My Inseparable House Guests

"I want you to talk, there is no society, country or world where salted fish come from." Fang Ze said while eating potato chips and looked at Da Meow, "After all, the world is our salted fish."

"No wonder now that humans are gradually being conquered by our cats, it turns out that you are all a group of salted fish."

"Let's just take it seriously." Fang Ze looked at Da Meo lazily.

"Then say the business first." Big Meow said with a swipe of his paw, and then there was a pile of money on the coffee table.

Fang Ze picked up the money and found that it was all money from Li Yunlong's time.

As for why Li Yunlong kept money for Fang Ze, Fang Ze understood it after a little imagination, and didn't say anything, but just silently collected the money into a money clip.

"This time, there are three rewards." Da Meow looked at Fang Ze and said, "The first one is the Eye of the Broken Army. The ability is for those who have these eyes, they can clearly see all the battlefield situations, break through the fog, and find the best Combat plan. (Applicable to Army operations under 10,000 people only.) "

"The second is the spirit of the bright sword. Those who have this ability will never be afraid. No matter how powerful the enemy and difficulties they are, they will calmly look for opportunities to fight back."

"The third is a master of swear words. Those who have this ability will automatically learn to use swear words. There are three kinds of swear words. The first kind is used by friendly parties, which will inspire and inspire the friendly staff. The second is the use of superiors, which will obtain superior treatment and favoritism. The third is the use of enemies, which will irritate the enemy, obtain the effect of mocking the wind, and reduce the enemy's logical thinking ability slightly. "

"It's such a swearing master." Fang Ze was stunned after listening to the big cat.

"In fact, the effect is pretty good," said Dao Mei Fang Ze, "after all, swear words can improve the efficiency of language."

"Reason?" Fang Ze asked Big Meow.

"For example, to give you an example sentence, the current university life will be good, what do you think of the first time."

"Don't you say that college life is okay, what other objections?"

"Now, college students, live, all right." Da Meow read the words separately.

"Understand, dirty cat."

"This has nothing to do with whether I'm dirty or not." Big Meow continued, "If you look at a simple sentence, if you don't add swear words, there will be two different meanings. But you add swear words will be different."

Da Meow continued, "For example, if you want to express your first meaning, you can say, how good is the life of college students now."

"If you want to express the second meaning, you should say that the current college students are doing well."

"Look, is it clear at a glance whether swear words can improve language efficiency?"

"What crooked door is here." Fang Ze still dismissed.

"Poor human." Da Meow sighed. "Why do you just not admit many things?"

"Don't talk nonsense," Fang Ze said to Da Meow, "I choose Liang Jian spirit."

"Actually choose this?" Da Meow looked at Fang Ze in surprise, "I think the swear master is more useful."

"If I play basketball or football, maybe I will choose this one." Fang Ze said, "I will be the key person on the court by then. I can put any other ball except football. The team leads the world championship. "

"It's black again." Big Meow pounced on Fang Ze's forehead and said, "Okay."

Fang Ze felt for a while, and found that he could feel nothing this time, so he asked the big cat, "Why didn't you feel it?"

"Passive skills, you can feel them when you face danger and fear."

"Let's do it," Fang Ze said as he watched Da Meow, "Yes, the next guest will give me a hint."

"The next guest." Da Meow said to Fang Ze, "Do you remember what I said to you after Hannibal's removal, there was a sentence with a biological term in it. Next The guest has something to do with that noun, and you can guess who the next guest is based on that noun. "

After finishing talking, just before Fang Ze didn't respond, he returned to his meow nest, and the wise soul left.

After Hannibal pulled out, he seemed to force Damei to hypnotize himself.

Fang Ze thought about it for a moment, and really remembered that Da Meow said a noun.

Fang Ze entered the term into a search site and immediately learned what he wanted.

"Headache." Fang Ze rubbed his temples and looked at the search results, knowing that his next guest was probably a very troublesome guy. No matter which one came, he was not easy to get along with.

It seemed ready to give them the same treatment as Hannibal.

Fang Ze looked at his watch-type anesthesia gun on his wrist and found that there were no more left.

The black technology of Conan's watch-type anesthesia gun is not the watch, but the anesthetic injection inside.

It is possible to anesthetize a person to the United States without any consciousness in a very short time ~ www.readwn.com ~ From this point of view, this technology is all black technology in black technology.

This kind of thing is used one less, there is no place to replenish after running out.

After sleeping all night, when Fang Ze got up the next morning, he did not wait for Lin Xiaoxin to arrive.

So Fang Ze called Lin Xiaoxin to ask what was happening.

"That's it. I have a distant cousin who just came to play with me for a few days just after the college entrance examination."

"Then you don't have time to come over?" Fang Ze asked.

"I'm staying with her in the hotel, or you should come over."

"Come here with you?"

"I want to be beautiful with you, I'm insignificant." Lin Xiaoxin said, "coming to give us a bag is already your greatest kindness."

"Okay, I will drive there in the afternoon." Fang Ze hung up Lin Xiaoxin's phone, and then drove his Wuling Hongguang Batmobile all the way to Nanxiang County.

A parking space was found near the entrance of the hotel that Lin Xiaoxin said. Fangze walked into the hotel, then found the room where Lin Xiaoxin lived, and knocked on the door.

Within a few seconds, the door opened, and Lin Xiaoxin's small head was pulled out of the door and looked at Fang Ze with a smile.

"Come, kiss one." Fang Ze stretched his face.

"Sorry, sir, you have gone to the wrong room." Lin Xiaoxin saw Fang Ze's movements and tried to close the door. Fang Ze quickly squeezed in with her physical advantage, and then reached out and embraced Lin Xiaoxin's waist and held her up. Hugged.

"My sister is still inside." Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze and said quickly, "Don't make trouble."

Fang Ze held the little sister-in-law and rubbed her face around her neck. She rubbed her down reluctantly. ) Download Free Reader !!