My girlfriend is Ying Lili

The shopping trip finally came to an end.

On the way back, there are still many passengers on the tram, but after staggering the morning and evening rush hours, of course there will be no forced wall dongs.

After one stop, Hashima Kiyosuke and Kato Kee got off the bus and even got two seats.

"Let's sit down."

"Ok."

Kiyosuke Hashima said that this was the first time he sat down on a tram.

Although there are many passengers, they are quite quiet, and most of the conversations with others are biting their ears and whispering. The warm sunlight shining in from the window makes people feel a little drowsy.

"If Hashima-kun is sleepy, you can sleep for a while." It was light and fluttering, as if the sound of the wind outside the window was ringing in his ears, "I can call you when I arrive."

"No." Hashima Kiyosuke shook his head, "I'd better wait to go back and take a nap."

Firstly, I was not so sleepy, and secondly, sleeping on the tram was uncomfortable.

The sage didn’t persuade him, but moved closer to Hashima Kiyosuke, then raised his cell phone to the center, "Let’s watch Twitter for a while."

Hashima Kiyosuke smiled: "Thank you Kato."

Sunny afternoon.

In the lightly shaking tram.

Outside the window is a strange scenery backwards.

In his ears, the sage classmates were plain and dull, like the sound of catkins flying.

Unconsciously, it calmed down.

Megumi Kato will always turn on the silent Megumi mode when a girl appears, but probably no one knows what the saint classmates are playing on their phones. Hashima Kiyosuke observed and found that they were actually Twittering.

Think about it too. Because of her personality, Megumi Kato doesn't reject otaku culture, but she can't say she likes it. Of course, she doesn't use her mobile phone to read novels, and she also has no interest in games. Mobile phones are mainly used for Twitter and news.

Kiyomizu Hashima looked at it for a while and found that Twitter is similar to Chinese Weibo. It is an official or personal sharing of interesting things about his life, and occasionally some warnings about earthquakes in certain areas pop up, and the title is mostly "I'm on the subway." The strange things encountered in the movie','My child looks so cute when angry','The touching cute pet you have encountered in those years' and so on.

Kiyomizu Hashima has no expression on his face and no fluctuations in his heart.

Fortunately, I was not the editor of the Shock Department before, otherwise I can't help but change the title in all directions!

For example, the content of the subway miracle is "In a full subway, a middle-aged uncle suddenly said,'There are children who are going to get off the train, please let me.' After everyone let go, the middle-aged uncle walked off the tram. , While saying'I am the kid'.'

If it is the editor of the Tian Dynasty, in order to attract people's attention, the title will definitely be changed to "Shock!On a crowded subway, a middle-aged man did such a thing in public to get off the train" Ah!

As soon as Hashima Kiyosuke felt a little boring, the sage classmate saw a shocking hot news. The picture shows a male artist who is covered in patches and pouting his buttocks on the stage, only the key parts have a thin layer. The mosaic!

This kind of thing can actually be on Twitter?

And still hot?

Do you know someone has invented the mosaic removal technology!

Kiyosuke Hashima glanced at the news, and he was speechless. This guy is not an old pervert, but an artist, and he is still quite famous.

As we all know, there are many large-scale variety shows in Japan. It is absolutely impossible to broadcast on TV before crossing. This uncle is the kind of large-scale entertainer who has only one skill, that is, to cover it with an iron plate. [BEEP——] Then turn over the plate with extremely fast hand speed. As long as the speed is fast enough, no audience can see the important parts.

No one has ever seen the secret of the dish flipping before, so some people suspect that the artist actually took protective measures. As a result, people walked by the river. How can they not wet their shoes? This artist appeared in today's program special. Mistakes!

If you change to another girl, even if you don’t blush at this moment, you will definitely be shy and quickly turn over this hot spot. Then the sage classmate is not an ordinary girl, not only is there no blush, but he still looks at the following While commenting, he said in a calm tone: "I watched this uncle's show with my parents when I was in elementary school. I didn't expect to make mistakes...well..."

Hashima Kiyosuke also saw the following comment from a netizen: "I have used a microscope to identify it, and the tintin is only three centimeters."

"..."

Chapter 163

The tram arrives at the station.

"Hashima-kun, I'm going back." Sage classmate raised his right hand and waved lightly.

Kiyosuke Hashima nodded: "Be careful, and don't use mobile phones while walking."

"I don't use mobile phones while walking..." The girl raised her hand and took up the hair around her ears, her skirt fluttering gently in the wind, "I will send you a message when I get home."

Kato Megumi turned around and disappeared in the street without paying attention. She was a sage classmate, unremarkable and incomparable.

Kiyosuke Hashima returned to the apartment, but it was only one o'clock in the afternoon.

"First take a shower."

There are so many people in the shopping center. After walking around for a long time, I inevitably sweat on my body. For Kiyosuke Hashima, who has a slight cleanliness, I always feel a little uncomfortable.

"After taking a shower, take a nap, get up at three o'clock and continue playing games."

Kiyosuke Hashima made a simple plan and walked into the bathroom.

After a while, there was a meow outside the door.

Kiyosuke Hashima didn't pay attention at first. Fat Tachibana always liked to squat outside the bathroom while he was taking a bath. He didn't know whether he was worried that Kiyosuke Hashima would fall into the bathtub or eat dried fish with his back.

Only after a while, the scream of the little orange cat outside the door suddenly became rush, and he started to scratch the door.

Kiyosuke Hashima just finished taking a shower and was not interested in taking a bath. While wiping his hair, he reached out and pushed the bathroom door open, ready to see why Fat Tachibana scratched the door. If there is no valid reason, he must teach the cat to correct this bad habit.

The door opened.

In addition to a little orange cat, other creatures appeared.

Not a thief or a sparrow, but a petite girl with short silver hair and a sailor suit.

Four eyes face each other.

The air was suddenly silent.

"..."

Yinzi opened his eyes wide, and looked at Hashima Kiyosuke, who was sleek and clean. His cold little face was flushed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Worse!

It's worse!

A bad premonition flooded my heart, and a drop of cold sweat fell on Hashima's head.

So why does the silver appear in the apartment silently!It’s no problem to come a little earlier in the morning and come later a little later, but it doesn’t work this time!Walking the birds in public in front of a fourteen-year-old girl, don't you want to lose face!

Without saying a word, Kiyosuke Hashima immediately blocked the vitals with a towel for wiping his hair and prepared to return to the bathroom.

"Wow!"

Yin Zi bit her pink lips, did not scold or raise her hand to cover her face, but instead threw the folding fan in her hand as a hidden weapon.

Looking at the concealed weapon that whizzed in, the body's instinct reacted first to think and act.

Skill activation-"Receive the empty hand!"

"Snapped!"

Kiyosuke Hashima took a step back, slapped his hands violently, and clamped the folding fan in front of him. Suddenly he felt cold in his lower body, and the towel he had surrounded slipped silently.

"..."

Looking at the big python that was shaking because of its backward movement, the silver finally couldn't hold it, and the pretty face was flushed, turning his face away, clenching the pink fist, "hentai!!!"

"Wait until I get dressed!"

Kiyosuke Hashima bent over to pick up the fallen towel, turned around and returned to the bathroom, closing the door with a'pop', rubbing his body while thinking about the causes and consequences.

It is not surprising that Yinzi has the key to her apartment. When she first moved, she had already given her a spare key. It was obviously the door that was opened with the key just now.

I estimated that I had already called myself when I came, but I charged my phone in the bedroom when I was in the shower, and the tram was adjusted to vibration mode. I haven't adjusted it back at this time. I don't know it's normal to have an incoming call.

The problem is that I’m not wrong, and I’m not sharing a room with others. It’s normal for a person’s apartment to go out of the bathroom after taking a shower without wearing clothes. Wearing clothes when there is still water vapor on the body will definitely stick to the body. How uncomfortable it feels, who knows who wears it!

No way, Hashima Kiyosuke could only open a gap in the bathroom door, and then said to Yinzi: "Go to the bedroom and get the gray boxer briefs."

"..."

Yinzi was tightening her face in the living room, and almost laughed when she heard these words.

It’s all right if you don’t apologize, you actually asked me to help you get boxers?

"No."

A voice of shame in the cold sounded.

Kiyosuke Hashima was speechless, "If I don't take it, I can only go out without clothes."

One of the hallmarks of adults is cheeky. Cheeky in the past is undoubtedly a derogatory term, but now it has gradually become a neutral word or even a commendatory term. Hashima Kiyosuke has also seen thick-skinned school before and advocates that he should be thick-skinned. Like a city wall, the heart must be as black as coal, so that you can become a "hero hero."

A heart as black as coal can't be done, but with a thick skin, Hashima Kiyosuke said that he has no pressure at all.

Of course, it's just that, even if the silver really doesn't wear boxers, he can still use a towel to surround the vital point, but...

The silver in the living room had a small face, turned and walked towards the bedroom silently.

After a while, Yinzi walked over with a pair of boxer briefs, handed the boxer briefs to Kiyosuke Hashima's hand with a small face, then stretched out his hand and said, "Return the folding fan to me."

"Ok."

Kiyosuke Hashima handed over the folding fan.

Yinzi took the folding fan and said, "Put out your hand."

"What?" Hashima Kiyosuke was surprised.

"Miss Palm."

"..."

Hey, corporal punishment has long been recognized as the dregs of history and it has all been swept into the garbage dump. You still want to learn how to hit the palm of your hand?

Kiyosuke Hashima said, "I have no clothes on."

"I'll talk after you finish."

Kiyosuke Hashima is cheeky: "When your hands are shaking, you might open the door."

"you dare."

Kiyosuke Hashima didn't speak, and the bathroom door slightly pulled inward.

"..."

Yin Zi bit her pink lips, turned and retreated.

Why cheeky?

Because in the confrontation between cheeky and thin-skinned, it is usually the thin-skinned person who suffers.

Kiyosuke Hashima put on his boxer briefs, put the towels away, and walked out of the bathroom. At a glance, he saw Yinzi with his hands on his chest, her face frozen, and she was sitting on the sofa blankly.

"I was wrong." Hashima Kiyosuke apologized decisively.

Obviously, I have been watched, but I always feel that I have lost my money. Why is this happening!

"..."

Yinzi's face was stern and did not speak.

Kiyosuke Hashima coughed slightly, "I just came back from the outside and was about to take a nap, so I took a bath...Why didn't you send me a message?"

Seeing Hashima Kiyosuke's body wearing only a pair of pants, Yinzi's small face blushed for a moment, and his expressionless face said, "Go get your clothes on first."

"it is good."

Kiyosuke Hashima entered the bedroom, put on his clothes, and picked up his mobile phone. He saw two missed calls on it.

Walking to the living room with his mobile phone, Kiyosuke Hashima said helplessly: "The phone is charged in the bedroom, and I didn't hear your call... Why didn't you tell me last night?"

Yinzi did not answer, but pointed the folding fan lightly at the ground, raised his chin and said, "Sit down first."

"..."

Chapter 164

"Don't sit."