My Girlfriend Recommended Me a VR Game So I Tried Playing It.

After defeating the wolf-like monsters, I am on my way to defeat the boss. I don't want to do it but I am being forced to, by this tiny pixie.

"Stats...stats...stats"

[What are you doing?]

"I am trying to see my stats"

You know stat thing that pops up and shows your stats? Yeah, that one. I am trying to see my stats but I don't know how to.

[Are you idiot?]

"I am not an idiot and aren't you getting rude every time you open your mouth?"

[I only speak truth]

This tiny little pixie sure has a big mouth, just you wait till I clear this floor and maintenance ends, I am going to smack you 253 times.

[You have to press the menu and then my info, that will show your stats]

I did as she said, and it worked...

"Thanks, you are pretty smart"

[No, you are just an idiot]

"Well sorry about that, okay? I don't know how games work"

[Everyone knows it]

278 times, I am going to smack her 278 times.

"So these are my stats"

[Yeah, the default value of every stat is 100]

"I see"

As I was scrolling down I noticed...

"Stat points?"

[You defeated some monsters and leveled up so you get some stat points, you can use them to upgrade your stats]

"I see"

I have 28 stat points. It increases your stats, so I will use it on my HP, huh...

[You can't use them on HP]

"Why?"

[Your max HP will stay 100]

"Why?"

[You are really an idiot]

"Shut up and tell me"

[If any player keeps increasing HP, then that player will be unbeatable, so something like increasing HP is impossible]

"I see...wait I have 'No restriction' so I can do it, right"

[Idiot, how will you access something that doesn't exist? idiot]

"I see"

I see I see and by the way, I am going to smack her 396 times now.

"So then what should I do so my HP doesn't deplete? Because if that hybrid boss touches me, I will die instantly"

[Idiot, You have to increase your defense, idiot]

"458 times"

[Huh?]

"No, nothing"

Crap, I said it out loud

"So here goes all 28 stat points on defense"

HP-100

ATK-100

DEF-128

AGILITY...

"256?"

[Because you defeated the monsters earlier and if you use your skill 'runner', it will increase even more for the time being or as long as the skill is active]

"I see"

Wait, I got this many stats by defeating 3 monsters, then...

"Let's go defeat that boss"

[Are you thinking something idiotic again?]

578 times, I can't wait for maintenance to end.

"Where was the boss?"

I ran pretty far after my incredibly tough battle with the hybrid boss and when wolves were chasing me, so yeah, in other words...

"I am lost"

[We are far away. How about you use your 'Runner' skill? We will reach there in no time]

"Oh right, you are pretty smart"

[You are just an--hey wait, what are you doing?]

I grabbed her, not to smack her, I do want to smack her but...

"You will be left behind if you fly with these tiny wings of yours so..."

[Don't worry, I can fly at high speed]

"Really?"

[No, but you suck at running, so I am sure--]

"Okay, then how about we race till there?"

632 times

[Okay, but I am going to win for sure]

689 times

"Okay then let's go"

I started running. I did notice some changes, I can run fast now okay then time to...

[Skill-Runner Activated]

"Whoa"

I am running so fast, even faster than the wolves from before, Let's see if I can run faster or not, I increased my speed. I am probably running at 150km/h speed, I can no longer see my surroundings, they are all blurry, all I can see is my front, If anything suddenly comes in my way I will probably knock them out, I just need to make sure that I don't end up in some wall.

"Whoa, this is amazing, you are seeing this pixie?"

[Yeah, I am right behind you]

"wha..."

How can she fly so fast with those tiny wings of hers? I am not going to lose. I increased my speed, it's now impossible to stop if some wall comes I will be crushed but well I can't see any walls here, everything is open.

[Slow down or you will fall]

"Huh? What are you--"

A cliff? Why is there a cliff in the middle of an open area...

"Aaaaaaaaa...ow...ack...argh...owaaaaa...daaa..."

[Hey, are you okay?]

"Yeah I am okay, something cushioned my fall"

I would have died if this...huh? I glanced around to see I was in some kind of arena, there are walls all around, this is called the arena, right?

[I knew it]

"You could have warned me"

[I did and you really are an idiot, why would run this fast in this--hey stop...let me go!]

"You sure are running your mouth and saying whatever you want, huh?"

[Stop, what are you going to do with me?]

"What am I going to do with you? I am going to eat you"

[Noooooooo! stop, please don't eat me!]

"Huh!"

I noticed tears in her eyes. She is crying? Hey, I was clearly joking, as I was going to say that, the ground suddenly started shaking and I fell from my cushion, I then noticed what that cushion really was...

"A snail...no snails are not that big and again why does every monster here have horns?"

[Let me goooo!]

The pixie was still in my hand, but instead of crying, she was biting me now. I let her go.

[These are the monsters of this area]

"Huh?"

I noticed that there are 4 of them, I can't get out of here, everywhere around me is walls and the only way to go out from here is through that door which they are guarding.

"I see...so I have to defeat them to get out of here?"

[Exactly]

"Well, this will be easy, snails are slow afte-----"

Before I realized one of the snails started rolling and smashed the wall behind me, there is a hole in the wall now. What if it had hit me? He just missed me by an inch.

"What the hell is that thing? There is no way a normal snail can do this"

[This is not a normal snail]

"Well, you are right about that, now then..."

The snail who just attacked me was passed out by the impact, let's kill it quickly before he regains consciousness again, I grabbed my sword and ran towards the snail and started stabbing him but...

"His shell is hard as hell"

It had no effect...what now?

[You need to break the shell to inflict damage on it]

"But how? His shell is so hard, there is no way I can break it"

[Use your skill]

"Huh? My skill? What it can do....."

I see, my 'runner' skill. if I run fast enough and attack, then I can break the shell, a very amazing way to use physics here.

[Skill-Runner Activated]