I came into contact with Jiang Cheng Company relatively early.

Do you know what the caliber of the giant cannon in Mr. Jiang Cheng's hand was at that time?

Tens of meters.

It's only a few dozen meters, and it can destroy an office building in a few seconds.

And now, the diameter is more than a thousand meters. In a few seconds, the huge shock wave can even wash away half of the orange star.

Generally speaking, when you can see the explosion with the naked eye, the shock wave has already arrived in front of you.

And do you know how long it took for the cannon to go from a caliber of tens of meters to over a thousand meters now?

x slowly raised a finger and said seriously: Less than a month.

In less than a month, it has developed to such an extent.

That's why I bet all my chips on Mr. Jiang Cheng. Can you imagine what would happen if Mr. Jiang Cheng was given three months?

Such people are more terrifying than gods.

Why should I fear the gods?

That god should be afraid of us.

The fact that he can escape means that he cannot completely ignore the threat posed by firepower. Since he cannot completely ignore it, Mr. Jiang Cheng will make that god realize what real firepower is.

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Li Yikui was silent for a while with a complex expression before sighing: I don't know if Mr. Jiang Cheng has received the power of your faith. You should be his most devout believer.

Pull him down.

x glanced at Li Yikui angrily, then drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, lit a cigarette casually and held it in his mouth, leaned back on the chair with an intoxicated expression, blew out the smoke, and used the smoke above his head as he pleased. After shaking off his hands, he spoke.

Tell me about you.

Talking about me? What did you say about me?

Tell me why you like to lie to people so much. Do you have any hobbies?

Hey, I can sue you for defamation. What does it mean that I like to lie to people? Who did I lie to?

You lied to me about that bullshit mecha. It can withstand the Federation's neutron cannon. It can even take a bath in it without any problem.

Hey, you're not done yet, are you? Do you plan to talk about this for the rest of your life?

Yes, unless you put on that mecha and let me shoot you with a neutron cannon.

After Li Yikui remained speechless for a long time, he sighed and raised his hands as if begging for mercy: Okay, okay, I admit, I lied to you that time, but just this time, okay? Did I lie to others again? ?”

Aren't you still selling courses?

x glanced at Li Yikui with disdain: Doesn't this count?

Hey, hey, how can selling courses be a scam? Do you understand payment for knowledge? What is payment for knowledge? Do you understand?

“Did the people who bought your course make money?”

No.

Isn't that just a lie?

But if they don't buy the course, they can't make any money. I didn't interfere with their cause and effect. From a causal point of view, I didn't lie to them, it was just that they deceived themselves, and they deceived themselves to make money.

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Seeing the disgusted expression on x's face, Li Yikui sighed helplessly. After being silent for a long time, he whispered: Well, it's actually because I was deceived once when I was young.

That time left a psychological shadow on me.

When I first graduated, I walked away from the school environment. I only worked and slept every day. Other than that, I didn't have any contact with any women.

Those women in the company have no development opportunities at all. I need a girlfriend, or rather not a girlfriend, I need someone who I treat well.

etc--

x frowned, raised his finger and gestured in the air: What you said seems a bit hard to say. What do you mean you need someone who is good to you?

I don't know if you can understand this feeling.

Li Yikui shook his head, lowered his head and continued: I hope there is someone who can let me be good to her unconditionally. I want to experience the feeling of loving others. In other words, my state at that time was that I wanted to To give without even expecting anything in return, I just want to be nice to someone.

It can be roughly understood as a lack of love.

Later I met an online girlfriend.

After chatting for a few days, she asked me to order takeout and milk tea for her. I didn't refuse, but I was a little happy because I felt that she must have felt that we were already very familiar with each other, so she would be like this. Open your mouth.

I order it every time and never refuse.

But later on, she didn't even chat with me. She would only send me the takeout and milk tea I wanted to eat at noon every day and let me place the order. Other than that, there was no communication.

It makes me feel like I'm not a boyfriend, but a licker.

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x said with a complex expression: This is more than just a dog licking. This is simply an ordering waiter. The waiters in five-star hotels don't have your service standards. Why don't you think of developing as a waiter? You can definitely do it for me. The waiter industry has set a new industry benchmark and become an unsurpassed god in the hearts of all waiters!

Li Yikui did not answer, but continued to speak in a daze.

But even if it's still the case, I didn't refuse. After all, it's just a meal, and I don't need the money. It's a good deal to make me happy, because I also enjoy this feeling of being nice to others.

But after three months of this.

One day, she suddenly said that she had graduated from college and was going to work in a distant city, but there were no acquaintances in that city. She was lonely and a little scared.

oh?

x picked up the vodka glass on the table and said with some surprise: Did the lovers finally get married? Did she let you go to work in her city?

No.

Li Yikui looked complicated and shook his head: She asked me to help her buy a house in that city. She said that after having her own house, she would not feel afraid in a strange city.

puff!

x couldn't hold back and spit out the vodka in his mouth. He picked up his sleeve and wiped his mouth. He looked at Li Yikui in disbelief. His mouth slowly grew bigger and he couldn't say a word for a while.

I had just graduated at that time, so how could I get the money to buy a house?

Besides, I just lack love and I'm not a fool. Isn't this obviously lying to me? Then I rejected her.

It's okay, not too stupid.

After that, she ignored me for three days, but she didn't delete my friend. During these three days, I couldn't sleep or eat well. Every time I closed my eyes, the photos she sent me were all in my mind. So on the fourth day, I started Research the mortgage interest rates in that city and prepare to buy her a house while I go to work in that city.

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x gave a thumbs up speechlessly: This, you really are this!

But on the fourth day, she took the initiative to send me a message saying hello.

What do you mean? An apology is coming?

No, this time there is a strange woman behind this account. This woman told me that someone sold this account to her. She saw the chat history between me and that woman on the product introduction page and felt very sorry for me. Spend money to buy the account.

And tell me the truth.

Tell me not to trust people easily or spend money easily on the Internet in the future.

I was a little confused at the time, but later I found out that my online date had put her chat account with me on a second-hand website for sale.

The product title is Second-hand dog licking at reduced prices!

The content of the product is You can order takeout and milk tea for free, but I don't have much financial ability. I asked him to buy me a house and he refused. I ignored him for three days. The person who bought the account needs to say something and cultivate some feelings before he can let him buy it again. I’ll give you some takeout for free.”

By the way, this licking dog likes to be called brother. He is very ugly and needs to overcome his inner obstacles.

Then I searched on that second-hand website and found out that there are a lot of people like me. There are many second-hand dog lickings listed online with clearly marked prices.

And my price is 500 star coins.

The mouth that x had just protected slowly opened wide again in shock, and could not be closed for a while.

When the woman who bought the account told me about this, I was shocked and angry at the first moment, but I realized the second time that this woman is a truly good person, and this kind of person is worthy of my free service.

Then I told this woman that you are a good person and I am willing to treat you for free. Please tell me your address and I will give you takeout every day.

And then you were cheated again?

No.

This time, Li Yikui was silent for a long time with a complex expression before speaking: I was not deceived this time. This woman is really a good person. She said I misunderstood. The reason why she bought this account was simply to free lives. .

“I was very confused at the time and didn’t know what “release” meant.

Finally, she said that she was a Buddhist layperson and would often release animals to accumulate merit. In addition to releasing animals to lick dogs, she also often released animals such as birds and kittens.

Since then, my whole mentality has completely changed.

I don't want to be nice to others anymore, including that damn Buddhist layman!

Fuck me

x's mouth slowly grew, and his body froze in place for a long time before he murmured: Your life is so wonderful. If only I had known you earlier, watching this scene live would definitely be more interesting.

At this time, Wang Jili was upset and wandered around the streets of a city in Bei Yinxing. Then he stood at an intersection. After taking a deep breath, he took off the badge on his chest, kissed it lightly, and casually glanced at the road. A shop next to it.

However, with just this sweep, his whole body froze in place!

Can you please stop kissing me?

The resentful and angry voice on the badge sounded hoarse: I am also a male. You will cause a great personal insult to me. Can you please respect me?

Um?

Soon, Badge discovered that something seemed wrong with Wang Jili.

Um, are you okay? Did I speak too harshly?

Don't think too much about it. I don't mean anything else. I just think that since we are both male, this is a bit indecent. Besides,

Wang Jili didn't hear the nagging of the badge at all, but his eyes flashed with fear. His whole body froze in place, looking at a product in the cupboard of the shop next to him in disbelief!

A 1:1 adult doll, and its face is exactly that of a female god!

At this moment, this body is placed under the spotlight in the cupboard!

It’s surrounded by pink and other suggestive things!

There is a price tag below.

19998 star coins.

And outside the store cupboard, he saw a couple.

The woman in the couple looked very familiar. If she looked carefully, she looked exactly like the doll in the cupboard!

At this time, the couple was standing outside the shop with calm expressions, looking at the doll in the cupboard!

Damn, damn, damn!!!

Wang Jili was frozen in place, feeling that his legs were as heavy as lead and could not be lifted up at all. In his heart, he scolded Wang Jili angrily many times!

Isn’t that piece of shit a real-life one-to-one doll produced in the factory of Good Cat Star?

Why does this doll appear on Beiyinxing?

Are they displayed openly and openly in the display window of Bei Yinxing products?

Moreover, Wei Yan and the goddess actually came to Bei Yinxing and saw the real one-to-one doll.

It's over.

Only two words came out of his heart for a moment, and he subconsciously clenched the badge in his hand, wanting to escape from this place quickly, but for some reason, his legs were like lead and did not obey his control at all!