My Husband Is Gay

Every time, when song Anxi is reading romantic novels in the 21st century, he always laments that he is mentally retarded when he sees that a certain junior starts to compete with the female owner. She never believed that ancient people were so stupid. Although they are all adults, they can still produce these demon moths. What's more, the female owner is still stunned and can't resist such pediatric tricks. Three or two times will be easy and simple encounter frame up. And the man is beyond the normal range. They should be gifted youths with an IQ of over 180, but they just can't see through these tricks. As a result. Xiao San succeeded. The mistress was wronged, and the man lamented that he had been wronged and met the wrong woman.

All in all. That's a retarded person.

But it's really my turn to wear it. In an age similar to ancient times, he met Yan Shaoqing, who wanted to be a junior high school student. Only then did song Anxi know that it was not those romantic novels that were making up. But there are all kinds of mentally retarded people in this world. It's true.

Morning, meal time. As one of the guests, Yan Shaoqing should be invited to attend. Although yuan Lang didn't mean to invite her. But obviously, this woman has a thick skin. Like to come uninvited.

She saw song Anxi sitting on Yuan Lang's left seat. I just want to sit on the right seat of Yuan Lang. On the right seat of Yuan Lang is Ji qianze. Ji qianze saw that Yan Shaoqing wanted to grab a seat and immediately carried forward the spirit of a hero who did not suffer from the immediate loss. He gave up his seat to Yan Shaoqing. After sitting for a while, I didn't know that Yan Shaoqing had hemorrhoids on his buttocks. Or a thorn jumped out of the seat, and she stood arrogantly beside song Anxi and asked her to give up her seat.

Song Anxi continued to eat without a word or expression. Turn a deaf ear to the behavior of the mentally retarded junior. She had nothing to say.

Fortunately, at that time, the meal was almost finished, and everyone soon scattered the table. Song Anxi stood up and slowly said to Yan Shaoqing, please have a seat.

With that, he left.

The mentally retarded little three made persistent efforts. Having learned a lesson at lunch, he grabbed a seat for more than half an hour and sat down where song Anxi sat in the morning. Unexpectedly, after waiting for a whole hour, no one came to take another seat. After a while, the man asked when the meal would be served. The man replied that the two masters would not eat with us today. I also asked Yan Shaoqing when she would like to have dinner. They are ready to serve

Hungry with stomach ache, Yan Shaoqing beat the banner that people are iron and rice is steel. After finishing lunch, he stood up to go, but found that he could not go. The servant who served her helped her to check the problem together. Only then did he notice that she sat on the seat and did not know who had pasted it. The thin layer was moistened on the warm cushion. It was late autumn, and everyone was dressed very thick. When Yan Shaoqing sat down, he didn't feel much at that time, and because he had to pretend to be a lady, he kept a posture and didn't move much. Therefore, the whole cushion was stuck to her.

If she stood up and walked, she would have made a fool of herself. Although it's not her residence, it's more humiliating. No one likes her and doesn't want to see her make a fool of herself.

Later, it was the idea of a servant. He cut off the "redundant" part of the cushion with scissors, and the rest stuck behind Yan Shaoqing's buttocks and was taken back to the guest room by someone with a red face.

Listen to Ting LAN back to report the results of the prank song Anxi heard here, more than laugh. Not far from her, Yuan Lang, who was giving instructions, could not help looking up at his wife's proud smile, shaking his head and refusing to comment.

Song Anxi never thought there would be such a stupid person in the world. As she expected, she wanted to grab a seat in advance. It's not the time to read in the library when you're in college, and you have to find a place to read. That guy seems to be a model with big chest and no brain. This kind of bad move can get her. It is estimated that her brain capacity is not very big.

"Angie, there's something I want to tell you." When song an was almost happy, Yuan Lang spoke.

Song Anxi looked back, "what's the matter?"

"It's not a big deal," Yuan said. I have a lot of business. I need to go to Shudi to deal with it recently. It will take about two and a half months to get back and forth. I'm afraid you'll be lonely if I'm not here, so I want to take you with me

Song Anxi jumped out of the chair. "Really?" She hugged yuan Lang with a happy face. "When will we start?"

Yuan Lang showed a worried expression, "I didn't mean to set up obstacles for you. It's really because we had to rush to deal with the incident urgently, so we couldn't get there by carriage. If you are sure you want to go, you must learn to ride in seven days, and still be able to travel six hundred miles a day

"Riding a horse?" Song Anxi remembers that Luo song, a horse trainer in yuanjiapu, once said that she was a riding genius, and confidently replied, "no problem! I will definitely learn to ride in seven days. When you bring it, you must keep your promise and take me to Sichuan. "

Yuan Lang nodded, "I have heard master Luo say that your talent is excellent. I have faith in you. However, no matter how talented you are, you should always be alert at the moment. After all, it's different from flat land. It's not where you can go crazy. ""I know, I know! It's a long time! You don't have seven or eighty years old. Why do you always feel like an old man? You always tell me what to do all day long... "

"I don't want to see you fall off your horse again." Yuan Lang patted song Anxi on the head and said earnestly.

Song Anxi said, "you should have enough confidence in me. Since last time Ji quack doctor gave me prescription to let me take tonic, I am not much better now? He said that I am no different from normal people. What are you worried about. I was moved by the whole thing. "

"Moved by chaos?" Yuan Lang did not understand.

"It's very moving." Song Anxi replied with a red face.

Yuan Lang laughed, "can people who can say such straightforward love words still blush because of this?"

Song Anxi did not face and whispered, "it was because I was too bold and used up all my courage, so I can't say those words now."

In the evening, housekeeper Li came to Yan Shaoqing's room and knocked on the door.

Yan Shaoqing roared in the room: "what do you do? Do you still want to see my mother's jokes? "

Housekeeper Li replied, "Miss Yan, my castle master asked Miss Yan to have dinner in the hall."

The door was opened from the inside with a crash. The strength of the door made housekeeper Li a little worried that the door of yuanjiapu's super first-class quality would be damaged.

"Are you serious? It's really brother Yuan who asked you to invite me to dinner! " On the face emits the splendor some flower infatuated female urgently asks a way.

"Yes. Lord yuan asked Miss Yan to have dinner in the hall. "

"Good. You go back and tell brother yuan that I'll come right away. "

With a bang, the door was slammed again. Although he didn't ask why he didn't go with him since he said he would come soon, but housekeeper Li also knew why. It's just that a woman wants to take advantage of her time to paint her face and put on a set of nice clothes, so that she can get some glory and show off at the dinner party later.

As expected by Butler Li, Yan Shaoqing appeared at the dinner party after a stick of incense.

Not as she expected, from her arrival here, to the song Anxi that she saw this morning, she still appeared in front of the public with a simple bun, a hairpin, and plain brocade clothes.

"No woman." Yan Shaoqing squinted at Song Anxi and said in a loud voice.

Song Anxi turned a deaf ear. She knows how to deal with such people. When she is arrogant, you ignore her. She can't be arrogant by herself. What's more, this afternoon, the paste incident is more or less enough to punish. If you use words to hurt people, it will be meaningless.

"Yes, you do not have much of a woman." It was Ji qianze who spoke. He and song Anxi can be regarded as friends in a different sense. If we have to define "alternative" with words, it is my friend. To see a friend is so provocative, he is not willing to calm down.

Yan Shaoqing was angry, "Why are you a little doctor talking here? Are you qualified to speak? "

"Yan Xiaomei, I haven't seen you for many years. You haven't learned much. Don't you think you've stayed in your girlhood?" Yuan Lang said lightly.

"How do you say that?" Song Anxi spontaneously cheered yuan Lang.

Yuan Lang smile, "if not, how can you explain that Yan Xiaomei should say such nonsense without brain."

"Well, it makes sense!" Ji qianze also heard his old friend's words, maintain their own meaning is obvious, however, also laughed up in the side.

Seeing this situation, Yan Shaoqing's eyes turned red and wanted to cry. Curling his mouth, he said, "brother yuan, you bully me. I will tell my father to go home. And you, a poor doctor, don't think that my brother is rare to you. What are you? "

" what are you?! Is there anything you can say here? This is not your residence. You want to teach people to scold yourself. Yuan Lang said you are still light. I think you don't have a long brain, but you don't have a brain! If you don't have a brain, go home and look for your brain! Don't make a fool of yourself here. Otherwise, I would have thought that if I went out, I would have met a madman or an idiot

Song Anxi's words successfully turned Yan Shaoqing's hypocritical red eyes into real ones.

Angry.

Yuan Lang didn't give Yan Shaoqing a chance to make a speech. He said, "Yan Xiaomei, for your brother's sake, you should be calm and keep your mouth shut. Don't say anything you shouldn't say. Otherwise, you'd better go back tomorrow. "

"You want me to go? I don't Yan Shaoqing's saliva was flying all over the place. Most of the dishes on the table suffered.

"I've worked hard to come here. You think it's good to come here. My brother came to propose a marriage for me. I was so excited that I thought it was a certainty. I followed him. On the way, I met my brother and told me that it was over. I had a long way to get to yuanjiabao, but I got the news that I would go as soon as I let me go. What am I? "

"One day sightseeing!" Ji qianze uses the words he once learned from Song Anxi to create an atmosphere for someone who wants to stage a bitter drama.Yan Shaoqing glared at him, "Ji qianze, I forgot to tell you. Before my brother came, the Emperor gave him a marriage. This time he went back to get married. After hearing this news, I want to know if you are still in the mood to care what kind of tour I am

The news is really hot.

Not only Ji qianze, but also song Anxi was surprised. She couldn't help looking at Yuan Lang, who had a bitter smile on his face. Obviously, Yuan Lang knew the news, but he didn't say it for some reasons.

"And you, brother yuan, don't forget what you owe our family. You promised my father that you would protect me all my life as a reward. Do you forget? With the first beauty in the world, have you forgotten your promise

Now Song An Xi is more calm than Ji qianze.

"What day is it today? How can a good dinner party become such a show..." She looked at the elated Yan Shaoqing, smiling lightly, "boring farce."

"Yan Shaoqing, how about you? You are too arrogant. I hate to argue with you because of your small brain size. But I can't help it. I have to tell you very seriously. My husband yuan Lang has never promised your father that Take care of your business. That's what your father was afraid of when you liked someone you shouldn't like. I will give you a high umbrella to make you think you really want to be prince charming. But the truth is that it's not your prince charming. Do you understand? "

Yan Shaoqing obviously didn't understand.

Yuan Lang came over and said helplessly, "Yan Xiaomei, uncle Yan and I have no agreement. Even this little white lie is what he told me later. I didn't ask me to hide it for you. He must also know that one day you'd better know this fact before you can wake up. "

"What..." The consistency of all organs on Yan Shaoqing's face betrayed her reason in an instant, resulting in distorted symptoms.

"It is. I hope you can understand uncle Yan's hard work, and I hope that you can be a good guest here. "

Yuan Lang's words seem to have broken Yan Shaoqing's last extravagant hope. She looked at Yuan Lang in a daze and looked at Song Anxi standing beside him. Tears rolled out of her eyes.

Song Anxi was told to watch Yan Shaoqing's four little girls come back every other hour to report the situation. When he heard that Yan Shaoqing was tired of crying and sleeping down, song Anxi was relieved.

Seeing song Anxi's reaction, Yuan Lang thought and knew what kind of psychology she was. He couldn't help laughing and said, "scared?"

"Ah, yes, a little scared." I'm afraid that little girl with brain damage can't think of it for a moment, bump into a wall or hang herself. This yuanjiapu is no longer clean. Song Anxi leans by Yuan Lang's side and looks at the darkness of the sky with him.

"After hearing what you said last night, I really think she and her father come from the same system. Otherwise, how could she come up with such a bad lie?" Song Anxi sighs. Last night when the two returned to the room, Yuan Lang told her about the relationship between the Yan Family and Yuan Lang. It's just business contacts, and financial resources can't be compared. Yan Shaoan is the only one who is a real friend.

"Isn't that cruel now?" Song Anxi couldn't bear it. Just now, she was really full of blood. She was not happy to see Ji qianze, who had always been bullied by her, being bullied by others. Therefore, she lost her mind and said those words for a reason. But what kind of reason, to say that kind of words to a delicate girl whose mind is not yet mature seems a little excessive.

Yuan Lang, however, held back his smile and said seriously, "what did she do to you? How did you treat her. People don't attack me, I don't commit crimes. If a man offends me, he will destroy me. This is how I live. It should be yours, too

"So terrible?" Song an was stunned.

"Where is the terror?" Yuan Lang grinned bitterly, "you naturally feel that the world is at peace and everything is fine in yuanjiapu. But do you know that from the moment you became my wife yuan Lang, too many people in the world want to kill you. They won't tell you anything about benevolence, righteousness and morality. "

As for Song Anxi murmured, isn't he the richest man in the world? At best, he is the most beautiful man in the world. It's not true that he is also the only descendant of the world's first demon As far as these identities are concerned, is she in such a dangerous situation?

As if seeing what song Anxi thought, Yuan Lang whispered, "Anxi, be careful. You are a very smart person. I can tell you in this way that more than 90% of the benefactor people have the same brain as Yan Shaoqing. They don't have much reason to speak of. What they have is endless selfish desires. Interest is their rule of conduct, and means are always optional. You can't know what these remaining benefactors will do to you in the next moment. "

He pressed song Anxi's shoulder and said in a deep voice, "therefore, don't have too much benevolence and righteousness. Don't think about whether you can afford others. When you walk out of yuanjiapu, there are not many people who are good people in the world. Remember that. Even if you don't hurt people, you can't be hurt by others. If there is such a day, I would rather kill people than become the ghost of othersHow terrible

This is song Anxi's only idea after listening to Yuan Lang's words that night. It's terrible. According to Yuan Lang's description, it seems that the whole country of grace is full of people who only care about themselves. The real good people are few and few.

"Why?" She murmured.

Yuan Lang raised his eyebrows and chuckled, "forget it, the answer to this question is waiting for you to go out of yuanjiapu and ask the world. They will give you the best and truest answer. "