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"Why didn't you see a woman here?" Fang Ze asked curiously to Bema next to him.

"Women are not qualified to participate in such banquets," said Belma, who was taken for granted, "being afraid to hit Lord Dragon Tree God."

"Iamgroot." It happened that Bema had just finished speaking, and Groot praised the soup because it was delicious.

"What does Lord Dragon Tree God say?" Bema asked.

"He condemns your practice of not letting women come to the table, thinking that this is a disrespect to him." Fang Ze translated Gruet 'truthfully'.

"Iamgroot." Groot turned and looked at Fang Ze, complaining that Fang Ze always bullied others who didn't understand him, and then misinterpreted.

"Look, the Dragon God is angry." Fang Ze pointed to Groot.

"Since it was said by Lord Dragon Tree God, then." Bemarillo thought for a moment, then got up to discuss with the village chief. After a while, basically, the women in the village were on the table.

Now Fang Ze finally understands why so many people claim that they can communicate with God, and then become a **** stick.

Because you can make up God ’s words at will!

Fang Ze stayed in the village until the afternoon, and a car Range Rover star drove under the walled village, and Fan Qing stepped down from the driver's seat.

"Sister Qing, here." Fang Ze greeted Fan Qing standing on a high place and asked Fan Qing to come up.

"Come in time." Fan Qing, carrying a computer bag, went to the stockade and looked at Fang Ze.

"In time." Fang Ze pointed to Groot and said to Fan Qing, "Know, this is Groot, we need to take care of him for a few days."

"Hello, Groot." Fan Qing greeted him in surprise after seeing Shuren Groot.

If it is said that the floret just has a pair of wings, it is doubtful that it is caused by a genetic mutation, then Groot's appearance completely confirms that he is a non-human creature.

"Iamgroot." Groot greeted Fan Qing with the same kindness.

"Well." Fan Qing looked at Groot, always thinking that he should have seen similar creatures somewhere.

GrootGroot.

Got it!

Fan Qing clapped her hands and suddenly remembered, ‘'Groot is not a character in Guardians of the Galaxy! ’

Because Fan Qing has only watched the second part of Guardians of the Galaxy, the impression of Groot in his mind is that adorable Groot baby.

Now think about it carefully, remembering, isn't that what happened to Baby Groot's predecessor.

"Isn't this Groot the same Groot in the Guardians of the Galaxy." Fan Qing pointed at Groot in surprise.

"Yes, no." Fang Ze turned on the big flicker mode. "Didn't I tell you last time, after many of our colleagues from the Monster Administration Bureau left, they like to incorporate the monsters they encountered before into their own In the work. So the person who created the original comic image of Groot is actually the person of our monster bureau. "

"Oh." Fan Qing heard Fang Ze's words and began to make sense, but thought about it.

its not right.

"Wait." Fan Qing looked at Fang Ze and said, "Isn't the person who painted Groot a foreigner, why do our national monster bureaus recruit foreigners ?!"

"Ahem." Lying is a technical task, and every time you make up a lie, you need to round it with countless lies.

In contrast, it ’s still a simple and crude deception such as ‘I, Qin Shihuang, and making money’. It ’s more difficult to make up a convincing monster bureau.

However, Fang Ze still racked his brains and flickered.

"Think about it." Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "Our country has a monster management bureau, can other countries do not? But because there is no competition and there are scarce staff, the monster management bureaus in our countries The relationship is very good, and they often perform tasks together, so it is normal for foreigners to see the Shuren on our side. "

"That's it." Fan Qing rolled her eyes, and then asked Fang Zedao, "Can you tell me something about the weirdness we saw in the film and television dramas?"

"This is top-secret information, because it will expose our colleagues who have already retired." Fang Ze patted Fan Qing's head and said, "As a temporary worker, don't think about it."

"Slap my head, I can't marry." Fan Qing said, looking at Fang Ze with his eyes rolled.

"Isn't the standard answer for being shot heads long or tall? Why can't they get married?"

"I'm almost thirty people. I can't grow up anymore, so I can only say I can't marry." Fan Qing joked.

After Fangze and the people of the Hani Zhaizi bid farewell, they were about to leave. Suddenly someone behind was calling themselves, and turned around to find that little girl Hu Ying.

"What's wrong?" Fang Ze thought that this little loli could not bear herself, and was proud of her little loli's affinity, the little girl said to Fang Ze, "Brother Fang, my mother hopes you can go to me When she lay down at home, she told you something. "

Although she didn't know what the little girl's mother called Fang Ze, Fang Ze didn't worry about the trouble, but took Groot Fan Qing to the little girl's house.

A withered woman lies in bed in a run-down house. This is Hu Ying's mother.

After hearing what the mother said, Fang Ze understood Hu Ying's life. It turned out that Hu Ying's father died of a serious illness not long after she was born. Her mother finally pulled her to such an extent that she now also herself He was seriously ill, and was unable to take care of Hu Ying.

And the village is poor, and there are not many people with the ability to bring an extra child. Hu Ying's mother is not familiar with it, and she is afraid of being insecure.

Then she learned that someone had brought the Dragon Tree God to the village and asked the women in the village to come to the table. She felt that she would be a good person, so she hoped that Fang Ze would take Hu Ying away.

Take a little loli away.

Fang Ze was a bit worried, on the one hand because it was not appropriate for him to have a little loli at home in his twenties. This is really a little loli, not a legal loli like Lin Xiaoxin. On the other hand, he receives guests every week, which is extremely inconvenient for many people in the family.

Hu Ying's mother saw Fang Ze's refusal and tried hard to get Fang Ze out of bed. At this time Fan Qing behind Fang Ze suddenly stepped forward to Hu Ying's mother and said, "Auntie, I'm not married yet, but I really like children. If you believe me, you can give your daughter to me. Upbringing. "

"Well, I can trust you." Mother Hu Ying heard that someone was willing to raise her daughter, and immediately took Fan Qing's hand and said, "My daughter will take care of you."

Although Fang Ze didn't know Fan Qing very well, according to her daily contacts, she was indeed a good person. Since she was willing to accept Hu Ying, Fang Ze naturally had nothing to say.

The two came out of Hu Ying's house. Although Hu Ying, who was only seven years old, was a little bit reluctant to listen to her mother, she listened to her mother very much. The mother asked Hu Ying to follow Fan Qing's elder sister.

The two came out of Hu Ying's house and told the village chief about it. The village chief did not object, but was very happy that Hu Ying could follow Fang Ze to the outside world.

Fang Ze asked Fan Qing to bring a windbreaker with the largest size, hats, scarves and the like, and then allowed Groot to change his figure to the level of a normal person. If you look at it, you won't find any doubts.

The three of them took a car to a nearby county seat for a short break.

I found a daily rent house from the Internet and lived there, and Fan Ze called Fan Qing under the pretext of buying.

"Now you have to spend a lot of money to raise a child," Fang Ze said to Fan Qing, "you alone are not enough money, after I go back, I will support you with a little Hu Ying's living expenses every month."

"You don't need to worry about this," Fan Qing said to Fang Ze, "I don't just open clothes shops."

"Do you have any other part-time jobs?"

"Yeah." Fang Ze patted his thirty-two d and said, "I usually write novels. I am a web author, and there are tens of thousands of people every month."

"Great." Fang Ze gave Fan Qing a thumbs up ~ www.readwn.com ~ and then asked, "What novel are you writing, I'll go back and enjoy it."

"Um." Fan Qing immediately became dumb when she heard Fang Ze asking what novel she wrote.

Coincidentally, the name of the novel she wrote was called "Monster Authority". And the main character in the text has shaped a mean and hateful boss. Basically every day in the comment area, someone chases this boss and scolds him for abusing the protagonist. I hope that the author can write to him immediately.

Coincidentally, the name of this villain boss is also Fang Ze.

Fan Qing didn't dare to show Fang Ze the novel when she was killed. She quickly opened the topic and said, "Many shops here can't pay by mobile phone. I have to go to the bank to get a little cash."

"Okay." Fang Ze nodded and agreed.

The two walked to a nearby bank and happened to have an ATM broken, so they had to pick it up at the counter.

Fan Qing picked the number and sat in a chair with Fang Ze waiting for the call. On the window to the left of the two, there was also a man in his forties who was looking for money.

"Help me get some money," the man said to the teller at the counter.

"You have 1800 yuan in your card."

"70,000!"

Hearing the man's words, the bank teller frowned, but said patiently, "Sir, your card is only 1,800 yuan."

"Yes, I want 70,000!"

"But there is only 1,800 yuan in it. Sorry, you can't get 70,000."

"70,000!" When the man heard the teller's words, he still insisted on repeating the previous words, and the way of speaking was comparable to Groot.

But at this time, I did n’t know where the teller came from, and suddenly thought that this man might not say 70,000, so he asked, “Sir, are you finished?”

"Yes, isn't my common law elegant?"