My girlfriend is Ying Lili

"Everyone is born free, and everyone is born equal."

"Freedom and equality always feel like a distant future."

"..."

Xiao Qian shook his head vigorously, driving away the bad picture in his mind, Qiao's face was already as red as lava in the crater.

"Just kidding!"

"We are all in the living room, you actually do that kind of thing in the bedroom!"

"Also, or to say, I misunderstood, isn't Senior Xia Zhiqiu doing that kind of thing?"

Xiao Mu was a little sleepy at first, but now he couldn't fall asleep at all. He pricked his ears to listen, and there seemed to be a strange sound coming from the bedroom.

"Hearing hallucinations, all auditory hallucinations!"

Xiao Mu couldn't tell whether it was the auditory hallucinations caused by tension or the strange noises. Only the quiet night suddenly became like years.

"Forget it, go and calm down..."

Xiao Jian walked into the bathroom, washed the handles, took out his mobile phone and prepared to leave after a while, but after a while, he suddenly heard a very light door opening sound in the living room.

"Eh?"

Xiao Bui was startled, and quietly looked out along the crack of the door, the light was dim, and the person who couldn't see clearly: "This voice is... Senior Xiazhiqiu has come out?"

"Senior is so fast?"

"No, maybe it's a life negotiation."

Xiao Mu was still wondering, and suddenly found that the black shadow man was walking over in the dark, and a heart was raised suddenly.

"Well, awful, if you find yourself still awake, surely you will be embarrassed?"

In a panic, the hamster hid in the corner subconsciously, praying silently that the other party would only go to the kitchen to drink water, but unfortunately, he was afraid of something, the other party quickly walked to the bathroom door, and then pushed the door in.

"Come in!"

Xiao Jian held his breath, and with the shining light of Xi Wei, he had confirmed who the person came.

"It's a pervert senior."

Although his face was vague and unclear, Kasumigaoka-senpai had long hair to waist, and the short-haired boy in front of him without a shirt was meaningless. It was Kiyosuke Hajima.

(Would you like a bite?)

Xiao Mu was still hesitating, and in the next second, a dim light suddenly lit up in the bathroom.

It is the faint light emitted from the screen of the mobile phone. Although dim, it is enough for lighting.

"..."

Xiao Mu silently raised his hand to cover his cheek.

If life can be repeated again, no matter what the third-year senior and the satyr senior are doing, you must sleep well, and you won't encounter this kind of thing, right?

Staying up late is really dangerous, you must go to bed early at night!

Xiao Qian couldn't help but remember the night when he was infected by Ebina's bad luck for the first time. He was staying in Ebina’s apartment. After taking a shower, a disgusting big moth came in and was hunting for the moth. He accidentally tore off Hashima Kiyosuke's shorts.

(Are boys such terrible creatures!)

(I want to die, I want to die, I want to die, I want to die...)

(I obviously didn’t come into contact with Ebina today, why did you encounter such a bad luck? Is it that Ebina has been so bad that bad luck has infected others in the air?)

"who?"

At the same time, Hashima Kiyosuke finally noticed the girl hiding in the corner, shaking his hands with fright, and the phone almost didn't fall into the toilet.

Golden shawl hair, familiar pajamas... Ying Lili, isn't it right, Xiao Bui?

Cheating!Let people not sleep!The elder sister attacked at night. She hid in the bathroom in the middle of the night without saying a word. She covered her face with her hands and pretended to be a female ghost. She thought that she had accidentally entered a hidden world of spirits, and she would be scared of a heart attack again !

"Is... Xiaobui?"

"Pervert senior!"

The sound of shame and anger flowed from the fingers, it was indeed buried by the hamster.

"What are you doing hiding here?"

Kiyosuke Hashima frowned and said, "I was almost scared to death by you."

"Obviously I was scared to death by the pervert senior, OK!"

Xiao buried his face in his hands, and remembered the terrifying ferocious python that he saw just now. He is really a satyr senior, the hero of the book born for H!

"You... put on your pants first."

Xiaoying tried his best to keep his voice calm. At this time, he must not show his timidity. Once he is guilty and afraid, he will make the satyr senior feel bully. Maybe he will block himself in the bathroom, use his hands, or even use other places. Do that kind of disgusting thing!

The toilet scene often appears in the book!

"Already worn."

The rustling voice sounded, and Kiyosuke Hashima quickly put on his shorts, and the corner of his eyes fluttered slightly: "Why are you hiding here?"

The screen of the phone was turned off, and the restroom plunged into darkness again.

Xiaoying removed his hand from his face and glanced at Kiyosuke Hajima quietly. After seeing that Kiyosuke Hajima had indeed put on his shorts, he could not help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then replied with a guilty conscience: "I can't sleep. I'm going to the bathroom."

Don't turn on the lights in the bathroom?

Know that someone comes over without speaking?

This kind of excuse can only fool Enamel!

Kiyosuke Hashima was silent for a moment, and said quietly, "...Did you see it?"

"Eh?"

Xiao Jian's heart beat for a while, and then accelerated sharply.

(Why is this tone like what the big villain said after being exposed in a horror movie?)

(Does the senior want to kill others?)

(Force yourself to take shameful photos, and then use it as a handle to threaten the talent most likely.)

Just when Xiao Mu was panicking and couldn't help but want to call for help, Hashima Kiyosuke's voice sounded again.

"Senior sister has insomnia."

"She couldn't sleep in the living room. She went into the bedroom to change the bed with me."

"So I came out to sleep on the sofa."

Xiao Mai was dumbfounded, never expecting the truth to be so simple: "...that's it?"

"Otherwise, what do you think Senior Sister wants to do?"

Chapter 682 Let's Apologize!

"I didn't think about anything!"

Xiao Mu immediately denied it, joking, if he said what he thought, he would definitely be regarded as a slut!

"No, no."

Kiyosuke Hashima would naturally not argue with Xiao Mu, and said in a low voice: "You go out first and I will go to the bathroom."

"Huh, pervert senior."

Xiao Mu's eyes moved down slightly, and Hashima Kiyosuke glanced in shame.

But... Senpai did not do that kind of thing with Kasumigaoka-senpai, right?

I heard that boys would enter the'sage time' when they did that kind of thing. The seniors are so scary, they must be gone.

"There is no best." Xiao Jian heaved a sigh of relief, and subconsciously dismissed his relationship. "If Eilao knew that the satyr-senpai did something like that with others in a bedroom separated by a door, he would definitely be super sad, right?"

In order to avoid disturbing Yinglili and Ebina in the living room, the toilet was not turned on, but fortunately, I could barely see things after I got used to it.

Because of the small area, Xiao Jian would inevitably pass by if he wanted to leave.

Kiyosuke Hashima leaned against the wall and gave way to the hamster. Just as he passed by, a hesitant voice suddenly sounded from outside the door: "...Small buried?"

The hamster was shocked when he heard the sound. He couldn't help but back up half a step, and hurriedly said, "Eilaoming?"

"Really little buried." Ebina breathed a sigh of relief outside the door.

Xiao Mai whispered: "Why are you awake?"

"I just woke up and found that you were not by my side. Then there seemed to be someone talking in the bathroom and there was no light, so I was a little worried..."

Ebina answered honestly.

Anyone who sees a shadow flashing in the dark toilet will be afraid. If the'missing' is not buried by a hamster of his best friend, Ebina might cover his head with a quilt and hide in the quilt as an ostrich!

"I'm fine..."

The sound stopped abruptly, as if something terrible had happened.

The hamster opened his eyes wide and panicked.

"Now something happened!"

...

"bad."

Kiyosuke Hajima leaned his back against the wall, holding Xiaobui's soft and slender waist with one hand, only feeling a slight pain in the back of his head.

This hamster stepped back half a step just now, and happened to retreat into the arms of Kiyosuke Hashima. There was no way. It was not a top-notch mansion. The ordinary apartment was designed to be streamlined and the area was always small.

At this moment, the girl's soft body was leaning against her arms, and the good smell of shampoo and shower gel lingered gently on the tip of her nose. The depraved inflammation that had not been completely extinguished, suddenly began to burn again.

"Spartan warriors never give up!"

Hashima Kiyosuke, who had been reborn once again in lust, would not be kicked off the cliff this time as a Spartan warrior, but it was a pity that his body's instincts did not accept intellectual constraints.

Kiyosuke Hashima suddenly realized one of the true meanings of life.

Human beings are too small, and they will be tempted by all kinds of impulses at every turn. They spend a lot of time fighting against themselves every day. To maintain absolute sanity and rationality, they can only abandon their human identity.

——I am not a man!JOJO!

"Soul light soul light soul light!"

I've always seen pigs run when I haven't eaten pork. Xiao Qian stayed for a few seconds, and quickly surged in murderous spirit, and couldn't help but want to run away.

"Satyr-senior, utter conscience!"

"Eilao Ming is outside the door, you still think about that kind of thing, be careful that Eilao Ming becomes black, go to the kitchen and take a knife and rush in!"

"The more bully the life becomes, the more dangerous it is. Regardless of Ebin's bullying, it may be the final boss!"

"Xiao Bui?" Eilao Ming's worried voice came in from outside the door: "Are you all right? Why didn't you speak anymore?"

"..."

Xiao Mu took a deep breath, and the thousands of thoughts swirled in his mind, and finally turned into a crying smile without tears, resisting the overflowing grievances in his heart, and tried his best not to make a strange voice: "I... It's okay."

No way.

Can't expose seniors.

If Ebin found out that he and his senior were hiding in the bathroom in the middle of the night, how could it be unclear?

He clearly said that he would help Ebina to guide the seniors, but when he steals food in the bathroom, even Ebina will be very angry, right?

Xiao buried tightly on his lower lip, trying to distance himself from Hashima Kiyosuke, but desperately realized that he couldn't do it.

The body has no strength.

Seeing with the eyes and personal contact are completely different things.

Lu Xun once said: The joys and sorrows of human beings are not interlinked, I just think they are noisy.