My Inseparable House Guests

The distance contract between Fang Ze and Zhuang Zhuang is not like the previous guests. There is a feeling that two people will die directly after leaving 100 meters. But more like a spiritual connection, after Fang Ze had this distance contract, within a certain range, he could clearly feel where Zhuang is now.

Although he felt no problem even if he and Zhuangzhuang were a hundred meters away, Fang Ze took him with him for insurance purposes.

Go downstairs and ask for a private dining room at a nearby restaurant.

"I smell the sunflower seeds." The shop owner just brought up a plate of sunflower seeds and turned away. A palm-sized squirrel was drilled out of Fang Ze's clothes pocket.

"Talking squirrel!" Zhuang exclaimed when she saw the squirrel.

As soon as Zhuangzhuang appeared, Fang Ze caught the nut-eating squirrel in his pocket, so he and Saturday and Saturday did not know the existence of the squirrel.

Although the pockets were boring, Fang Ze also put the nuts in his pocket, so this squirrel was very obedient and kept in Fang Ze's pocket.

"It was this squirrel that tricked me into Narnia." Lao Bo was excited when he saw the squirrel.

"This squirrel tricked you into Narnia?" Fang Ze gave a curious look and asked, "Do you remember what happened before you crossed?"

"Remember, didn't you tell me there was a crossing place." Lao Bo said with a grin, "Then I went to you, and you let this squirrel tell me that the world of Narnia needs me to save, and I went I can come back later, so I go. "

It seems that even old memories have changed?

Everything about Narnia in the real world disappeared in the memory of the four people who went to Narnia. For them, Narnia is a completely strange world, not a film world.

"Brother, can I call your brother." Zhuangzhuang, after seeing the interaction between Fang Ze and Lao Bo, determined that Fang Ze was obviously not a bad person, maybe he really was a traversal authority, so he came over. Fang Zize said, "Your traversal authority is still not receiving money, and I want to join. You see that I have experience in traversal, can I go in as an intern?"

"You don't have to think about the Transit Authority." Fang Ze refused directly.

As far as a monster authority is concerned, Fang Ze has just set up a framework so far, let alone a traversal authority. However, after showing strong disappointment, Zhuangzhuang went on to say, "The Traversor Administration is a very confidential department of the state and will not recruit people casually, but I also know the people from the Monster Administration. Would you like to join the Monster Administration? Try it? "

"Monster Authority?" Zhuangzhuang and Laozhuo held back at the same time.

"Yes." Fang Ze said to Lao Bo, "If you are interested, you can also join. Although the Monster Management Bureau is not as high as the Penetrator Management Bureau, it has recently been fully funded and established a temporary branch. If you are interested, You can join in. I happen to be the head of this temporary branch and have the right to recruit people. "

"Monster Authority, are you fighting monsters?"

"Yes or no." Fang Ze replied, "After all, the country now emphasizes prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, the rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness. What used to be killed and killed is outdated. , Now we encounter monsters who are convinced by reason, so generally no violent conflict will occur. "

"What is the main responsibility?" Lao Bo asked.

"The main responsibility is to get in touch with some monsters that are not reported by the Monster Administration, let them know that the country is actually caring for them all the time, thinking about them, can solve any difficulties they have, and let them receive a period of education, Become a good monster for the benefit of society. "

Zhuangzhuang and Laozhu looked at each other, then nodded and promised, "Let's join!"

How could they be willing to accept the ordinary in the real world after seeing the magic of Narnia?

"Oh okay." Fang Ze gestured and said to the two men with a drinking glass. "Then let's drink a glass of water first. Welcome the two kings to come back.

After experiencing some commercial enthusiasm, the restaurant's dishes were also brought up, and the old boiled and strong threw them like hungry wolves and ate them desperately.

"Is it so delicious?" Fang Ze casually took a bite of the dish and found that it tasted average.

"You don't know what we eat in Narnia!" Laozhuo shouted, "Even the peppercorns have to wait until the Chinese New Year before they are willing to put a little bit, and the barbecue is still a little bit tasteful, but no pepper or pepper Cumin, the condiments in Narnia are not rich, and my tongue has been pale for several years! "

"Isn't it purely natural? Should it be better?" Fang Ze looked at Laozhuo and Zhuangzhuang. "You eat all natural food in Narnia. How many rich people on earth want to eat? No more. "

"I've heard a story before," Lao Bo said as he ate, "It was the last emperor Puyi of the Manchu dynasty. Before his death, his neon wife asked her what she wanted to eat, and he said he wanted to eat one. The bowl of instant noodles was the Nissin instant noodles that were most popular in neon in that era. "

"It is said that Pu Yi had eaten once at his neon son's house before his death, and he will never forget it. I thought that this was not a paragraph. After all, Pu Yi was also a person who had a good life. No government has treated him badly. The last thing I wanted to eat before dying was instant noodles, which I didn't know until Narnia. "

"Undeveloped productivity coupled with barren land is a nightmare at all! If you can bring me a box of instant noodles at that time, I tell you, the king of Narnia, I give You take it! "

"Okay, I know ~ www.readwn.com ~ Fang Ze looked at the excited old man, and quickly passed a piece of paper," Wipe your mouth, there is oil on your lips. "

Lao Bo reached out to take over the toilet paper that Fang Ze passed, and suddenly became more excited. It seemed that he was about to cry.

"What's wrong?" Fang Ze asked curiously.

"I remember the days when I rubbed my **** with a tree stick in Narnia." The old man said sadly. "I must save paper in the future. I ca n’t waste if I do n’t waste it. I do n’t know how much I have until something is gone precious!"

Keke.

Fang Ze looked at Lao Bo and began to recall his glorious and miserable King's day, a little embarrassed.

After all, this time he gave himself to his base friend.

I had thought that although it would take me a few years there, but at least the king, I think I should have a good time, but now it seems.

He only noticed the king and forgot that even the king needed to go to the toilet and wipe his ass.