My Inseparable House Guests

When Fang Ze determined that his cat could talk, the first thought in his mind was if he sold this big and fat big yellow cat, would he let him spend extravagantly in the best club in Haiping? All day.

"No one will believe that a cat can talk." The big yellow cat licked his cat's paw and said, "I can guarantee that you will be held in the Haiping Second Hospital for observation and treatment before I am sold. . "

Erhaiping No. 2 Hospital is the only psychiatric hospital in Haiping City. It has a glorious tradition that patients cannot enter and exit for two decades. In other words, this hospital has not cured a psychiatric patient for 20 years.

"Okay, okay." Fang Ze raised his hand and surrendered. "Cat owner, you suddenly spoke today. Is there anything you want the younger to do, is it to hit the dog next door or catch the fish raised in the bathtub downstairs?"

"You are very conscious of being a **** shovel officer." The big yellow cat shook her tail and said to Fang Ze, "Relax, it's not that vulgar thing."

"But I have to correct one thing before that," said the big yellow cat. "You have been calling me Huang Huang for a year and four months when you were a **** official for me. This name is very different. Good, you can call me big meow later. "

The big meow in the beauty of the mobile games?

当然 "Of course not, it's just the same name." The big yellow cat saw Fang Ze's conjecture again, shook his tail, and said, "It's time to talk about serious matters."

"Are you short of money?"

"Lack." Fang Ze said to Da Miao honestly, "Others are not clear, are you still not clear? My monthly living expenses are 2,000 yuan. Originally, this two-bedroom and one-living room was rented with others. It only suffices to pay 700 yuan a month, but now the shared partner suddenly left, and now the rent for a month alone is 1,400, let alone the meal, even you. It ’s all a problem. Do n’t think about adding ham to your lunch. ”

"So I'm here to solve this for you." Big Meow said to Fang Ze, squinting his eyes. "Sign a contract with me. You only need to receive one guest every week in this house. You can get 2,000 yuan for five days. "

"Really?" Fang Ze looked up at Da Meow, raising a sense of absurdity in his heart.

Does your cat want to introduce yourself to work? !!

当然 "Of course it is true, two thousand a week. After the reception, the money will be immediately applied to your bank card account. If the performance is good, there will be additional rewards."

Two thousand a week, at least eight thousand a month, this moment jumped from the minimum guarantee line to the middle class.

However, I am afraid that there is an extra reason for such a good salary. For example, the status of guests who need to receive themselves will be special?

"Of course the reception is required." Da Meow said, "Within five days, no matter where you go, the guests you receive need to be at least 100 meters beside you."

"What happens if two people are more than a hundred meters apart?" Fang Ze asked, looking at Da Meow.

"Do you know a word called explosion in place?"

"Forget it, I can't do this job, you can find someone else." Fang Ze refused directly and decisively. Although he often likes to say that he exploded in place when there is a big headwind in the game, this does not mean that he really wants to feel the feeling of an in situ explosion in the real world. After all, it is afraid that it can only be felt once in a lifetime.

"Think about your rent."

"While I am doing part-time work, I am looking for someone to share with, and then I eat in the cafeteria every day. I can survive it."

想 "Think of me, do you have the patience to keep me from having ham sausage in my future lunch?" Big Meow said again.

"When I have money, I eat what you eat, and now I have no money, naturally it is the same, this is fair." Fang Ze was determined.

"Think of your yin and yang master, FGO, Keizo."

"I can play games without money, can't I still have liver?"

It's absolutely impossible for Fang Ze to sell his soul to play games.

想 "Think of your new girlfriend, think of your shy pockets when dating." Big Meow made a killer 使.

"I, I." Fang Ze was silent.

Xi Fangze's girlfriend was a ten-year-old childhood friend. It took them ten years to establish each other's feelings for each other. It is impossible to spend money on their girlfriends when they go out on a date.

Qi Fangze felt the burning of his man's dignity in his chest.

Da Meow looked at Fang Ze with a smile and said slowly, "Why not?"

"Go!" Fang Ze agreed immediately.

"The contract is in place." Big Meow swooped up in a swift step, and then the cat's paw waved and directly printed a five-petal plum mark on Fang Ze's forehead.

"Is this true?"

"Yes." The big yellow cat shook its tail in excitement, as if the demon had abducted his soul.

"What shall I do next?" Fang Ze asked.

"Just wait for the guest to come in. When someone knocks on the door, you remember to open the door and invite the person to live for five days. When the person leaves, the two thousand dollars will be credited to your account. "

"I'm a little regretful now." Fang Ze was still very disturbed by this supernatural development.

"It is impossible to revoke the contract after it is established." Da Meow searched and walked to the TV in the room, then went on to say, "My current strength can't keep me talking, we will see you in five days."

DaMei said he closed his eyes, and by the time he opened it again, the pupils had lost the glory of the devil, and he returned to the ordinary and delicious lazy cat ~ www.readwn.com ~ Occasionally the fat yellow cat scratching the sofa.

"Big meow?" Fang Ze shook his hand at the yellow cat. The big yellow cat raised his head and glanced at Fang Ze. It seemed that he did not understand why his master changed his name.

Xi Fangze experimented for a long time and found that the big yellow cat is really just an ordinary fat cat now.

刚才 Is it just my own illusion?

Qi Fangze walked to the front mirror of the living room, looked at it, and found that a five-petal plum mark had really appeared on his forehead.

It looks like the thing just now is not fantasy.

Fang Ze washed his face with cold water, and then went to another bedroom to clean up the bed so that the upcoming guests could check in at any time.

Huh, just sweep the ground and drag it again. If you are a girl, you can make a good impression.

As soon as Fang Ze had packed his kennel, the doorbell rang.

‘Ding 咚. ’

It looks like the guest who is about to come.

Qi Fangze stepped towards the door. He looked outside from the cat's eyes and found that a pupil was standing at the door.

It turned out to be a small child. I said, why is it two thousand dollars a week, it is probably a bear child, that will give such a high price.

Tong Fangze thought and opened the door.

终于 He can finally see the whole picture of the child standing outside the door.

Dark hair, black-rimmed glasses, round face, hair on the back of the head as if not waking up.

It looks a little familiar to me like this.

"Hello, I'm Cono Edogawa." The little boy bowed to Fang Ze, "I will be a guest at your house for five days in the future, bother."

Big meow, you have no ham in lunch in this life.