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"Hey, hey, stop!"

Fang Ze, who was watching a movie, heard what the Indian said, and suddenly felt that the distance between the two parties was limited. It was instantly confirmed that this Indian man's big **** was his guest this time.

"Stop, what do you do to my friend?" Fang Ze stood in front of the big **** and said to the two Indians.

"Your friend?" Two obese Indian men looked at Fang Ze with a skeptical look, and then said, "Are you a foreigner, are you sure you and this dalit are friends?"

"Who do you call a slut? I'm Tony Stark, the chairman of Stark Industries, can you understand me ?!"

Fang Ze hadn't spoken yet, and the Indian, who called himself Stark, rushed over again and yelled.

"In India, it is impossible for anyone to hide their last name!" One of the two obese men shouted at Steker. "Look at your ID card, your surname Stark, is a dalit on the books, Do you want to pretend to be a foreigner? Look at your dirty look. People who have been in the toilet for a long time cannot appear in the lobby! "

The two obese men said and waved their rags to fight Steck, Stark quickly hid behind Fang Ze, then Fang Ze did not escape, and his face was sucked twice by the rag, but it didn't hurt.

"What are you doing!" At this time an Indian police officer wearing a guard uniform came over and watched the crowd screaming.

"Police, I found a pariah here," the fat Indian man shouted.

"Please call them listed castes, sir. It is no longer ancient. Anyone should have the same rights in India!" Indian police said, turning their eyes to Stark with dark skin.

"Can you show me your ID card?"

"What identity card?" Stark didn't understand.

"The one in your pocket," said the policeman, pointing to a rectangular piece of paper in Stark's pocket.

"This?" Stark took it out and handed it to the police.

"Well, Tony Stark?" The policeman gave Stark a glance. Although Stark did not nod, the photo on the ID card was not much different from Stark, so he didn't think much.

"Are you buying tickets here?"

"No, I am ..." Stark was about to say something, only to see Fang Ze rushed over to pull Stark to the police, "This is my friend, we are indeed coming Buy train tickets. "

"Your friend?" The policeman looked down at Ze and then stared at Stark, saying in crappy English, "Here, watch out for scammers."

The police probably thought Stark was a liar, and Fang Ze was a foreigner. Fang Ze couldn't explain this to the police at this time. What he had to do was quickly nod to show that he knew.

When the police left, the two obese Indians also left. Stark immediately seized Fangze and asked, "You are the landlord of my trip. Can you explain what is going on?"

"Wait a moment." Fanze signaled Stark to be quiet, then he took Stark out of the train station and came to a nearby restaurant.

"First talk about how you got here." Fangze was very curious about how Stark came here.

"I inspected the role of my company's new microchip on the battlefield in Vietnam, and was wounded in a trap. I was captured by a Vietnamese warlord named Wang Qiu and asked me to make weapons for him. I didn't want to do that, there was a mystery His voice appeared in front of me, saying that it would allow me to go to an extremely enjoyable place for five days, and that everything would be the responsibility of the host I was there, and I came. "

After hearing Stark's words, Fang Ze finally understood where this guy came from.

When the heroes of the Marvel Universe moved to the big screen, because of the need to take into account the global audience, the background story of the mission has changed a lot, including Iron Man.

In the original Iron Man comic, Tony Stark made his debut in the Vietnam War, not the Middle East in the movie. However, the general flow of the plot is not much changed. Tony Stark caught a trap in Vietnam, inserted his heart into danger, and was captured by a Vietnamese warlord named Wang Qiu.

The Vietnamese warlord, like the unlucky one in the Middle East, also asked Tony to make weapons for him, and sent him an assistant, a Nobel Prize-winning physicist Hou Yinsen.

Then the two worked together to produce the first Iron Man Warframe. To sacrifice time, Hou Yinsen killed Wang Qiu and his men to avenge Hou Yinsen, and then returned to China.

The early Iron Man comics were mixed with a lot of ideology, and part of the main content was also related to the river crab beast. However, with the rise of domestic anti-Vietnam war at that time, the Iron Man comic had to change part of the settings. The place where Tony Stark was in danger was also changed from the Vietnam War to the Gulf War.

Then came the Middle East adventure in the movie.

However, although the plot has changed, Stark's people are set in the same vein, so the Iron Man in front of him is no different from the famous **** Tony Stark who just appeared in the movie.

"Sorry, I should have prepared a comfortable bedroom and five days of uninterrupted fun for you, but because of something personally happening to me, I came to India."

"Is this India?"

"Yes, New Delhi, the capital of India, and if nothing else happens, we are going to Hydepur, India soon."

"I don't think I'd better go back to Vietnam." Stark felt a bit desperate when he knew what country he was in.

"If you go back, you have to think about your heart." Fang Ze pointed to Tony Strike's body and said, "At least you have a healthy body now."

"Wait, I just wanted to ask, why do I look like this now?" Tony Stark looked at his dark body and hands, staring at Fangze.

"Well, you should have become an Indian." Fang Ze took out his mobile phone and Stark glanced at his appearance according to the screen of the mobile phone.

"I used to live in Huaxia. All guests will become Huaxia when they arrive. And you may become Indian because of this."

"Okay, okay." Stark shook his head. Although he has now become an Indian, it is really not as bad as Fang Ze said. After all, his original body is stuck in his heart A shard, I don't know when it will hang.

"There is one last question, why did the two fat pigs call me a pariah!" Stark's teeth were irritated when he mentioned this.

"Show me your ID card." Fang Ze held out his hand and asked for Stark's ID card.

India is a country without an identity card, to be precise it was not before. And unlike other countries without identity cards, most people in India do n’t have a social security card, a medical card, or a driver ’s license, so if something goes wrong, it ’s difficult to prove their identity.

It is very difficult for federal India to issue an identity card to each of the one billion people. However, the Indian government does not intend to let it go. Instead, it has carried out a very ambitious plan.

That is to establish an identity database, which includes photos of Indian nationals, personal information, iris and fingerprint blood type.

Recording the iris of the people throughout the country. This is something that no country in the world has done so far. No matter how much you laugh at India's work efficiency, people have indeed begun this work slowly. Although several years have passed, this work remains Not completed, but after all, it has made great progress compared to before.

Some of them were given their own twelve-digit ID number and a piece of paper-like card, which could be called an ID card.

However, it is worth mentioning that although the Indian database of iris information is recorded in the personal database represented by this identity card, India has become the world's most advanced iris recognition country, but these iris recognition related technologies are a Huaxia company which provided.

And besides Huaxia, the United States also provides a lot of technical help, so that in some of the most advanced places, India can even directly use iris to verify identity and handle related services.

As for why two countries that do not yet have a citizen iris information database would be so kind to help India, the reason is self-evident.

These data are stored on the computer, not on this card. In addition to Stark's fake identity information, Stark's largest font on this identification card is Stark's name.

Tony Stark.

It has been mentioned before that the untouchables in India are excluded from the four major castes, and their surnames are called listed castes. Basically, all those that do not belong to the four major castes are listed attributes, and are all listed castes. So if a foreigner settles in India and joins Indian nationality, unless a Brahmin is willing to help change the surname to one of the four major castes, otherwise once you join Indian nationality, your name is one of the listed castes in India. Your status It will also change from the Kshatriya that originally enjoyed certain privileges to the pariah.

Stark encountered this problem, because Stark was not one of the four major castes in India, so it was counted as a list caste of pariahs.

After Fang Ze explained to Steck, our Mr. Iron Man stared at the boss and looked at Fang Ze, "You mean, I can only be a pariah for five days here?"

"Of course not." Fang Ze patted Stark on the shoulder and said, "Although your appearance cannot be disguised as a foreigner, you can forge your last name and say to others that you are a Sutra or a barking house. Anyway, it's just your ID card. "

"Can't I say I am Kshatriya or Brahmin?"

"Kshatriya is okay, Brahman is in trouble," Fangze explained to Stark. "In India, the high castes and the low castes are not the same kind. The high castes are very white and can be seen at a glance. There is a saying in India that Brahmin is Brahmin everywhere, because Brahmin and other castes look different. You will be killed if you disguise Brahmin like this. "

"Okay, okay." Stark was completely speechless. Seriously, if it wasn't for his bad luck over there, he was going to return immediately.

"By the way, how did those two people know that you were a pariah?"

"Because when I opened my eyes, I found that I appeared in a particularly dirty toilet. The two Indians on the opposite side were rubbing their farts with their hands while I was holding my ID card. Every Indian saw it. "

"Why don't they fight you?" Fang Ze was a little curious. Because Stark's temper was not very good, and after he got out of the armor, he was not powerless. Stark's fighting ability is not bad. Compared with his good base friends, the US team may have a gap, but it is much more than ordinary people.

"I wasn't saying that when I appeared in the toilet, were they rubbing their farts with their hands?" Stark heard Fang Ze's words, and his eyes rolled back to answer.

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Fang Ze asked puzzledly. "The Indian is rubbing his fart with his left hand. That's right."

"After they rubbed their butt, they must find something to wipe their hands." Stark looked at Fang Ze, with a smile on the corner of his mouth. "I'm not hitting them both, I just don't want the two rags Hit me. "

"me!"

Fang Ze listened to Stark's words ~ www.readwn.com ~ I almost didn't spit out old blood.

Feelings You just hid behind me for this reason!

Why can't you say it earlier, you are hiding behind me, but the two rags on my face are a bit off!

"I didn't mean it." Stark shrugged and said he was innocent.

"I know you didn't do it on purpose, you did it on purpose!" Fang Ze couldn't wait to choke the goods.

"Eat here, we can finish our dinner and discuss this matter." Stark saw Fangze like this, and quickly shifted the topic.

The waiter brought two plates. The plates were lumpy. I didn't know anything, but there was a strong curry flavor.

Fortunately, it is not Uttar Pradesh, so there are cutlery next to the plate.

"What is this, can it really be eaten?" Stark picked up the spoon and glanced at the sticky object on the plate, a little skeptical.

"Or you try it first." Fang Ze glanced at the food in front of him, and was a little afraid to say anything. Old Dong said to him that the food eaten by the lower people and the food eaten by the upper people in India are two concepts.

"I'll try it." Stark had also been imprisoned in Vietnam for a long time and had never tasted anything delicious. At this time, he could not care about selling it. He spooned it down and fed the food to his mouth.

then.

"I want to vomit." Stark looked at Fangze uncomfortably.

"If you know where they made it, you will even want to vomit." Fang Ze turned to look inside the restaurant and said to Stark.

Fang Ze's table was facing the kitchen. Before Gu Gu hadn't noticed because of chatting, let's not look at the other at a glance. The flies born by nature alone can make them both full.

"Nausea." Iron Man looked in the direction of Fang Ze's head turning, and finally couldn't help vomiting.