My Hero Academia: Killer Quirk!!

Returning home, he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. When he turned it on, he saw that Mina had invited him to a group chat. Frowning slightly, he hesitated before accepting the invite. The moment he accepted it his phone was flooded with a torrent of messages.

But what annoyed him was that the chat admin had control over the nicknames. When he saw his, he actually wanted to find Mina and backhand her.

Purple Flasher: Why is this my name!????

I'm HARD: Be glad that's your name!! Look at mine!! ????

Diabeto: At least yours isn't insulting!

Purple Flasher: Is that you Sato?

Diabeto: Yeah, because of my quirk, Mina thought it'd be funny to combine my name with diabetes.????

Wallmart: I think Fumikage has it worse.

Purple Flasher: Momo?

Purple Flasher: Its fine. It was to chaotic anyway.

I'm HARD: Dude, why are you so nice to Yaoyarozu but not us?????

Purple Flasher: Because Momo's not an idiot.????

Blue Hedgehog: I'm many things but an idiot is not one of them.

I'm HARD: Iida?

Purple Flasher: Ahahahahahahahaha, is your name a reference! Do you want a chili dog!!

Blue Hedgehog: I didn't choose it!!

Diabeto: ????

Purple Flasher: What's Fumikage's name anyway?

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Seeing Fumikage's name, Aiden could only say one thing.

Purple Flasher: I'm sorry

Diabeto: I'm sorry+1

I'm HARD: I'm sorry+2

Blue Hedgehog: I'm sorry+3

Wallmart: I'm sorry+4

Queen Mina: C'mon guys, the names aren't that bad????

Purple Flasher: Says the one who made the names!

Wallmart: I do feel a bit insulted.

Diabeto: FUCK YOU MINA!

Someone's inside me: ...????

What That Tongue Do?: I do think the names are a bit inappropriate.

Wallmart: And vulgar

Queen Mina: I think it perfectly reflects all of you????

Purple Flasher: How does purple flasher reflect me!!

Queen Mina: Your favorite color is purple and you flash me whenever I wake you up in the morning

Purple Flasher: ...

What That Tongue Do?: Well this is interesting????

Diabeto: Seriously?!

I'm HARD: Dude????

Queen Mina: Kirishima's name is self explanatory

Diabeto: True

Wallmart: True+1

Purple Flasher: True+2

What That Tongue Do?: True+3

Someone's inside me: True+4

Queen Mina: Fumikage literally has someone inside of him so his name is accurate

Wallmart: Its sad that she's not wrong????

Purple Flasher: Still sounds gay AF

I'm HARD: True

Purple Flasher: Kirishima, we all know you're hard over it????

Diabeto: LMAO!

Queen Mina: Yaoyarozu's quirk works like a Wallmart so there's no problem with the name

Queen Mina: Everyone wants to know what Tsu's tongue can really do

Queen Mina: Iida's hair is blue and his ability is to run

Wallmart: ...

Blue Hedgehog: ...

What That Tongue Do?: ...

I'm HARD: ...

Someone's inside me: ...

Purple Flasher has left the chat.