My golden finger is delicious
Chapter 10 Shattered World Views (1/2)
Lu Xiaofeng was stunned by this unreasonable answer.
Thinking of the rumors outside, I started to really consider whether resurrection from the dead existed.
He was stunned, and Wu Ding suddenly lost his mind - is it already the plot of Ghost Villa now? I haven't heard of the Forbidden Summit incident.
Well, it doesn’t matter whether the plot is there or not.
The important thing is... take photos.
Wu Ding took out his fan and shook it casually, looking cynical and a little unruly.
Coupled with his outstanding appearance and his downplayed attitude towards this shocking topic.
He really looks like a spiritual master.
If he hadn't pinned his phone behind the fan to secretly take photos, he would look even more like a master.
"As long as you see it correctly, if you see someone you think is dead, there are many possibilities, including but not limited to that person faked his death, he had a twin brother, someone disguised himself as him, and there happened to be Strangers look like him, you hallucinate, etc.”
While secretly filming, he narrated normal plot speculations.
When it comes to the mysterious side that is not involved in the Three Views, in the ancient world of martial arts, it is nothing more than the above situations.
Watching movies, TV shows and novels over the years is not for nothing.
"You are Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows, I shouldn't have thought of that."
Before the plot of Jinpeng Dynasty, Lu Xiaofeng was already "famous" in the world, otherwise Shangguan Feiyan would not have chosen him to join the trap. Kneel down to him when you come up. He wouldn't let Butler Song think that he should meet her at first sight.
"By the way, my last name is Xie now." I changed my ID card.
"Hahahahaha." Lu Xiaofeng smiled and drank the tea in one gulp. "Good tea, and even better if it's good wine. I came to see the owner of the village this time, and the owner's last name has something to do with it."
Wu Ding stopped shaking his fan and hid his cell phone without leaving any trace.
"Zhao Jian?...Ximen Chuixue?"
According to the explanation of the dentist.
On the surface, Zhao Jian was an ordinary traveling businessman. Because he died unexpectedly and had no relatives, the officials simply buried him and kept his identity to do some gray transactions.
What I never expected was that this person had a two-skinned face. What he did behind his back caused a lot of trouble.
What was even more unexpected was that they all moved this identity thousands of miles away.
There are also people who will chase and kill one of the victims thousands of miles away.
Originally, in the era before cameras, the Sword God hunted down the wrong target or something.
If word spreads, it must be an interesting story.
After the decisive battle between Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng, the value of this story becomes even more incredible.
That is the dark history of the majestic sword god.
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, the black and green eyes under his eyes reflected his exhaustion in the past few days.
However, the core protagonist of the story he narrated was not Ximen Chuixue, but... Sikong Zhaixing.
At this point in time, perhaps Sikong Zhaixing's reputation is higher than Lu Xiaofeng's.
The king of thieves, who cannot steal anything, is unparalleled in the world with his light skills and disguise.
Sikong Zhaixing received a post asking him to steal a priceless treasure worn by the daughter of the head of Lianyun Eighteen Villages.
No one knows what this treasure is, only that it is priceless.
Stealing a treasure with an uncertain target?
This is so interesting.
So Sikong Zhaixing went there, and what he saw when he went there was the corpse of the apple of his eye.
If you don't know that you have been tricked, then you are not Sikong Zhaixing.
He was also a bachelor and immediately hid the body of the eldest lady.
She disguised herself as a young lady.
Faced with a large number of people who came to "catch the murderer", he left openly.
The voice, appearance, temperament, movements, and even martial arts moves are exactly the same.
Sikong Zhaixing was not a vegetarian. After escaping, he immediately returned and placed the young lady's body directly in front of his own father.
What happened next has nothing to do with him.
Who knew that Sikong Zhaixing would see the young lady again.
If someone else sees it, they will definitely think that someone is disguised, and he can face the No. 1 in the world of disguise. Sikong Zhaixing could tell at a glance that she was not in disguise, but that she was the eldest lady.
"If the truth of the matter is that the young lady was not dead at the time, you wouldn't have appeared in front of me."
"Yes." Lu Xiaofeng smiled bitterly. "The monkey spirit fought with her. Her movements were weird, her body movements were extremely fast, and she was extremely powerful. She was not afraid of pain, her whole body was cold, and she had no breathing or pulse. Acupuncture points could not stop her actions at all. She could not even dodge the monkey spirit's Qinggong, and she was also invulnerable. , In the end, Monkey Spirit fought hard to get her legs jointed off before she could run away.”
Lu Xiaofeng looked at Wu Ding's indifferent expression.
While admiring me, I was secretly glad that I found the right person this time.
If Wu Ding knew what Lu Xiaofeng admired, he would definitely express it modestly.
It’s nothing. I’ve seen too many tomb-robbing movies. We’ve filmed more than a dozen series there.
But turning into a zombie right after death?
"Is it okay to steal the king now?"
"not good."
Weird purple and blue markings appeared on his body, like eyes. He couldn't sleep at night, gradually became weak, and suffered unbearable pain all over his body.
"Fortunately, Ximen Chuixue is proficient in the art of Qi Huang and Doctor Song worked together to suppress the situation."
"Before this incident happened, I didn't believe in ghosts and gods." But now, I have to believe it. "I went to Lianyun Village, and the eldest lady has been buried. I tried to rob a tomb, but I found that the eldest lady's body... her legs were twisted off by the monkey spirit."
Lu Xiaofeng's worldview was shattered on the spot.
But his experience in the martial arts world told him that it would be better not to move the body for the time being.
He immediately returned to Wanmei Villa to discuss countermeasures.
After careful consideration, the only person who could be considered a professional around him was the honest monk.
And the reliability of the honest monk... emmm
The only one left was Master Bitter Melon. Master Bitter Melon's vegetarian food was the best in the world, and he could exorcise demons... I've never heard him say that.
The reliability of some other heavenly masters who exorcise ghosts and demons was unrecognizable.
At this time, Ximen Chuxue provided a candidate.
"Me?"
"Yes."
Was he seen using the word Wu to clean his clothes at that time?
No way, if he saw it, why didn't Ximen Chuxue ask anything?
Could it be that... even if he saw a magical scene, it would not delay him from killing people, so he simply didn't ask?
Very good, this is very Ximen Chuxue.
"He didn't say why, but I always believe in friends' words."
Wu Ding looked at someone who set a flag with sympathy.
"I also inquired about a few things while rushing here. He led the thunder to kill the Dao Lao ghost in Linchuan County, saved the five tigers of Tonggang, destroyed the headless ghost in Jingzhou, and saved the ten people of the Qi family from the evil ghost. The owner of the manor kills demons and punishes evil and promotes good. He is definitely not a fraud."
Rumor + Ximen Chuxue's recommendation, Lu Xiaofeng came to ask for help without saying a word.
Wu Ding: …………How many episodes of TV series have I skipped in one breath? I have only practiced drawing talismans for seven days!
Wu Ding opened his mouth, with a complicated expression, and did not refute.
Because after removing these exaggerated rumors, he only has one actual combat achievement to talk about, but this actual combat achievement is not exciting at all.
No matter how much Ximen Chuxue saw.
I am currently the person who can save Sikong Zhaixing the most.
Even if the strength is insufficient, the theoretical knowledge is absolutely perfect. At worst, with rare treasures, I can smash Sikong Zhaixing's life.
Wu Ding immediately agreed to this matter.
Seeing Wu Ding not asking for anything, Lu Xiaofeng felt an endless surge of gratitude in his heart.
He clasped his fists and bowed.
"If the monkey spirit can pass this test, I will definitely treat the owner of the manor to the best wine and the most delicious banquet."
Wu Ding was fine, but the Taotie behind him began to roar and urge him.
"Don't call me the owner of the manor, I thought we were friends."
"Of course we are friends." Lu Xiaofeng was obviously very happy, and his dimples were visible when he smiled. "I don't know whether I should call the owner of the manor Brother Zhao or Brother Xie."
"My last name is Wu, you can just call me Brother Xie."
"That's an interesting way of saying it. I still need to make some preparations, you sit down for a while... Old Song!"
The old housekeeper came in with a tray in his hand, on which was a wine pot of top-grade sweet white glaze porcelain and two small and cute wine glasses.
"Master. Please tell them to prepare the wine for Mr. Lu."
Wu Ding saw that Lu Xiaofeng's eyes lit up.
As soon as he sat down, his somewhat lazy sitting posture instantly became straight and serious, as if a spring was triggered by a button.
His eyes were so happy that they could reveal starlight.
It was as if he saw the most beautiful existence in the world.
"Brother Lu, try it. This must be a wine you have never tasted before."
Wu Ding invited Lu Xiaofeng to drink.
He started to prepare his things.
He went through the symbols in his mind one by one, and chose the ones that were suitable for this situation to write.
"Wine I have never tasted before?" The light of expectation doubled again. "Thank you, Master, don't brag. Except for the legendary Monkey Wine, Yelang Wine, and Wucheng Wine brewed with the water from the Fairy Well, there is no wine I haven't tasted. Even the legendary 60-year-old daughter's red wine, I am lucky enough to taste it."
That is, in order to poison you, the villains will cellar thirty-year-old fine wine as the starting price.
I haven't heard of the other types, but monkey wine...
Monkey wine is made by monkeys choosing hollow and sealed trees to store fruits for the winter. They have to forget the hole when they have enough food that year, and then the fruits can ferment into wine.
How many trees can store fruits and be sealed? What is the probability of monkeys forgetting fruits?
Not to mention that the probability of fruits fermenting into fine wine is one in ten thousand.
And the real monkey wine only lasts for one season. After a period of time, the wine pool dries up and it is difficult to get the wine.
These coincidences make monkey wine rare, and this natural gift makes the real monkey wine priceless.
Wu Ding turned his head and glanced at the mountain and sea world.
Such a dense forest, so many monkey-like monsters, so many exotic flowers and plants, and fine wine...
There is hope.
Although he doesn't like wine, he is still interested in trying this legendary legend.
While fantasizing about the future, Wu Ding's hands are not idle.
With the increased strength and sensitivity of his □□, he can control the pen without any problem.
When drawing talismans, it was all done in one stroke with a flash of inspiration.
Wu Ding's graceful and graceful talismans were full of the charm of heavenly principles.
Lu Xiaofeng's eyes were firmly fixed on the wine brought by Lao Song.
The wine poured out was as red as lacquer, which made Lu Xiaofeng's eyes widen.
"Is this the legendary snake wine?"
Legend has it that there was originally a poisonous snake that was trapped in a wine jar and turned into blood-red wine.
After drinking it, people can strengthen their bones and muscles and treat rheumatism caused by back pain and leg pain.
Based on this incident, doctors used various snakes to make wine and developed snake wine for curing diseases. Now it has become a commonly used Chinese medicine.
However, the bright red snake wine in the original story, which was fragrant for ten miles and made people drunk with just one bowl, can no longer be matched.
I thought it was a fabricated legend, but now seeing this color and thinking about the identity of "Mr. Xie", I suddenly had infinite expectations.
He is a heavenly master who exorcises demons and monsters. Maybe the legendary snake wine was made with snake monsters.
I couldn't wait to drink a cup of it.
The sweet wine taste gently soaked Lu Xiaofeng's mouth.
One sip and you will know that it is different from the legendary snake wine that can be poured out with one cup.
But it doesn't make people feel regretful at all.
Although the wine in the cup is a low-alcohol sweet wine, it gives people a very wonderful taste.
It is so wonderful that you can't help but continue to drink it. In a trance like a demon, you just drink one cup after another.
It can be said that Lu Xiaofeng, who is a reincarnation of a wine bug, can't help but close his eyes and taste it carefully.
After an incense stick, he opened his eyes in disbelief.
"This is not wine!"
"Of course it's not wine." At this moment, Wu Ding had drawn three talismans, and his breath was a little unstable.
Stop for a while and drink water to replenish spiritual power.
That was the stream water from Gaoqian Mountain, which was drunk by the immortal emperor. It was a standard nectar.
It was clear and cold and rich in spiritual energy. Ordinary people could strengthen their bodies by drinking it, and it was extremely beneficial for the practice of witches.
"In the mountain of Lunzhe, there is a tree called Bai. Its sweat is like lacquer and its taste is like honey. Those who eat it will not feel hungry, can relieve fatigue, and can make blood jade."
A kind of tree sap, which tastes like sweet wine, can eliminate hunger and fatigue, and can also be used to make blood jade.
Lu Xiaofeng felt it and found magically that the hunger and fatigue of drinking only a cup of tea for most of the day had been completely eliminated.
He only drank a pot of wine.
It was just such a small pot.
This kind of treasure is really unprecedented.
Wu Ding's status was directly elevated from a Taoist master to a fairy in Lu Xiaofeng's mind.
"Xie, are we going to fly to Wanmei Villa on clouds and mist?" This is possible!
"I'm not at that level yet, but I should be able to fly as fast as clouds and mist later."
Lu Xiaofeng: ? ? ?
When Lu Xiaofeng saw the horse of Shanhaiyuan.
The question mark completely turned into an exclamation mark!
"Xie, brother! This horse!!"
"How is it?"
"It will be stolen."
"Don't worry, the horse robber can't catch up."
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