My Girlfriend is a Wicked Girl
: The 392th P-share theorem
Xueli ate dinner very slowly, even if she really liked the dishes made by Kitahara Xiuji, she still ate very slowly, and only ate the amount for two people in 15 minutes. This eating speed is good on others, but on her, this is a typical loss of appetite, which is obviously worrying.
Xiuji Kitahara actually knew how to deal with it. Xueli felt that she had made a mistake and should be punished. At this time, she gave her two feet on her ass, pulled her ears long, or asked her to raise her hands and kneel on her knees. When I was young, anyway, it was enough to clean up her like Dongmei's little carrot head before, and then she felt comfortable.
Xueli’s character is actually very childish, and children’s minds are usually very simple. They make mistakes and admit punishment. After being punished, they feel that they are offset. Then it means that there is no fart, and guilt is not even mentioned. It is just another way of speaking. The beating is a beating, and the punishment is a punishment. This does not prevent her from making the same mistake again-the same is true for children, so it is often said that corporal punishment is useless.
The thinking logic of children is very different from that of adults!
This is a bit difficult to understand, but it is the case. It should be considered as a child psychology application category. However, Kitahara thinks that it is okay to be an emergency at the moment. It is to help Xueli adjust his mental state, so he looked at Xueli’s fat **** several times and hesitated. Do you give her a kick, but there is one more question... He can't get that cruelty.
Not everyone is Dongmei's, that **** carrot head is really ruthless! Saying that if you beat your sisters all over the floor, you can really beat your sisters all over the floor. Kitahara Xiuji is obviously not that piece of material.
If the enemy is okay, he has become aggressive, and if he has no sequelae, he is really okay to chop off the head with a single knife, but let him scold him severely and hit her twice by the way, and he feels particularly awkward.
This is also a bit difficult to understand. It is probably related to his fantasy when he was lack of love in his childhood-he imagined having a warm family, so if he wants to use violence against his family, there is a feeling of destroying the perfect family in his fantasy, which is very contradictory. psychology.
This can only say that human nature is always a mystery.
"What are you looking at?" Of course, Suzuki Noki followed the snow in the northern original brand small stove. She has always been shameless and is very comfortable with the privileges. She doesn't mean to "share the suffering" with the team members at all-"together". No, she wants to take the big head, and distribute the rest to her subordinates.
The three of them sat in a row for dinner, mainly for the convenience of taking care of Yuki. Nozomi Suzuki naturally noticed that Kitahara Hideji was always squinting behind Yuki. She watched it seven times in fifteen minutes, and she was blind if she couldn't find it anymore. , Finally couldn't help but ask out loud.
Kitahara Hideji was distracted, and he was slow to react: "Well...what did you say?"
He is still engaged in a fierce ideological struggle, and Daxueli is a challenge for him-he will have a child in the future, and he will definitely be one of the five best fathers. He will definitely put reasoning as the first priority, and he will not get angry. Can beat children.
Children will not be able to beat them, and it is even more impossible to beat their wives. It's impossible to beat a wife, but it's even more difficult to beat a girlfriend.
He didn't hear what Suzuki Noki was talking about at all, and Suzuki Noki gave him a smile, "Nothing, the food tastes so good."
Are you looking at the ass? This kid really likes girls with big butts. For example, the short winter melon has no advantages. They are short and small, but with that small waist, the **** is extraordinarily big and beautiful. As a result, she entered the girlfriend list.
Xueli's body is an enlarged version of Dongmei, and his **** is also very fat, so he can't help but keep watching, right?
It should be like this!
Although the two young ones of Xia Zhi Xia Sha have not yet started to develop, they look good in shape and have great potential. In the future, the body should be like snow, so this kid usually has a good attitude towards them, and often promises them some unreasonable requests. .
Sure enough, is the **** the most important thing? Is there any disproval? By the way, Haruna is a washboard, and I feel that this kid treats her normally, and the two parties have the least conversation. This should be disproved!
Suzuki Noki fell into the conjecture of the "butt theorem" for a while, and the more he thought about it, the more he realized it was possible-don't ignore the details, sometimes the details determine success or failure!
"Thank you, it suits your taste." Kitahara didn't care about the praise. He listened to it every day when he opened the store. It was not fresh, and he was not disgusted with Suzuki Nozuki's rice. Sick cats eat at most 22 meters per meal.
Suzuki Noki glanced at him, then couldn't help but glance at Xueli's butt, and touched it with his hand, feeling soft and soft with a little elasticity.
Is this the inheritance of Fukuzawa's mother? It feels that apart from Chuncai, the other four sisters are all similar in figure, just the difference between the large and small size, so they are especially treated preferentially?
As long as you have such a butt, it is estimated that your winning rate can increase by 50%, right?
Suzuki Noki's eyes lit up as she squeezed it, and she felt like she had discovered the ultimate truth, but Xueli raised her head in confusion and asked, "Naki, what are you doing?"
What do you want to do when you touch my butt? Do you want to have dinner?
"Xueli, your **** is so big!" Suzuki Noki is still squeezing, dignified, and doesn't care-a girl pinching a girl is not a hooligan, the kid in Kitahara can't let out half a fart even looking at him pinching, it's okay !
Xueli nodded silently: "I know, I have a bee-shaped body, big breasts, slender waist and fat ass. My sister always blames me for being too masculine!" Then she lowered her head and started eating, "But I think it's a good thing, with big breasts. Foot, big **** can give birth to sons, I will have ten in the future!"
Hideji Kitahara ate silently. This is a private conversation between a girl's best friend. It's better for him to pretend that he didn't hear it, but ten? In the future, there will be a total of eleven rice buckets for one big and ten small schools... It feels better to start a business early, the family burden is very heavy!
Suzuki Noki also withdrew his hand, and compared his own with the sense of hand, and was suddenly shocked-no better than I don't know, this comparison...Isn't there no way I don't?
No wonder this kid never looks at me, no wonder he doesn't like me at all!
Is it really because of this? !
The more she thought about it, the more frightened she became. Did she lose at the starting line? She touched her "pelvic bone" again, and couldn't help but verify to Kitahara Xiuji: "Master Kitahara, what do you think of Xueli's figure?"
Hideji Kitahara glanced at her and told the truth: "Very good and full of energy."
In the snow, the body should be big in the big place, and the thin place should be thin. The devil's figure means she is impeccable, but the buttocks have indeed gotten a lot of fat recently.
"What about me?" This sentence was the point, and Suzuki Noki looked forward to it.
Kitahara Xiuji didn't even watch her this time, and said casually: "Don't worry about something you don't have. Your strengths are not in that respect."
Although Suzuki Noki often brags that she is a supermodel figure, she is actually a matchstick, and there is no way to talk about the concept of a figure.
He felt that he was very euphemistic, and if there was something, or if there was no, there was nothing. Everyone was so familiar, it didn't make sense to be polite to each other, but Suzuki Noki felt that his hair was going to stand up, and after holding back the weather for a long time, he pushed the bowl. , Qi said: "I won't eat anymore!"
Too insulting!
Xueli looked at her bowl, looked at her thin arms and legs, and shook his head: "Naixi, you can't do this, you can only be strong if you eat more...Waste of food is bad, and you will be thundered. I'll eat it for you!"
She often slept with Suzuki Noki and drank a bottle of water together during training. She didn't think she was dirty. He picked up the small bowl of rice and poured it into her mouth, and then drank Suzuki Noki's soup. Exhausted, sighed: "I don't have any appetite today, I can't eat it, like a stalk on my neck, I won't eat it anymore."
Suzuki Noki was stunned, I haven't finished eating yet, the blind man gave me an apology to coax me, I still want to continue eating!
Kitahara Xiuji glanced at Xueli's dinner plate and found that there were no grains of rice left, which seemed to be a good thing, but Xueli's expression was still gloomy, and he obviously lost the joy that he had eaten in the past, and seemed to be in guilt.
But the truth that should have been taught to Xueli has been explained, and now it doesn't make sense to repeat it again-he can't just hit the snow, he can only put it in the snow and go back to the room.
In fact, in addition to not having the heart to fight, he also has a worry.
He is not Dongmei after all. Dongmei's eldest sister is like a mother. If Da Xueli, Xueli has no desire to resist, but he only has the name of a boyfriend. If this is scolded and beaten twice, what if Xueli fights back?
Although Yi Xueli's character has a 99.99% probability that he will not fight back and will only hold his head to beg for mercy, he can't afford the 0.01% probability - he is not sure about holding Xueli now.
Xueli went back to the room to rest. He piled up the tableware and dinner plates. When he was about to leave, he glanced at the suffocated Suzuki Noki, and asked strangely: "Aren't you leaving? Why is this expression? I'm not feeling well?" This cargo has been standing under the big sun for three hours today. Is this a slight heat stroke? Didn't eat a lot just now, is it nauseating?
Suzuki Noki glanced at him, got up and walked away, airing: "I'm uncomfortable, my **** hurts!"
Kitahara wanted to help her check her physical condition, but she looked at her little skirt again, but she couldn’t find where her **** was. He thought it might be a duck who had been sitting for a long time. , It shouldn't be a big deal, so let her go.
He went back to his room, replied to Yoko's email, thanked her for her cheer, and also replied to Dongmei, stating that everything was fine here, and then he massaged his right arm again, and painted a bit of invigorating blood. The ointment of blood stasis enhances the speed of qi and blood-now his body is actually quite strong, but as long as the human body has relatively fragile parts, he is no exception. This continuous high-intensity and high-load pitching brings his joints A great burden came.
And now there is no such thing as a regional competition that can last a week before participating in the competition. The main race schedule is still very close. He can rest for four days in one round, and only two days off in the second round, less for three rounds, and only one day off, four rounds also have one day off, and then one game a day to a decisive victory-not to be eliminated. Under the circumstances, and this is still the revised format. It used to be that the quarterfinals were played in one day. It was finally changed to the quarterfinals in two days after abandoning several pitchers.
With such a tight schedule, I'm afraid I won't be able to stick to it if it's not well maintained.
After applying the ointment, he flipped through the reference book for more than an hour, then flipped through the miscellaneous books to change his mind, and then read a dozen pages of reference books-closed management during the game, everyone was locked in this small hotel , One person per room, and he doesn't want to go to the hall to chat with others, so he can only spend time reading here.
He used his studies as entertainment, and at ten o'clock in the evening, he sent an email to Xueli, then he turned the book and waited for a while, picked up his mobile phone to look at it, and found that Xueli hadn't returned.
He was not surprised that Xueli's mobile phone was a half decoration, she only used it when she needed to find someone, and she usually put it aside.
After all, he was a little worried. He wanted to see the snow and was happy again. After thinking about it, he went to the kitchen, planning to make some supper for the snow, but opened the refrigerator door and recalled the fat **** in the snow. ——Compared with a year and a half ago, Xueli is indeed a bit fatter. Although the fat seems to be concentrated in the rabbit and buttocks, this is a sign!
It is impossible for rabbits and buttocks to be infinitely big. What Dongmei said is reasonable. Snow should indeed go on a diet, otherwise it will be no problem to develop into a big fat man of 300 kg in the future.
So if you want to eat Xueli happily, you can't eat too much. It seems incomprehensible, but it doesn't make it difficult for a top chef like Kitahara Hideji.
He touched an egg out of the refrigerator and plated it in his hand. He plated the egg yolk in the middle based on his feeling, and then quickly frozen it for five minutes and then carefully peeled off the shell. The frozen raw egg that was basically solidified appeared. In front of his eyes-translucent, the egg yolk can be seen faintly, but it is three points cute.
Then he picked up the knife and cut the cute cold raw egg, and his knife skills were naturally quite good, and he cut out five slices with egg yolk.
Next is the fried eggs, light the pan with some oil, and in a blink of an eye, five small fried eggs are out of the pan. He adjusted the taste again, holding the ketchup and drew a smiley face-it should be no problem to fool around in the snow~www.readwn.com~ She thought she ate five eggs, but in fact only one, at most she would think this fried egg smaller.
It is impossible for her brain to distinguish this egg. The fool-type girlfriend is so good and easy to coax!
Kitahara was very satisfied, and baked a few pieces of pure grain multigrain bread slices, still baked a smiling face, this kind of dietary fiber is not easy to gain weight, it can also stimulate the stomach wall to produce a feeling of fullness, and it is easy to pull out. It is suitable for snow, and it is even better with some fresh vegetables.
He made a special meal for full stomach and weight loss, and carefully arranged the plate to form a special visual effect. He eagerly went to feed his girlfriend, and knocked on the door in front of the room in the snow, no response, and knocked again. , Still no response.
He hesitated and twisted the doorknob, but the door opened directly, but there was no one in the room, only the window was open, and the curtains "pupu" in the night breeze, shaking like an enchanting little fairy.
People?
Kitahara was slightly taken aback, but he didn't think Xueli would run away from home. Generally, she would only have this kind of situation when she was forced to study, and she would not hurt people.
He walked to the window and looked at it. He felt that she had forgotten to close the window, so he planned to close it for her before looking for her. Maybe it was in Suzuki Noki's room?
But when he was about to close, he heard Xueli's voice from above: "Show time, don't close the window, I will go down later."
Hearing the sound, Kitahara leaned out half of the window and looked up, and found that Xueli was sitting cross-legged on the roof above his head. He couldn't help asking strangely: "What are you doing there, Xueli?"
"I'm thinking!
"Thinking?" Kitahara Hideji was really surprised this time. That thing is using your head, do you have it?
"Yes, Xiuxi, I was thinking... Am I a monster?"
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