My knowledge, automatic deduction of black technology

Absurd and catchy

Zhang Youdong raised his legs and said, “Hey, of course you would say that in that situation, otherwise how can you explain it!” ”

After I explained, I saw Gu Ni’s acquiescence, and I was heartbroken. After the police comrades left, I secretly Go down and buy a bouquet of flowers and declare your love.”

“Then we’ll be single!”

Having said this, Zhang Youdong stretched out an index finger with both hands at the same time and waved it towards Jiang Chun and Lin Sixian, looking as proud as he wanted.

“If I hadn’t sent a message to remind them, they wouldn’t have known to seize the opportunity to confess their love!”

Jiang Chun smiled awkwardly: “It’s true. The driver and I decided to confess our love after receiving the news about Winter Melon.”

“It turned out well for everyone.”

Chen Qian took a deep breath, and he still can’t come back to his senses. This plot of catching a horse is so awesome!

Sure enough, life is far more absurd than novels and movies.

But in the final analysis, it is also a good thing for all the dormitory members to be single!

You must know that in most dormitories, it is not easy for all members to be single. There are not even many dormitories like this for graduates!

But then, Chen Qian was stunned.

“Wait! I suddenly thought of a question.”

“You all lived together last night. Could it be that…”

“That’s not true.” Jiang Chun shook his head: “I… I slept very honestly last night.”

Zhang Youdong He stopped crossing his legs and said awkwardly, “Me too.”

However, Lin Sixian started to sneer at this time.

“Look, look, you two cowards.”

As soon as these words came out, the other people’s eyes widened.

“Could it be that you…” Chen Qian couldn’t help but ask.

Lin Sixian deliberately showed an exaggerated and evil smile on his lips: “Of course, I held my Weiran’s hand for the whole night!”

Suddenly, several other people booed.

“Hey, I’ve been doing it for a long time and it’s just half-measured. What are you talking about!” Zhang Youdong said scornfully.

“That’s right, I usually come up with dirty jokes, but once I get into battle, I don’t know how to do it.” Jiang Chun was also doing some stabbing at the side.

“There is a thief’s heart but no thief’s courage.” Chen Qian hit the nail on the head.

Lin Sixian explained awkwardly: “I usually just talk! How can you really think of me as that kind of person!” ”

Besides, holding hands is already a huge improvement, okay! How can you compare? Fuck me!”

“That’s not right!” Chen Qian asked doubtfully at this time: “Then Li Weiran didn’t do anything to you?”

“I feel like she is a bit similar to you, a bit… um…”

Lin Sixian understood. He realized what he meant and shook his head: “Well…she is also a good talker…”

“Okay!”

Chen Qian was speechless. After a long time, she was just a piece of cake!

I say I’m brave and invincible, but if you really want to play with me, I’m sorry, I’m a coward…

But then I thought about it, this kind of character is quite interesting.

At least Chen Qian felt that Lin Sixian and Li Weiran were a good match.

After figuring out what happened last night, Chen Qian stopped gossiping with them.

What are they gossiping about?

Of course they were discussing how to get along with his girlfriend, how to give gifts, how to make his girlfriend happy…

Chen Qian thought he didn’t need to think about these things.

There was no way, who made him and Jiang Ruyue count as childhood sweethearts!

You know everything!

He returned to sit down in front of the computer. Just as he was about to check the assassin’s progress, the phone rang.

When I picked it up, I saw it was an unfamiliar Kyoto number.

Chen Qian walked out of the dormitory and picked up the phone, and Xu Shou’s voice rang from the phone.

“Hello? Chen Qian?”

“It turns out to be Uncle Xu! It’s me! What, are you planning to introduce me to some work?”

Chen Qian was not surprised that Xu Shou knew his name. He didn’t know that was the surprise. Well, even last night, maybe eight generations of my ancestors were investigated.

“You, you, you know how to ask me if I am alive, and you don’t know if we have any difficulties. We are really short of talents. I…”

Oh, here we go again!

Chen Qian took the phone away from his ear.

After a while.

“Hello? Hello? Xiao Chen, can you hear me?”

“Yes, yes, yes, I can now. I’m sorry, Uncle Xu, the signal was not good just now.”

Xu Shou, from the Cybersecurity Bureau, was sitting at his workstation with an expression on his face. black.

This little bastard, who are you trying to fool?

But he was too lazy to worry about it. The moment he got Chen Qian’s information yesterday, he was simply stunned!

Unexpectedly, the “fan” turned out to be Chen Qian, the top scorer in last year’s college entrance examination! He won the Qiu Sai Grand Slam just after entering college. What a genius!

For a genius, he must show his strength and charisma, so that he can be deceived… and recruited!

“The signal is not good, it doesn’t matter. I’m just calling to tell you that I have already said hello to Ali, Penguin, and Qiandu for you.” ”

They are all very interested in you, but more details are needed. You talked to them yourself.”

Hearing this, Chen Qian nodded without any surprise.

Everyone should be interested in themselves.

Let’s not talk about the Internet companies in the past two years. They have been fighting openly and secretly to the death. Their thirst for talents is extraordinary. I have the endorsement of the Cybersecurity Bureau, so how can I not be interested?

“Then thank you, Team Leader Xu. Thank you, thank you. If you need anything, please let me know!”

Xu Shou was stunned.

What’s the meaning?

I called you Uncle Xu just now, but now you call me Team Leader Xu?

Scumbag!

“Okay, I won’t say much more. I’ll hang up now. I’ll add you on WeChat later.”

After saying that, Xu Shou hung up the phone in a depressed tone.

“Why does it feel like he’s a little depressed?” Chen Qian was a little confused, but he didn’t bother to think about it.

I looked at how late it was and thought about saying hello to those companies when I came back in the evening.

You must first show your value before you can bargain!

Back in the dormitory, Jiang Chun and the other three were still excitedly exchanging “love experiences.”

Even though everyone is a junior brother, everyone talks about themselves as if they have more experience.

Chen Qian did not join them, he made a cup of wolfberry and walked to the laboratory.

In the evening, after dinner, Chen Qian rarely went to the library, but went directly back to the dormitory.

Seeing that Jiang Chun had returned and was preparing to go on a date, Chen Qian stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder.

“Fat, I have a question for you.”

Jiang Chun was a little surprised. Can he still answer Chen Daunai’s question?

“What’s the problem?”

“Who’s more important, brother or girlfriend?”

“Of course it’s the girlfriend! The girlfriend is the future wife, and she’s someone who’s going to be gone forever. The brother may be gone at some point.” Jiang Chun didn’t hesitate at all.

Chen Qian’s face darkened: “Damn, you are such a person who values sex over friends!”

Jiang Chun grinned: “Didn’t you tell me this? Have you forgotten?”

“Ah? Really? Did I say that?” Chen Qian was a little embarrassed, but after thinking about it carefully, it seemed that he had indeed said it.

He immediately changed the subject: “Now I have something important that needs your help. How about you sacrifice your date time for me?”