My Inseparable House Guests

After eating and drinking, Xiao Hei took a toothpick in his mouth and lazily leaned on the sofa and looked at Fang Ze. , How about you only cook? "

"I want to be beautiful with you." Fang Ze put the leftover plates of the two in the sink and let them wash after the old one, and said to Xiao Hei, "I order take-away for my own meals and make them for you. You want Too many. "

"It's so hard-working," Xiao Hei said, "If only you were a girl, I'd marry you home."

其实 "Actually, men and men are not incapable," said Lao Bo, "isn't the atmosphere very open now."

"Hehe." Fang Ze looked at the two men in front of him, and opened the mockery mode mercilessly. "You two single dogs don't report to the group for heating. They even laughed at me. I went home and called my little sister-in-law."

Xi Fangze went home after talking, and he had to prepare a dissertation to deal with his defense tomorrow.

Wu Xiaohei and Lao Bo also knew that Fang Ze would reply tomorrow, so he waved Fang Ze away.

I watched Fang Ze leave, and Xiao He turned his head and said to Lao Bo, "It's not unreasonable that this loli can fool a legitimate little loli.

"Well, is it time for me to go on a blind date?" Said Lao Bo thoughtfully. "Although my cooking level is not very good, but I can barely eat it. I don't want loli anymore, there is a A half-baked young woman would do. "

"噗." Xiao Hei stared at Lao Bo with wide eyes, "You belong to Cao Cao."

Xiao Hei and Lao Zhuo talked about whether to continue to insist on the glory of single dogs. Fang Ze had already gone upstairs to home.

I walked into the door, turned on the computer, took a look at the dissertation, and went to sleep, but the e-mail showed that I had received a new mail.

I opened it. It was a reply from a subtitle group of Fang Zetou before. The penguin number of the reviewer of the subtitle group was left on it.

Look at the time, now it is more than eleven o'clock in the evening, why do you email yourself in the middle of the night.

However, Fang Ze still added the penguin number of the other party, and found out that it is a hamster's avatar id called calcium oxide. Click a friend to apply and explain the reason.

The leap second passed, and it appeared that the other party had just sent himself an e-mail and had not yet slept.

After 泽 passed, Fang Ze politely sent a good night past, but the other party returned a question mark in seconds.

Qi Fangze was wondering if he had added the wrong person, but the other party immediately withdrew the question mark and sent a sorry message.

钙 Calcium oxide: Sorry, people in the United States, forget that sometimes it's bad.

Tong Fangze: Brother, I applied to join the subtitles group.

钙 Calcium oxide: Well, I know. The subtitles group of our dirty teacher concentration camp recently thought that the two were married and had no time to do subtitles, so this time I was recruiting, mainly to recruit members in English. I read your self-introduction, you can speak multiple languages, where do you learn from? What about it.

Qi Fangze: Self-taught.

钙 Calcium Oxide: Self-taught, is there any certificate or something that can show me?

Tong Fangze: This is only a Level IV certificate.

Calcium Oxide: [Suspicious face] Are you kidding me, brother, are you sure that the proficient English written in your self-introduction is really proficient, or that you think you are proficient in passing Level 4? Do you work **** your Level 6 exam?

钙 Calcium oxide: To be clear, what we want is someone who is familiar with the logic of the English language and can correctly translate an English conversation into Chinese with the same meaning. It is not the kind of person who is only a bit better than a machine and can only translate directly.

Fang Ze: You believe me, big brother, although I do n’t have a certificate, but I am really proficient in English. I am the kind of talent that has been hard to come by for years. Give me a chance and give you a teammate who works hard and eats milk . [Take off your clothes, lie on the ground and pray]

钙 Calcium oxide: [ugly rejection]

钙 Calcium oxide: Let's translate it for me.

钙 After speaking the calcium oxide, he sent a paragraph of English to Fang Ze. This paragraph of English is actually quite famous in China. People generally read this sentence as: justice may be late, but it will never be absent.

However, since calcium oxide has sent such a famous passage, it will certainly not be so simple. If Fang Ze really returned this domestic translation, it must be passed.

Because this rumor is originally wrong.

A typical translation of the sentence. This is a proverb, the actual meaning of which is in accordance with the common law and understanding of the common law system, the correct translation should be: late justice is equivalent to veto justice.

Of course, if you delve deeper, maybe the translation is intentional or not good. After all, according to the translation method sought, this sentence is definitely not so well known in China.

However, Fang Ze still sent the correct translation to the calcium oxide, and soon after the calcium oxide replied, "The basic skills are good, then do you know which points need to pay attention to the correct translation cavity ~ www.readwn.com ~ Fang Ze: Old man, little guy, keep betting, God is full, random metaphors, right.

钙 Calcium oxide: for example?

Tong Fangze: Oh, old man, how are you doing this now? Could it be devastated by the mists of the capital, may God bless you.

I bet if you stayed here, you would never look like a square dance aunt now. Look at your face, it looks like a bull terrier at Xiao Erhei's house next door.

钙 Calcium oxide: 噗, yes, it looks like a professional translation.

Qi Fangze: Thank you for the compliment.

钙 Calcium oxide: So, is it convenient for you now, I need to talk to you with voice to see how well you have mastered the everyday language.

I want to prove that Fang Ze really doesn't have it, but in the dialogue, Fang Ze is not afraid.

He promised to be more Native American than Native American.

After all, Batman Bruce is an American himself.

Fang Ze and Calcium Oxide connected to the voice, and the sound on the opposite side sounded like the voice of a small lady, which felt very strange, but Fang Ze didn't care that much. With his excellent speaking, he almost thought the other party was in harmony An Native American is talking.

However, Fang Ze can switch between Chinese and English at any time, so this calcium oxide finally believed that Fang Ze was indeed a Chinese, not a foreigner who had been found to lie to him.

钙 Calcium oxide: After passing the review, I will send you a brief introduction of our subtitles group and some internal regulations and procedures. Then you add our penguin colony and crooked colony.

Tong Fangze: No problem. But can you add it tomorrow? I still have something tomorrow. I have to go to bed early today.

钙 Calcium oxide: It's okay, it's okay. Several popular American TV shows have not been updated recently. Everyone is free this week.