My funeral anchor, a concern to the entire network is scared!

My funeral anchor, a concern to the entire network is scared! Author: Inaccessible killer

Introduction:

Brief introduction: Zhang Fan crossed the parallel world and became the owner of a funeral shop.

On this day, he brushed a short video and brushed a fighting blogger with a kick.

The blogger stood arrogantly at the door of the boxing hall and threatened to go in to kill the owner’s incident teeth. At this time, the funeral system was activated.

“Cumulative 16 malicious speculation kicks, the probability of being beaten at 100%next time! Fighting accident mortality is 98%! Precise customers, hosts can pay attention in advance!”

Zhang Fan raised his hand is a concern: “Hello, in order to give back to the new and old customers, this shop specially launched the SF funeral one -stop. It can be 75 % off in advance. Do you need service?”

The blogger disdain, and even let go of a ‘Zuo Zhengdeng’ to kick Zhang Fan’s signature!

I never thought that the blogger was began to be KO as soon as the fight was started, and it was violent on the spot!

“The one -stop service of Changhong Funeral follows you!”

Zhang Fan’s comment is hot. Whenever you see such a tip, the anchor of the entire network is full of soul.

“Big Brother, please pull me me!”

“Don’t scare me, I haven’t married my daughter -in -law yet!”

“Brother’s forgiveness, can’t your output this quarter’s output?”

“I lost, the guy’s attention list is farted?!”

What’s more?

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“Two and a half years, there is no big order, and my shop will be yellow!”

“Who said you can meet your customers at night? This special is not even a ghost!”

late at night.

South City.

The night is hazy, and there is only a small shop named “Changhong Funeral” on the streets that are silent.

The young man looked out the window and sighed helplessly.

His name is Zhang Fan, the owner of this funeral shop.

At this time, it was 11 o’clock in the middle of the night, and the employees had already come home from get off work, but he still adhered to his post.

There is no reason for him.

The business in the store this month is not good.

And the three orders sold are just some yellow paper, not even a ashes!

On this way, the funeral shop really goes down.

In fact, since the opening of the funeral store for more than two years, the business has been very bleak.

Zhang Fan once had the idea of running the shop, but the reality was always cruel.

He was not a person in this world. He just passed through this funeral store close to the closure.

To say that the original owner of this body is even more talented!

Before the shop was decorated, he paid the rent directly for five years, and had a three -year salary for employees!

Two and a half years, for two and a half years, a coffin has never been sold, and the original owner is dead!

Zhang Fan took over the body. He was very conflict about the industry, but as a cross, he tied another golden finger with the cashback.

There is no way, I can only take a step at a step, I can’t give up the golden finger?

As a cross, can you mix without golden fingers?

Of course not!

Therefore, Zhang Fan had to stay in the store temporarily and touch his luck.

Anyway, the rent and the salary of the employee have been done, and he has no burden.

The big deal is waiting for the rent to expire.

If you have a good luck, the system will also give a very rich reward, which is why he is still waiting in the store so late.

“Life is like this … This night, I really don’t necessarily dare to do a business …”

Whenever I think of this, Zhang Fan’s mood will be a lot easier, and he simply leaned on the bench and brushed short videos.

Every day at this point, all kinds of cattle ghosts and snakes on the platform come out.

What little wild cats, little 月 什么, the moon’s soft meow strawberry sauce, all kinds of women’s layers are endless.

Wipe the side and wipe the edges, but the figure and dancing posture of the ladies and sisters are really good, men love to watch!

Bai Huahua’s video with a few funny paragraphs, Zhang Fan quickly raised his teeth.

Unconsciously, half an hour passed.

Zhang Fan’s habitual drawing, brushed a live broadcast of ‘free fighting old Zhang’.

Lao Zhang’s arrogant attitude and contempt of the world immediately attracted Zhang Fan’s attention.

In the video.

A middle -aged man wearing white short -sleeved and sports shorts was standing in front of a rolling gate.

“Brothers, this is the 17th station of Lao Zhang’s national battle, Thunder Museum!”

“The owner of this boxing hall is a professional boxer known as Leelong, CBU gold medalist!”

“The opponent’s strength is very strong, but everyone can rest assured that my old diamond legs are not Bai Lian!”

“I have already sent a video to fight with him. Today I came to the high -speed rail. He didn’t open the door.”

“Obviously, he is scared!”

“Today, I will kick Lei Long’s incisor and let him kneel on the ground and call his father!”

Lao Zhang’s figure was a bit bloated, without any trace of training, and even obvious beer belly.

However, this did not affect his arrogance at all. He saw him kept holding the iron door and screaming arrogantly in his mouth.

“Lei Long, come out, the buddy has been unhappy for a long time!”

“Open the door! Open the door!”

The iron door was smashed, and the look of Zhang Fan was aggressive.

Good guy, brother, have you been practicing?

Play the hall at eleven o’clock in the evening, for fear of someone in the boxing hall, right?

Forget it, it is estimated that it is another hype.

Just as Zhang Fan planned to go away, the systemic prompt sound suddenly sounded in his mind.

“He 16 times, the probability of being beaten at 100%next time, the mortal mortality rate of fighting is 98%, precise users, hosts can pay attention.”

Um?

Zhang Fan stunned.

Precision customers?

Can the system help choose customers now?

There is no business in the funeral store, and the system is in a hurry.

The meaning of the system is also very clear.

This blogger named Lao Zhang did not have a real kung fu in his hands, but he played the museum maliciously. This time, one hundred percent of the kick will be beaten.

And the probability of being killed on the spot is as high as 98%!

Thinking of this, Zhang Fan could not help but come up with an idea in his mind:

This blogger named Lao Zhang may be killed!

The probability of 98%, can the remaining two points be ignored, right?

Also, once the kick kick is successful, the boxing hall is almost unable to do it.

The coach’s prestige is disappeared. Who is willing to follow the students?

Broken people’s wealth is like killing parents. Besides, you also choose to come in the evening.

This point may be that people go to bed early. If this is a little bit angry, it is no wonder that it is not cruel!

The main thing is that this old Zhang does not seem to be able to fight, but his attitude is extremely arrogant.

“this……”

After thinking about it, Zhang Fan simply drew into Lao Zhang’s personal homepage.

Introduction is clean and clear:

[Lao Zhang, Contemporary Qiao Feng, Global Kaitu, specializing in all kinds of dissatisfaction! .

There are dozens of videos, no teaching and daily life, all the challenges of kicking off the hall!

Moreover, the attitude of each video is arrogant!

It can be seen that the kick -kicking hall is the way he gets traffic.

Although many people say that he is hype, many people still admire the courage of Lao Zhang.

Take a simple look, Zhang Fan returned to the live room.

It may be because Lei Long is famous in the fighting world. At this time, the discussion of the barrage is very fierce:

[Laughing to death, kicking the hall and kicking Lei Ge, a punch will give you a vegetative! .

[Lao Zhang’s strength is still there, everyone wait and see! .

[I sent a private message to Lei Ge. He usually sleeps in the boxing hall. It is estimated that he will open the door soon! .